All Episodes

47 - Tortured Tomatoes, Proust Questionnaire, Birdman of Alcatraz

46.5 - Excessive cereal talk

46 - Martha's Vest, Anti-Masturbation Foods, Poop Transplants

45.5 - Tessa's got over 200 ducks

45 - Pizza Rolls, Swedish Animals, Paint by Numbers

44.5 - Spaghetti Mayonnaise???

44 - Tax-Free Brick Windows, Hall of Fame Toys, Joe the Pigeon

43.5 - Tessa is super saucy, Robert bravely defends the harpsichord

43 - BIRDS: Rubber Ducky Day, Bird or Discworld?, Birds Aren't Real

42.5 - Boil the corn in the pasta sauce

42 - Machine Images, Soup or Salad?, Barnswingin'

41.5 - Erin almost forgot about Tessa and she's very sorry about that

41 - Florida Man, Colin the Caterpillar, Awful Taste But Great Execution

40.5 - John's ideal advent calendar, Daniel betrayed

40 - The Monolith, Would You Rather Bot, Playmobil Advent

39.5 - Sabrina's candy surprise

39 - Shia LaBeouf, Spirit Halloween, White Sands Tracks

38.5 - Tessa would stick her hand in poop

38 - Heat Tourism, Buttered Shoes, Sun Gazing

37.5 - Sabrina's dad, Erin's John, Brian's mono story

37 - Monster Park, Horseman or Fishman?, The Berenstain Bears Find Jesus

36.5 - Hummingbird stories, fruit poll results

36 - FRUIT ft. Hummingbirds, Would You Rather, and Avocados

35.5 - A mystery caller appears

35 - Curses! vs. Quilt Week

34.5 - Tessa donates to the sound board

34 - Celebrity Swag, Mandela Effect Trivia, Seattle Peregrines

33.5 - Updates on glory holes, murders, and racism in conservation

33 - Going Ham, Celebrity Trivia, Post Office Blues

32.5 - Franklin writes in, Brian learns about poo charts

32 - DNA Solves Crimes, Odd Numbers, Jersey Devil

31.5 - John's got a death mask wish, randonaut crime scenes

31 - Lab-Cultured Breastmilk, Whose Copy?, Chopin's Diarrhea

30 - Dad Jokes, Tool or... ?, Trapped in the Schloss-et

29.5 - Tessa calls (us cowards), Karin WACSOs

29 - Randonauting, Blowing Serpents, Emoji Trends

28.5 - Sabrina receives a mysterious package

28 - Hospital Ambiance, Animal Crossing Quiz, Witches' Tits

27.5 - We got an email! Sabrina had a dream!

27 - Soap for Entertaining, Royal Foods, Doritos Locos Cool Ranch Tacos

26.5 - The throwback episode

26 - Pet Psychics, Shrek Soundtrack Mysteries, National Parks Racism

24.5 - Tessa calls about the comedy festival

24 - Golden Arches Unlimited, Coronavirus Pangolins, Bees Love Weed

23.5 - Words I learned from Donald Trump

23 - PRESIDENT'S DAY SPECIAL: Pets, Corruption, Codenames

22.5 - Omar transmits diseases, Erin is a herpechondriac

22 - The Life and Death of Mr. Peanut, Ye Olde Diseases, Bechdel Test

21.5 - Peanut butter boundaries pt. 2, equal and opposite re-apples

21 - One Million Moms, 2020 Predictions, Meat or Cheese?

20.5 - Tessa VMs, Daniel DMs, and Sabrina surprises us

20 - Penis Butter, Genie Wishes, Cosmic Crisp

19.5 - Getting loose with banana juice

19 - Driving Mrs. Frisby, OK Boomer, Wanton Cheesecake (Drinkable Sprinkle)

18 - Fap Local, Bull Breeding, Too Afraid to Ask

17.5 - Gamechangers (meat), Brittany Marie has notes, Erin's a whore for nextdoor

17 - Local Cults, Boomer & Lazarus, Concert Confetti

16.5 - Sabrina's seen the cat movie, Brian is still wrong about meat

16 - Only Two Hashtags, Jaffle Raffle, Haunted Hotel

15 - Corporate Picture Day, Death by Coconut, Arachnid Takeoff

14 - Glory Holes, Hot Cheeto Macarons, Graffiti

13.5 - Sex furniture returns, Wendell doesn't answer

13 - Towel Habits, Sex Furniture (and Other Ads), Hot Dogs Are Sandwiches

12.5 - Toilet paper glove

12 - FMK, Moving Day, Carrot Mythbusters

11.5 - Corn smut returns, Tessa's takes on candy, and more

11 - #idiomidiots, Crumple or Fold, My Horrifying Clementine, Canuck the Crow

10 - #notallbread, Blowing Smoke, Racist Rhymes, Chocolate Rodin

9 - Feral Children, Dykes on Bikes, Fantasy A

8.5 - Corn smut, Aussie lingo, our first voice message

8 - Circle of Bears, Outback Dictionary, Spice Juice

7.5 - Apples and bananas, what are jarts?, Wendell vs. Tessa

7 - Mellow Blaze of Glory, No-Queso-Dillas, The Brown Market

6.5 - The origins of "it's been," disparaging a trash article

6 - How to Disappear, Tad Fischer & Robot Wars, The Art of Mixing Drinks

5 - Presidential Name Mashups, Arizona Vorteces, Musical Toys

4.5 - Chocolate sneeze, neanderotica, traveling jorts

4 - Neandershort, Bananapocalypse, Are We Sims?

3.5 - Our DMs are slid into (again), now that's so fresh, Wendell the eagle

3 - Now That's What I Call Music!, The Order of Good Things, Psychopaths

2.5 - The impossible and beyond (meat), he's his own fourth cousin, Wendell slides into our DMs

2 - Weed Weddings, Vegetarianism, Cannibalism, Cousincest

1.5 - Why wands would use elder wood, how hot can pet food get, and more

1 - Spontaneous Combustion, Magical Portraits, New Year's Resolutions