All Episodes
Welcome to Our Podcast — 458 episodes
Surgeries, Taxes & Why We've Been MIA
Episode 464 -Is Social Media Good or No?
Episode 462 - My Friend Is Transitioning Into A Jerk
Episode 460 - How To Get Your Keys Back From Your Boyfriend
Episode 458 - How To Stop Looking For A Relationship
Episode 456 - Dry Hump January: Can Men And Women be Friends
Episode 454 - Patience and Clarity
Episode 452 - The Difference Between Gossip and Venting
Episode 450 - Is Your Mom Poisoning Your Girlfriend
Episode 449 - 13 Year Age Gap
Episode 448 - 2000 Mile Dating Radius
Episode 447 - Swipe Out
Episode 446 - Tell Someone They Make you H
Episode 445 - Give It A Rest
Episode 444 - What's An NPC?
Episode 443 - My Hairdresser Hot Help!
Episode 442 - Can You Kiss Your Half Sister
Episode 441 - Mikes Too Hott Now
Episode 440 - The Best Episode So Far
Episode 439 - Find People As Weird As You Are
Episode 438 - Having A Crush When You're Married
Episode 437 - Should You Work With Friends?
Episode 436 - Horny For The Past
Episode 435 - Crushing On Your Friends Girlfriend
Episode 434 - How To Overcome Negative Thoughts
Episode 433 - The Ghoster And The Ghostee
Episode 432 - Romantic Friends
Episode 431 - Most People Find It Annoying But I Love it
Episode 430 - Be Worse At Hooking Up
Episode 429 - Lost Cat Found At Brothel
Episode 428 - How To Overcome The Snooze Button
Episide 427 - Zoja Has A New Friend
Episode 426 - Go Fuck Yourself Lane
Episode 425 - Drew Lynch
Episode 424 - This Bitch
Episode 423 - Secret To A Long Distance Relationship
Episode 422- Jealous Band Girlfriend Girl
Episode 421 - The Lesson You Learn In Your 30s
Episode 420 - Blaze It
Episode 419 - Get Your Ass Back In The Gym
Episode 418 - How To Get To Know Yourself
Episode 417 - Rock In The Shoe
Episode 416 - Itchy Butt Eyes
Episode 415 - Christmas Time IS Christmas Time
Episode 414 - The Title Can't Just Be Christmas Time
Episode 413 - Our Favorite Ways To Mess With Each Other
Episode 412 - Good Friends Bad Couple
Episode 411 - What's Really Wrong
Episode 410 - Take It Off The Menu
Episode 409 - Open Marriages
Episode 408 - What Type Of Relationship Is This?
Episode 407 - Can You Have More Than One Soulmate?
Episode 406 - Heart In The Future Body In The Past
Episode 405 - The Feeler Of Feelings
Episode 404 - The Late Bloomer
Episode 403 - How To Tell If Someone Likes You HomeyGirl
Episode 402 - The One Where The Format Changed
Episode 401 - Zoja Saves Two Lives And Loses A Wedding Ring
Episode 400 - This Day In History
Episode 399 - Thanks For Saving My Seat
398 - Dilemma
Episode 397 - Sacramento The City
Episode 396 - Kiss Kiss Fingertips
Episode 396 - I'd Scoop Ya Nice
Episode 395 - The Devils Living Room
Episode 394 - Things I Shouln't Have Brought Up
Episode 393 - Pissin On My Last Nerve
Episode 392 - It's Neither Hair Nor There
Episode 391 - Takin Care Of Bugs
Episode 390 - Effin Him Down
Episode 389 - Jammin Joints
Episode 388 - The Pretenders (not the band)
Episode 387 - Writing Jokes w/JF Harris
Episode 386 - Chuggin Cheese
Episode 385 - 2022 Guy
Episode 384 - Clifford The Big Red Bitch
Episode 383 - The Pfister Butler
Episode 382 - Zoja Gets Crossed UP
Episode 381 - Diane The Rock Johnson
Episode 380 - Best Way To Save Money Is To Be Scared
Episode 379 - Getting A Finger In Your Mouth
Episode 378 - Welcome To Our Make MakeUp Tutorial Transformation
Episode 377 - Discreet Acts Of Kindness
Episode 376 - My 60 Year Old Man Wife
Episode 375 - Bathrooms Off The Food Court
Episode 374 - Fighting Through Your Filters
Episode 373 - Little Tamale Head
Episode 373 - Run Around The House Eight Times
Episode 371 - New Law Says You Can Spit In Someones Mouth
Episode 370 - What To Get The Person That Has Everything
Episode 369 - This Christmas Next Year
Episode 368 - WTOP...FOREVER (Super solo episode)
Episode 367 - You Ever Kick A Soccer Ball Apart?
