All Episodes

#202 - The Most Embarrassing Day Ever

#201 - Austin Was In a Paintball Warzone

#200 - Our 200th Episode

#199 - The Greatest Invention In The World

#198 - That's Actually Really Weird

#197 - Austin & Madi Had Another Baby!

#196 - What's The Best Summer Activity?

#195 - The Dog Shot Someone

#194 - Animals Are Actually Really Smart

#193 - The Trip To Minneapolis

#192 - What's Your Favorite Store

#191 - Rummage Sale Season Is Here

#190 - We're Tea Guys Now

#189 - That's Really Gross Baby

#188 - Give Us All The Money Please

#187 - Family Trees Are Confusing

#186 - The Star Wars Episode

#185 - Pizza Pizza Pizza

#184 - We Should Cancel Daylight Savings

#183 - Am I Going To Be A Step Dad?

#182 - Food Is Just So Good For Some Poeple

#181 - Dangerous Animals & The Movie Test

#180 - Fasting Actually Really Sucks

#179 - Rock Climbing Is Fun

#178 - The Uber Driver We All Need

#177 - Why Is Pickleball So Expensive

#176 - Someone Drank WAY Too Much

#175 - Do These Things Make Us Childish?

#174 - People Are Way To Distracted

#173 - America Is Wildy Different Than Other Countries

#172 - The Episode Not About Christmas

#171 - These Candles Smell Strange

#170 - These Are Actually Sports?!

#169 - The Worst Parts About Winter

#168 - How Far Could We Actually Walk

#167 - Austin Committed A Terrible Crime

#166 - People Called The Cops For This?!

#165 - Daylight Savings Screws Everything Up

#164 - Baby Number 3 On The Way!

#163 - We Really Do Love TV Shows

#162 - What If We Never Met

#161 - Are You Addicted To Any Of These?

#160 - Cat Attacks & Expensive Tickets

#159 - We Used To Be A Moped Gang

#158 - These Companies Messed Up BAD

#157 - We May Give Off Not Straight Vibes And That’s Okay!

#156 - We Hate Awkward Situations

#155 - MLB Concession Prices Are Absurd

#154 - Adrenaline Dumping To The Most Extreme Hobbies

#153 - People Actually Eat These Animals?!

#152 - Checking Off Our Bucket Lists

#151 - Im Not Really A Working Man

#150 - We're Earthing So Hard

#149 - Jabz Needs To Apologize

#148 - Everyone’s Blowing Fingers Off

#147 - Everything Is Fake

#146 - A Teacher Gave What To Students?!

#145 - The Wildest Conspiracy Theories

#144 - The Weirdest Things You Can Buy On The Internet

#143 - Sabrina Carpenter Bath Water

#142 - Quitting Caffeine Is Hard

#141 - We Have A Real Life Prison Break

#140 - We ALL Ran A 5k…Kinda

#139 - The Taste Test Challenge

#138 - Our Experience At The NFL Draft Was Awful

#137 - Tipping Is Still Annoying

#136 - My New Cat Is Fascinating

#135 - Austin Is A Life Saver

#134 - The ATF Is What?!?

#133 - Please Stop Using DoorDash If…

#132 - I've Officially Moved Out

#131 - Madi Has Absolutely Upset Me

#130 - Urban Dictionary Said What About Our Names?!

#129 - The Absolutely Dirty Episode

#128 - My Car Was Destroyed

#127 - Getting Romantic As F**k For Valentines Day

#126 - Lyft Is Getting Sued

#125 - Are Sports Actually Rigged?

#124 - Does China Own The United States?

#123 - The TikTok Ban Is Insane

#122 - Our New Year’s Resolutions For 2025

#121 - Austin Betrayed His Best Friend

#120 - We Should Go Skydiving (Christmas Episode 2024)

#119 - What Is The Government Not Telling Us

#118 - Thank God We Aren't CEOs

#117 - Tip Culture Is Absolutely Insane

#116 - Do You Think They’re Dead? (Thanksgiving 2024)

#115 - Jake Paul Might Actually Be Him

#114 - I'm Finally Moving Out

#113 - Are We Saying These Words Wrong?

#112 - We Wanna Open A Bar

#111 - Women Have It Really Hard

#110 - Getting A New Job Is Scary

#109 - Men Flirt Better With The Boys

#108 - Weather Is Actually Insane

#107 - How Are These Not Dead Yet?

