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The Wedding of Captain Michael Newman 2: Rosehip Syrup
The Wedding of Captain Michael Newman 1: Betweeen the Consumption and the Syphilis
Bayern 34: We Come In Peace
Bayern 33: Shorter and Less Censored
Bayern 32: But You've Already Disposed Him
Bayern 31: Dropping the MacBook Air From Orbit
Bayern 30: Suck Some Up the Intake Pipe
The Pirates of Drinax (Second Edition) 8: Taking My Physics Hat Off
The Pirates of Drinax (Second Edition) 7: Chum Him Up With Buttery Space Goodness
The Pirates of Drinax (Second Edition) 6: Artisanal Lilos
Whartstock 2026 3: Honeymoon in Hell part 2
Whartstock 2026 2: Honeymoon in Hell part 1
Whartstock 2026 1: Hepatic Portal
The Pirates of Drinax (Second Edition) 5: Limp Appendage
The Pirates of Drinax (Second Edition) 4: Anthrax Gristlebeard
The Pirates of Drinax (Second Edition) 3: Contrecoup Injuries on an Industrial Scale
The Pirates of Drinax (Second Edition) 2: The Island Communities Are Very... Insular
The Pirates of Drinax (Second Edition) 1: The Bottom Is Exposed
The Pirates of Drinax (Second Edition) 0: Higher Than You
Fudge on the Fly: A Corpse's Kiss 3: Pistols for Two, Tea for One
Fudge on the Fly: A Corpse's Kiss 2: Night of the Living Bread
Fudge on the Fly: A Corpse's Kiss 1: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Coaching House
Project Medusa 6: Thank You For That Chorus of Recollection
Project Medusa 5: Learning Martial Arts In a Two Hour Helicopter Ride While You Were Unconscious
Project Medusa 4: Tales of the Diamond Dick
Project Medusa 3: A Fellow Clash of the Titans Fan
Project Medusa 2: Were We Part Of Your Plan, Shonny?
The Heart of Yhtill 6: Craven Images
The Heart of Yhtill 5: Brewed in Scotland from GIrdles
The Heart of Yhtill 4: I Thought I Was Fibbing
The Heart of Yhtill 3: Lifted Bodily By His... Body
The Heart of Yhtill 2: Have Dangly Crystal Penguin, Will Travel
The Heart of Yhtill 1: They're Wearing... Clothes
The Heart of Yhtill: Maybe My Dump Stat Shouldn't Be Wisdom
Bayern 29: A Bit More Scaly Than It Was
Bayern 28: We Can Apocalypse Now Our Way Back Up the River
Bayern 27: Shuttle-Loads of Plant Strokers
Bayern 26: Just Remember, Be Positive
Bayern 25: Let's Go Down There And von Daniken them
Bayern 24: Old Whatshisface Deado
Bayern 23: Normal Physical Experience Apart From the Tentacles
Project Medusa 1: So Long As He Doesn't Go Underneath My Wheels
Bayern 22: Try Waving Your Slime Mould At It
Bayern 21: Don't Push the Big Red Button
Cried the Lady 14: Not Touching Your Jockey Bar
Bayern 20: The Real Monsters Were The Friends We Made Along The Way
Cried the Lady 13: So There I Was...
Bayern 19: Try Licking It
Cried the Lady 12: Using Him As An Urchin On A Stick
Cried the Lady 11: Have You Ever Looked Into a Pig's Eye?
Cried the Lady 10: Strapped to a Goose
Cried the Lady 9: Cream of Satan
Cried the Lady 8: The Very Landlocked Oh My Lord I'm Never Going Near The Sea Again Maritime Library
Cried the Lady 7: Forty Identical Hobbits
Cried the Lady 6: The Shape of the Pig
Cried the Lady 5: Wandering Around Looking For Something To Shoot
Cried the Lady 4: Some Of These Geese Can Be Quite Aggressive
Cried the Lady 3: The Trouble With Schools Today
Cried the Lady 2: A Piece of Antler
Cried the Lady 1: The Spirits of Several Peas
Bayern 18: They Do Have Plumbing, And Often It Works
Bayern 17: That Does Not Sound Like a Healthy Stutterwarp
Bayern 16: You've Done More Than Enough
Bayern 15: Let's Call It a Glory Hole
One-Shots and Miscellanea 13: Going Down
Bayern 14: The Purely Hypothetical Grue
Bayern 13: Saliva-Equivalent
Bayern 12: Presumably Is Not a Word I Like To Use Around Lasers
One Last Job 7: Slight Crunching of the Brainicles
Bayern 11: Borg the Radish
Bayern 10: You Made It Sound Creepy Now
One-Shots and Miscellanea 12: Brazen
Trail of the Loathsome Slime 5: The Smell of a Hundred Cloven Sunfish
Trail of the Loathsome Slime 4: No Viscera To Speak Of
Trail of the Loathsome Slime 3: Up the Hemingway
Trail of the Loathsome Slime 2: You Wouldn't Knit a Hot Air Balloon
Trail of the Loathsome Slime 1: Didn't See That Coming
Whartstock 2025 2: Dearth of Harkness
Whartstock 2025 1: Woke Up on a Zeppelin
Bayern 9: Space Floozies with Metal Bikinis
Bayern 8: Set Up a Control Universe and Get Back To Me
Bayern 7: I'm a Doctor, Not a Doctor
Bayern 6: What Happens In Deep Space...
Bayern 5: Three Metre Space Pole
Bayern 4: You Hug One Pig
Bayern 3: From Worm To Virus
Bayern 2: A Radish in the Sphincter
Bayern 1: Full of Fewer Worms
Bayern 0: Earth's Semi-Finest
Crown Green 6: All the Earth Shall Flame
Crown Green 5: Your Usual Smooth Raising of Questions
Crown Green 4: Eyes Honed in Dark Theatres
Crown Green 3: Eat Him First
Crown Green 2: Not In the Catholic Sense
Crown Green 1: Don't Think Our Budget Runs To Submarines
Call of Cthulhu: American Empire: Bootleg Liquor, Whiskey, Champagne and Wine 4: High-Velocity Fish
Call of Cthulhu: American Empire: Bootleg Liquor, Whiskey, Champagne and Wine 3: Don't Suck On Your Huskies
Call of Cthulhu: American Empire: Bootleg Liquor, Whiskey, Champagne and Wine 2: The Mozart of Muff
Call of Cthulhu: American Empire: Bootleg Liquor, Whiskey, Champagne and Wine 1: Check That Out, We're Competent
One Last Job 6: A Bit Like a Lada