Episode 366 - Can You Drink Drink Your Own Piss (Holiday Version)
Episode 365 - Sometimes You Need To Be Tired
Episode 364 - Subliminal Pee Pee
Episode 363 - Ask Mike Anything?!
Episode 362 - Rub it (Audio Fixed....hopefully)
Episode 361 - Wednesday Adams Goes To Collage
Episode 360 - We Went To A Wedding And Meep Moop
Episode 359 - Don't Leave Your Cake
Episode 358 - Zoja Goes To Greece And Piss Basket
Episode 357 - The Price is Always Right
Episode 356 - Girl From Last Week Dm'd Mike
Episode 355 - There's Always Boobs In It
Episode 354 - Somebody Carpeted In My Throat
Episode 353 - And A Girl We Used To Call Scrambled Eggs
Episode 352 - It's A Celebration Bitches
Episode 351 - Artists Way Kinda Day
Episode 350 - Getting Yatted By Bees
Episode 349 - How To Take Winning Pictures
Episode 348 - Impulse Buys
Episode 347 - Saw A Dog Pee On A Guy
Episode 346 - Plugged Her Right Up
Episode 345 - Brats Dolls Made Of Sausage
Episode 344 - 3 Types Of Friends
Episode 343 - The Sleeps
Episode 342 - I Pulled My Neck Being Sarcastic
Episode 341 - Blasting My Core
Episode 340 - The Extra 5 Minutes
Episode 339 - Mike And Zoja Run A Golf Course
Episode 338 - It Oxy Cleans It
Episode 337 - Almost 15 Useless Facts About The Flintstones
Episode 336 - End Seam
Episode 335 - Tread Lightly
Episode 334 - Work Life Balance And Be Nice To Yourself
Episode 333 - Mike Man-splains Blockbuster
Episode 332 - Bottomface Man
Episode 331 - Stop Talking And Get The Fuck Out Of My Office
Episode 330 - Bit-Ness
Episode 329 - Instacart Mayhem
Episode 328 - Practical Mathtical
Episode 327 - There's A Dirty Joke Somewhere In There
Episode 326 - LAAADIES!
Episode 325 - Jupiter Is Trying To Kill Us
Episode 324 - Send Your Head To The Future
Episode 323 - Happiness Is A Choice
Episode 322 - What The Hell Is Bean Dad?
Episode 321 - Balance it tf Out
Episode 320 - Kid On The Porch
Episode 319 - Was The 90s RAD For The Aliens?
Episode 318 - Our Most Embarrassing Christmas Stories
Episode 317 - Realizing You're The Adult
Episode 316 - Zoja Saves A Mans Life
Episode 315 - Can You Still Divorce Someone For Talking Too Much?
Episode 314 - Don't Settle For "FINE"
Episode 313 - Only Friends Dot Com
Episode 312 - Hints Of Raspberry And Dairy
Episode 311 - Lift In Your Boots
Episode 310 - Don't Forget To Ring That Bell
Episode 309 - Your Mood Ring Hasn't Changed In Months
Episode 308 - Get Rid Of These 3 Friends
Episode 307 - How To Break Up And Get Back Together
Episode 306 - Ancient Insomnia Remedies
Episode 305 - Zoja Got The Getter
Episode 304 - Is Cheating On A Cheater Cheating?
