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Two Watch Who - A Doctor Who Podcast — 281 episodes
Torchwood: Reset - Chekhov's Alien Space Scalpel
Torchwood: Adam - F**ked Again
Torchwood: Meat - Not His First Rodeo
Torchwood: To The Last Man - Tosh's Diane
Torchwood: Sleeper - Let's Talk Budget
Torchwood: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang - Father/Daughter?
Voyage of the Damned - Kylie Minogue!
Time Crash - It Adds Nothing
Sarah Jane: The Lost Boy - Should I Live with a Journalist?
Sarah Jane: Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane Smith? - He's a Really Good Dad!
Sarah Jane: Warriors of Kudlak - Some Kids and a Journalist
Sarah Jane: Eye of the Gorgon - A Lot of Nuns
Sarah Jane: Revenge of the Slitheen - Hammy Then Hammy Now
The Daleks' Master Plan 1 - 3 Revisited: Half Naked on a Desk
Series 3 - The Doscars
The Sound of Drums/Last of the Time Lords - That's Just Like What Jesus Would Do
Utopia - I Frigging Love The Master!
Bonus - The Daleks' Master Plan Episode Return
Blink - She's Gonna Bang Him
Human Nature / The Family of Blood - He Shouldn't Have Stolen The Watch
42 - Jeans And A Nice Top In Space
The Lazarus Experiment - Aged Up And Naked
Daleks in Manhattan / Evolution of the Daleks - It's The Chin
Gridlock - We've Not Had Crabs For A While
The Shakespeare Code - Rose Wouldn't Know What To Do
Smith & Jones - Jump My Bones Martha Jones!
Sarah Jane: Invasion of the Bane - She Drank The Kool-Aid
The Runaway Bride - An Exact Classic Who Set Up
Torchwood: Captain Jack Harkness / End Of Days - That Was It?
Torchwood: Combat - The Toxic Masculinity Episode
Torchwood: Out Of Time - Asda and Owen’s Flat
Torchwood: Random Shoes - Just A Normal Guy
Torchwood: They Keep Killing Suzie - The Shittest Thing
Doctor Who Day - OMNIBUS - Classic Who
Torchwood: Greeks Bearing Gifts - She's very Sad
Torchwood: Countrycide - Absolutely No Sexual Chemistry
Torchwood: Small Worlds - 5 Year BBQ
Torchwood: Cyberwoman - She's Wearing Heels
Torchwood: Ghost Machine - I Can't See What Gwen Brings
Torchwood: Day One - Pump & Hump
Torchwood: Everything Changes - I'm Watching Hollyoaks
Series 2 - The Doscars
Army of Ghosts / Doomsday - This Was The Alternative To Hell
Fear Her - The Suspense of the Day
Love & Monsters - Serious for Peter Kay
The Impossible Planet / The Satan Pit - We've Had Demons Before
The Idiot's Lantern - A Nice B Plot
Rise of the Cybermen / The Age of Steel - No Gold Issues Here
The Girl In The Fireplace - I Was Sad But I Wasn't Going To Cry
School Reunion - She'll Always Be A Journalist
Tooth And Claw - I Could Be Watching A Horror Film
New Earth - A Return But With A New Face
The Christmas Invasion - Half Of It He's Asleep
Series One - The Doscars
Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways - I Love A Regeneration!
Boom Town - Tricked Over Dinner
The Empty Child / The Doctor Dances - The Power of Geri
Father's Day - It's Obvious What They Need To Do
The Long Game - You Could Be An Adam Or You Could Be A Rose
Dalek - This Doesn't Feel Dalek
Aliens Of London / World War Three - I Thought They Were Pigs
The Unquiet Dead - All Sorted Out With The Gas
The End Of The World - A Room Of Aliens
Rose - This Will Be Autons
The Wilderness Years - Doscars
Dæmos Rising - She Just Left
AUTON 3: Awakening - Psychic People
Mindgame Trilogy - The Flow Did Not
Mindgame - I've Seen This Before
AUTON 2: Sentinel - Feathers McGraw
End Of Year Special - 2024
PROBE: The Ghosts Of Winterbourne - Why Recast?
AUTON - Give Janice A Hot Minute
PROBE: Unnatural Selection - Squat Team
Doctor Who: The TV Movie - It's Full On
Downtime - I Knew It Was Victoria
PROBE: The Devil of Winterbourne - Boarding School Beds
Shakedown - Could Have Been A Drag Queen
PROBE: The Zero Imperative - I Thought Turlough Was In It
Dimensions In Time - Albert Square!
The 1980's All Star Awards
We Finished the Classic Series!
