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You Can't Do That — 240 episodes

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#225: It's Curtains, Girl!

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#224: Not Ovi Til It's Ovi

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#223: Problematic Age Caps

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#222: Farewell to the Friendship Factory

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#221: Wife War

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#220: Livestreaming At The Bone Church

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#219: Bobblehead Graveyard

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#218: A Convenient European

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#217: Four Sauces, One Haircut

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#216: The Flower of His Pesthood

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#215: The Messarounds

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#214: Chilly Dogg

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#213: Forward-Facing Dingus

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#212: Eau du Knockoff

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Official Trailer: Season 9

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#211: Meme-Fodder Boys

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#210: Recreational Kvetching

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#209: Open For Swedeness

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#208: Limber Groin

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#207: A Slightly Different Time Loop

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#206: Spiders Ovi

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#205: The Coachmancy

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#204: Goof And Goofus-er

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#203: Freaked Up

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#202: Minion City, USA

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#201: Too Much, Too Much, Too Many Men

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200th Episode Retrospective Extravaganza

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#200: The Locker Room Milieu

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#199: Hot-n-Ready Spirit

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#198: One (1) Nut November

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#197: Pervert For Pittsburgh

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#196: Amulet4Amulet

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#195: The Boy Locators

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Official Trailer: Season 8

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#194: Sleeper Freak

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#193: Connor McMeltdown

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#192: Scoot Suit

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#191: The Gunk

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#190: Takes Two To Scam-Tango

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Bonus #32: Playoffs Bracketeering [TEASER]

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#189: Goalie Existentialism

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#188: Bobbleheist

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#187: Swaddle The Bruiser

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#186: Longing To Shroom

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#185: Third-Place Pretty Girl Syndrome

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#184: Kingdom Phylum Animal Rectangle

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#183: Cap Trick

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#182: The Banality of Bureaucratic Evil

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#181: Large Talk

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#180: Revolutionary Allyship

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#179: Can't Spell "Gary" Without "Gay"

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#178: A Bird Has Sung Today

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#177: Slut Bouquet

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#176: Our Hero, Whomst

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#175: The Presidents' Cursey Troph

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#174: Entwined In Suckitude

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#173: Wear The Gay Shirt, Bigot!

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#172: Boba Grunge Battle Clowns

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#171: Balms For Lost Boys

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#170: Kindred Potatoes

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UNLOCKED Bonus: Just A Little Love Bot (2020)

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#169: Dunk That Donk

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#168: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, F*cked Up

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#167: Jordan Eberle (Taylor's Version)

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#166: Slam The Last Dance

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#165: Unsuccessful Pattern Mixing

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#164: Staal Blindness

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#163: Business Eagle Altruism

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#162: Dropouts, Quitters, and Sagittarians

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#161: Spiritually Booed

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#160: TJ Oshie's Map To The Stars

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Official Trailer: Season 6

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#159: A Special Dilf Treat

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#158: Twinkophobia

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#157: Absolutely Pompoozled

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#156: A Meaty Little Mouthful

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#155: Havegoodday Pretyman

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#154: Department Of Player Suffering

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#153: Sex Negative

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#152: A Variety Pack Of Stone-Cold Freakos

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#151: Shrieking Screeching Eagle

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#150: Mr. Bitch

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#149: Tough Times For Toddlers

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#148: Chugging The Friendship Wine

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#147: Nut Bustington

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#146: Kuzy's Hand Tattoo Island

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#145: Snake Caper

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#144: What Makes A BoyMan?

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#143: Crush You, Crumpets

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#142: Feel'd Day

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#141: Right-Click-Save That Ape

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#140: Cryptid Internship

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#139: Through A Wormhole Darkly

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#138: The Chicago Bootleggers

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#137: Bitcoins In A Metaverse Wishing Well

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Bonus: Merry Happy Hockey Goopsmas

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#136: Bitter, Immoral, Godless

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#135: The Spankies

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#134: Peak Bestie

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#133: Who Bites?!

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#132: Kid Rock's Little Caesars Emporium

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#131: On The Verge Of Tasteless

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#130: Kinda Fun! Also Grim

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#129: Enemy (American)

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#128: tHe MiAsMa oF HoRRoR

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#127: Mise En Trash

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#126: Tkachuksa Nostra

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#125: The Elephant Vacuum

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#124: Assigned Meat At Birth

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#123: Load-Bearing Paper Dolls

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#122: What's The Mitchuation?

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#121: Gatekeeping Flip Cup

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#120: O Bettman, My Bettman

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#119: The Vibe's In Hell

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#118: Born On The Floor

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#117: Cinched It

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#116: Follicle Watch 2021

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#115: Acceptance Pod

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#114: Beard Benching

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#113: The McNugget Manscape

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#112: Eau du Heterosexuál

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#111: Eyes Wide Shut For Bros

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#110: Debunk THIS

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#109: Cruller Of The Month

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#108: Horse Girls Are Face Blind

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#107: Canuck Cuck for Tkachuk

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#106: S*per B*wl S*turday

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#105: Colleague (Well Regarded)

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#104: Contemporize Your Shtick!

