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#57 In Space No One Can Hear You Nostalgia Bait (Alien Romulus)

#56 Quebec In The Shadows (Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person)

#54 Jeanne Dielman Slasher (The Watchers, In A Violent Nature)

#55 Kinds of Jessie Plemons(Kinds Of Kindness)

#53 Limp Bizkit is my Father (I Saw The TV Glow, Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga)

#52 See No More Of This Damn Trailer (Speak No Evil (2022), Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes)

#51 A look at the future of American politics. (Abagail, Civil War)

#50 Sexy Three-some Tennis Movie (The Beast, Challengers)

#49 Nightmare Ferris Wheel (Arcadian, Sasquatch Sunset)

#48 Monkey Omen (Monkey Man, The First Omen)

#47 Remember Podcast? (Ghost Busters: Frozen Empire, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire)

#46 Late Night With Blinky (Immaculate, Late Night With The Devil)

#45 Lesbian Tarantino (Kung Fu Panda 4, Love Lies Bleeding)

#44 Kiss Your Uncle (Drive Away Dolls, Dune: Part 2)

#43 Stop and Smell the Flowers (Stop Motion, Perfect Days)

#42 Hungry For Love (The Taste Of Things. Lisa Frankenstein)

#41 The Actual Worst Person in the World (The Sweet East, Before Midnight)

#40 Potato Hole (Fitting In, Promised Land)

#39 Shein Zone (Mean Girls, Zone of Interest)

#38 - Gay Necromancy (All Of Us Stranger, American Fiction)

#37 - Sad European Love (Fallen Leaves, Ferrari)

#36 Boy Virgin Suicides (Anyone But You, The Iron Claw)

#35 The Most Feminist Movie Of The Year (Wonka, Poor Things)

#34 Lolito's Bathhouse (Smoke Sauna Sisterhood, May December)

#33 Gay Bird Panic (Eileen, The Boy and the Heron)

#32 He farded. He cammed. He farded again. (Dream Scenario, Godzilla Minus One)

#31 Slurp the Waterloo (Saltburn, Napoleon)

#30 Two Hongry Movies (Thanksgiving, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes)

#29 Holiday Hitman (The Holdovers, The Killer)

#28 Just Two Brothers and a 16-Year-Old Girl. (Divinity, Priscilla)

#27 Anatomy Of A Jump Scare (Five Nights At Freddy, Anatomy Of A Fall)

#26 White People Suck (Killers Of The Flower Moon)

# 24 Menstruation Waterboarding (The Creator, Saw X)

#25 I Need A Good Possession Movie, And A Bad Possession Movie. (When Evil Lurks, Exorcist Beliver)

# 23 Kayla Teaches Stock Market (A Haunting In Venice, Dumb Money)

#22 Five Finger Diarrhea Button (The Nun 2, Equalizer 3)

#21 Two Movies About J(G)eff (Bottoms, Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose)

# 20 D.N.F (Gran Turismo, Blue Beatle)

#19 Paddle Licker (Landscape With Invisible Hand, Strays)

#18 Dracula Milking Machine (Last Voyage Of The Demeter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem)

#17 Shit Bread Sandwich (Snowtown, Moonrise Kingdom, Meg 2)

#16 Come For Me (The Baker, Talk To Me)

#15 I Tawt I Saw A McGuffin (Joy Ride, Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One)

#14 Crusty Cum Crab (The Lesson, No Hard Feelings)

#13 Dial Soap Of CGI (Past Lives, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny)

#12 Whimsied Too Close To The Sun (God Is A Bullet, and Asteroid City)

#11 It's Barbenheimer Time! (Oppenheimer, Barbie)

#10 I'm Tired Boss (The Blackening, The Flash)

UMM Watchalong #1 - Transylvania 6-5000

#9 All Spider-Men Are Bastards (Sanctuary, Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse)

#8 Dollar Tree Euphoria (The Idol)

#7 Man Movie Quota (Wrath Of Becky, Fast X)

#6 The Redemption Of Plant Daddy (Monica, Master Gardener)

#5 SA Revenge Home Alone (Blackberry, Mars One, Last House On The Left)

#4 Baby Raccoon Trauma (The Covenant, Guardians of the Galaxy 3)

#3 Pussy Frog Whistle (Beau is Afraid, Evil Dead Rise)

#2 The Thingification of Your Friends (The Thing 2011, Mad God)

#1 Joyland, Sisu

#0 UMM Introduction