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Weekly Weird News — 359 episodes

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1

Kash Patel Reads All Your Mean Tweets About Him And It Makes Him Very Sad

2

You CAN'T SAY THAT About The President

3

ICE's Biggest Fan Just Got Deported

4

China's LOVES This Garbage Movie

5

Dobby's Grave Desecration - Weekly Weird News

6

America is SICK

7

Sexy AI "Dolls" Coming to a Classroom Near You?

8

COUNT BINFACE Finally Conquers UK Politics?! - Weekly Weird News

9

Happy Birthday America! Enjoy Your EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA

10

Nicholas Rossi aka "Arthur Knight" is Dead... Again. - Weekly Weird News

11

The Best World Cup Moments... So Far! - Weekly Weird News

12

Christian Energy Drinks

13

Are UFOs Actually DEMONS?

14

The Great American State Fair IMPLOSION

15

Bonesmasher 'Clavicular' Out-Mogged By Hunky Judge - Weekly Weird News

16

FBI Director Kash Patel Likes Watersports?! - Weekly Weird News

17

You Will Probably Regret Learning About Ballmaxxing

18

WAR IS OVER... If You LIE. - Weekly Weird News

19

Kash Patel is a Paranoid Drunk Who Sucks at His Job

20

Melania's Very Weird Epstein Speech

21

Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Pro Accused of Fatally Shooting Man While Driving

22

Trump Loves Shoe-Shopping For His Minions

23

Oops All Bad News

24

Mr Beast Employee Caught in Prediction Betting Scandal - Weekly Weird News

25

RFK Jr. & Kid Rock Take Their Clothes Off & Get Sweaty Together - Weekly Weird News

26

Kristi Noem: A Very NASTY Woman

27

Olympics: JD Vance BOOED, Ski Jumper's Crotches Under Suspicion

28

Melania: The Triumph Of The Wife

29

Japan's Bear Problem

30

What The Hell Is Going On At Mar-a-Lago?

31

You'll Never Trust a Toilet Again

32

Epstein Files RELEASED (sort of, not really)

33

More Very WEIRD Epstein Files

34

World's Most Peaceful Man Finally Wins Peace Prize

35

Elon Musk: Better Than LeBron James and Also Jesus Christ

36

AI Dead Grandmas Living in Your Phone

37

Trump's Big Dumb White House Renovation is Very Unpopular

38

BUTT BREATHING

39

George Santos FREED From Prison by Trump - Weekly Weird News

40

Portland's Inflatable Heroes on the Front Lines Against Fascism

41

'Free Speech' Comedy Titans Sell Out in Saudi Arabia

42

Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files - Weekly Weird News

43

The World Cup of Grave Digging

44

"Notices Bulges OwO What's This?": What We Know About Kirk's Alleged Killer

45

QAnon Queen of Canada (and the World) Arrested

46

World's Dumbest Bribery Attempt, Radioactive Shrimp & More - Weekly Weird News

47

Laura Loomer vs MTG: Let Them Fight

48

CLANKERS: The Slur of the Summer

49

Radioactive Wasps

50

Kim Jong Un's Minion Army

51

This Country Has a Gambling Problem

52

Jeffrey Epstein is Tearing MAGA Apart

53

'Happy' Fourth of July

54

SHOCKING: Tesla's Robotaxis Totally Suck

55

Mike Lindell is a LOSER

56

No Sleep For I.C.E.

57

Cocaine Fly

58

Elon Musk Is High As A Kite 24/7

59

BIG SHIP GET STUCK

60

Did James Comey Threaten Trump's Life???

61

He Let Venomous Snakes Bite Him Hundreds of Times

62

Fyre Fest 2 Ain't Happening But SPERM RACING is

63

A Very Bad Week For Fake Doctors

64

World's WORST Boss

65

Newly Declassified JFK Files & A Vape that Kills! - Weekly Weird News

66

Rodrigo Duterte is Back! (and facing crimes against humanity charges)

67

US vs Canada Real-Life Bird Battle

68

Girth Enhancements of the Rich & Famous

69

Man Swallowed By Whale

70

Krazy Kanye, Elon's Little Racists, & a New Fake Teen Doctor

71

Elon Musk is Running the US Government

72

A Third Trump Term???

