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You Orns! — 148 episodes

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"There's Only One Team In Yellow!": Semedo Gives Canaries The Blues Late

2

Jingle Bells On Boxing Day: Hornets Checkmate The Foxes At The King Power

3

Pezzolano Out, Sangria Javi In!!

4

Defending Paolo Pezzolano After Watford's Character Rises Again At Pompey

5

Watford Show Second Half Character And Resilience To Sting The Tigers

6

Watford Fightback Against Saints And Sinners At The Vic

7

At Swansea, A Point Gained For Watford - Not Two Points Dropped

8

Walking In A Luca Wonderland Against QPR

9

Charlton, For Starters (Charlton 1, Watford 0)

10

Remembering Graham Taylor; Dan Bachmann's Long-Term Absence; Character And Challenges Amidst A Continuing Watford Slump

11

Cleverley's Magical Vic Carpet Ride Ends At 17; Watford's Mini-Slump--And Solutions

12

Rocco Vata Is The Late Late Show In A Boxing Day Tempest; 'Orns Sweet Seventeen

13

Watford Burn Out At Burnley; Racism Allegations At Turf Moor; A Christmas Poem For Watford FC

14

Golden Greatness And A Magic Carpet Ride At The Vic For Clevs & Co

15

Watford FC Going Swimmingly With A Golden Run And Confidence

16

Four Ls: Luton, Leeds, Loss, Loss; In Defence Of Daniel Bachmann (And Jonathan Bond)

17

Watford "Hart" And Soul: Character Hornets Corral Boro At The Vic; Watford Women Roll On; Melis Mehmet's Comeback

18

Five Alive Golden Greatness! The Hornets Fly High And Perfect; Hector Gets Her First Win As WFC Women's Head Coach; Evaluating Watford's Summer Transfer Window

19

What A 100 Percent Watford Week! The Golden Boys Go 3 For 3 To Start The 2024-25 Season

20

Watford FC 2023-24: The Season That Was(n't)

21

Watford FC Get A Bore Draw v Preston; And Fooled At West Brom

22

Ground Control For Major Tom At The Vic On Good Friday

23

Cool For Clevs! Watford FC Break Free And Win At St. Andrews

24

This Carnival Of Chaos At Watford FC: Val Sacked, Clevs Backed

25

Lions Roar, Hornets Poor At Millwall; Val Ismael And This Strange Ryan Andrews Situation

26

Vicarage Road As The Ninth Circle Of Hell For The Golden Boys

27

Watford Women Find A Winning Way; Watford Men Find A Win At Rotherham

28

Saints And Sinners, Losers And Winners

29

Emmanuel Dennis: The Next Episode

30

Watford Get A Very Good Point At Bristol City Amidst Defensive Malaise

31

Watford At The Double - The Golden Boys' Winning Ways Roll On

32

Watford Start 2024 Showing Character, Not Defense, In Pulsating 3-3 Thriller At Plymouth

33

Watford Stung By Stoke (And A Ridiculous Referee); Evaluating Watford FC 2023

34

Watford's Christmas Turkey Hangover: Bristol City Knock The Stuffing Out Of The Hornets

35

Hornets Halfway Home, With Lots Of Lancashire Love For Christmas

36

Watford Men Get A Split Decision, Watford Women Get Emphatic At Saints

37

Yellow Buzz: Watford Subdue The Tigers At The Kcom

38

"There's Only One Team In Yellow!" Golden Boys Bounce Back In Comeback Style Against Norwich

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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...Watford Win Away!

40

Commitment And Competence Lacking Once More As Watford Fall Again, This Time At Sunderland: The Issues And Solutions

41

Viva Val! Ismael Gets Contract Extension; Watford Lose At Home To Boro

42

Lost Day In Leeds For Halted Hornets

43

Twenty-Three Minutes Of Raining Cats, Dogs And Goals As Watford Hold West Brom 2-2 At The Vic

44

Watford Walk Victorious! Winning Ways Return To The Vic As The Golden Boys Rub The Bluenose In It

45

Sky's The Limit As Watford Get Held By The Sky Blues At The CBS Arena; The Golden Girls Fight Valiantly In Defeat At London City

46

Golden Boys Slump To Defeat Against Blackburn, Golden Girls Fight Back Against Durham