Season 26 - The Doscars
Survival - Hot People In Catland
The Curse Of Fenric - Just Go For A Swim
Ghost Light - Get Yourself A Vicar That Can Do Both
Battlefield - Good Guy, Bad Guy and Mother
Season 25 - The Doscars
The Greatest Show In The Galaxy - Desert Julie
Silver Nemesis - You Can't Give A Cyberman a £1 Coin
The Happiness Patrol - Why Sweets?
Remembrance of the Daleks - #WheresRoss?
Wartime - Nothing Happened
Season 24 - The Doscars
Dragonfire - Behind The Scenes At Iceland
Delta And The Bannermen - Is This Our Lead?
Paradise Towers - The Pool Is Not Your Priority
Time And The Rani - I Wanted Some Jelly On It
Season 23 - The Doscars
The Trial Of A Time Lord - 13 - 14 - It Wasn't Easy
The Trial Of A Time Lord 9 - 12 - It's Not Janet
The Trial Of A Time Lord 5 - 8 - The Doctor Is The Weakest Part
The Trial Of A Time Lord 1 - 4 - I Thought It Was Going To Be A Clips Show
Season 22 - The Doscars
Revelation Of The Daleks - Jo Bell and Lady Triangle
Timelash - The Time Crystals Were Delayed By An Hour
The Two Doctors - It's Just A Gimmick
The Mark Of The Rani - Hickey Of The Rani
Vengeance On Varos - Torture Porn
Attack Of The Cybermen - Did I Follow The Story? I Don't Know.
Season 21 - The Doscars
The Twin Dilemma - Tasteless Is The Word
The Caves of Androzani - I Presumed They Would Get Better
Planet of Fire - Howard and Malcolm
Christmas Bonus - London Location Visit
Resurrection of the Daleks - Shitty Gloves
Frontios - Torna
The Awakening - What’s The Point?
Warriors Of The Deep - Sponsored by Rimmel?
Season 20 - The Doscars
The Five Doctors - If Polly Comes Back I’ll Be Pissed
The King’s Demons - King Johns Hunting Lodge
Enlightenment - The Black Guardian Is Really Annoying
Terminus - She’ll Die Here
Mawdryn Undead - T-Bird
Snakedance - It’s Got To Be Bigger
Arc Of Infinity - No Matter
Season 19 - The Doscars
Time-Flight - When You’re Having Fun
Earthshock - Mother & Son
Black Orchid - He’s Not Getting Off That Roof
The Visitation - Shaped Like A Bean
Kinda - Of Course It’s Tegan
Four To Doomsday - This Is Me
Castrovalva - He’s In A Box
Season 18 - The Doscars
K9 & Company - Where’s Your Girlfriend?
Logopolis - No Camaraderie
The Keeper Of Traken - So Many Questions
Warriors’ Gate - One Dimensional Captain
State Of Decay - Everything But The Vampires
Full Circle - It Could Have Been Fuller
Meglos - Mega-beige
The Leisure Hive - Mena & Hardon
The 1970’s All Star Awards
Season 17 - The Doscars
Shada - The Cambridge One
The Horns Of Nimon - A Teenage Boy That’s Stumbled In To Trouble
Nightmare Of Eden - Maggie and the Mandrels
The Creature From The Pit - Everyone Goes Through Doors
City Of Death - Wouldn’t She Have Smelt That?
Destiny Of The Daleks - The Chair Is Less F**K You
Season 16 - The Doscars
The Armageddon Factor - She’s Very Happy To Be A Rock
The Power Of Kroll - A Head With Tentacles
The Androids Of Tara - Lamia Is Working For....?
The Stones Of Blood - Key To Time Eleganza
The Pirate Planet - The Motivations Of Mr Fibuli
The Ribos Operation - The White Guardian Drinks A Terry Nation
Season 15 - The Doscars
The Invasion of Time - Who Puts Chlorine In The Pool?
Underworld - Underwhelming
The Sun Makers - The Tax One
Image Of The Fendahl - It’s Slugs
The Invisible Enemy - Not So Invisible
Horror Of Fang Rock - Sexual Tension
Season 14 - The Doscars
The Talons Of Weng-Chiang - You See The Rats Bum
The Robots Of Death - Uvanov, Zilda and Paul
The Face Of Evil - Play-Doh Mountain
The Deadly Assassin - He’s Wearing Brown Loafers
The Hand Of Fear - Sorry Miss Jackson
The Masque Of Mandragora - Giuliano’s Legs
Season 13 - The Doscars
The Seeds Of Doom - Nelson Mandela’s Garden
The Brain Of Morbius - He’s Bad
The Android Invasion - Cult Of Kraals
Pyramids Of Mars - He Got Told Three Times
Planet Of Evil - Too Many S’s
Terror Of The Zygons - Nothing We Haven’t Had Before
Season 12 - The Doscars
Revenge Of The Cybermen - More Boring Than Threat
Genesis Of The Daleks - A Massive F**K You
The Sontaran Experiment - Heather and Rocks
The Ark In Space - Noah Can Do One
Robot - If WOTAN Moved
Season 11 - The Doscars
Planet Of The Spiders - The Third Doctor’s Marvel Endgame
The Monster of Peladon - Monsters Inc
Death To The Daleks - A Condensed Terry
Invasion Of The Dinosaurs - It’s A Balloon
The Time Warrior - She’s A Journalist
Season 10 - The Doscars
The Green Death - He’s Getting A Wife And Unlimited Funding
Planet Of The Daleks - Share Our Feelings
Frontier In Space - Let’s Count The Prisons
Carnival Of Monsters - Paul & Debbie
The Three Doctors - Onions Have Layers
Minisode - Christmas Top 5
Season 9 - The Doscars
The Time Monster - Those T*ts Are Absolutely Out There
Bonus - Keys of Marinus Competition!
