Adventures of Des and Cort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT 🔥Des is once again irritated by people in public who cannot detach themselves from their phones. While out to dinner, there was a man sitting across from them with TWO phones. He was on TikTok Live on one and FaceTime on the other. Sir… are you hosting a telethon? Everyone around him was held hostage by his volume and terrible decisions.Cort’s Hot Flash is for the people who immediately CALL after you send them a text. Absolutely not. If she texted you instead of calling, there was a reason. Please text back like the rest of civilized society 😅Des also had to publicly clear Betsy’s name after falsely accusing her in the last episode of stealing a jumpsuit. Turns out… it was not Betsy. Justice for Betsy.Cort tells us about her urgent care experience where her sample of pee was just casually sitting beside her in the waiting room like an emotional support beverage. Medicine is beautiful.Then Des admits she said some wildly questionable things to a client on the phone and is officially sick of herself. Somewhere deep inside lives the spirit of a 72-year-old inappropriate man and occasionally he escapes.We also talk about this Hantavirus situation because honestly… are we really doing mysterious viruses again? We are tired. We barely recovered emotionally from the last round 😳Add in side tangents, random stories and the usual yapping and you’ve got another episode that feels like sitting at dinner with your funniest friends.🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts.We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Des’s Hot Flash is aimed directly at grudge holders 🔥Seriously… how are people staying mad for YEARS over something so silly? We might be too forgiving but at some point you have got to move on. Some people are out here carrying emotional baggage like it’s a competitive sport. Girl… you are giving entirely too many f’s.Then we spiral into panic over needing dresses for a Kentucky Derby party. Hats? Fascinators? Loud prints? Structured dresses? We are simple girlies and this feels dangerously close to costume territory 👒😅 If you have ideas, please help because confidence levels are low.Cort also calls Des out for having bougie dogs and honestly… the evidence is strong. Willie gets scared if the windows are open too long. Addie refuses to pee on wet grass like she pays the mortgage. The list of quirks keeps growing and suddenly Des realizes she may have accidentally raised entitled animal celebrities.We also dive into chapters 10, 11 and 12 of The Women and whew… things are getting emotional. Frankie losing Jamie, Ethel leaving, and her transfer to the 71st really show how isolated and intense that world was compared to life back home. You can actually feel Frankie changing and growing through the letters she writes to her parents. It is heartbreaking, eye opening and making us love this book even more 📚💔Of course there are side tangents, random opinions and the usual yapping that somehow takes us everywhere and nowhere at the same time.🎧 Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts.We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are loud, the patience is low and TSA got a little too personal 😅✈️Des kicks things off with airport rage. If you are walking slow, stopping randomly, or blocking entire walkways while staring at your phone, she would like you to respectfully… move. Situational awareness is free. Please use it.Cort’s Hot Flash is for the people who constantly complain about their spouse like it is a full time hobby. If you are that unhappy… why are you still there? We are confused.Des recaps her Florida trip and it delivered everything. Humidity that turned her hair into a full helmet. A last second outfit change that nearly took her out. A photo involving a helmet and a gun that will never see daylight. And of course the TSA experience that inspired this entire episode title. Let’s just say it went from the booty to the cootie real quick and no one was prepared 😳She also met some incredible women with stories that sound like movies. Situations involving R Kelly and Epstein’s pilot that could have gone very differently. Both trusted their gut and got out. A reminder that your intuition is there for a reason.Cort introduces Des to “catching print” and no… it is not what you think. It is bold, slightly unhinged and somehow empowering. The girlies are going to have thoughts.We also talk about Cort having Ella Langley on repeat and her inability to listen to music without moving. Sitting still is not an option and honestly we respect it.As always there are side tangents, random thoughts and conversations that take unexpected turns.Airport chaos. Marriage truths. TSA trauma. Just another week.🎧 Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we start with a very real Hot Flash. How can you feel completely fine one minute… and then catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror, a photo or a video and suddenly feel like the largest, least attractive version of yourself to ever exist? Make it make sense 😅📸Then things get real.Des shares that she didn’t have a Hot Flash this week because she is sitting in deep gratitude. After a mammogram in March, she got the call no one wants. A suspicious spot. She walks us through the waiting, the appointments, the unknown and everything that comes with it. The mental spiral. The fear. The what ifs. And ultimately… the relief of good news. It’s a reminder of what actually matters and how quickly perspective can shift. 