291: The Problem With Reheated Chicken

Email Mike delivers [email protected]. With your suggestion on food, we should try again.

This week on Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess argue about who is actually hosting the show, officially quit ice cream month, and return to savory food with a Chicken Bacon Ranch quesadilla from Chili’s. From there, the conversation wanders in predictable and slightly unhinged directions.

They talk about aging, thinning hair, sore hips, forgotten parenting years, flossing routines, and the logistics of eating hot food in the front seat of a car. There’s also a detour into delivery driver etiquette, takeout packaging, and why reheated chicken is never quite right. Low pressure, low stakes, and exactly the kind of stuff you end up talking about when you’ve known someone for a very long time.

If you want it even flatter or more deadpan, I can go one more notch in that direction.