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What Am Dreams? — 62 episodes
Episode 62: “Throw a gate on it, how about that?”
EEpisode 61: “If I team up with… people, I’m good to go as a burden.”
EEpisode 60: “It wasn’t for free."
EEpisode 59: “I miss dream You. Dream You was way nicer.”
EEpisode 58: “Why was he Ronald McDonald?"
EEpisode 57: “What he needs to do is weaponize the bees.”
EEpisode 56: “We’re breaking out the big words today. Vocabulary.”
EEpisode 55: “He comes by and kicks you in the shin and says, ‘You’re pregnant!’”
EEpisode 54: “Ya’ll aren’t about to fight me with a baby in my hands, ya dumb b**ches.”
EEpisode 53: “[F]rom, am I a bad mom, to, you know what? I’m gonna take my tits out.”
EEpisode 52: “I’m not gonna do it on purpose. It’s just gonna fall out of me.”
EEpisode 51: “You don’t think I bully you…I should try harder then.”
EEpisode 50: “Like a bidet for your eyes.”
EEpisode 49: “[O]h damn, were we summoning something?”
EEpisode 48: “I’ve sneezed a lot in my life.”
EEpisode 47: “You made it up, like texticles!”
EEpisode 46: “The Dream Makers aren’t happy with you…”
EEpisode 45: “Have you ever seen a hippo poop?”
EEpisode 44: “That’s a new T-shirt: A lot of teaching is lying.”
EEpisode 43: “Stop changing my memories!”
EEpisode 42: “Wallace Shawn is gonna kill us.”
EEpisode 41: “What if you poisoned them, ma’am?”
EEpisode 39: “...the thing that was marking the path were bugs.”
EEpisode 40: “Don’t drink the milk of today’s society.”
EEpisode 38: “Like how many times is he being trapped into a house plant?”
EEpisode 37: "It's just spiders and shit all the way down."
EEpisode 36: "It'd be hard to replace six footballs."
EEpisode 35: "Oh, I think I'm dead because I'm not running anywhere."
Episode 34: "I'm built different... I wasn't saying it's a good build."
Episode 33: "Am I a bad person because I laugh when people cry?"
Episode 32: "Guess who's behind door number 2? It's the cops."
Episode 31: "I have soiled myself, and I'm dead now."
Episode 30: "Just leave a note that says, "You've been haired.""
Episode 29: "And it stopped raining... you're just naked and soapy."
Episode 28: "And you pissed. Me. Off."
Episode 27: "I'm gonna break both my knees... He's gonna have to pull the cot around..."
EEpisode 26: "My dad and I are stealing from Walmart..."
Episode 25: Do I really have to chase this...drunk, giggling man"
Episode 24: "I had done a crime."
Episode 23: "I called 911 to report that Uncle Cracker was driving drunk."
Episode 22: "In my defense, she was all caked up."
Episode 21: "Is dream-you just really into Scarface?"
Episode 20: "Because I'm a librarian."
Episode 19: Vampires, blazers, a baby, and electric scooters
Episode 18: A king of fate and a king of the nerds!
Episode 17: Serious dreams and a giant, purple, octopus-alien dream
Episode 16: The turd handler and frozen spaghetti in a bag
Episode 15: When beavers attack and tales of several drunks
Episode 14: Mini-bulls, John Stamos, and Harina Potter
Episode 13: Why you should never swim with Tasha and some f'd up childhood pranks
Episode 12: Strange Ubers, cultists, and Bill Burr is behind you
Episode 11: Stress dreams, a handful of "Ems," and dreams interrupted
Episode 10: Milk, Bradley Cooper, mechanics, and Chris Pratt
Episode 9: Hair, no hair, toilets, and a spackle of British comedy
Episode 8: Snakes and sabertooths and bears, oh my!
Episode 7: Couple of old-offs and a trio of f'n nerds
Episode 6: Tasha, Dustin, and a couple of phobias walk into an elevator
Episode 5: 2 refrigerators down and Cali IS Antarctica
Episode 4: On death and children--definitely unrelated topics
EEpisode 3: Dustin could've been famous; Tasha dreams food into real life!
Episode 2: Dreams as children and other serious musings
Episode 1: Premier of What Am Dreams?