All Episodes

Uncourted Episode 0: Welcome!

Ep 94 - Breaking Dawn Wrap-Up: THE END

Ep 93 - Breaking Dawn Part 2: The End!

Ep 92 - Breaking Dawn Part 1: She Got Tits!

Ep 91 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 37-39: Bibble is Your Gender

Ep 90 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 35-36: Volturi's Six Inch Nails

Ep 89 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 33-34: Max is a Blabbermouth

Ep 88 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 31-32: Smooth Undulations

Ep 87 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 29-30: Mary Sue Cullen

Ep 86 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 27-28: Happy Jasper

Ep 85 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 25-26: Baja Blasted

Ep 84 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 23-24: The Renesmee Period

Ep 83 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 21+22: Loch Ness Monster

Ep. 82 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 19+20: Shrimp Colours

Ep 81 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 18: How to Milk a Vampire

Ep 80 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 16+17: Unbitten, Uncut and Unloaded

Ep 79 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 14+15: End of the Podcast

Ep 78 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 12+13: Concept of Unwelcome

Ep 77 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 10+11: Don't Piss and Tell

Ep 76 - Breaking Dawn Ch 8+9: Furry Allegations

Ep 75 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 6+7: Pro Choice Edward

Ep 74 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 5: The Birds, The Bees, and The Bruises

Ep 73 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 4: Camstains

Ep 72 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 2+3: Do Vampires Tuck

Ep 71 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 1: Grapefruit Method

Ep 70 - Eclipse Movie: Everyone Deserves a Gay Homophobe

Ep 69 - Bree Tanner pt 2: Maybe We're Both Stupid!

Ep. 68 - Bree Tanner pt 1: Squishy Cells

Ep 67 - Eclipse Ch. 27 and Epilogue: Let's Finish This Thing!

Ep 66 - Eclipse Ch 26: Paging Dr. Fang

Ep 65 - Eclipse Ch 25: Vampire Flavored Incense

Ep 64 - Eclipse Ch 24: Milk Bags and Marbles

Ep 63 - Eclipse Ch. 23: Everyone Sucks but Seth

Ep 62 - Eclipse Ch. 22: The Adventures of Icy Hot

Ep 61 - Eclipse Ch. 21: Jacob is a Boner Killer

Ep 60 - Eclipse Ch 20: Cam Gets Cancelled

Ep 59 - Eclipse Ch. 19: Poptarts are Forever!

Ep 58 - Eclipse Ch. 18 Jasper Finally Matters

Ep 57 - Eclipse Ch. 17: Joe's Basement

Ep 56 - Eclipse Ch. 16: Roach Wars

Ep 55 - Eclipse Ch 15: Jacob is the WORST

Ep 54 - Eclipse Ch 14: Deplatform Us

Ep 53 - Eclipse Ch 13: Piss Man Backstory

Ep 52 - Eclipse Ch 12: Sour Cream

Ep 51 - Eclipse Ch 11: Dismembered Vampire Dick

Ep 50 - Eclipse Ch 10: Kristen Stewart on a Motorcycle

Ep 49 - Eclipse Ch 9: Target Haul

Ep 48 - Eclipse Ch 8: Magically Assigned Predator

Ep 47 - Eclipse Ch 7: Rosalie's Girlboss Moment

Ep 46 - Eclipse Ch 6: Piss Bottles

Ep 45 - Eclipse Ch 5: Hiddies, Widdies, and Ciddies

Ep 44 - Eclipse Ch 4: What that Vussy Do?

Ep 43 - Eclipse Ch 3: Edward's Hairball

Ep 42 - Eclipse Ch 2: Marble Statue Fetish

Ep 41 - Eclipse Preface and Ch 1: Bella Deals With Man-Pain

Ep 40 - New Moon Movie: Daddy Sorry Daddy Sorry Ft. Goblet of Wine

Ep 39 - New Moon Ch 24 and Epilogue: Edward like, REALLY sucks

Ep. 38 - New Moon Ch 23: Call Your Friend a MILF

Ep 37 - New Moon Ch 22: Bella Does Cocaine

Ep 36 - New Moon Ch 21: Vampires are like Onions

Ep. 35 - New Moon Ch. 20: Eddie is BACK

Ep. 34 - New Moon Ch 19: Sheeeeeesh

Ep 33 - New Moon Ch. 18: Bella IS Stinky

Ep 32 - New Moon Ch 17: Team Bella Needs Therapy

Ep 31 - New Moon Ch 16: Hot Take! Sucks to be Dead!

Ep 30 - New Moon Ch. 15: Dad Bod Werewolves

Ep 29 - New Moon Ch. 14: Cam Galaxy Brains

Ep 28 - New Moon Ch. 13: Man in Manual Wheelchair

Ep 27 - New Moon Ch 12: Bella Decides to Think

Ep 26 - New Moon Ch. 11: New Man Same Problems

Ep 25 - New Moon Ch 10: Plot, FINALLY!

Ep 24 - New Moon Ch 9: Sweaty Swamp Hands

EP 23 - New Moon Ch 8: Sam Uley T-Posing in the Background

Ep 22 - New Moon Ch 7: Straights on Thin Fucking Ice

Ep 21 - New Moon Ch 6: Bella's Dump Truck Ass

Ep 20 - New Moon Ch 5: Billy is a Dance Mom

Ep 19 - New Moon Ch 4: The Return of the Filler

Ep 18 - New Moon Ch 3: Real F*ckboi Hours

Ep 17 - New Moon Chs. 1+2: Oh lore?

Unbitten Episode 16: Twilight Movie Part 3

Unbitten Episode 15: Twilight Movie Part 2

Unbitten Episode 14: Twilight Movie Part 1

Unbitten Episode 13: Twilight Epilogue

Unbitten Episode 12: Twilight Ch. 23 and 24

Unbitten Episode 11: Twilight Ch. 21 and 22

Unbitten Episode 10: Twilight Ch. 19 and 20

Unbitten Episode 9: Twilight Ch. 17 and 18

Unbitten Episode 8: Twilight Ch. 15 and 16

Unbitten Episode 7: Twilight Ch. 13 and 14

Unbitten Episode 6: Twilight Ch. 11 and 12

Unbitten Episode 5: Twilight Ch. 9 and 10

Unbitten Episode 4: Twilight Ch. 7 and 8

Unbitten Episode 3: Twilight Ch. 5 and 6

Unbitten Episode 2: Twilight Ch. 3 and 4

Unbitten Episode 1: Twilight Ch. 1 and 2