All Episodes

Aging gracefully.... kind of

Who will we be when the kids leave home?

We like dining alone!

Revisiting your 20 year old self

It cost HOW MUCH??

We worry about EVERYTHING

Getting rid of the Cortisol belly!

Parenting teenagers and the effect it has on our self esteem

Pushing my health ideas on to people that don't care!

Carrying the Mental Load

Is Chat GPT going to replace our doctors?

Inside the Manosphere Controversy

Turning Grief into Connection with Psychic Medium Barbra Banner

Supplements, what should we take?

Losing your identity

Broke & ashamed

Money blocks and the anxiety we have

Jackie O: Our thoughts

Fitness in your 40's

Make someone's day

Adoption & the abandonment trauma that goes with it

The things we thought we'd never say

It's time to fill your bucket up - lets get selfish!

Rach's moment of shame

What's with the Low Libido?

Burner phones ONLY in our house

Alcohol: The Unhealthy Relationship we don't Talk About

Is this Aging or am I just Tired??

Grief: We have both experienced loss and are ready to talk about it

Online dating - we want more

One week on, one week off and I can't orgasm

Lets be friends

READ THE ROOM BRO

Lets just book in - Visiting the Brothel

Being 'Mrs Thaiday' - I have NEVER opened up about this before

Introducing.... Who Even Are We?

An announcment for the future of Am I A Bad Mum?

I'M ANGRY

Sorry for embarrassing you

I just had a real f*** it moment!

I feel like a battered old water bottle

I'm having a night off!

I'm taking annual leave from being your PA

I'm low key, quote unquote confused bruh!

Mum, do you have a vibrator?

I cannot deal with the questions

I am STILL a helicopter parent

I was NEVER that rude

We will keep Dan Murphy's in business

What I should do is not what I actually do

I am so inappropriate

Shit, I forgot I'm supposed to feed them!

Hiring now: kids that pull their weight

I'm a rule breaker, follow in my footsteps!

Ok, time to fend for yourself

How the hell did that happen??

Let's be positive for a change

Which sport is the most expensive? SHOCKED!

I am an irresposible Mother

I am chasing the simple life

I am not fresh from holidays so get the f*** off me

Water doesn't grow on trees

The bank of Mum is now CLOSED

When the toilet door opens and all you can do is wave

The Mum's have gone wild!

OMG I made her eat a rotten egg

I need a taxi partition so I can't hear the back seat

Being a dance Mum is not my strong point

Online bullies are out of control

When Mum steps in

I have LOST CONTROL

It's all Mum's fault

My punishment sucks

Responsibility = Privilege

I don't care if it's not for adults, I'm going in!

What is with the FASHION?!

You will lose your iPad for the rest of your life!

You WILL eat it

"Kids? No Thanks – They’ll Ruin My Life"

Too Much Information (and a Bag of Frozen Peas)

It's a long walk home!

Why is our schooling so out of date?!

Off to boarding school we go......

The dark side of social media

I'm ticking off the Mum jobs

Get out of this town!

The lunchbox of doom

I am Sunday vibing right now!

Dad's cooked dinner? Whoop-de-doo!

I'm not paying for the right sized shoe!!!

I am UNFOLLOWING anyone in Europe

I don't want to adopt chickens!!!

This is going to be a stressful roadtrip!

It's the principle!!!

Today we are drunk Mum's!

Remember when we used to use a phone for a phone?!

It's chaos because of ME for a change!

It's Mum's gone wild at the races!

Good luck, she's exactly like you

I am a crazy cat lady

My weekends are NON EXISTANT!

That's it, I'm leaving!

I thought I would NEVER say this!

Can we get AI to parent our kids?!

Lets tighten up this ship!

I am ASLEEP

Erm Gen Z's aint got nothing on Millennial's!

This could go REALLY badly!

You owe me MILLIONS $$$

I know I said yes but I actually mean no

There is to be NO more fun!

It's not about you kids, today is all about me!

Did you learn NOTHING?!

I am so unhinged!

Feed yourself then!

NOTHING is safe!

You had ONE JOB!!!

WTF is that trend?!!!

How has it taken me this long to realise?!!

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING??!

Sorry about my inappropriate tv viewing

It's my party and I'll invite who I want to!

PROCRASTINATION is not your friend!

That is NEXT LEVEL entitlement!

Do as I say not as I do!

I'M coming to semi formal!