💗We also talk about how Josh lovingly roasts Cort for thinking more like a man than she’d like to admit. She knows she cannot be the only female out here with these thought patterns.Des brings up a photo that still makes her laugh every single time. Hard hats that did not fit. Shorts. And a very bold hand placement that deserves its own moment in history. She keeps it in her closet as a reminder that no outfit could ever be worse than that day. Honestly… grounding.Cort thinks it might be time to revisit Des’s bunker building era because the world is getting a little too wild for comfort. Prepared or paranoid? We will circle back.We also dive into chapters 7 through 9 of our Besties Book Club pick The Women. Things are getting intense and we are loving the bond between Frankie, Ethel and Barb. It really makes you think about what it would feel like to be thrown into something that heavy with no preparation.Of course there are tangents, sidebars and plenty of yapping because that is who we are.Gratitude. Body image spirals. Hard hats. Possible bunkers. Just another week.🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.#adventuresofdesandcort #womeninour40s #hotflash #gratitude #realtalkWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailNo really. This might be the one.This week’s Hot Flashes are aimed directly at people who read half a message, respond with confidence, and somehow miss the entire point. The information was there. All of it. You just stopped early and chose chaos.We also need to discuss the alarming lack of common-sense walking around freely in society. Who is approving this behavior? Who is supervising? Because we have concerns.Speaking of questionable behavior, we had a full giggle fest over episode 6 of Neighbors and the aggressive amount of unexpected wieners. If you need a laugh, go watch. Immediately. Maybe not with your kids. It is unhinged and we highly recommend for a giggle.Des shares a dream where we decided it was a good idea to break into houses just to look around. You know, casual criminal curiosity. Things escalated quickly when we got pulled over and Des went into full panic mode. Heart racing. Life flashing. Turns out… just a dream. Our records remain clean for now.Then we discuss a man with no arms and no legs facing a murder charge and… listen… we have questions. So many questions. We showed incredible restraint.  Barely. Which frankly deserves recognition.We also check in on our Besties Book Club and the first 6 chapters of The Women. Are we running this book club like professionals? No. Are we trying? Kind of. But we are reading and we have thoughts.And finally, we celebrate Cort’s HOLE-IN-ONE at Desert Canyon in Mountain Home on hole 6 with a full audience. Main character moment and we are still not over it. This will be a story she never let’s die.⛳🔥As always, there are tangents, side stories, and the kind of unfiltered yapping you’ve come to expect.🎧 Listen now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.#adventuresofdesandcort #womeninour40s #cancelled #unfiltered #yapseshWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailAdventures of Des and Cort is back and this one is called Lamborfeeties… because after this conversation, we are fully convinced some people should not be driving and should instead be using their God-given lamborfeeties.Cort exposes her road rage and the best part is she doesn’t even realize it’s happening while she’s casually on the phone like everything is fine. Meanwhile Des found an account called Mr. Road Ready and now fully believes some of you should not be allowed behind the wheel. At all. Ever 🚗😳Des is also officially meeting’d out. If it is not an email, she does not want to be invited. Protecting her peace one declined calendar invite at a time. Honestly, same.We celebrate Des being appointed as an ACC Civic Leader and Cort could not be more proud. This is a big deal and we love to see women stepping into roles like this and absolutely owning it. 👏Then we have a moment of realization. We are now the old ladies at baby showers and weddings. The observers. The commentators. The ones saying back in my day. It happened fast and we have thoughts.Cort also shares a reality check about retirement that has her rethinking everything. Turns out “comfortable” might require a whole lot more than expected and she may be just a little behind. Nothing like a casual financial spiral to keep things exciting. 💸😵‍💫Of course there are side tangents, random thoughts and the usual unfiltered yapping that makes you feel like you are right there with us.🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.