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Episode 147: "Maximum Break" (with Dave Steele and Michael McCann)

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Episode 146: “Ice melts and rocks exist”

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Episode 145: “Are you an egg man?” (with Michael McCann)

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Episode 144: “Beak on the box”

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Episode 143: “Nobel, no charisma, no chance”

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Episode 142: “The bad beef years are coming”

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Episode 141: “A man of the soil”

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Episode 140: “A Full Three”

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Episode 139: “The Screaming Dog”

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Episode 138: “Neuroscientist and Friends” (with Carys Eleri)

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Episode 137: “I can smell the memory of a horse”

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Episode 136: "A face with a balloon drawn on"

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Episode 135: “A slug, a cow, a rabbit and a train.”

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Episode 134: “The Fish Adventure”

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Episode 133: "Accidental Movie Episode"

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Episode 132: “A full three tube meal”

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Episode 131: “Nine pence a tooth”

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Episode 130: “Our intention is to never disappoint”

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Episode 129: "Christmas Special 3: Drinking cosmetics for attention" (with Dave Steele, Michael McCann & Dan Mitchell)

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Episode 128: “Cat capsule. Catsule.”

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Episode 127: “Dairylea but goaty”

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Episode 126: “Taxiing Zippy around”

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Episode 125: “My awful outputs”

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Episode 124: "Your only potato"

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Episode 123: “The Love Pug”

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Episode 122: “Bald and wearing a crash helmet in Ladbrokes”

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Episode 121: “Halloween Special”

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Episode 120: “Enforced with curse”

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Episode 119: “Monkey of honor”

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Episode 118: “Organic Nasal Stimulation”

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Episode 117: “The creepiest of the spaghettis” (with Dave Steele)

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Episode 116: “Knock up a squirrel”

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Episode 115: "Weeping"

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Episode 114: “You do one, two, or nein”

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Episode 113: "The jazz of reading"

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Episode 112: “The feeling of iron”

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Episode 111: “Consider drifting to Baglan”

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Episode 110: "I love my wife"

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Episode 109: “Ugly things are important” (with Charlie Webster)

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Episode 108: “The spirit of rock’n’roll as embodied by this rabbit”

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Episode 107: “What is a sport?”

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Episode 106: "Goalposts made of rainbows"

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Episode 105: "Damp is damp"

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Episode 104: "Give my hat money to the originator"

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Episode 103: "You are the vibe" (with Michael McCann)

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Episode 102: “Soft Fanged Saddo”

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Episode 101: "Gazumped by Wellard" (with Dave Steele and Michael McCann)

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Episode 100: “Fax machine tongue” (with John Rain)

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Episode 99: “Space mushrooms? Great!”

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Episode 98: “I sneak in and eat the cheese, I love the cheese"

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Episode 97: "Pantyhose Piggy-bank"

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Episode 96: “Dashboard Cucumbers”

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Episode 95: “Gassing away” (with Mat Troy)

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Episode 94: "Well cool, real cool"

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Episode 93: “Classic Mellor”

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Episode 92: “Crime and Punishment Special” (with Dan Mitchell)

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Episode 91: “Neglect is a word”

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Episode 90: “Scab sharks, boo”

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Episode 89: “His anatomy is strange”

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Episode 88: “Mrs Smith’s Boogie Wonderland”

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Episode 87: “You are a snitzer-snotz baby”

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Episode 86: “Can your car do this?”

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Episode 85: “Good evening, Lady Aga Khan”

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Episode 84: “Serve an orange Simon”

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Episode 83: "Fuzzy astro vibes"

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Episode 82: “Moussaka with Edward”

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Episode 81: “The insight to words ratio is off”

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Episode 80: “Wire up the toilet”

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Episode 79: “Air B&B for Draculas”

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Episode 78: "Throbbing Spreadsheet - The Second Annual Report" (with Dave Steele)

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Episode 77: “Christmas Special 2: Christmas Roadshow” (with Liam Schewitz, Dan Thomas, Sarah Breese and Carys Eleri)

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Episode 76: “Mousey goodness”

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Episode 75: "Pumpkin Spice Imperium"

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Episode 74: “Release the Bishop”

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Episode 73: “The imaginative world of twins”

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Episode 72: "I don't like a wet slimer"

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Episode 71: "A beautiful bollard"

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Episode 70: “Chewy drink/Slippery drink" (with Sarah Breese)

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Episode 69: “Car door binbag”

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Episode 68: “Follow the crisp literature”

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Episode 67: “Sad beef and fat onion”

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Episode 66: “Bag lips” (with Michael McCann)

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Episode 65: “Some mothers would like a dining experience”

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Episode 64: “Laserquack”

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Episode 63: “Smash it all together and hope for the best”

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Episode 62: “Clive Cough Clough: The Inevitable Distress.” (with Trevor Williams)

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Episode 61: “A full brick of British Butter”

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Episode 60: “Toto’s wormy wood”

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Episode 59: "All my work is plus birds"

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Episode 58: "Governance by Thunderdome" (with Drew Davies)

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Episode 57: “A 3x3 Grid of Gail Platt”

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Episode 56: “Double bagged for its protection”

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Episode 55: “Graffiti Special”

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Episode 54: "The loaves and fishes caper" (with Liam Schewitz)

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Episode 53: “They’re all circles or rods”

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Episode 52: “Distressingly pink. Unnecessarily pink”

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Episode 51: “Little stinking old worm”

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Episode 50: ”Bookboy vs Wasp-Pope“ (with Dan Thomas)

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Episode 49: "It's Terminal: The Musical"

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Episode 48: “If it’s green, it’s on”