Phantom shi*ers!

I WILL make you pay

It's NOT a rain jacket!!!

Sometimes my lies are necessary!

This is INSANE!

Eggs & champagne is all we need

You're King of the jungle, I'm Queen of the bullsh*t!

Dad, don't come home unless you win!

Rach is OFF TO THE JUNGLE!

I paid absolutely no attention sorry!

We couldn't care less about your money!

I don't even know how to use Snapchat

Erm, yes you will eat left overs

Why do I have to be EVERYONE'S PA?!

You are Mum, you know nothing!

Make friends with a good Mum that will tell you what to do!

You're a pain in the ar** when it comes to food!

Sorry I didn't give you any credit!

Dad's a celebrity, get him out of there!

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

Dry January isn't going very well

HNY! WE almost didn't make it.....literally!

Life 360 has outsmarted you!

Do what I say NOT what I do!

I will need a loan to buy the uniform!

I am not organised AT ALL!

There WILL be repercussions!

How about we sign you up for boarding school?!

How did we get to DRIVING already?!

I'm a dance Mum and I'm going ALL in!

I don't know what to do with them!

You can lead a horse to water.......

Bro, I've been there & done that!

I don't have the answer so I'll just make something up!

I stole it from Aldi!!!

I love your kids, i just don't want them!

We didn't give a s*** about seamoss in my day!!!

Way back Wednesday - anyone for a sausage smoothie?!

Safety has gone out of the window!

It's DRIVING me mad....literally!

Adults are allowed to argue

I want you to have a voice, just not with me!

Flashback Friday - Singing lessons after the dentist, you will be fine!

I have a solution for everything, lets just not say them out loud!

We all need therapy!

Friday night sport is NOT my jam!

It's all about resilience

This is personal but necessary!

I'm a REALLY bad Mum

Be careful what you wish for

No more personal loans, the bank is closed

The kitchen is now closed

We've hit a new milestone!

When does the beach become relaxing again?

I feel bullied!

Tik Tok all you like!

Let it go, let it go.......

Lets all do a kid free holiday!

I have ruined it for the Toothfairy

Introduced pests!

Let's not talk about the sh*t we used to eat!

Investing in kids is like putting all your money on red!

The laziness is NEXT LEVEL!

Am I too strict?

Way back Wednesday!

You prefer the pets to the kids!

Yes you should have a voice but not too much of one!

When you're tired, you're an arsehole!

I'm not taking you to hospital on a Friday night!

Get. On. The. Bus!!!

It's all short showers and shallow baths from here on!

You don't give a sh** about my things!

MUM'S BEWARE! (We're the targets)

I drink because I have children!

Get out of my bed!!!

This one time, at band camp...........

I need some time off, maybe like 6 months?!

It's school camp, but for a month!!!

We WILL have fun!

Why are we eating healthy when you grew up on spaghetti in a can?!

This is controversial! (please don't cancel us)

I need more ME time!

Mum, you're cramping my style!

"I'm 9 and I know EVERYTHING!"

We don't waste food, it's too bloody expensive!!!

Flipping the rules!

Lets re-write the school curriculum and get with the times!

We all just need to be kind

This laziness is NEXT LEVEL!

Don't make eye contact!!!

How do I not pass on my anxiety?

You took your child to WHAT appointment??!

If you tell them that they WILL need therapy!!!

I'm the one with the job, how come I get the dupes?!

Put your life jacket on first!

Why is everything done LAST MINUTE?!

I don't know whether to punish or reward you!

Lets all perv on the new purple Wiggle!

This is NOT recommended by a child psychologist

This is a NO KIDS ZONE!

Did she get that potty mouth from YOU?!

Kids learning shot put or the recorder - which is worse?!

I'm only spending my money on 1 of you!!!

You've been making me late your entire life!

Don't judge my cooking!

Alright, lets all have chips for breakfast!

It was a whipper snipper accident!

Sorry your PE kit isn't washed, it's up to you now!

Kids don't give a sh** about our money!

You're peer pressuring me!

Just eat it out of the BIN!!!

1st child is rainbows & lollypops but the 2nd is here to F*** shit up!

F*** off!!!!!!!!

Hey Mum, what's a strip joint?

It's resilience mate!

You're a danger to society!

You may as well just eat with your FEET!!!

And that's why we drink!

There is nothing in the fridge!!!

Why are the back to school uniforms ALWAYS a drama?!