Episode 303 - How To Avoid Every Fight
Episode 302 - A Nap And A Crap
Episode 301 - Mind Your Own Business Lindsay
Episode 300 - 300Th Episode
Episode 299 - Drunk Pitch Meeting
Episode 298- Spencer's Gifts Market Sweep
Episode 297 - Super Market Sweep
Episode 296 - Who's Using My Loofah
Episode 295 - Wash Your Bathroom And Clean Your Sheets
Episode 294 - Getting Stuff Off My Chest
Episode 293 - Rich People are Allergic to Masks
Episode 292 - The Encouragement Episode
Episode 291 - Even Dinosaurs Helped Each Other
Episode 290 - Sex Party In NYC
Episode 289 - Mike Returns To Music
Episode 288 - Appreciate The Scene
Episode 287 - Taylor Gets Personal
Episode 286 - FaceTime Dates
Episode 285 - Minty Milk
Episode 284 - That Song About Being Blue
Episode 283 - Best Would You Rather
Episode 282 - 11 Ways Quarantine Has Made Life Better
Episode 281 - Going Tiny?
Episode 280 - Never Watching "Love Is Blind" Again
Episode 279 - What's The Worst Date You've Ever Been On?
Episode 278 - The Airhorn Episode
Episode 277 - Don't Go Chasing Water Bottles
Episode 276 - Zoja's Onesie Podcast
Episode 275 - Zoja Steals A Car
Episode 274 - Sock Poonch
Episode 273 - Saying "I Love You' To Strangers
Episode 272 - Zoja Cartwheels Into Urgent Care
Episode 271 - Funky Dream Hands
Episode 270 - Best of 2019
Episode 269 - Batman Returns Is No Good
Episode 268 - Watching People Fall On Christmas
Episode 267 - Mike Hates "The Office: Season 5 Episode 1"
Episode 266 - Too Many Holiday Riffs
Episode 265 - Grandma's Nubby OooYeahs
Episode 264 - Hot Chocolate Eyes
Episode 263- They Hid Grandma Under Clothes
Episode 262 - "Ok Boomer"
Episode 261 - Zoja Boos Everything
Episode 260 - Candy Corn: Gross or Nah?
Episode 259 - Bees In The House
Episode 258 - Mike Was a BAD Camp Counselor
Episode 257 - Don't Take Your Drink In The Bathroom
Episode 256 - What Really Causes 24Hour Flu?
Episode 255 - Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead Recap
Episode 254 - Hot Cup Of Ketchup
Episode 253 - Super Hard Boner
Episode 252 - Neighborhood Sex Shop Complaints
Episode 251 - Who Would You Throw Eggs At?
Episode 250 - Someone Spits On Mike Again!
Episode 249 - Three Things That Change your Voice
Episode 248 - How Do Astronauts Poop In Space?
Episode 247 - Once Upon A Time In Hollywood Review
Episode 246 - Famous Sayings Said Wrong
Episode 245 - Zoja Hates Being Wrong
Episode 244 - Mike Lies About Celebrating Earth Day
Episode 243 - How To Shoot Your Shot
Episode 242 - Zoja Gets Elbowed In The Face
Episode 241 - Top 5 Muffin Flavors of All Time
Episode 240 - The Carpool Lane Game
Episode 239 - 10 Things You Can't Look Cool Doing
Episode 238 - Worst TV Show Endings of All Time
Episode 237 - Police Chase Play by Play
Episode 236 - How To Move In Together
Episode 235 - Pool Boogers
Episode 234 - The Adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Mickel Handbarrel
Episode 233 - Grow Hands and Hold Horses
Episode 232 - Mike's Mom At Prom
Episode 231 - Blending Segments
Episode 230 - My Name's Not Laura
Episode 229 - Business Snacks w/ Johnny Cupcakes
Episode 228 - Horny For Coffee
Episode 227 - Meditating With Zoja
Episode 226 - Zoja Has A Dead Bird In Her Hair
Episode 225 - TSA Jangles Mikes Nuts
Episode 224 - You're Very In Portland to Me
Episode 223 - Valentines Day At PF Changs
Episode 222 - Sweaty Super Bowl Nips
Episode 221 - Fight One Person A Day
Episode 220 - Snoop Dogg, Cardi B & Politics
Episode 219 - Who's The Better Person
Episode 218 - Reviewing the Golden Globes without Watching the Golden Globes
Episode 217 - Tree Stump Bar & Grill
Episode 216 - Christmas Eve Spectacular
Episode 215 - Paradox Crazy & The Worst Christmas Songs
Episode 214 - What Is The Falzone Family Christmas Present?
