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You’re Gonna Die Out There — 100 episodes
Happy as a Clam
Secret Swamp Friend
The Return of The Ramblings
Sabbatical Announcement
Nature Nugget: Surfing
A Strong Sense of Self Preservation
Patreon Release: A Mitten Full of Downers
Nature Nugget: Lake Nyos
A Creepy Black-Eyed Baby Doll to Match the Yowls
Nature Nugget: Quicksand and Other Ramblings
Dwayne ”The Rock” Johnson AKA Maui (I’m sure he’ll fit in the Emergency Preparedness Kit!)
Nature Nugget: The Sargassum Blob
Episode 100! A Beacon Implant
Nature Nugget: The Great Molasses Flood of 1919
An Inflatable Great Horned Owl Decoy Hat
Nature Nugget: Tokitae
A Floating BBQ Platform
Patreon Episode: An Old Timey Nightgown Made by your Nana
A Monte Cristo Sandwich
Nature Nugget: The Flannan Isle Mystery
A Scatter Hoard of Nutter Butters
Nature Nugget: Super Pigs
A Pump for the Fetid Water
Nature Nugget: Mosquitoes
A Bottle of Monkey Butt Powder
Nature Nugget: Larvae
A Toothbrush in Your Pocket
Nature Nugget: Pallas’s Cat
Transformer Cow with Lasers
Nature Nugget: Space!
An iPod Shuffle with Your Favorite Music
Nature Nugget: Lost Hikers
Tangina the Clairvoyant from Poltergeist
Nature Nugget: Rats Peeing in Pitcher Plants!
Beaver Friendly Vanilla Musk
Patreon Episode Snippet: July 2022 Bonus - A Secret Stash of Emergency Chocolate
Nature Nugget: Tasmanian Tigers
A Not Dead Yet (NDY) ID Card
A Perfectly Placed, Fully Stocked Cabin in the Woods
Motorola Walkie-Talkies and a Bag of Drugs
A Sturdy Love Canal Swan Boat
A Meditative Music Playlist to Lower Your Blood Pressure
A Vaudevillian Cane and a lot of Xanax
Bison Detection Alarm for the Elderly
An Anatomically Correct Inflatable Rat Costume
Festivus for the Rest of Us
A Senior Tiger Retirement Community and a Good set of Dentures
A Sweet Pair of Shades and a Box of Shiny Rocks
A Field Guide to ID Sleazy Exotic Animal Abusers
Patreon Episode: Perish-Chute for when you go Para-Lioning
An Ultramarathon Support Emu
A Rotating Hide-A-Wall for the Skulls of Your Enemies (or Artifacts)
Extreme Climate Fitness Tracker with Siri
Some Fancy Cufflinks to Store Your Activated Charcoal
Data’s Zip Line ala Goonies
My Humps TM: Pop-Up Inflatable Female Camel
A Sorcerer of the Maldives
Some Glitter Toe Caps for those Murderous Talons
Some RGS Swag
A Good Ol’ MapQuest Map
A Cat Named Velvet
A Postmortem Portrait
Yellowstone Boardwalk Shoes TM
A Human Sized Lightning Proof Hamster Ball
A Trash Prospecting Handbook
A Small Goretex Pouch with the Undetectable Extension Charm
Time Life Presents: Ultimate Love Songs Collection
A Rainforest Hero Starter Pack
A Pair of The Quietest Shoes and a No-Odor Body Wash
A Skulk of Foxes and A Cormorant Feather Siren Dress
A Beautiful Heart
Peace Corps Stories 2022!
Bullet Proof Handkerchiefs and A Bottle of Wine
A Biodegradable, Ocean Friendly, Edible Eel Toy
8 Choose Your Weapons for Octopus Defense
A Waterproof 8-Track Player with Top Hits from 1983
A Healthy Dose of Skepticism
A Large, Padded Panda Mascot Suit
Manual of Islander Knowledge
Patreon Episode: Full Body Coverage and Butt-Butt Pads
Patreon Bonus Episode: A VR Headset or Some Kind of Simulator Machine
A Crew of Women with a Small Contingency of Shield Maidens
Portable Inflatable Grubs (PIG) (TM)
Hippo Scented Silly String (TM)
A Low Hum Lullaby and the Largest Neck Pillow
A Couple of Barrels of House Red and Some Goat Cheese
A Map and a Suburban Dad
A Pouch of Ferrets a la The Beastmaster
21 Volumes of Time Life Enchanted World
Some Protective Flare for Your Suspenders
La Donna Corle-Orca
Camo-Auto-Pop-Up-Hidey-Tent
A Very Long Selfie Stick and Poo-Purri Lotion
A Nextel Motorola Phone Walkie Talkie circa 2003
A Penguin Sized Egg Carton, a Self-Heating Drone, or a Norwegian
A Doggo and a Protective Hockey Mask
STDDs and Copulatory Balls
Don’t be a Douchebag Handbook
Cat Arrows and a T-Shirt Gun
A Concrete House and a Pic-i-nic Basket