I'm so angry I can't even speak!

What the f*** am I doing here?!!

I'm literally crying in Westfield because of you kids!

I'll just sit here and be the innactive parent!

Would you fart at the table if Reece Walsh was here?!!!

I'm a BAD influence!

Buyers regret, the presents are going back!

I don't know what I'm doing!!!

Just reach around and grab a foot!!!

I missed the email AGAIN!

Just cut the mould off it'll be fine!

If elf on the shelf wasn't bad enough!!!

Sorry I couldn't make the concert, I didn't want to come!

Bring a plate, my arse!!!

Another wine anyone?!

How is this MY fault?!!

You can't do your kid's math work? Dumb b****

This is highly inappropriate!

You want some time for yourself? I'll see to that!!!

Quick hide, before they see us!!!

"We're not serious dance Mum's!"

These kids are getting an easy ride!

Lets put our listening ears on shall we?!!!

Are Grandkids a 2nd chance after you mess up first time round?!

What is that vibrating in your bag?!

I am a slave in this house & noone cares!

I'm just trying to make you not dumb!

I am putting the full blame on Dad for this one!

F*** Mum, it's all about what I need!

We're not sponsored by Aldi (should be!)

There's no way I'm buying new shoes this stage of the term!

I'm not here to be watching everyone else's kids!

Sorry I'm late, get in, get in, get in!!!

Don't judge us, we're parents!

"It's up for $300 but will you take $20??!"

I will never give them the option again!

I didn't want to go in the first place!!!

Are you kidding? Where are your shoes???!

Extra curricular activity hell

I dream of grocery shopping solo!

The 7 minute rule - tried & tested!

GET OUT OF THE CAR!!!

The great vegetable stand off!

Let's smoke them out!

Honesty is not always the best policy!

I feel like I've just come back from war!!!

I'm literally covered in sh**!

No money? Not my problem!

Who calls in sick to tuck shop duty?!

I'd like to put vodka in my chia pudding!

Do I have anything of my own?!

I'm drowning!

I've lost control!

R.E.S.P.E.C.T!

We don't negotiate with little terrorists!

I would just like to go on a drunk lunch by myself!

There needs to be Uber kids!

Choose your favourite child!

I'm changing the wifi password

Please just let me be hungover!

What are you watching??!

Oh sh** I forgot I have kids!

First I'm banning social media and then we're banning going out!

You should have worked harder!

I'm trying hard for my kids not to hate me!

The house is too noisy!

You're eating like an animal!!!

Let me think of a punishment....I need a minute to make it good!

Be suspicious of everyone!!!

One on one time - it's needed!

I literally cannot give parenting advice!!!

Mum's are so old!!!!

I'm going downtown!!!

Get up and mow the lawns!

Ok get out of the car you're walking home!

An enjoyable trip to the dentist!

No one understands the ICloud!!!

Where did I come from? Sh**!!!

I am losing control!!!

Here's your budget.... good luck!

They have it so good they'll be home until they're 40!

Don't worry about what I want, it's all about you!

Is it an elephant or ant sized problem?!!

If you're going to wine shame me, how about I icecream shame you!

I'm literally everyone's PA!

What's for dinner? Sh** on a stick!!!

I'm a competitive Mum so you're going to be a competitive child!

I'm going to let you have it and then give you a hard time!

I'm bringing back the game, nag or pig?!!

I only want to grocery shop ALONE!

I've completely forgotten that I'm the adult!!!

DO. YOUR. HOMEWORK

I asked 6000 times, It's no wonder I'm grumpy!

I. Am. Sick. of. Food. Waste!!!

What do I do right?!!!

I'm in parental damage control!

"Mum's not wearing any knickers!!!!"

You want WHAT for your birthday?!

I'm a Mum and you want me to stay in the backpackers?!

This new podcast may help you and your kids - Positive Kid Vibes

YOU'RE calling ME lazy?!

Why did you tell your teacher that about me??!!

I am mortified they found that!

I'm done with kids parties, especially on saturday nights!

What will it take to get you to wear sunscreen?!

Get off your screens and enjoy the view!

There's too much stuff to volunteer for!

I'm pretty much just a taxi driver!

The Mum / work juggle with Erin Molan

This conversation is harder to explain than I thought!

Put a fork in me, I am done!

Leave my phone ALONE!!!!

Your lunchbox is now a woolies bag!

It's all your fault!!!

