03- I Shall Scream

[MR. BUMBLE] No you wouldn't, heigh ho. If I wanted something special, Then you couldn't say "no". Did I nearly catch you smiling? Yes I did. And it's beguiling. If you hand is close, I'll press it. Yes, you like it -- come confess it! Yes, you do... [WIDOW CORNEY] No, I don't. [MR. BUBLE] Yes, you do! [WIDOW CORNEY] I shall scream! I shall scream! 'Til they hasten to my rescue, I shall scream. [MR. BUMBLE] Since there's nobody that's near us Who cold see us. or could hear us? If you ask you can I kiss you Say what will my pretty miss do? [WIDOW CORNEY] I shall scream, scream, scream! [MR. BUMBLE] If I pinch you one pinch -- From you shy protective shell Can I un-inch you one inch? Will my blinthesome, buxum beauty Let her suitor do his duty? Tho' his lap ain't very large, dear Sit upon it -- There's no charge, dear. Will you sit? [WIDOW CORNEY] No, I shan't [MR. BUMBLE] Will you sit? [WIDOW BUMBLE] I shall scream! I shall scream! For the safety of my virtue I shall sream Tho' your knee is rather cosy, See my cheeks are getting rosy. You would have me in your power. If I sat here for an hour... [MR. BUMBLE] I shall scream, scream, scream! [WIDOW CORNEY] You're a naughty bad man. If you think I can't be proper, Prim and haughty -- I can And you'll pardon if I mention You must state your true intention. [MR. BUMBLE] Is there not another room here? [WIDOW CORNEY] No! [MR. BUMBLE] If there would be a bride and groom here --- would there be? [WIDOW CORNEY] Well there might. [MR. BUMBLE] We shall see. [WIDOW CORNEY] I shall scream! I shall scream! At the thought of what you're thinking, I shall scream! [MR. BUMBLE] You will wonder where the scream went When we ome to an agreement As my lovey-dovey is chubby Could she love a chubby hubby? [WIDOW CORNEY] I shall scream, Mr. Bumble! I shall scream, Bumble-Wumble! I shall scream, scream, scream!