Episode 213 - Zoja's Fake Ad Reads
Episode 212 - Chilli Wilson Phillips
Episode 211 - Let Me Tell You What You're Thankful For
Episode 210 - Who Still Wears Suspenders?
Episode 209 - Stamf Angeles
Episode 208 - Zojas Weird Go-To Names
Episode 207 - We Got A Birthday Boy
Episode 206 - Mike Smells
Episode 205 - How Many Cars Is Too Many Cars?
Episode 204 - Everything We Ate In Toronto
Episode 203 - Beyonce and Barbra
Episode 202 - Am I Allowed In The Pool?
Episode 201 - How Douchey Are You?
Episode 200 - Dump out for Labor Day
Episode 199 - 2018 Bob Ross
Episode 198 - Crappy Camping Trips
Episode 197 - Doing A Murder
Episode 196 - Best Man Speech Tips
Episode 195 - Welcome To Our Tee Shirt
Episode 194 - Mr. Rogers'es
Episode 193 - And Also There's Cornflakes
Episode 192 - It's Just Me Singing
Episode 191 - Bare Butts, Peanut Butter And The Office
Episode - 190 One String Attached
Episode 189 - Men & Women are Disgusting
Episode 188 - D*ck Stones
Episode 187 - Broken Hearted Rubber Duckie
Episode 186 - Drunk Farter & The Ambein Racist
Episode 185 - Zoning Out w/Mike & Zoja
Episode 184 - Whip It Not Skip It
Episode 183 - How Many Dolphins Can You Fit Into Moms Van?
Episode 182 - Standing Too Close
Episode 181 - Mike Got Crossed Up
Episode 180 - People Who Never Smile on Instagram
Episode 179 - How To Be Happy Doing What You Love
Episode 178 - Telling An Adult To Grow Up
Episode 177 - Zoja Takes On Tinder Live From Portland
Episode 176 - Overheard Date Conversations
Episode 175 - Zoja Can't Run
Episode 174 - The Loudest Laugh
Episode 173 - Restaurant Behavior
Episode 172 - On A Scale Of 1 - 10 How Insecure Is Oprah?
Episode 171 - Someone Pooped In The Fountain
Episode 170 - Ask Me About My Mirgraine
Episode - 169 Shats and Stuff
Episode 168 - Road Rage Boogerball
Episode 167 - Swipe Up to go Hiking
Episode 166 - Podcast Arguments
Episode 165 - Mike's Morning Show Announcement!
Episode 164 - How To Do The Hokey Pokey
Episode 163 - Zojas Solo Cast
Episode 162 - Flip My Flops
Episode 161 - I Pooped A Spider
Episode 160 - The Most Thanksgiving Thing I've Ever Heard
Episode 159 - Who Has Better Hair?
Episode 158 - Not So Solo-Cast
Episode 157 - The Spooky Tale Of The White Lady
Episode 156 - Like a Pube in Chili
Episode 155 - Fajita Thief
Episode 154 - Sick Zoja & Dirt Jokes
Episode 153 - People Who Celebrate Their Birthday Month
Episode 152 - Shoes And Sharts
Episode 151 - Mikes All Pissed Off
Episode 150 - His Name Was Earl
Episode 149 - I'm Am Never Drinking Again
Episode 148 - Banisters And Canisters
Episode 147 - Don't Pick Up Your Dog
Episode 146 - Podcast Of the Traveling Pants
Episode 145 - A List of Things to Keep Your Face Away From
Episode 144 - And Then They Danced
Episode 143 - The Migraine Whisper Podcast
Episode - 142 - When are you guys going to have a BABY?
