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Unprofessional Guide to Parenting — 147 episodes · page 1 of 2
Back to School
The Parental Dynamics of a Child's Haircut
Vacations and Existential Questions
I'm tired, just so, so tired
Did your kid just say the F word?
We're Not Fans of Mommy Shaming
There's a hormone surge before puberty!
Getting Your Letters Backwards
Kids' Perception of their Parents
We're Old Parents
Sleepovers and Spirit Days
Rage Parenting
Anxiety, Big Decisions and Getting to Play the Name Game!
That age old question: To get a pet or not?
Birthdays And Ear Piercings
Can You Understand What Kids Say?
Holiday Shenanigans - the good and bad
Family pictures: the do's and don't's
The guilt with asking your parents to take care of your kids
Kids and their constant need for motion
We're raising Drama Kings and Queens
We call it sass, but it's way worse than that
Having kids and being sick do not go well together
PODCAST: It's a non-judgemental space
The First Day of Kindergarten!
We talk about kids' attitudes and their back talking
We talk about our kids' possible careers
Why must I stress about EVERYTHING?
We talk about teaching our kids to swim
We talk about getting my kids out of my bed!
We talk about helping our kids quit their bad habits
We talk what Dads want for Father's Day and what we're gonna do about riding the bus
We talk about how a cleaning service is a necessity and getting kids in their own bed
We talk about how farts are funny, what kids' shows to watch, and, oh no, are we bad parents?
We talk social media and overindulging our kids!
How To Stop Bad Habits
What do you do with the kids in the summer?
My Child's Surgery was Traumatizing
Someone's a little bossy, but is that bad?
Is It Time For Vacations Yet?
It's Hard To Parent When You're Exhausted From So Much Work
The Difficult Decisions About Gathering for the Holidays
Mike Is Now A "Camper!"
Mike Goes Camping!
My Kids Keep Focusing On Death and It's Freaking Me Out
In-Class Learning
Mike's Daughter Hates Movies!
Our Kids And Their Halloween Costumes
PODCAST: Our Overly Dramatic Children
The Kids' Shows We Actually Like Watching
Mike's Daughter Starts School and Virtual Learning
Getting Your Kids To Wear A Face Mask
Keeping Kids Healthy While Respecting Others' Body Types
The New Mom-Shaming: What You're Doing With Your Kids For School
Online Learning or In-Person School?
Parenting During The Coronavirus
Mike's Vacation Was A Win!
How Chris Perez Balances Parenthood and Everything Else He Does (it's a lot!)
Splitting Up The Twins & Mike's Next Family Vacay
Valentine's Day Win & Kids Writing
How The Twins Dealt With Their 4 Year Old Check Up (and SHOTS!)
Celebrating Valentine's Day With Your Kids
Mike's Daughter Won The Lottery!
Separating The Twins
Keeping Christmas From Spoiling Your Kids
Kids Make You Feel Like A Kid Again
Holidays, Traditions, and how NOT to Spoil Your Kids
Meeting Santa
Parent Teacher Conferences
When Your Kids Are Sick You Are Sick
The Holidays Make For Hard Subjects
Babies Growing Up Takes Its Emotional Toll
There's Not Enough Energy In The World To Help You Keep Up With Your Kids
Becoming A Confident Parent
Loose Teeth and Bad Words
How Young Is Too Young For Star Wars
Kids' Halloween Costumes (will they ever decide?)
Vent Buddies
Raising Kids In A Social Media World
How Two Parents Can Really Work Well As A Team
Choosing A Kindergarten Is Harder Than Choosing a College!
Kids are Embarrassing. And really, really Gross!
Once The Schedule Is Messed Up, Your Life is MESSED UP!
How Do You Put Your Kid In Time Out When He Won't Go?
A Control Freak Raising A Control Freak: this may not go well
We Feel MUCH Younger Than Our Chronological Age
Whiny Whiners From Planet Whinyton
Sleepovers; How Young is Too Young?
Mike's Daughter Is Coming Out Of Her Shell
Sassy McSassy-Pants and Salad Frosting
Mike's Back From Disney where he Survived and, dare I say, THRIVED!
Finding That Work-Life Balance
Tracking Your Kids
Is There A Difference In Mexican and American Households? Not so you'd notice.
No! No, No, No, No, No! (I hate that word now)
Outsourcing: Smart Parenting or Being Lazy?
Dealing with Your Kids' Anger is Harder Than Dealing With Your Own
Boy, Does Disney Have a Racket Going On
I Thought I Had An Obsession With Clothes Until I Had Kids
Keeping Your Cool Around Your Kids