#106 - Everything Online Is Fake

#105 - The Dumbest TikTok Challenges

#104 - Let's Take a Political Test

#103 - The Most Unattractive Things Guys Do

#102 - Bring Back The Prohibition

#101 - Socks Are Weird To Me

#100 - Our 100th Episode

#99 - Moving Out Is Scary

#98 - I Started Donating Plasma

#97 - Does Gen Z Even Care About Eminem

#96 - On God No Cap This Might Be A Scam

#95 - The Weirdest Uber Ride Ever

#94 - We've Been Dreaming About Botox

#93 - The Interview With Sherrill

#92 - What Do You Consider A Meal

#91 - Moving To Florida Was DEFINITELY A Decision

#90 - We Hate Prequels So Much

#89 - You Either Love Or Hate The Food Industry

#88 - Okay Yeah, I Got WAY To Drunk

#87 - Austin Might Have Worse Eyes Than Alex

#86 - They Got Arrested For Doing WHAT?

#85 - Are We Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

#84 - What Gives Women The ICK

#83 - We Have Questions About Conjoined Twins

#82 - Women Should Be In Professional Sports

#81 - Would We Survive In The Wilderness?!

#80 - Austins Kids Hurt & Verbally Bully Me

#79 - Honestly Salads Suck So Bad

#78 - The Internet Is A Dangerous Place For Kids

#77 - Madi Broke ANOTHER Dryer

#76 - Credit Card Debt Isn't Fun

#75 - Accutane Destroyed Me

#74 - Drakes Got A Massive Package

#73 - Music Gets Me Heated

#72 - I Almost Exposed Myself At A Trampoline Park

#71 - I Didn't Have Relations With That Doll

#70 - Did Aliens Take A Trip To Miami?!

#69 - I Think I Have Diabetes

#68 - What Kind of P*rn Was Watched In 2023

#67 - Florida Kinda Sucks

#66 - Sports Make My Dad Angry!

#65 - The Episode About Drugs!

#64 - Delta 8 Destroys Me So Hard

#63 - We Need To Talk About Guns....

#62 - We Got Fingers Up Our Butts

#61 - I Keep Eating My Mustache

#60 - Going Through Our Old Tweets

#59 - We Gotta Start Going To The Gym

#58 - Madi Keeps Breaking The D*mn Dryer

#57 - Being Alone Is The Best....

#56 - Taylor Swift Is The Biggest Artist In The World

#55 - Cleaning My Car Is Pointless

#54 - Is Facial Hair Sexy?

#53 - One Year Of Unprofessional Friends

#52 - The Jigsaw Killer Wants To Play A Game

#51 - Can We Live In The 50's?

#50 - Your Music Taste Sucks!

#49 - These Are Really Records?!

#48 - We Miss Choir Class

#47 - Selling Feet Pics For Money

#46 - Will Alex Ever Find Love?

#45 - Are We Serial Killers?

#44 - Time For Improvement I Guess

#43 - I'm Forklift Certified Just So You Know

#42 - A Simple Quiz On America

#41 - We Literally Don't Understand That

#40 - I’m The Worlds Pickiest Eater

#39 - We Love You Sherrill

#38 - Summer Is Upon Us

#37 - The Vacation to Florida Pt.2

#36 - The Vacation to Florida Pt.1

#35 - Sandwiches Suck & Paintballs Hurt

#34 - Someone Got a Little Too Drunk

#33 - I'm A Murderer Of Rabbits

#32 - We Waste Money & So Do You

#31 - Red Flags & Tinder Swiping

#30 - Four Loko Makes Us Scream

#29 - Real Men Cry & Women Don't Poop

#28 - I Think I'm Done Drinking

#27 - Sadly We're Getting Older

#26 - Stupid Sayings Make Me Mad

#25 - WTF Is That A Cricket?!

#24 - Video Games & Boobies

#23 - We On Some Harry Potter Shit!

#22 - Don't Check My Venmo Transactions

#21 - Lets Go Speed Dating!

#20 - NFT's Are Stupid And OMG ZOMBIES!

#19 - I Think My Best Friend's In Love With Me & The Ocean

#18 - Getting Our Periods In The Drunkest City In America

#17 - WTF Are We Doing As Humans

#16 - Happy New Years!!

#15 - Merry Christmas 2022

#14 - Lets Get Sober...Who The Hell Wants To Be An Accountant?!

#13 - My Brothers Stupid Wife Returns

#12 - A 13 Year Old Tried Selling Me Drugs At The Trampoline Park

#11 - Thanksgiving 2022

#10 - Plot Twist... Running From The Cops

#9 - Do You Think Hitler Enjoyed Boofing?

#8 - Hey Siri Lets Go To The Strip Club And Get Hard Together

#7 - Party Bus Made Me Blackout

#6 - Hey BTW I Have Covid

#5 - I Shit My Pants At Prom

#4 - How Are Bad Things Made?!

#3 - My Brothers Stupid Wife

#2 - Ex Girlfriends Roommate Pissed On The Floor

#1 - Welcome To Unprofessional Friends