Episode 141 - Morning Farts
Episode 140 - Home and Vidcon
Episode 139 - F*ck Stickers
Episode 138 - Girl on TV
Episode 137 - Couples Basketball
Episode 136 - SneezeFest 97
Episode 135 - Stop Throwing Napkins!
Episode 134 - Dating at Work & Chads
Episode 133 - Bacon, Egg, and Disappointment
Episode 132 - Love Is An Escape Room
Episode 131 - Tape up your Pee Holes
Episode 130 - Mike's Least Favorite Sound of All The Sounds
Episode 129 - Follow Me On Twister
Episode 128 - We Got Married!
Episode 127 - Learning How To Spell My New Last Name w/Tereze
Episode 126 - Lt. Bewee Reporting for Call of Duty
Episode 125 - Do You Have Your Headphones On?
Episode 124 - Smell This...
Episode 123 - No Way No Way
Episode 122 - UltraLess
Episode 121 - Naked-Swimming With The Family
Episode 120 - My Dad
Episode 119 - Billion Dollar Mask Idea
Episode 118 - The Nickname Game
Episode 117 - The New Good Ole Days
Episode 116 - Don't Have Surround Sound
Episode 115 - Things Bob Ross Taught Me This Week
Episode 114 - Commonly Mispronounced English Words
Episode 113 - Comedian Darren Capozzi
Episode 112 - How Do Watches Work?
Episode 111 - Life is BeautAwful: Tour Stories
Episode 110 - Throwing Fruit and Eating Dirt w/ Cousin Luan
Episode 109 - Zoja vs. The Hostess - or - Mikey Does
Episode 108 - Divas, Farts & Coffee...and Farts
Episode 107 - Anyone Slap Your Butt With A Towel?
Episode 106 - Chill Out About Instagram
Episode 105 - Red Flags For Felicia
Episode 104 - Horny For Pins
Episode 103 - Ava Gordy is here
Episode 102 - Nutella Bandito
Episode 101 - Dating Shorter
Episode 100 - Tough Guy At Whole Foods
Episode 99 - YOUR Fake Segments!
Episode - 98 The VengaBoat
Episode 97 - Zoja Describes Cute Videos
Episode 96 - Hurting Your Prius
Episode 95 - "The Title Should Be Our PO Box Address"
Episode 94 - Drunkin Q & A w/ Elliott Morgan Sitting In The Back, Waiting To Use The Bathroom
Episode 93 - HS Basketball Memories w/ Mike's Friend From Home!
Episode 92 - Mike Still Believes
Episode 91 - William Haynes
Episode 90 - Dating In L.A. and Pooping With Keith Battista
Episode 89 - Good, Bad, & Mostly Fictional Christmas Gifts
Episode 88 - Julia Nunes and Dannielle Owens-Reid
Episode 86 - Detective Theo Flartz
Episode 85 - Photographer Steve Walter
Episode 84 - Olan Rogers
Episode 83 - Craig Benzine
Episode 82 - Where Are The Italian People? w/ Josh Macuga
Episode 81 - Open Mic On Acid
Episode 80 - Selfies & Questions About Selfies and Other Things
Episode 79 - How To Make The Most Perfect Eggs
Episode 78 - How To Be Funny w/Gunnarolla
Episode 77 - Fake Segments 2: Gin & Talking
Episode 76 - Rejected Jokes & 90s Lyrics w/ Elliott Morgan
Episode 75 - Dana Moon
Episode 74 - Fake Segments
Episode 73 - The Walking Dumb
Episode 72 - Ducks In A Row
Episode 71 - Lee Newton
Episode 70 - Vidcon Time
Episode 69 - Strip Club Lighting
Episode 68 - The Tippy Rewards Episode
Episode 67 - Nose vs. Hat Brim
Episode 66 - New Co-Host Search: Shaggy
Episode 65 - The New Vegetarian Option
Episode 64 - Several Of Your Questions!