73

IT'S JOEVER

74

Trump's Ridiculous Desire For Greenland Gets Even Dumber - Weekly Weird News

75

Republicans Want President Musk To Be Speaker of the House Too??

76

The Googly Eyes Bandit

77

Don't Call "Y.M.C.A." a Gay Anthem Or I'll Sue You

78

80s Orca Fashion Trend Makes a Comeback

79

Faking Your Own Death Just 'Cuz You Felt Like It

80

Framing Bears For Crimes

81

30-50 Feral Monkeys On The Loose

82

Trump Supporters are Human Garbage (for Halloween)

83

Elon & Putin's Secret Bromance

84

"Arthur Knight" Finally Drops the Act - Weekly Weird News

85

Elon's Robotaxi Event Was Stupid

86

Major Scandal Hits Fat Bear Week?! - Weekly Weird News

87

The Bridgerton Ball was Willy's Chocolate Experience 2.0

88

A Very Bad Week For Gross Republican Weirdos

89

MAGA Weirdo Civil War: MTG vs Loony Loomer

90

Beloved Former Russian Spy Whale MURDERED?

91

Lonely, Sexually Frustrated Dolphin Terrorizing Japanese Beaches

92

TRUMPY TROUT: They're Not Beating the 'Weird' Allegations

93

BRAIN ROT Goes Mainstream - Weekly Weird News

94

Kanye's Beefcake Dentist Got Him Hooked on Nitrous?

95

Trump's Obsession With The Late, Great Hannibal Lecter

96

More Aquatic Attacks on Humans?!

97

Was the RNC the "Super Bowl of Gay Hookups"?

98

Did RFK Jr Eat a Dog? + More Calls for Biden to Quit Campaign

99

Should/Will/Can Joe Biden Drop Out?

100

George Santos Has Joined OnlyFans

101

Quicksand Lurks on America's Beaches

102

Alex Jones Forced To SELL InfoWars

103

North Korea Launches Aerial Poop Attack

104

Rudy Giuliani Caught Pissing

105

Congressional Catfight

106

Diaper Don

107

George Santos Pulls Out! - Weekly Weird News

108

Trump Trial Jury Selection Was WEIRD

109

Things Getting Even Worse For World's Dumbest MAGA Grifters

110

This Identity Theft Story is INSANE

111

Harvard's Human Skin Book CANCELLED By WOKE

112

Trump Wants Prince Harry DEPORTED

113

Clive Palmer's Titanic II + Weird Metal Monoliths Return

114

State of the Union + Sydney Sweeney ENDS WOKENESS

115

The Glasgow Willy Wonka Disaster: Explained - Weekly Weird News

116

Alex Jones is SCREWED/Trump GoFundME/Bonkers Billionaire Bunkers

117

Trump Owes Half a Billion Dollars

118

Chernobyl's Radioactive Mutant Wolves Might Cure Cancer

119

Peter Thiel's All-Drug Olympics

120

Conservatives Want To Bring Back Dueling

121

Nicholas "Arthur Knight" Rossi is America's Problem Now

122

Year of the Tunnel

123

Rudy Giuliani is BROKE + Florida Man vs Exploding Dunkin' Donuts Toilet

124

Dolphin Thumbs, Arthur Knight, The Master Debater, Martin Shkreli & More!

125

Santa Has Been Shot

126

IT'S GEOVER: George Santos EXPELLED From Congress

127

Heavy Metal Orcas Still SHREDDING Boats

128

Mushroom Pilot Finally Explains Himself

129

Disney Parks' Poop Problem

130

Kanye's Big Meltdown, One Year Later

131

THIS is How BAD the Housing Market Has Gotten

132

The Republican Party is a MESS

133

48 Oysters In One Sitting & Brunch Puking Epidemic

134

Ron DeSantis' High Heels

135

A COOL CRIME In The Art World

136

Aliens Are Real, and They're Tiny Little Guys

137

DIARRHEA PLANE

138

RADIOACTIVE HOGS

139

CANCELLED for PUNCHING a PONY

140

Yikes! JFK Q Cult's New Leader Is A 13-Year-Old Girl

141

Woman Attacked by Snake AND Hawk Simultaneously

142

Rudy Giuliani is DISGUSTING and WEIRD

143

I Married A Spooky Ghost

144

Did Trump Steal Ancient Artifacts From The Holy Land?