It's too late for the parental control stuff now!

I'm sick of the half arsed job doing!

Stop Facetiming people when I'm in the shower!

You had 9 weeks and left it until the night before?!!!

Gloves on lets fight it out!

If you're not doing your jobs, I'm not doing mine!

I've lost control because they're better at technology!

Tik Tok is gone forever!

The ultimate threat is now in use!

I'm changing roles and you're not going to like it!

No mate, whilst I pay the bills you do what I say!

Mum's gone wild!

I don't have the answer so I'm just going to give up!

Secret Santa's are $5 not bloody $20!

This stupid elf!!!

I. Am. Not. Coping!

2 f'ing dollars? Do it yourself!!!

If it's on a Friday night, you're not doing it!

Enjoy spending your birthday money on tupperware!

We don't use that word in our house!

Am I being rude or just assertive?

Is it ok to discipline other peoples kids?!

Don't bother with algebra you will NEVER need it!

Extracurricular activities - lets give it all up!

I have a new game - you're not going to like it!

I may only be 7 but I'm ready to leave home!

Try and explain THAT to your kids!

I missed you but now you can go back!

You think you don't need me? You're 7!

I'm a Mum, I have no dignity!

Who's the parent, me or you?!

Your birthday list is unrealistic, let me tell you what you want!

2 minute noodles it is, don't judge me!

The person you should be most scared of is me!

A week of gastro and I am moving out!

Why do you save the bad behaviour for when I get home?!

Sorry for leaving you waiting at the school gate again!

I'm going to be the main character in my life!

Think I'm embarrassing? You ain't seen nothing yet!

But what about the bad Dad's?!

Bad habits passed on!

Now I'm going to fill you in on ALL the shit I do!

I'm quitting the job of dance Mum!

Stop picking up my phone!!!

That my friend is next level lazy!!!

Treat my child badly and I will hunt you down (even if you are 9!)

Ok now I'm just going to sink to your level!

Sibling rivalry sucks!

The days are long, the years are short can I push pause?!

I can't cope with the full moon!

Move the god damn snack wrapper!

We're off to Iceworld!

Ok, social media is off!

You want to identify as a cat.... wtf?!

Sorry you're not invited!

Can camp go for a little longer?!

Have fun at school camp!

Bribery at it's absolute best!

Get out of the car!!!

I'm a bad mood so I'm taking you all down with me!

Another inappropriate conversation!

Sorry kids there's no food but there is alcohol so we're all good!

I need to be more organised?!!!

Your boobs droop, your bum sags & you wee yourself when you sneeze!

Driving with kids in the car is too dangerous!

These after school activities are not good times for me!

That's it, my last resort is the silent treatment!

I don't know the answer so I'm just going to cry!

What was I thinking when I volunteered for this?!

Great, now how do I get out of this empty threat?!!

Now I've told them they can't be untold!

The days are long, the years are short but this shit is real!

Ok, the Mum's need a holiday - is 6 months too long?!

I'm not eating breakfast but you have to!

Oh well, she'll only do it once!

What do you mean they need more sugar?!!

Ok, lets try and be a little less selfish!

Don't bribe your kids - that's all we do!

That's it, term 3 is cancelled!

I tried to save time, now look at the state of me!

No more empty threats!

Just because it's holidays doesn't mean you can eat crap!

There's too much expectation!

How do I navigate tough times with my kids on board?

I'm not a taxi driver!

I'm not answering anymore awkward questions!

Teenagers! We're doomed!

Ok I really am a bad Mum this week!

Right that's it, it's all going back to the shop!

Now I'm a tuckshop Mum!

No more cooking in this house!

She's sweet but a psycho!

You will wear those massive clown shoes, they need to last!

I need help!!!

If you don't cook, you don't eat!

I have to find a high school now?!!!

Hey kids, am I allowed to go out?!

We all need therapy!

Look back and remember I taught you that!

That couldn't be anymore inappropriate!

No more birthday lists

Have a glass of water & put a band aid on that fixes everything!

It's fruit not poison!

Just go to school!!!

Suck it up Princess not everyone has a dishwasher!

The bread is mouldy, the fruit is turning - here's your lunchbox!

Go outside and use your imagination!

I don't care who's watching I'm losing my mind!

I'm trying to be cool but it's not working!

I'm always listening!

Need sleep? Try this out!

I have no idea how to explain that!

Off you go, see you when the street lights come on!