Episode 63 - Elliott Morgan in Nashville, TN
Episode 62 - Party At Usher's House! w/ Rob Michael Hugel & Candace Carrizales
Episode 61 - Engaged
Episode 60 - Funny Things We Saw In Palm Springs This Weekend
Episode 59 - Tourin' With Elliott Morgan
Episode 58 - Ross Everett 2 (Again but better)
Episode 57 - Ross Everett
Episode 56 - That's a Stretch
Episode 55 - Rated R SuperFight
Episode 54 - Ask A Tattoo Artist w/Alex Harris
Episode 53 - BirthdayMania
Episode 52 - Kindergarten vs. Bees
Episode 51 - The Death Poem
Episode 50 - Rob Michael Hugel Jumps On The Counter
Episode 49 - Dunk On The Motherf*cker Gaurding You w/ Billy Scafuri of Harvard Sailing Team
Episode 48 - The Continuing Story Of Lizzie FROM Lizzie Herself
Episode 47 - Lizzie's Valentine's Day Was The Worst
Episode 46 - Tessa Violet & Rusty Clanton
Episode 45 - Snowed In Solocast
Episode 44 - Our Favorite Moments Of 2014: Part 2
Episode 43 - Fitness With Annie U
Episode 42 - Our Favorite Moments Of 2014: Part 1
Episode 41 - Wrestling vs Super Heores
Episode 40 - SuperFight!
Episode 39 - Can You Say That In A Sexy Voice?
Episode 38 - Nicola "SoundlyAwake" Foti
Episode 37 - CoffeeGirl As A Child: An Investigative Report
Episode 36 - Star Wars: The Oldest Possible New New
Episode 35 - THANKS(for)GIVING(up your highschool drama!)
Episode 34 - GOODBYE FOREVER TERMITES!
Episode 33 - Catcalling & Stealing Things
Episode 32 - How We Met & LA Weather With Cousin Miklov Enozlaf
Episode 31 - Cranky Zoja Airport Feet
Episode 30 - Buffer Festival 2014 w/Meghan Tonjes
Episode 29 - Everything Music w/Anthony Fantano
Episode 28 - Adding L's To Everything & YouTube BuLLsh*t
Episode 27 - SoloCast
Episode 26 - Haltiamava & Ally Rhodes
Episode 25 - Bad Mood Dood
Episode 24 - The Way You Walk When You Think There Is Another Step
Episode 23 - Fake Clip Show Extravaganza w/ Travis Helwig & Kirk Larsen
Episode 22 - Zoja Interviews For The Interviewer Position
Episode 21 - Chanting Meekly At SummerSlam
Episode 20 - Excuse me! I'm talking.
Episode 19 - Sh*tty Apartment Pictures
Episode 18 - Bleach & Toothpaste
Episode 17 - Interesting Pancakes
Episode 16 - Excuse Me, There's Sum'minit
Episode 15 - Are You Done, Beach?
Episode 14 - Byron McKoy's Pre-Vidcon Experience
Episode 13 - If This Was 1993 Everyone Would Have Sh*t In Their Pants Right Now
Episode 12 - Question-avaganza!
Episode 11 - T'toos
Episode 10 - SHIRTFAX & Drunk Wonder Woman
Episode 9 - No BBQ Friends
Episode 8 - Mow The Yawn #/MattyKerrLifestyle
Episode 7 - Fighting Transformers in Vegas
Episode 6 - To The Girl In 11C
Episode 5 - Adults Drink Horrible Tasting Things
Episode 4 - Hey. shh. Stop.
Episode 3 - How To Avoid Spoilers On The Internet
Episode 2 - WrestleMania 30 Recap
Episode 1 - Put On High