145

GANG GANG YES YES YES ICE CREAM SO GOOD

146

Kanye's Weird School Keeps Getting Weirder

147

The Steroid Olympics

148

It's Okay To Laugh At This Big Dumb Dead Idiot

149

Humans Stand No Chance Against The Orcas

150

Is Trump SUNK? + Orca War Continues

151

Who Wants A FREE LIGHTHOUSE?

152

KILLER Whales Have Had ENOUGH of Our Crap

153

Simps Furious as Elon Musk's Illuminati Ties Revealed

154

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING

155

Fake English Gentleman Faked His Own Death to Escape Prison

156

Elon's Worst 4/20 Ever

157

Trump ATTACKS 'Pudding Fingers' Ron DeSantis

158

Kanye's Very Weird School

159

Trump INDICTED

160

Hillary Clinton POOP ATTACK

161

PUDDING RON

162

Lt Governor Caught SIMPING + Santos The Scammer

163

Santos In Trouble? + OZY Media's Spectacular Grift

164

The Return of Evil Elmo & Penis Man

165

Poop Attack At The Opera

166

George Santos Stole Dogs From The Amish?

167

Sued For Friendzoning

168

Martin Shkreli Already In Trouble With The Law Again

169

The Talented Mr. Santos

170

Biden Is Coming For Our GAS STOVES???

171

Dr Love is BACK (behind bars) + 15th Time's a Charm for McCarthy

172

Elon Doesn't Care About Free Speech And If You Think He Does You're An Idiot

173

Germany's Homegrown Spin on American Conspiracy Insanity

174

Billy McFarland Presents: Fyre Fest 2

175

Mar-A-Lago Nightmare Blunt Rotation ft Trump, Kanye, & Nick Fuentes

176

Nobody Works At Twitter Anymore

177

A Very Bad Week For Chicken

178

RAINBOW FENTANYL

179

Horses Are Sneakerheads Now

180

'Anti-Woke' Superhero Movie Fails Spectacularly

181

Fat Bear Week VOTER FRAUD Scandal

182

STINKY RUDY & More New Trump Stories

183

Elon Musk Has Invented Robots

184

NyQuil Chicken: Not Even Once

185

A Very Respectful Farewell to Her Royal Highness Elizabeth II

186

Horses: The Original Cryptocurrency

187

Suez Canal Blocked AGAIN?

188

Trump Affidavit, Laura "Loser" Loomer, & "In Allah We Trust"

189

L33t Hackers Mrs & Mr Razzlekhan UPDATE

190

Trump Actually In Trouble? Is DARK BRANDON Responsible?