You can't miss school today because I have a lunch planned!

The answer is no!

I'm sorry for not believing you're sick!

How about you make my lunch for a change?!

Bullying is a no go!

I hate the violin so I'm not paying for it!

I like that sport so you're going to do it too!

I'm not a bad Mum this time, I'm a terrible one!

We're setting them up to be weak!

I will literally sacrifice anything to stop the kid crying!

I'm a Mum, sometimes we have to eat mouldy bread!

I'm not a parent this weekend, sorry!

Pass it on to Nan, she'll fix it!

I will stand firm and call your bluff!

The days are long but the years are so short!

Watch out kids or you'll be homeless too!

That's your bed and you will lay in it!

I know it's a kids show but there needs to be less kids!

Do as you're told or the Cat gets it!

I taught you wrong, sorry it backfired!

Shit, I was so desperate for school to go back I forgot!

Sometimes it's good to argue!

Pregnancy wasn't about glowing it was about peeing myself!

We need some time apart!

Just be quiet!!!

Sorry the holidays were so boring, I'll make up for it now we're at the end!

I'm leaving my comfort zone for you!

Great way to make cash, now I'm taking my cut!

You don't get money, you get to live in this house!

We are never going to a restaurant again

Do I tell the truth or lie?!

You're not having an luxuries, you have to earn them!

Mum, what do you even do??!

That's it, I'm changing my name!

Start packing, we're on the move!

Kids, you're making new years resolutions too!

Screens are not our friends

No more lies, enough is enough!

Sorry doesn't cut it!

Here's your Christmas present but I don't want you to actually use it!

Elf on the shelf has Covid

Read the room!!!

Welcome to ear piercing hell!

Sorry kids, no more animated movies in this house!

Fussy eaters we're taking back control!

Just eat the rotten fruit, it's fine!

We're having a screen detox!

Give me some attention!

Kids we are going to eat our way around the world

Just wee in the bush kid!

To protect OR build resilience? That's the question

Operation I'm not your maid has started!

It's time to toughen up!

You can wear them with holes in, I'm not buying any more!

Why can't I spend my own birthday money?!

Why am I nicer to other peoples kids?!

No more sleepovers EVER!

Work hard at these subjects, don't worry about those!

Hiding from the kids

You are the most embarrassing parents ever!!!

You've got detention??!

Oh shit they get that from me!

We have to leave in 5 minutes!

Lets swap these roles around

It's going to charity not to you!!!

Oh so now you want homecooked food!

Sorry but we're culling the Christmas presents this year!

Don't start telling me how to dress!

You'll be fine with a homemade haircut!

Why can't I have a life too?!

Toughen up that's an ant sized problem!

Nagging is a skill parents learn at a very early age

I've had enough, I'm cutting the holiday short

That's not my job!

Sorry ma'am you can't take that onboard!

Flashback Friday - to the birth!

I forgot what's it's like to have a toddler!

You need to do more jobs!

The kids have hobbies but what about us?!

Ok, I accept my role is the fun police!

The plans are made but who's going to have the kids?!

The pets are going to die, that's just part of life

It's a baby shower, what harm could it do?

Quick just run, no one will know!

Where did I come from? Do you really want to know?!

I don't care if the rules have relaxed - not for us!

Round 1 FIGHT!

That's it, we need a lock on Netflix profiles!

I'm not providing any more education!

Just stop talking!!!

Let your friends educate you on that!

Now I'm going to have to censor the socials!

Please don't try and be helpful!

You can't sew and don't come back to the tuck shop!

It’s a trend but do not try it!

Some of us have it, some of us don't!

HOMESCHOOLING HELL!!!

If Mila Kunis is doing it, I am going to do it too!

Goodnight, Sleep well!

Flashback Friday - what we forgot about!

It has been six long years and the time has come!

I didn't even know there was an IGA close by!

Volunteered and accepted!

Between 10am- 12pm, sorry kids no eating!

Better late than never right?

I will allow that……

Don't mind me, I'm just fussing over your child here and not my own!

Rules change from time to time and that’s ok right?

We are never going camping again!

After last night we'll be watching movies ALL day!

The limit has been reached!

This one can’t be sugar coated unfortunately......

Just lock the bloody cat up!

Hats are done for us!

Is it too late to change?

Ok the notes just need to stop now!

Avoiding the dentist!

Just throw the costume together, you’ll be alright!