47

Golden Boys' Ghost Show At The Bet 365 As Stoke Edge Past A Largely Invisible And Individualistic Watford

48

Deadlock Holiday In Game 2 At The Vic As Watford And Plymouth Battle To A 0-0 Draw

49

Val And The Watford Boys Are Goal-Den On Day One At The Vic As The Hornets Romp The R's 4-0

50

New Season, New Work Ethic? Watford FC Men And The Key To Something Better; Watford Women And A Nucleus For Championship Success

51

Watford Women Are Promoted! (And A Week Later That Lot Up The M1 Are, Too)

52

Watford Men's First Team Snatch A Draw From The Jaws Of Victory At Sunderland; Watford Women Beat Oxford To Stay In The Frame For A Title; Joao Pedro's Future Looks Bright-on

53

Tigers Roar, Hornets Bore As Watford's Men Slump To Another Defeat; Watford's Women Battle For The Shirt In Cup Final Loss; Tommy Mooney Fails; Ben Manga And The Future At Watford

54

"This 'Team' Is Not A Team" - WFC Head Coach Chris Wilder, After Watford Fall On Their Sword To Bottom Four Cardiff At The Vic

55

Watford Beat Bristol City But The Club Loses In The Graham Taylor Stand At Vicarage Road

56

Simple Maths: Two Dropped Opportunities In Four Days Equals No Wins For Watford

57

Derby Day Debacle As A Passionate Rob Edwards-Inspired Luton Handle Lifeless Rob Edwards-less Watford

58

Jekyll And Watford Once Again Against A Bottom-Three Side At The Vic: Watford 1, Wigan 1

59

Watford's Wild Things Won The Night With Heart, Soul, Grit And Britt At The Vic

60

No Wilder Effort From Watford As Name Of The Game Remains The Same: Beach

61

An Owner Who Once Shined Now Embarrasses Watford Football Club And Is Mugging Off The Club's Fanbase - Slaven Sacked, Wilder's Whirlwind

62

Low-Intensity Hornets Lose Their Sting Against Preston At The Vic

63

Blades Cut Down The Hornets On Choppy Grass At Bramall Lane

64

Watford's Wild, Wacky, Wonderful Win Over West Brom: Commitment, Confidence, Character And Resilience Gets The Hornets Over The Line

65

Heartbreak Hotel For Hornets At Turf Moor As A Late, Late Lapse In Defensive Fundamentals Haunt Them On Valentine's Night: Burnley 1, Watford 1

66

Hornets Held At Home By Blackburn: Watford 1, Blackburn 1; Watford Playoff Prospects; Stalwarts Return Like New Signings To The First Team

67

Watford Fall Short At The Finish Line At Reading, Throwing Away Three Points: Reading 2, Watford 2

68

Basic, Unforced Errors As Watford Are Erased By Middlesbrough At The Riverside: Boro 2, Watford 0

69

Watford And Rotherham Dance To A Standoff At The Vic: Watford 1, Rotherham 1 - Precision And Directness Lacking As Opportunities Go Begging

70

Tobi Tops The Tangerines: Adeyemo's Dream Comes True At The Vic - Watford 2, Blackpool 0

71

Wonderful Watford Nip Norwich As A New Year Starter: Norwich 0, Watford 1 - Commitment, Courage, Character

72

Gino And The Golden Boys Don't Care: The Hornets' Swansea Surrender In South Wales - Swansea 4, Watford 0

73

Boxing Day Debacle: Millwall Do The Double, Knocking Out Watford 2-0 At The Vic

74

Hornets Hound Huddersfield On Humberside: Terriers 0, Watford 2; Watford Women Power On In The FAWNL Cup; Joao Pedro's Inevitable Summer Exit

75

Deadlock Holiday At Vicarage Road As Watford and Hull Stagger To A Chilly 0-0 Draw; The Mercurial Ismaila Sarr Goes AWOL

76

Helen "Wardie" Ward Goes 151 Not Out For Watford; Ismael Kone Signs For The Hornets; Watford In Spain And At The World Cup And Soon, Back To Business

77

Stalemate At The Gate: Bristol City And Watford In A Dreary 0-0 Deadlock

78

Joao Pedro Powers Watford As They Rule The Royals At The Vic: Watford 2, Reading 0

