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642: iOS is Weird Now
641: A Fashion Chimney
640: Moving Through Space
639: I Know How to Go to Sleep
638: I Stared Directly into the M6
637: My Job Is to Eat the Marshmallow
636: Opening a Book Backward
635: The 2026 September Event Draft
634: Crime River
633: iPhone Tippy-Top
632: [Redacted Apple Information]
631: Nessie Beneath the Waves
630: Repeat 600 Times
629: Jony Ive Loves a Handle
628: Conspiracy to Steal Trade Secrets
627: Do Not Use, Do Not Turn Off
626: Unprecedented Weirdness
625: Road to the Apple II: Computer Faire (Part 4)
624: The Memory Guys
623: Road to the Apple II: A Complete Computer (Part 3)
622: It's Doing It!
621: Road to the Apple II: The Partnership (Part 2)
620: Sweating the Details
619: Road to the Apple II: Apple for Sale (Part 1)
618: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2026
617: Image Playgrounds Is My Roman Empire
616: Outmoded But Not Vintage
615: But in Citrus!
614: $100 Billion Is the Floor
613: I Know I Picked Too Many iPods
612: 'That Leader is John Ternus'
611: Drain the Bin
610: We Hear You're Good at Computers
609: The Origin of Apple
608: Pop and Lock
607: Lime Has Left the Chat
606: Photogenic Lemon
605: The 2026 March Experience Draft
604: The Shifting Sands of Liquid Glass
603: Recalibrate the Quality Bar
602: Get Our Necks Limber
601: Spreadsheet for Creators
600: Based on Hopes and Dreams
599: Free... Although
598: Transparent Man of the People
597: Our 2026 Wish List
596: The 2025 Upgradies
595: Contrast in the Horse
594: Featuring Crimes
593: Oops! All Departures
592: Metaphorical Pipeline
591: The Apple TV Draft
590: Who’s This John Apple?
589: The London Air
588: Dodging the Question Intentionally
587: My TestFlight Has a TestFlight
586: An LLM in the Woods
585: Slide Over Sickos
584: I'm the Apple of Lasers
583: It Feels So Good to Be Right
582: First Chance to Make One Impression
581: A Very Dented Can
580: Iconic Plateau
579: The 2025 September Event Draft
578: The Woven Family of Materials
577: Apple's Own Tier List
576: Resting Tim Face
575: I Love to Accelerate a Roadmap
574: The Shame Box
573: What a Bad Friend!
572: Grand modèle de langage
571: Am I a Legacy Node?
570: The Spite Tier
569: We Need More Rock Stars
568: A Persona of a Bearded Man
567: Are We So Back?
566: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2025
565: The Scent of Humane
564: California CarPlay Road Trip
563: Peanut or a Banana
562: Let's Break the Law
561: International Intrigue
560: Thank All the Daddies
559: All Fingers Are Digital
558: My Bucket Is Full
557: I Will Run a Four-Minute Mile
556: This Photo Is Not 2000 Years Old
555: What You Are Is What You Ship
554: Level Zero Promise
553: The Apple Monument
552: Table for Six
551: The Paternity Draft
550: The Tasty Part Inside Bad Bread
549: (I Don't) Grade for the World
548: Hunched Over the Keyboard With My Eyes Closed
547: Figure Out and Find Out
546: Headline Snob
545: The Bee Bonnet Company
544: The 2024 Upgradies
543: In the Pocket of Big Turkey