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#103: Older, Bigger, Kinder

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#102: Jams In The Stable

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#101: Dicking Around

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#100: A Postmodern Breakdown

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#99: Drunk Histories

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#98: World-Eating Thighs

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Official Trailer: Season 4

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#97: Time Warp! Penguins @ Capitals, 2/7/2010

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#96: Teen Freaks Can't Thrive (Listener Questions 2020)

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#95: Brains Like Jordan Almonds

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#94: Are You Afraid Of Free Agency?

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#93: The Disneyland of Ass

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#92: Severe Teacher Voice

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#91: A Home For Wayward Finns

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#90: On Too Much Of One

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#89: Chekhov's TK

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#88: The Shallow Well of Patience

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#87: Simps For Ted

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#86: If It Sucks...Hit Da Bricks

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#85: Too Much Exposition

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#84: Hotel Whomst

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#83: The Lisa Vanderpump Canon

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#82: Gay Baby Jail

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#81: Game Commentary

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#80: Coastal Foraging For Razor Clams

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#79: Ah! Sounds Mighty Right

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#78: Welcome To The Void

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#77: Disasterpod!

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#76: Untitled Gusev Game

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#75: Leafed It!

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#74: Catfight In A Junkyard

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#73: The One With All The Rats

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#72: Consolation Crime

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#71: A Good Bi Week

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#70: F#$&*d-Up Under-Rock Bugs

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#69: Nice.

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#68: Very Informed Punditry

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#67: Gremlin On The Shemlin

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#66: Going Fast, Huge

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#65: An Egg For Everyone

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#64: The San Jose Wife Guys

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#63: Shenanigannery

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#62: Ev-kevin/Kev-geny

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#61: Hot Dumb Hockey University

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#60: John Carlson Cannot Twerk.

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#59: The Snickscourse

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#58: TLV (Tender Loving Vengeance)

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#57: Welcome Meat

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#56: Abs All The Way Down

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#55: A Very Dope Cocoon

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#54: Spiritual Veneers

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Bonus: A Bull Named Captain Obvious (feat. Jason Rogers)

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#53: YCDT's Senior Hockeys Sanctuary (Listener Questions 2019)

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#52: A Pleasant Fiction

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#51: Alexa, Play Pitbull

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#50: Projected Misery

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#49: Spooking A Hunk

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#48: Oh, And Your Kids Are Ugly

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#47: This Episode Is Not Called "Sex Cousins"

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#46: Powerwashed

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#45: Loose Noodles

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#44: The Ferda Metric

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#43: Mea Hornimus Culpa

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#42: Alabama Baby Thot

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#41: Cat Law and Sunfish

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YCDT Is Now On Patreon!

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#40: Nobody Asked, Jeff.

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#39: Evgeni Malkin's Borscht Palace and Sushi Bar

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#38: White Wine On An ATV

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#37: Overrate This A$$

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#36: The Dirtbag Triad

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#35: Brittle Twizzler

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#34: All By Myself Dot MP3

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#33: Is THIS A Handsome Man??

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#32: @NotAPenguin78

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#31: The Desert of Whoms

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#30: Sympathy For The Overdog

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#29: Jumbo Jamie

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#28: Kids And Their Devices

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#27: A Hard Left Back to Chaos Town

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#26: Andre Burakovsky's Growth Mindset Affirmation of the Week

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#25: Arena Mood Lighting

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#24: How To Neg A Man

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#23: Capital L "Like" Capital T "That"

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#22: Severe Magician Face

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#21: Normcore Passing

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#20: Someone's Canuck-in' At Your Door

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#19: Halloween? Or Niche Torture??

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#18: D***y Desensitization

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#17: Listener Questions!

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#16: The Ballad of Nicke & Ovi

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#15: A Goat Named War Games (feat. Jason Rogers)

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#14: Weekend At Backy's

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#13: Hashtag Feminine Features

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#12: Soft Filters and Star Wipes

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#11: Fizzing Like A Rocket Pop

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#10: Thanks, Zodiac Hockey Dot Com

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#09: F Is For "Family of Werewolves"

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#08: Playing For Love (And Spite)

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#07: Chess on a Hockey Plane

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#06: Appreciate Our Daughter!!

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#05: Enthusiastic Licking Consent

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Bonus: Hockey Chirps Hall of Fame

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#04: Golf. Space. My Dog.

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Bonus: Hockey Coven As

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#03: No Ethical Consumption Under Late-Stage NHL

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Bonus: A Little ‘Stitious

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#02: Schrödinger's Dick

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Bonus: Pitch Hockey 2 Me

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#01: Upsies For Fifi!

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