191

Alex Jones' Trial Did NOT Go Well For Him

192

Research Proves Comic Book Boobs Have Gotten Much Bigger

193

Feral Hogs Now Terrorizing the Ocean

194

Jacob Wohl Is A Terrible Person And Should Be Rotting In Prison Right Now

195

Batman Arrested in Egypt + Jordan Peterson Cringe

196

'GIRTHY' Trump EXONERATED Through Fat-Shaming

197

RIP Cartel Monkey & More Ezra Miller Madness - Weekly Weird News

198

FROG ARMY

199

Europeans LARPing as American White Trash

200

Get Unbanned On Instagram With This One Simple Trick

201

Trump Wanted to Bomb Mexico and Thought China Had a Hurricane Gun

202

The Arm-Dong is Finally Where it Belongs

203

Short King Spring is OVER, It's All About Leg Lengthening Surgery Now

204

Old Icelandic Man Has World's Biggest Dong Collection

205

QAnon is a Precious Metals MLM Pyramid Scheme Now

206

Old Man Illegally Got 90 Covid Vaccinations For Money

207

Right-Wing Furry Panic Sweeping The Nation

208

It's SHORT KING SPRING

209

Science Confirms YOU Are BORING

210

Korean Elections Remain Very Weird

211

Trump's GENIUS BIG-BRAIN Plan For Ukraine

212

Flight Attendants Have Had Enough of Your S#!T

213

Canada Protesters vs RAM RANCHERS

214

Ruined Art Enters the Modern Era

215

Conspiracy Idiots vs Butterflies

216

Tiny Virus-Free Country Infected by MORMONS

217

Italian Government Attacked By NSFW Gamer Smut

218

Anti-Covid Vax Lunatics Are Drinking Piss Now - Weekly Weird News

219

Piss Cup Attacker On The Loose in Chicago - Weekly Weird News

220

2021: Looking Back On Another Terrible Year

221

The Curse Is Broken! Gävlebocken Destroyed!

222

The WAR ON CHRISTMAS is HEATING UP

223

WWII Anti-Tank Artillery Shell in the Butt (GONE WRONG)

224

WTF is Going On With (Kan)Ye?

225

Beloved Local Street Dog FALSELY ACCUSED in Political Smear Job

226

BROWN FRIDAY

227

Brothel Offers Very Enticing Vaccine Incentive

228

Did Gassy Joe Fart On The Royal Family?

229

It's Raining S#!T

230

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Has Been Found

231

Zodiac Killer Mystery SOLVED?

232

Feral Hogs ATTACK and ROB Shakira

233

Creepy Clowns are BACK?

234

Potty Training Cows & Other News

235

Ugliest Statue Ever?

236

Anti Mask Parents are Complete Psychos

237

Nature Is Healing (And It's Tired Of Our S#!t)

238

Tesla Bot: Elon Musk Thinks You're An Idiot

239

Does Simply Touching Fentanyl KILL YOU? No, But Cops Think So

240

Olympic Horses TERRIFIED of Big Sumo BUTT

241

Q Dad Thinks His Parkland Survivor Son is a Crisis Actor

242

The Olympics Are CANCELED!

243

NO SEX ALLOWED at the Tokyo Games

244

Radioactive Japanese Terror Boars

245

LAPD's 4th of July Fireworks Oopsie

246

Birds Aren't Real

247

A Fake Doctor Finally Got Someone Killed

248

Man Survives Being EATEN by WHALE

249

"Invisible" Art Sells For BIG $$$

250

Brood X Cicadas ON DRUGS

251

Matt Gaetz Definitely Did That Sh** (allegedly)

252

People Are Eating Disgusting Rotten Meat To Get High

253

Matt Gaetz Sure Seems Guilty - Weekly Weird News

254

JOSH FIGHT: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

255

Steve Urkel is Back, and He's Selling Weed Now

256

Suez Canal Erotic Fanfiction is a Thing That Exists

257

Matt Gaetz is Pretty Sus

258

WHITE BOY SUMMER & Tom Hanks' Weird Son Chet

259

Biden vs Weed

260

Mexico's Luchadors Will MAKE YOU Wear a Mask

261

Cats: A Serious Threat To Commercial Air Travel

262

TrumpCon 2021: The Return of the American Samurai

263

The Granny Disguise Vaccine Trick

264

A Guitar Made From a Real Human Skeleton?

265

The FBI's Very NSFW Capitol Riot Oopsie

266

WallStreetBets THE MOVIE?!

267

Microsoft Wants To Raise The Dead (as chat bots)

268

Fake Teen Doctor BUSTED AGAIN + Introducing: SoHo Karen

269

2020: A Truly Terrible Year

270

Win The Chance To BLOW UP Trump's Building

271

COOL CRIMES

272

War On Christmas 2020 + Rudy Has Covid + More Dumb Monolith News

273

Zombie Minks and Disappearing Monoliths

274

Is Santa Claus a Covid Super Spreader?

275

ANOTHER Botched Art Restoration in Spain

276

Four Seasons Total Landscaping is Where The Election Finally Ends

277

Freezing To Death To Own The Libs

278

The WAR on Murder Hornets Has Begun

279

If You're Gonna Commit Insurance Fraud, Don't Make a Music Video About It

280

Kissing The Coronavirus

281

The President Is Doing Great! (Maybe!)

282

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman Finally Busted?