The Mutants - Jaeger The Nudist
The Sea Devils - She Didn‘t Get Her Sandwiches
The Curse of Peladon - We Got To Meet Centipede
Day Of The Daleks - Look At That Head
Season 8 - The Doscars
The Daemons - He Ain‘t Got Much Calf
Colony In Space - F**k Me It‘s Gail
The Claws Of Axos - Look At The Hair
The Mind Of Evil - Here, Have Some Coffee
Terror Of The Autons - He Looks Like A Magician
Season 7 - The Doscars
Inferno - Love Beyond Universes
The Ambassadors Of Death - Don't Give A Toss Like Control Unit Woman
Doctor Who And The Silurians - Dick Action
Spearhead From Space - Last Of The Summer Wine With Aliens
The 1960's All Stars Awards
Season Six - The Doscars
The War Games - 6 - 10 - I Don't Fancy The War Lord
The War Games 1 - 5 - George Michael Has The Knowledge
The Space Pirates - Noses In Space
The Seeds Of Death - Miss Kelly Can You Handle This?
The Krotons - Not Jamie's Best
The Invasion - Helicopter Action
The Mind Robber - More Rapunzel In Life
The Dominators - You Can't Polish A Turd
Season Five - The Doscars
The Wheel In Space - Errol Flynn's Son
Fury From The Deep - Foam Bush
The Web Of Fear - Anne Travers And Travers
The Enemy Of The World - I Just Met A Girl Named Fariah
The Ice Warriors - It Could've Been Four
The Abominable Snowmen - People Are In Trances
The Tomb Of The Cybermen - £15 And A Lottery Ticket
Season Four - The Doscars
Minisode - Guess The Monster
The Evil Of The Daleks - Wet Bush
The Faceless Ones - I Thought There Would Be No Face
The Macra Terror - Bad Ben
The Moonbase - Italian Cybermen
The Underwater Menace - That's So Cyril
The Highlanders - Arrogant Polly
Dr. Who And The Daleks - This Is Our Feast Of Steven
The Power Of The Daleks - Janley, Janley, Janley, Janley....
An Adventure In Space And Time - Poirot?
The Tenth Planet - Ben Shouldn't Have Done That
The Smugglers - The Wig Didn't Help
Season Three - The Doscars
The War Machines - Sexual Tragedies
The Savages - It's A Poncho
The Gunfighters - I Can Plonk!
The Celestial Toymaker - It Needs A 'SAW' Moment
The Ark - Let's All Take Our Trousers Off
The Massacre - I Stan Steven and Anne
The Daleks' Master Plan 9 - 12 - Part Time Doctor
The Daleks' Master Plan 5 - 8 - The Katarina Push Button Theory
The Daleks' Master Plan 1 - 4 - Knock On Wood
The Myth Makers - Sangrias All Day
Mission To The Unknown - Lads On Tour
Galaxy 4 - A Good Vanilla Ice Cream
Season Two - The Doscars
The Time Meddler - Vicki And Her Makeup
The Chase - That Is How You Traffick People
The Space Museum - Adults vs Teenagers
The Crusade - Honey On His Body
The Web Planet - A Lot Of Ring Action
The Romans - Ian Is A Stacked God
The Rescue - They Are Dicks
The Dalek Invasion Of Earth - Not A Basis For A Relationship
Planet of Giants - Big Exciting Stuff
Season One - The Doscars
The Reign Of Terror - Pre Recorded Prison Cell
The Sensorites - What The F**K Is Wrong With John?
The Aztecs - Barbara Goes Rogue
The Keys Of Marinus - Little Hands
Marco Polo - Broken With No Water
The Edge Of Destruction - Gang Wars
The Daleks - Come On Barbara!
An Unearthly Child - Not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
Intro - Why Are We Doing This?