Nothing To Wear, Plenty To Bitch About

Send us Fan Mail👖✈️ How is it possible to shop for 11 hours straight and still end up screaming “I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!” at your closet?? That’s talent, babes. While Cort is already mentally in Dallas, Des tried to start packing early… but somehow ended up deep-cleaning her closet, organizing jewelry, and side-eyeing her ADHD instead. The suitcase? Still empty. The chaos? Still undefeated. 🤦‍♀️✨Meanwhile, Cort’s out there living her “one of the dudes” era again on the golf course 🏌️‍♀️—crushing it with the boys like she hasn’t been doing that her whole life. And Des? She got glammed up for the Air Force Ball, danced her ass off 💃 and realized her spark is officially BACK (cue HRT mic drop 💊🔥).Oh, and we had thoughts, big ones…about the show Platonic. Like, can you really be married and have a ride-or-die BFF of the opposite sex that you go on adventures with? Sorry, but that’s giving 🚩🚩🚩. Couples’ friends are one thing, but this? Hard pass for us.Between closets, golf swings, gowns, and hot takes on platonic BS, this episode is basically proof that we can rant, roast, and ramble our way through anything. 💅😂🎧 Buckle up, babes—this one’s as packed tighter than our suitcases (that we’ll finish packing tomorrow).#nothingtowear #packingfails #adhdstrikesagain #hrtglowup #oneofthedudes #platonicmyass #golfgirlies #suitcasechaos #besties #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort