All Episodes

Crabby for Crab Legs

Naked Jogger Has Good Explanation

Couple Caught Making Whoopie in the Front Seat.....with Kids in the Back Seat....

6 Year Old Daughter Hacks Mom's Phone.......

DWI on a Golf Cart? You Bet!

Package Thief gets a package of .............

Something Smelled Funky Under the Hotel Room Bed.............

Silly String Fight at Walmart

Car Salesman Taken on a WILD Ride!

Bacon Scented Underwear! Really?

Drunk College Student Mistakes Police Car for a Cab.....OOPS!

What Happens When The Groundskeeper Mistakes Weed Killer For Fertilizer?

Carjacker can't adjust seat...gives up......

Who would steal a hearse?

Weird News: Woman Uses Curling Iron While Driving

"11 year Old Goes to School Dressed as Christian Grey for Dress-up Day"

"Stealing Lottery Scratch tickets, a Worthless Crime"

"Friends Don't Hold -Up Friends"

"Large Popcorn, Extra Pepper Spray!" & "Breakfast Brawl at Mickey D's"

"Hot Air Balloon Lands in Prison" & "Mom and Daughter Fight over Chicken Wings"

"Alibi Doesn't Hold Water" & "Coyote Ugly!"

"Parrot Disappears, Returns Speaking Spanish" & "Really Bad Santa"

"Ear Worm? No, Ear Cricket!" & "Terror Error"

"Nagging Wife Drives Hubby Up A Tree" & "Sharp Pain In The ............"

"Crabs on a Plane" & "Scouts Encounter Crazy Neighbor"

"Ref Outranks Cop in Football" & "Grandma Steers Grandson Wrong"

"Burglar Takes a Naked Nap" & "$15,000 Closet"

"Butter Spill on Interstate" & "Drunk Driving with 100 Chickens"

"Cash Cab Cash Grab" & "Woman Steals a Horse, Then Steals some Beer"

"Baby Born On Board" & "Copping a Kiss from a Cop"

"Dazed, Confused, and Crazing a Burger" & "Pocket Full of Jello Shots"

"3rd Graders have to pay to go potty" & "Cannabis Cat"

"A Man Wants to be buried with his Dog" & "Adult shot for not buying beer for teen"

"Chubby Wubby Parent" & "Bank Robber's Close Shave"

"Panties In A Bunch" & "Sailor Pees and Goes Overboard"

"Look Before You Sit" & "Janitor Really Cleans Up"

"Owl Wigs Out!" & "Soccer Fan Killed by Toilet"

"42 Year Engagement" & "Felon Posts Pics of Himself with Guns"

"Denture Adventure" & "Dunked By a Doughnut"

"A Need For Speed (the movie)" & "Three Time Lottery Winner"

"Worst First Date Ever" & "Beer Saves a Life"

"Belly Full of Gold" & "$100,000 Tacos!"

"Squirrel Goes Nuts..$300.000 in Damage" & "Bro, I'm Awake Now"

"Pee in the Coffee" & "9 Year Old Steals Mom's Car"

"She Got Weed Wacked" & "Hot Pocket Heist"

"Fake Cop Tries To Get A Fake Tan" & "Noah Gets Flooded Out!"

"2 Day Beer Bender at Walmart" & "Backwards Bowler Breaks Record"

"911 Call is off Key" & "Dog Call 911"

"Burned Bacon Burns Bungalow" & "Pepsi With a PUNCH"

"Man Swallows Fork on a Bet" & "Man Assaults Woman with a Book from Anger Management Class"

"Thief Steals Own Skateboard" & "Superman Arrested"

"Are You Crazy if you Give Money Away?" & "Woman Fakes Quintuplet Pregnancy"

"Dressed to Kill" & "Par For The Course"

"No More Red Ink for Teachers" & "Woman Visits Jailed Husband- Drunk & Naked"

"Burp Perp" & "Flurry over a McFlurry"

"Cause of Stuffy Nose is a Bullet" & "Teen Eats Nothing but Canned Spaghetti"

"Trap A Rat, Get A Beer" & "Double Mc-DUI"

"Golf is a Pain in the Butt" & "Convertible Drenched in Dung"

"Lizard Head in Her Salad" & "Drunk Claims to be a Soldier to get Free Drinks"

