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All Episodes

Who’s Got Time for the News? — 88 episodes

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1

Daylight Savings bill, sniffing chocolate and AI stock for homes

2

Trash sold, dye free M&Ms, man sucked out of plane window

3

Waymo narking, spitting in food, and Frances anti fast fashion

4

A million little stories

5

Just&t married, Ronaldo, and a woman who found love

6

America time capsule, T-Rex purse and pet AI

7

No child support no entry, loud people and meta glasses

8

Pizza Hut and a bunch of random facts

9

Bunnie and Jelly Roll 2.0, flip phones and mascot drug busts

10

JellyRoll divorce, 40 year old goalie, rats on a plane

11

Own goal, cat kidnap, 108mph ticket

12

28 year old posing as high schooler, bees brains and AI

13

Tswift chair, roaches and AI bots

14

Instagram plus, Prince album and Potato head

15

Fetty Wap, lost wallets and a baseball blunder

16

Lost items in Ubers, good mosquitos, and a spelling bee champ

17

Coffee, Sports News and Patches’s Ashes

18

Tickets, tickets, and Kit Kats!

19

Yankees new bats, babysitter finds man under bed, Breastmilk flavored ice cream

20

Constipated airline passenger, $550 egg, and the worlds longest basketball game

21

George Foreman facts, most expensive dog sold, Joe Exotic’s new plea to the government

22

Buildings made of bottles, mooning tourists, and Starbucks to pay $60 million in settlement

23

Book flavored pudding, beer flavored Pringles, woman stops would be robber

24

Vegetable orchestra, Southwest to charge for bags, Josh Allen contract

25

Miami Street names, Woolly Mammoth coming back, man shoots himself in foot

26

DoorDash pocketed tips, Harry Styles ran Tokyo marathon and 2 stories about doughnuts

27

JFK underwear sold at auction for $9k, Fyre Festival 2 and App that makes you touch grass

28

Stolen lottery ticket, Yankees allowing facial hair and Celsius purchasing Alani Nu

29

MLB pitcher hit in head, 2 KY stories and Coco-Cola to launch prebiotic soda

30

Smell of Mummies, Shoplifters punishment, and Tiger urine for sale

31

An American in Pakistan, price of eggs, and a dam!

32

Apple vs Partiful, Woman swindles husband to sell kidney, and miracle shark

33

AliExpress bamboozled customer, two zoo stories and the carnivore diet

34

Mac Miller album, crown of ribs, Coors rebrand

35

Brad Pitt scammer, AI companion robot dolls, and pizza delivering police

36

Tattooing a 9 year old, 100 year old employee and benefits of coffee

37

Girl Scout Cookies, Tik Tok purchase, and CA wildfires

38

Golden Globes recap, Breaking bad house for sale, lion keeper video

39

Italian accents, fake band member, and Usher

40

Party City closing, a murder solved by Google and CNN Hero Award

41

Golden Globes million dollar gift bag, Will Ferrell and snowman arms for sale

42

Tom Cruise, squirrel brains and Taco Bell chicken nuggets

43

Grace O’Malley leaving Barstool, Bill Belichick to UNC, and traveler busted again

44

Joe Burrow’s house broken into, Jets losing season and Tokyo 4 day work week

45

Nursing home couple, $197 million in bonuses, and saxophones on a plane

46

Millions from the Mets, Hollywood, and Spanish Scrabble

47

Mafia nun, SNL paychecks and memecoins

48

United Healthcare CEO, Spotify wrapped stats, and rollercoasters

49

Lawyer model, word of the year, dead man actually alive

50

Tackling pastor, found hiker and pizza flavored wine

51

No more Blue Man, a binge eating man, and marathon running robodog

52

Accounting mistakes and two stories about unhinged influencers

53

Buried treasure, man faked his death, and burial for an SUV

54

Pizza warmer, Jaguar rebrand, shifting poles

55

A squatter, an eviction notice and an Instagram update

56

Dogs, Art and Celebrity look alikes

57

Fighting, Rapping and Insurance Fraud

58

Guinea pigs, Billionaire babies and birth in an airport

59

Sleep pods, bakery mom, and school of rock love

60

Mattel mix up, forever young jellyfish, and Sak’s canceling Christmas

61

Limited miles, hospitalized man forced to come to bank, and retired breakdancer

62

Escaped monkeys, Subway art and Zach Bryan Brianna Chickenfry breakup explained

63

3 stories about suing people

64

Limits on flushing, magical mud, and TGI Fridays

65

NYC Marathon, banned crocs, and banned pets

66

6 stories to take you into the weekend

67

Kidney Donation, Free Chicken Sandwiches, and the Rockefeller tree

68

Lucky lottery winner, Sodas, and Listeria outbreak update

69

Uncrustables, McDonald’s ice cream machines, and space sales

70

Fraud, Food Poisoning, and Prada space suits

71

Goldfish rebrand, Clippers Arena, and Body bags

72

Geese, Lunch stipends and Magnolia Bakery

73

Concussions, quick hugs and no flushing

74

Dreams, a nightmare, and personal pizza

75

Vacuums, Rubik’s Cube, and Burglars

76

Chips, Home Depot and the World’s Largest Pumpkin

77

Whale Robots, Purple Whoppers and Sexual harassment

78

LinkedIn, Kmart and Crocs

79

MET theme, Nadal and Northern Lights

80

Dead bodies, the Lottery and Mountain Dew

81

Bears, Beers and expensive flights

82

Cars, Cookies and a life saving pup

83

Merriam, Murders and Blessings

84

October 4, 2024: Episode 5

85

All about Animals

86

Episode 3: October 2, 2024

87

Rose, Rats and (baby) Reindeer

88

Pilot Episode