283

The DEW Garita: Finally a Mountain Dew w/Booze

284

Artificial Intelligence PROMISES It Won't Kill Us

285

Kim Jong Un Had the Hots For Sarah Huckabee Sanders

286

Finally, a Karen Simulator!

287

Blue Waffle

288

Don't Point Guns At Your [B]enis

289

It's RIDE AND/OR DIE at STURGIS 2020

290

Malcolm's Arm: Miracle or Curse?

291

UFOs & Jacob Wohl's SLIMIEST Grift Yet?

292

Look At This Fish! (To Briefly Forget What a Hellscape We Live In)

293

The C.A.R.E.N. Act: Karens ILLEGAL?

294

St Louis Gun Couple, Conway Family Dysfunction, and Mac On Tap

295

Sacha Baron Cohen Returns at America's Worst Moment Yet

296

Trump vs Kpop Stans & Tiktok Zoomers

297

Guess We'll Die Then!

298

Hydroxychloroquine Doesn't Work, But MAYBE Llamas and Weed Do?

299

Social Distancing With Mannequins and Blow Up Dolls

300

Hilariously Doomed Venezuela Coup Attempt Fails Spectacularly

301

Kim LIVES, Elon MELTDOWN, Wohl ROCK BOTTOM

302

ICP More Concerned About COVID-19 Than Most Republicans

303

Korean Election News Coverage is Awesome

304

Meet The GAMER Of The Future

305

AMERICA #1 (at spreading disease)

306

How To Stay Rich During a Pandemic

307

A Very Stupid Apocalypse

308

Australia Can't Wipe Its Butt

309

Urinary Auto-Brewery Syndrome and DIY Poop Transplants

310

The Jacob SWOHL Guide To Life

311

Papa John LIED About Eating 40 Pizzas in 30 Days

312

Suing The NFL For Being Too Sexy

313

Martin Shkreli in EVEN MORE Trouble?

314

Hero Furries To The Rescue!

315

Diego the Sex Tortoise

316

Insane Musk Posse

317

Jacob Wohl is the Hero America Deserves

318

Internet Today's WORST of 2019

319

Jesus Christ Simulator

320

Fake Your Death To Improve Your Life!

321

Papa John's Big Wet Comeback

322

Shadow Patriot: Citizen Hero

323

Hot Diarrhea Bucket Attack

324

Is This The World's Oldest McDonald's Burger?

325

Halloween Candy Urban Legends TRUE?

326

Meet Liu Shichao, Your New King

327

Trump Ambushed Mourning Family With Son's Killer

328

Parents MAD at Blippi + More Jacob Wohl BS

329

Jacob Wohl's Hot Liz Warren Fanfic is a New Low Even For Him

330

Storm Area 51 is HAPPENING

331

Has Colonel Sanders Become TOO Sexy?

332

Jacob Wohl Finally Going To Prison?

333

SPACE CRIME

334

Woops! Did 3 States Accidentally Legalize It?

335

TV Head Man Leaves 52 Old TVs on Doorsteps. WHY?

336

A Normal Week In America

337

McChicken Justice

338

Storm Loch Ness, Nessie Can't Hide From Us All

339

Storm Area 51, Fellow Teens

340

Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop Us All

341

Tank You For Your Service Mr President

342

Marianne Williamson 2020

343

Urine Therapy and Iraqi Dinars

344

The FBI's Search For Bigfoot Revealed

345

FREEDOM GAS

346

Moby is Very Strange

347

The Legend of Florida Man... At Risk?!

348

Jacob Wohl's Latest Press Conference Was Literally Garbage

349

Shameless Idiot Jacob Wohl's Latest Pathetic Failure

350

Australia's Bold Plan to Kill 2 Million Cats

351

Carl's Jr Brings 4/20 Into the Mainstream

352

This Medical Robot SUCKS

353

Skrillex: Humanity's Savior Against Mosquitos

354

Lose Weight For Jesus With the All-Beer Diet

355

The Broadway Pooper

356

Jacob Wohl's Biggest Self-Own Yet?

357

Martin Shkreli's Life Behind Bars

358

Cougar Killer or Kitten Murderer?

359

Gorilla Cop Saves The Day!