"Family Taken Hostage.....by their Cat!" & "Man PO'd by People Peeing on his Lawn"

"Woman Marries her Dog" & "Twins Have Plastic Surgery to look Even More Alike"

"Time to Kill......his friend!?", "Thief Eats Profit$" & "Pigeon Starts House Fire"

"Intoxicated Omelet Maker" & "Burrito Beatdown"

"Grand Rapids Allowed to be Annoying" & "Drunk tries to DRIVE IT OFF"

"Thou Shalt Go Braless" & "Aftershave Leads to Cat fight- Cat Wins"

"Teddy Bear Assault" & "3 Women Brawl over Dirty Toilet"

"Assault With A Loaded Diaper" & "Teaching Alcoholics to Brew Beer"

"Coke Legal in Florida?", "Gun Safety Gone Wrong" & "Buried in Cement"

"Mom beats up Chemistry Teacher", "Spider Tatt" & "Trillion Dollar Bill"

"Handcuffs Too Tight", "Hot Sauce Abuse" & "Waffles Gone Awful"

"Stocking Stuffer", "Shopping Cart Squatting" & "Art is Trash?"

"Kit-Kat Caper", "Crackhead Crackpot Plea" & "Tooth Breaking Mashed Potatoes"

"Urine Scented Candles", "Bigfoot in Detroit?" & "Thief Tases Himself"

Hiring Hit Man on facebook", "Town Wiped Off the Map" & "Beefy Gal in Beefy Brawl"

"Burglar's Footprints in Snow", "Assault with Meat" & "VHS tape overdue 9 Years"

"Tongue Frozen to a Pole", "10 Year Old Boy Took the Car" & "Dumb Heroin Smuggler Busted"

"Incriminating Selfie", "In The Back of a Cop Car" & "Man Banned From the Internet"

"Man Bites Mailman", "Man Throws Ribs at Passing Cars" & "Flower Pot on Head"

"Police Dog Fired for Being Lazy", "Woman Breastfeeds Puppy" & "Robbers Get Empty Bag"

"Cat Poop in the Mail", "Pee-Brained Caper" & "Tooth-Brushing Top Hat"

"Bull Run Selfie", "Man Shoots Self after Gun Safety" & "Tattooed Brit Can't Get Passport"

"Wedding at Bacon Fest", "81 Year Old Woman Busted for Feeding Bears" & "High 5 Official Greeting"

"Juice Boom Box", "Beer Brew Ha-Ha" & "Guy Mistakes Cop for Stripper"

"Clothes Call", "Pasta La Vista, Baby!" & "Lord of the Toes"

"Paid To Eat Online?", "Gassy Cows Cause Explosion" & "Liquor Looters"

"Standoff Sparked By Puppy Pee", "Beer Can Self Defense" & "Lottery $$$ Down the Toilet"

"Man Sews up Shark Bite on Himself", Flip the Toilette Lid" & "Man Saves his......Xbox"

"Hooker In the Pew", "Stomach Smuggler" & "911 Call Bawl"

"Pigs Fly, People Stabbed", "Cops Offer Gator Aid", & "Sit In For Better Toilet Paper"

"Facebook Status: Busted!", "Stabbed Over A Pepsi" & "Plea For A Ride To Taco Bell"

"T.P. Fire Burns House Down", "4 Kids With The Same Birthday" & "Fat Lady Breaks Wind"

"Hat Trick", "Breakin' Up Bro's Wedding" & "Goofy Over Disney"

"Speed Trap Warning", "Beer & Cigs Reward" & "Got ALOT Drunk Last Night"

"Man Shoots Himself While Taking Off His Pants", "Drug Dealers Call 911 on Themselves" & Happy Meal"

"Carjacker Comes Up Empty", "Old Man Shoots Icicles Off His Roof" & "Addicted to Brussels Sprouts!"

"Geezer vs Geezer at Walmart", "Parrot is a Stool Pigeon" & "Cow Urine Therapy"

"DUI in Jail Parking Lot", "Looser Cuts off his Ear!" & "Pimp Sues Nike"

"Hand Sanitizer Cocktail", "This Guy's a Hoot!" & "Cockroach in His Ear"

"Banana Bandit", "Bird Skull in the Spinach" & "Beer Extinguishes Blaze"

"Radioactive Diapers?", "Armed With 15 Cases of Beer" & "Meth Tip"