Separate now......

I'll take it second hand please!

School meeting items!

Nope, still don't understand what you're asking me!

Is that a used toy by chance?

Is it ok to let your kids feel embarrassed?

Whoops, wrong location choice!

It’s done, I am putting my foot down

I've got it under control!

Go to bed, I'll do the homework!

I don't know how to deal with you!

You lose it, that’s the end of it!

I see your true colours shining through

That is absolutely OUTRAGEOUS

I've got plenty of time to get ready, oh wait hang on I've got kids!

Why are all the kids sick right now?

It's your fault!

Use your fork!!!

What about the Grandparents?!

It's healthy? Ok cool you can have it!

Take me back to those toddler days, said no parent ever!

Don’t listen to me, I am just on repeat for the hell of it!

Day 1, term 2, lets hear it parents "HELL YES!!!!"

The self serve checkout is banned!

I don't even know what my parenting style is!

I'm lazy???!

I give up, parenting is hard!

I don't care if it's your favourite - it's banned!

You're laughing at me, not with me!

Long boozy lunch on a Friday, why not?

I will win at any cost!

Runaway, see how far you can go!

Flashback Friday - No I will not be taking my kids on my honeymoon!

No High school yet, that is ok right?

Scaredy-cat, Scaredy-cat

Yep it’s got to be a thing, there is something wrong with you!

When Toys Attack!

Comparison can be the thief of joy apparently….

Even adults are scared of this…….

Sorry for the lack of concern shown on my face but I have told you 100 times!

There are differences between laughing with you and laughing at you

Just be an influencer then!

Watch out for that........oh too late!

We are not being creative anymore!

Today I am sorting through dirty clothes and then returning them to your room!

Reflection is such a great parenting tool

Would you scare your kids for a laugh?

I'm so sorry I missed your concert!

Lets skip school today

That's it, we're banning homework!

Kids guess what? We are going on a holiday!

Does anyone actually like lunch preparation in the morning?

5 minutes maximum that’s it......

Check in, 20 minutes from now!

Go on, hand them over!

Go ahead and tell me a fib, I dare you.

Girls, I need to tell you the truth about Christmas!

Whoopsie you caught us out!

Massage a little longer please?

" Spend your Christmas money wisely", says every parent at this time of year

Ever felt like a caged animal in your own home.......?

Everyone has shoes two sizes too big for them!

Here's your pocket money.... now give it back!

Is it ok to influence my kids music taste?!

Sorry, there are no kids meals on this menu.......

Call me maybe.....

What rules?! It’s holidays for all of us

Who me? No I don’t break the law......

I don't believe your injury is real!

Can I ask the school to reschedule sports day?!!

I need a costume by tomorrow morning!

Flashback Friday - are birthday parties really for the kids or adults?!

Singing lessons after the dentist!

Throwing away toys and blaming husbands

Is it the year to be tight with the teacher's present?

Butterflies in my tummy!

This is the last resort, let’s scrap it!

Musical instruments are a must!

What Parent rep?!

Step away from the jacket!

That's fine, I will leave my undies on your bedroom floor

Selection process of friends

The concert was great, the wine was average!

Flashback Friday - to our first dance concerts

I bet you can’t find it……

Wait, you’re telling me NOW there is a Facebook group?!

Flashback Friday - to baby books & photo albums

Oops another follow up school email?!

The night before the birthday, when the whole house was asleep

Flashback Friday - to when the kids ate nothing!

Camp is always fun, you’re going!

I know it’s Sunday but you have to work!

Flashback Friday - dealing with head lice!

Is delegating Halloween duties even possible?

Lets chat! Periods, sex and doodles

Flashback Friday - to the days of face paint, need we say more?!

Getting shamed by a 7 year old is cool right?

Spending all the cash!

Flashback Friday - to uniform shopping

Introducing- Girls + Wine = Inappropriate Conversations

That saying means WHAT?!!

How low can I go?

Flashback Friday - to the days when the kids used their imaginations

So much sass!

Do you really like me?

Flashback Friday to when the kids realise they want to be like adults!

Winning a running race is the same as winning a spelling bee right?

Waiting for the worst to happen

Best of school holiday fun 3

Best of school holiday fun 2

Best of school holiday fun 1

Flashback Friday - the steps to teaching your kids personal hygiene!

Honey, I shrunk the clothes

Go back to bed, bad dreams can't hurt you!

