Conspiracies and The Glitterati

Episode 11 of the Sort of a Pound podcast, hosted by Shane and Louise, titled "Conspiracies and The Glitterati" was published on May 7, 2025 and runs 48 minutes.

May 7, 2025 ·48m · Sort of a Pound

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This week, we spiral into full conspiracy mode: aliens, Illuminati, Katy Perry in space, and the burning question—is the Candy Kittens guy secretly a biscuit mogul? Also on the agenda: Waitrose jelly beans, wedding sweet tables, and the infamous "student loans tech scandal" (yes, that’s a thing now).

💊 Vitamin D mushrooms are back (we’re still not medical professionals)

📺 Shane's secret cameo on Made in Chelsea

👽 Did humans time-travel to help the Egyptians build pyramids?

📼 Rewatching X-Files and believing every word

🕵️‍♂️ Madeleine McCann, TikTok theories, and fading YouTube streams

💻 Why the Student Loans Company might be proof the world isn't run by masterminds

Plus: Louise has a whole thesis on cooked blueberries, frozen sweets, and why jelly beans are the ultimate snack.

💌 Got a theory? Or something that’s definitely not a conspiracy but totally is? Let us know via Patreon (even the free tier!) and it might make the next pod.

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