283: Warning: This episode contains strong language, mild existential dread, and medium-hot chicken.

In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess go headfirst into Dave’s Hot Chicken and come out debating everything from Nashville spice levels to conjugal visit etiquette. What begins as a simple fast-food review turns into a fever dream of childhood pee stories, mouse infestations, and near-death experiences courtesy of the family Roomba. Jess unpacks her true-crime curiosity and sleep-cycle nightmares, while Mike questions the definition of a sandwich and whether “Dave’s Sauce” should really be called that. Between parenting panic attacks, ghost pepper ambitions, and surprise robot attacks, it’s pure Marriage Bites mayhem—extra hot, slightly unhinged, and fried to perfection.