30. Flashback Friday - relocating with kids

29. That's ok, I am a Mum

28. Can you actually refuse Mum jobs?

Flashback Friday to the days when you could leave the house fast!

Another important event missed by me

Drinking Red wine has consequences

Flashback Friday- from the moment you see your first baby for the very first time.

What is truly deemed as inappropriate?

No Chilli’s don’t burn too much

Flashback Friday - Flashing back to the first borns first birthday party

Avoiding that question for as long as possible.

But this is what I would do if and when the situation arises!

Flashback Friday to the first day of daycare!

No age permit required!

Punishments Galore...

Flashback Friday to when kids destroy everything

Yes I do have a ‘Mum Porn List’

No I will not help you!

Flashback Friday - Teaching your kids to talk.

Singing lessons after the dentist, you will be fine!

Do that again and the tooth fairy will not come!

Pregnancy -Flashback Friday

Threats that are completely unrelated.

This is how we build a good work ethic.

Little white lies and unrealistic threats -Flashback Friday

Labels for kids not allowed

Give me space

Travelling for the very first time with children -Flashback Friday

If I catch you, you’re in trouble.

Oh yeah that was definitely Dad.

Teaching them stuff -Flashback Friday

The real reason our pet is in heaven.

Am I losing my mind?

Making excuses for our kids -Flashback Friday

HELLO Extra Mile, I am here to go all the way.

Kids, get into bed, Mum has Netflix to watch.

Sleep Deprivation -Flashback Friday

There is always an easier one in the family.

Eat that and I will give you fifty.

Toilet training-Flashback Friday

Just hold still, it will not hurt that much

Laundry is closed today.

Flashback Friday

To sit and relax or fold the washing?

No threats, just removing anything that looks like fun.

Please love me, I am feeling neglected

Oh I am not sharing that……

Why was I not more present in the moment?

Would you classify that as inappropriate?

The Boundaries keep getting wider

School Time Kids

First and last sleepover ever!

Thank you for being so helpful but stop now

Iso Recap - Week 4 Homes schooling

Hurry Up and eat it!

You do not bush wee there!

ISO Recap - Surviving Week 3 Home schooling

Do not ask that question again!

I swear I didn’t fart it was my child

Still Banging on about it!

To risk it or not

Do it again and the fish gets it!

Screens on!

I have no idea what to do today

Mini Me

Back to school….. in 5 weeks!

Meditation for kids, it is a brilliant option for bedtime!

Birthdays in Iso

Blurred Days

Playing to my strengths as a parent

Pack your lunch boxes kids, it's home school time!

First week of home schooling and wow it is hard work

I Love ME time and I am not shy about it!

See your expectations, now lower them a little

Removing anxiety around the coronavirus for kids

Phones and kids do not mix

I create boundaries for a reason!

I know we have two kids, but one at a time works for me

No way am I reading that email!

Today kids we are learning about life

Who would have thought, doing homework in the back of the car would be that easy!

Is it wrong to watch the news when you have kids?

Wasn’t on my watch!

Competition and sport don’t mix!

Girls, I will choose what you wear!

Didn’t see that happen at all…..

Sick Again

When kids use Aussie slang, and the parent laughs

That's it, you will now miss out for 6 months!

Other parents kids (Hot Topic)

Pram Parking Spots

When the alarm clock goes off, it's bedtime!

Mum, what is a slave?

You have a phone now so it's your responsibility

Mum you are embarrassing us

Absolutely you can do tap dance

Caution Lego was not damaged in the making of this podcast!

Mum, did you drink wine for breakfast?

When using a flight safety card comes in handy

Step away from the boys!

Go outside and get dirty!

New Years Resolutions for being a parent

Home Alone

Listen here Mr Principal…..

Ok sometimes we just loose our minds!

Holiday Time…… Re-packing the bags is a favourite time!

The thought of raising teenage girls scares me……..

What ever you do put that library book down!

Just skip that part, it surely won’t hurt!

Who me, I would never lead you astray……

Rules are there for breaking, right?

’Tis the season to be jolly……

Insomnia is real when you're a parent

Me, Me, Me

Lacking Parent Inspo? Thats totally normal we all do it

Pimples, Boogies and Beauty

I want to be a cat lady when I grow up......

Choices, choices, choices!

What day is it again?

I don't care if you don't want to learn it, you're doing it.

Cue Rocky Balboa Music here!