79

Watford's Golden Boys Get Clipped By The Sky Blues At The Vic: Watford 0, Coventry 1

80

Three On The Spin: The Golden Boys Beat The Bluebirds In South Wales - Cardiff 1, Watford 2

81

Watford Win At Wigan Late For Their First Back-To-Back Wins Of The Season: Wigan 0, Watford 1

82

Afternoon Delight! Watford Batter The Hatters Up And Down The M1: Watford 4, Luton 0

83

Millwall Maul The Horrendous Hornets At The Den: Millwall 3, Watford 0

84

Workmanlike Watford Clip The Canaries At Vicarage Road: Watford 2, Norwich 1

85

Orange Crush At Bloomfield Road: Watford Punished By Blackpool's Purpose And Persistence - Blackpool 3, Watford 1

86

Sticky Watford Wicket At The Vic As A Steadfast Swansea Steal All Three Points Late: Watford 1, Swansea 2

87

Four-Star Watford Sting The Potters On A Warm Sensational Sunday In Stoke: Stoke 0, Watford 4

88

Watford FC Head Coach Rob Edwards Sacked By Faded Prizefighter Gino Pozzo; Slaven Bilic Is The New Gaffer At The Vic

89

Hornets And The Black Cats Duel To A Stalemate At The Vic: Watford 2, Sunderland 2

90

Blackburn Rovers Go Bowling Against A Static Watford Defence And Knock It Down: Blackburn 2, Watford 0

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Watford Held In A New York Groove In Rotherham: Rotherham 1, Watford 1

92

Vakoun The Victorious Vanquishes Middlesbrough As Watford Get The W On Vic 100 Night - Watford 2, Boro 1

93

Hoops Run Rings Around Hornets At The Vic: Watford 2, QPR 3

94

The Dons Do Watford: MK Dons Pull Watford's Pants Down At The Vic In The Carabao Cup

95

Deadlock At Deepdale: Preston 0, Watford 0 - The Golden Boys Are Goalless But Stay Golden And Undefeated

96

Parity Prevails As Profligate Watford Fail To Finish Off Deeney's Birmingham At St. Andrews: Birmingham 1, Watford 1

97

Watford Get Over The Line With Ten - Plus The Watford Faithful: Watford 1, Burnley 0

98

West Brom Fail To Make Watford Pay, As The Hornets Take The Baggies' Lunch Money At The Hawthorns: WBA 1, Watford 1

99

Rob And The Lads Get It Right On The Night: One Game, One Goal, One Win - Watford 1, Sheffield United 0

100

Watford Stride In To A New Era Under Rob Edwards And The Vic 100 Celebration: You Orns! 2022-23 Season Preview And Prediction

101

Reviewing And Quickly Forgetting A Horrid, Disastrous And Calamitous Watford Premier League Season

102

Five For Leicester, Pain For Watford FC Fans And A Non-Existent Team At The Vic In The Sorry Season Home Finale

103

La Penultima: Watford Get The Point Across (So Do The Watford Fans) Against Everton At The Vic

104

It's Over As Classless Easy Money Roy Has The Last Laugh Sticking The Knife In A Passionate Watford Fan Base And A Lifeless, Relegated Team

105

...And The Wind Cries Relegation (Championship Imminent And Incoming For Watford FC)

106

Emerald Green Just Isn't Mean At The Etihad: The Kit Is Not Fit As Manchester City Stomp The Green Hornets

107

Cobblestones And Fiddlesticks At The Vic: Ten Consecutive Home Defeats For Championship-Bound Watford (And How They Got There)

108

Watford Throw Their Premier League Lives Away Against Leeds; The Errant Ways Of Watford FC (And Better, Alternative Approaches To The Fanbase)

109

Bold, Battling, Confident Watford FC Fall Just Short At Anfield

110

On A Win And A Prayer At St. Mary's: Watford Walk The Walk With A Character-Building Win At Southampton

111

Howling Wolves, And Watford On The Beach At Molineux: Wolves 4, Watford Didn't Turn Up

112

In The Cold Light Of A Sad Sunday At The Vic: Watford 2, Arsenal 3

113

In The Cool Light Of A Dry Draw In Manchester: Clean Sheet Number Three In Six Games For Roy's Boys As Watford Hold On At Old Trafford

