Absolutely Moving Forward with the GOAT

We've got free lap dances for stranded airline passengers; Bill Cosby thinks he can pull off a tour after all of his troubles; people are scaring relatives with the dead celebrity prank; CNN's crazy yet entertaining NYE broadcast; ten words get banished 'at this time;' prisoners don't want to pay to reach out and touch someone; the Commanders debut a questionable new mascot; airport coat check is a brilliant winter idea; and, much more pop culture silliness for our first show of the new year.