HURRY UP!

Tantrums at 34 really are not cool!

No I will not clean that up!

But why……..

No if’s, buts, or in between…. IT’S YOUR TURN!

Pablo saves the day!

Oh hunny, we were just sleeping?

Sure you can have a sleepover

I do have my own life too

One week only

Back in the day when my kids were toddlers…..

No I will not line up! Travel codes for kids in different countries.

Nicknames for private parts

Should I or shouldn’t I let you listen to this podcast?

When you get caught out……

Breakfast and Lunch only served from now on!

When Dodgem cars attack!

Wash your hands or get worms, your choice!

This little thing is called personal space.

You have a maximum of 20 minutes!

Who me, have kids? No way!

It’s what day at school again?

No, No, No, the answer is clearly No!

Make sure you answer all the questions

Just re-use the same outfit again!

Social Media Monday

You can only do those activities because it suits me

Little girls don’t call it a fart

Wow look at the time, might have to wrap this one up

We made it, it's our 100th Episode!

Kids always share way too much information at kindy

Kids, it's obvious I won!

You are so not sick, I know it

Please let me take Stress Leave

Mondayitis?

Feel Good Friday

Maybe over exaggerating is not ideal with kids

Boobs, Boobs, Boobs

Post Natal Depression and why it’s more common than ever before

How to tackle kids with boredom

Dr Harvey Karp is our special guest this week and we are more than excited

The answer is NO!

Holidays, your strengths and weaknesses as a parent

Let me be alone for at least 3 minutes

What in the hell are they watching?

Falling pregnant isn't that hard, right? WRONG!

Does school camp have to end?

The book said what?

When the boogeyman comes alive

Oh no, these undies are 8 years old....

Yep we are responsible for raising lazy children

Ellsie, just eat the bloody bean!

If kids were smart, negotiation would start early in life

Puberty has hit!

'Absolutely you can fall out of the tree and break your arm', said no parent ever!

Some days, the drama of the kids is all too much

No worries at all, just freeze, that’s a better option.

Honey, turn around and just don’t watch for minute

It’s ok if they are dirty, wear them!

Help. Send Help!

Shower Time is always just so much fun!

Hungover for the whole of Mother's Day!

Do not call me your mate!

Eating in my car is banned!

No holding back

Have a drink of water, your leg will feel better.

I know you’re 15, but can I still dress you?

You want, you got it.

Sorry girls, No birthday parties this year!

Do I, don’t I, should I, shouldn’t I?

When I was a kid.......

Next holiday for our kids, 3rd world country!

Judgey Judgey

Do I really look like that when I am angry?

Kids lunches, how long is too long to make them in advance?

Just let them win, it's easier that way

Postnatal Depression was Rachel's Best Friend

How does the Iron work?

Is that all I am? A Mum?

Why do we feel the need to over share?

Raising Liars

Bribery is a bitch

Giving your time ends in disaster

Don’t ever have your own kids, said the mother to her children!

Anyone for a Sausage Smoothie?

Please don’t judge me for laughing at my kids

When you are so honest it makes it almost dishonest

I forgot the kids lunch!

The Boy who cried wolf, literally

Romance is in the air for Valentines Day

Ellsies raps to Nicki Minaj

The realisation when you can’t spell

‘Mum, why do you exercise so much?’

Marriage chats with a 3 yr old - Just take the ring

Common Sense - Does it even exist?

Not explaining the real world well!

Strong and Independent

When other kids have something your kids want!

To Do or not to DO

Welcome back to you all for 2019!

Schools out for summer!

End of Year Tiredness

Apparently Mum is Boring

Social Media and Kids..... When is it too early?

Kids bags and Airport security!

Can we be too honest as parents?

Dad’s have Father Guilt, it’s True!

Tears and the Royals

Dad is the word

Birds and the Bees

Lows of all lows

What time of the day is it?

Book Week!

Bullying the Bully’s

The Golden Child competition has started!

Motivational Inspiration for kids

Holidays are nearly over!

Survived another term and Toy trends!

Kids Toys, Conversations over heard and this is the 20th time I have told you

Remember there is always someone listening

Kids and games

Babysitters.... Routines, Rules and Negotiations

Kids on planes!

Times Tables Songs

Mum guilt!!!

Why are we always in a rush to get everywhere?!

What about the good Mum’s?

If you don’t stop that I’ll .......

Positive parenting is rubbish!