114

A Woeful Watford Wednesday To Swiftly Forget As Palace Punish Their Former Boss And His New Team

115

In The Golden Glow Of A Watford Win: Aston Villa 0, Watford 1 - Watford Get Their First Win Since November 2021

116

In The Cold Light Of Sixteen Premier League Losses: Watford FC, The Players And The Fans

117

In The Unlucky Light Of Watford Wednesday: West Ham Get A Win Deflecting From Watford's Stellar Defensive Display

118

In The Warm Light Of Clean Sheet Monday: Roy's Boys Get Watford's First Clean Sheet In The Premier League Since February 2020

119

In The Cold Light Of The January Watford Window

120

In The Warm Light Of Watford Wednesday: Ranieri Out, Roy Hodgson In -- And Welcome Back Ray Lewington!

121

In The Cold Light Of Friday Night - The Twilight Zone At The Vic: Watford Hold Themselves Hostage At Home Against Norwich

122

In The Warm Light Of A Watford Draw At Newcastle: Joao Pedro's Joy And The Glory Of The SKK Group

123

Unhappy New Year's Day At The Vic As Tottenham Steal Watford's Lunch Money At The Bitter End

124

A Wild, Wonderful And Woeful 2021: The Watford FC Year That Was And Wasn't

125

In The Cold Light Of Watford Friday Night: The Despair Of Despicable Defending Spells Defeat At Brentford

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In The Cold Light Of Watford Sunday: Watford Smothered By Manchester City; And Now The Real Premier League Season Begins

127

Ranieri's Two Blue Exes

128

In The Golden Glow Of Watford Win Day: Watford Wax Manchester United 4-1 At The Vic

129

Just A London Colney Monday (And That's Not Sunday) - In The Cold Light Of Watford's 1-0 Defeat At Over-The-Fencers Arsenal

130

In The Cold Light Of Watford Sunday: Watford 0, Southampton 1, The Watford Defence As A Sticky Wicket Or, Free Room And Board Saturdays At The Vic For Visiting Teams

131

In The Cold Light Of Watford Sunday - Everton 2, Watford 5 - Cool Hand Claudio, And Hornets On Fire At Goodison

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In The Cold Light Of Dilly Dong Tuesday: Watford's Cruel Comeuppance Against Liverpool At The Vic

133

Where Disco Ends And Dilly Dong Begins: Xisco Out, Ranieri In

134

In The Cold Light Of Watford Tuesday: Analysis Of Watford FC Women at Sheffield United and Watford v. Newcastle; And A Look Ahead To Leeds v. Watford

135

In The Cold Light Of Watford Thursday: Optimal Performances In Defeat (Stoke) And Victory (Norwich)

136

A Conversation About Mental Health And Lots More With Amber-Keegan Stobbs, Humanitarian, Triathlete And Footballer For Watford FC Women

137

Fran Lynn of Women Of Watford FC on Experiencing Football At Watford And What The Future Holds For Women In Football; Preview of Norwich-Watford

138

In The Cold Light Of Watford Sunday: Premier League Matchday 4 Review - Watford 0, Wolves 2

139

Troy Deeney, Watford FC Living Legend, Says Goodbye To Vicarage Road And Watford Fans: Highlights, Comments, Glories, Stories And More

140

In The Cold Light Of Watford Monday: Premier League Matchday 3 Review - Tottenham 1, Watford 0

141

Kate Lewers, Founder Of Women Of Watford FC, On Women At Football Matches And More; Watford-Palace Review, Previewing Watford FC Women And The New Season; Xisco And His Starting Left Back

142

In The Cold Light Of Watford Monday: Premier League Matchday 2 Review - Brighton 2, Watford 0

143

In The Cold Light Of Watford Day: Premier League Matchday 1 Review - Watford 3, Aston Villa 2

144

Ebs Rahman Of Nujum Sports On Assisting Muslim Professional Athletes Including Ismaila Sarr; Predictions For Watford's Premier League Season

145

Watford Treasury Editor Geoff Wicken On The History Of Watford FC, 1960 to Present Day

146

Watford Treasury Editor Geoff Wicken On The History Of Watford FC, 1881 to 1959

147

Watford FC EDI and Disability Access Officer Dave Messenger On Behind The Scenes At Watford; Thoughts On The Latest Signings At WFC

148

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