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from A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan · host Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

• MyEternalVitality.com & Dr. Powers sponsorship • Hormone therapy, women's health, and Andrea's progress • Colette Fehr shares her experience; Crystal's possible gluten allergy • Low testosterone, fatigue, and libido testing for men • Nutrition tracking and gut health discussion • Reminder: mention being a Tom & Dan listener for VIP care • Promo for Dr. Powers and MyEternalVitality.com • Friday Free Show with guest Savannah from Gatorland • Fans recognizing her in Tom & Dan shirts; awkward encounters • Seth Petruzzelli's infested boat and Halloween tease • Savannah's delayed visit after Australia trip; jet lag and illness • Eye infection story—stye, home remedies, heated needle, antibiotics • Working at Gatorland with eye patch; attacked by gator "Bullet" • ER visit, misdiagnosis, and frustration with healthcare • Ordered to rest for a month; pirate patch jokes and recovery • Stress-related styes, family history, and iHeart contagion jokes • Koala preview: "trash animals" tease • Music: Soft Cult "She Said He Said" • BudDocs.org with Dr. "Chan Latte"—medical marijuana info, promos, discounts • "Bad at Business Beerfest" promo—Nov 22, free, 21+, 600 gift bags, 2–4 pm pours • Sponsors: Giant Recreation World, Gabriel Plants, Cadillac Pat, My Eternal Vitality • Joke booth: "free chest x-rays" • Savannah's annual Australia trip; saltwater crocodile conservation • East Timor journey—legend of "grandfather crocodile" • Meeting Tio Miguel in fishing village; locals fish among crocs • Village beliefs: crocodiles as protectors, "only the guilty get attacked" • Locals call white visitors "malais" ("white devil") • Gift-giving tradition: candy, rum, cigarettes • Crocodile blessing ceremony with betel nuts and spiritual ritual • Emotional moment—locals call Savannah "Rika," reincarnated crocodile spirit • Visit to sacred croc "Boy" and welcome into the family • Reflection on cultural respect and adventurous travel • Discussion of stimulants like betel, coca, sugar cane • First spiritual experience; humor about "white-guy communion" • Importance of empathy over scientific detachment • Story: crocodile returning body after prayer • Modernization contrast—phones and tradition coexisting • Closing song: "Honey Bee" by Ivy Boy • Underground Metalworks promo—BDM-owned welding school, small classes, 10% off with MEDIOCRE • Paisley Painting sponsor—remote quotes via Google Earth • Savannah back on TikTok doc about koalas • Koalas eat toxic eucalyptus; sleep all day; joeys eat "pap" for immunity • Chlamydia epidemic among koalas; vaccine program • Wombats praised—square poop, butt-armor defense • Savannah wants one for Gatorland; dark web wombat jokes • Debate: taming wild animals; great ape attacks; BBL disasters • Travel gut issues; France food overload; pinkeye from party pool • Cultural etiquette eating abroad; meat paste "donut" disaster • Bucket-flush toilet in Cuba; no doors or seats; Santería healer summoned • Miscommunication—Savannah undresses for ritual; cured by nightfall • Reflection on travel confidence; 10 years abroad, 9 at Gatorland • Meeting German traveler years later; backpacker culture • Living in Jeep with child; travel builds resilience • Travel easier when young; middle-age fatigue; GoFundMe joke for New Zealand trip • Desire for family travel before kids grow; koala stink jokes • Gatorland Halloween event—Haunted Monster Museum, candy, costumes, bugs, animals • Gatorland Christmas tradition—family photos with tree • Capybara craze, giant poop jokes, vegetarian talk • Vegetarian vs. meat-eater humor; Crystal's kids choose diets • Farewell with Savannah; event promos: Beerfest, Sofas and Suds, Halloween special, Monday BDM show • Humorous legal outro ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

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