#adventuresofdesandcort #podcastlife #womeninour40s #midlifechaos #retirementrealityWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Cort is fresh back from Puerto Rico and still mentally on island time 🌴☀️She shares all about the golf, the warmth, the ocean, exploring the rain forest, and wandering through beautiful Old San Juan. The people were incredible, the vibes were immaculate and if Puerto Rico is not on your travel list yet… it needs to be.Of course the trip also included the true test of human patience. Air travel.We discuss the absolute chaos of people who lose their minds while boarding and un-boarding flights. You know the ones. Standing immediately. Pushing forward like the plane is on fire. One man stood up so fast that Josh got a surprise right on his shoulder. Yes… someone’s full wiener. Personal space officially cancelled ✈️😳Then there was the guy who took his shoes off the second he sat down and walked into the airplane bathroom in nothing but socks. Straight to jail. We are both convinced those socks came back with souvenirs no one asked for.Cort also realized her flight path went straight through the Bermuda Triangle and her 10-year-old self would have absolutely panicked about disappearing forever in mysterious ocean fog.Back home we talk about our evolving granny hobbies. Des is lobbying hard to start a puzzle swap because once you finish a puzzle, why let it collect dust when you could trade it and start another one? Honestly… it’s not a bad idea 🧩Then comes the mystery that sparked this episode. Des asked Cort what she thought “Beaver Whistles” were and let’s just say Cort’s guess was wildly incorrect. Think you know what it is?Des also shares a hilarious call from her 7 year old nephew Waylon. Little southern accent, big personality, and the confidence to FaceTime his aunt just to chat. Once he saw her on screen he was suddenly less interested and ready to move on. Kids keep us humble 📱😂Add in our usual side tangents, random life chats and unfiltered yapping and you’ve got another episode that feels like sitting at the table with your funniest friends.Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧#beaverwhistles #adventuresofdesandcort #womeninour40s #podcastlife #puertorico #oldsanjuan #travelstories #airportchaos #friendship #midlifehumor #puzzleswap #familymoments #sidebars #yapsesh We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Des is fresh off her Hawaiian adventure.The trip was beautiful. The vibes were strong. The birds, however, were absolutely feral. Park birds dive bombed Des like she owed them money. She is convinced they sensed her lifelong distrust and made it their mission to finish her. Cory offered moral support while she fought for her life against wings and audacity 🐦Then came the Turo situation. A casual late-night message about roach traps that “could be placed in the car” for an additional undisclosed $25. No big deal. Just a light mental breakdown imagining roaches in the car, the hotel room, the suitcase and relocating permanently back home with them. 🪳There was also an unhinged musician at the pool who was deeply offended by his speaker and made sure the entire resort felt it. It was giving tropical tantrum. You could not escape it.And because the universe was not done humbling her, Des encountered an absolutely foul surprise in a bathroom stall at SEA airport. Travel influencer dreams officially cancelled.We talk about the Eric Dane documentary and how powerful it is. If you need a reminder about perspective and a solid cry, go watch it.Cort shares a new HBO show called Neighbors that is peak chaos. Real neighbor disputes. Real pettiness. Real people who need hobbies. Episode 2 is her favorite.We also officially chose our first Book Club read, The Women. Join us if you like thoughtful discussion with a side of unfiltered commentary.Of course we spiral into other side bars because that is our specialty.Bird trauma. Roach paranoia. Airport horror. Emotional documentaries. Just another week.Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧 #birdsandturds #hawaiivacation #womeninour40s #podcastlife #friendship #airportchaos #bookclub #thewomen #neighborshbo #midlifeyap #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the hot flashes are back and this time Cort has had enough of Des talking reckless about herself. Des insists her love language is shit talk, so technically she is just showing herself affection. Cort is not buying it. 🔥😅Cort shares how a new show she and Josh are watching has him confidently believing he could break into someone’s house and leave without them ever knowing. Casual confidence. Mildly concerning. Very on brand for men. This leads them to the realization that if anyone actually did break into their homes, Des and Cort would be the ones throwing hands because these men sleep like the dead and wake up confused.Des finally finished Mad Men and needs answers. Were women really wearing frilly nightgowns, robes and feather heels to bed or was that just TV nonsense? This turns into a full yap session about what we actually wear to sleep. Des is strictly business with her collared shirt energy while Cort is living her best shorts jumper life 😴They also discover their mornings are wildly different. Josh will wander out in his underwear half asleep to get coffee while Cory is fully dressed before leaving the bedroom. Same species, two different morning routines.Cort brings up a cosmetic procedure she read about that involves tissue from the deceased and absolutely cannot wrap her head around it. Des on the other hand is like if I’m gone, take it. Problem solved.The Besties and Bingo event is so close and they are feeling incredibly grateful. Between donations and what has been purchased, there will be about 25 prizes which feels unhinged in the best way! 🎉🖤Add in side rants, small spirals and lots of yapping because that’s who they are.Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧#breakingandentering #womeninour40s #hotflash #podcastlife #friendship  #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the hot flashes are hot flashing and the jeans are once again the enemy. Too much stretch. Not enough stretch. Fits the waist but hates the thighs. Fits the thighs but actively disrespects the waist. We are tired and denim is on thin ice 👖🔥We get into a real and frustrating conversation about mean girls still existing at 40 plus. Why are we doing this? Why are women still intentionally trying to make others feel small? It hits different when you realize someone you thought was kind actually moves like this and honestly it’s just sad.We talk about our daughters wanting to vacation alone. As women, we get the need to be alone, soul search and reset. As moms, we are absolutely not okay and immediately spiral into worst case scenarios 😅Cort shares how Limp Bizkit’s Break Stuff came on during a workout and instantly transported her back to her younger, angrier era where she wanted to fight strangers for sport. Des counters with her own rage throwback involving a frying pan and an ex. We are very grateful we have matured and even more grateful that no charges were filed.From there we ramble about chatgpt, astrology, hormones, emotional growth and all the other things that come up when two women reflect on who they were and who they thankfully are now.Spicy opinions. Emotional growth. Denim trauma. Zero arrest records.Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧#dodgingcharges #womeninour40s #meangirls #podcastlife #midlifechaos #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our hot flashes have a very specific personality trait. Do not touch us when we are overwhelmed. Hands to yourself. Please and thank you. 🔥🙅‍♀️We talk about how when we are doing too many things at once, our attitudes can absolutely go sideways. Are we aware of it? Yes. Are we always able to stop it? Absolutely not. Oops.Then we get into insurance. We know we need it. But do we? We pay for it. Why does everything cost so much and why does it increase every single year without asking us first? Rude.Cort shares a video about speed reading where they claim you must quiet the voice in your head that reads along with you to read faster. Excuse us. Who can turn that off? Because that voice has a microphone in our heads and has a lot to say.📖🧠Des mentions a video that will forever ruin hotel coffee pots for you. Let’s just say they are apparently used to clean very unmentionable items. Which leads us to the terrifying realization that we may have consumed cootie coffee in the past. We are not okay.We also talk about catching an unexpected glimpse of yourself in a mirror or camera and immediately thinking wow. Woof. Thank goodness our husbands love us.Des had yet another dentist appointment and managed to not assault anyone this time. She deserves an applause! 👏🦷Cort admits Instagram influenced her into wanting a new board game called Parlay. She is not a big game person but this one feels vibey and now it lives rent free in her brain and she needs it!Marriage chats, side rants, twists, turns and chaos included as always.Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧#cootiecoffee #verymindfulverydemure #womeninour40s #podcastlife #hotelcoffeehorror #adventuresofdesandcort We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our internal temperatures are unregulated, our patience is thin and people talking loudly on speakerphone in public are pushing us closer to the edge 🔥📱We talk hot flashes, public speakerphone offenders and that special kind of rage where you say things you might not fully mean but also kind of do. Growth is happening. Slowly.Des finally made the appointments she’s been putting off and went big by scheduling two in the same day like a responsible adult. First stop was the Tooth Dome where Jen recognized her and was the absolute sweetest. Five stars. Highly recommend 🦷✨Then came the eye exam where anxiety chose violence. For reasons no one can explain, Des grabbed the assistant’s arm like a ninja over something completely harmless. No threats. No danger. Just pure reflex and immediate regret 👀🥷Cort shares her latest dream which included her getting high fives for titties. What does it mean? Is it chaos. Is it the universe. We would like answers from the universe.🙌😂We also chat about leaving cars running for weeks, how everything is scarier the older we get, random TV shows, unlocked memories and plenty of side rants that take us nowhere fast.It’s loud. It’s relatable. It’s slightly unhinged. Just how we like it.Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧#podcast #friendship #speakerphonecrimes #adultingishard #anxietybrain #weirddreams #midlifechaos #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailIn this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we confront a hard truth. We desperately want to be ladies who lunch but unfortunately, we still have to make that bag 💼🥂 The spirit is brunch. The reality is hustle.Des spirals in the middle of the night realizing she has absolutely zero survival skills if anything major ever went down in this country. No plans. No skills. Just vibes. We briefly consider moonshining as a backup career because honestly it feels achievable 🍑🥃Cort brings up the two minute rule and feels personally attacked by it. Still plans to implement it while remaining deeply offended.We chat about Des’s upcoming trip to Hawaii and need your help. If you have must see spots in Oahu, send them immediately because she is trying to relax with purpose 🌴☀️Then things take a turn when Cort shares the wild story of a chlamydia outbreak in St. Barth's after a billionaire New Year’s gathering. Shady booty behavior at the highest tax bracket.We also giggle about a guy at the gym getting scammed by another patron and spiral into side bars because that is our love language.Ambition. Delusion. Side rants. Zero survival skills. Just another day being ladies who lunch in theory.Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧#ladieswholunch #makingthebag #womeninour40s #podcastlife #friendship #midlifechaos #survivalskillsmissing #moonshinerenergy   #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we did what every wild night out in your 40s requires. We brought our labs to the bar and opened MyChart like it was part of the drink menu 🍸📱What started as a fun night with the dudes somehow turned into a full medical roundtable. Liver enzymes were discussed. Phones came out. MyChart was opened. Retirement planning followed shortly after. This is who we are now and honestly it was still a good time.Des talks hot flashes and her absolute hatred for mukbang videos. The slurping. The eye rolling. The chewing. Every bite feels personal and she will not stand for it. Meanwhile Cort casually admits she has become a mukbang watcher and yes this may be a friendship test.Des also shares how watching Cory with a friend’s baby unlocked a new level of excitement about him as a future grandpa and honestly she was not emotionally prepared.Then Cort shares the moment Josh saw a woman in public wearing a shirt that said c*nt and we spiral into a rant about class, decency and why some thoughts do not need to be screen printed.Of course there are side rants, questionable opinions and conversations that go absolutely nowhere. Just the way we like it.Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧#mychartandchill #webroughtlabstothebar #womeninour40s #midlifechaos #liverenzymeenergy #mukbangrage #retirementtalk #adventuresofdesandcort We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailDecember has felt like we lived nine full lives in three weeks and we are officially running on fumes, vibes and caffeine. In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we are almost ready for Christmas but let us be crystal clear. Do not ask us for nothin’ else. Not one more thing. Not one more favor. Not even a suggestion🎄😵‍💫We talk about how bold people have become and share our latest wild encounter at a Christmas party with a woman we had never met. She got very close. Very fast. Told us her life story. Then handed out what looked like a missing persons flyer to half the room. Plot twist. It was a bio about her friend with a link to the movie she was in. Marketing is evolving, folks.Cort also recounts a glorious massage that should have been relaxing except for the small detail of being slightly gassy and spending the entire hour mentally fighting for her life trying not to slip a toot. Self-control has never been stronger 💆‍♀️💨We ramble about clothes because of course we do. You leave the house feeling fine and then one hour later you are convinced the outfit is a crime and everyone is staring at you and silently judging. Why are clothes like this.Add in a few extra side rants, random tangents and our usual chaos and you’ve got another very real snapshot of life in December.Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧#dontaskfanothin #decemberchaos #womeninour40s #holidayburnout #podcastlife #awkwardmoments #outfitregret #midlifehumor #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailIf your calendar is packed, your patience is thin and your internal thermostat is fighting for its life, welcome in. This episode of Adventures of Des and Cort is for the overbooked, overheated and overstimulated. 🔥😅Our busy lives and stacked calendars are officially sucking the jolly straight out of us and honestly we just want to be Mrs. Claus from December on. Cozy. Unbothered. Baking cookies and not agreeing to a single unnecessary thing 🎄✨We talk hot flashes, burnout and how saying yes to everything eventually leaves you with zero joy and even less energy. Toss in the emotionally exhausting people who live in permanent victim mode and suddenly peace feels like a full-time job.Then we need answers. How do people our age want to go to a bar on a weeknight when there is work the next day? We could never. One late night would cancel our plans for at least 48 business hours 🍸😵‍💫Cort shares a very real email she received from “Buttmachinery” asking her to open a file. Not today sir. She might get taken out by a realistic AI video someday but phishing emails from suspicious machinery will not be her downfall.We also chat about 50 Cent and why he remains unintentionally hilarious. The memes from his recent interviews are doing the lord’s work.Of course there are side rants, detours and giggles because controlling the chaos is not part of the brand.Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧#womeninour40s #burnoutlife #hotflashclub #overbooked #mrsclausenergy #femalepodcasters #buttmachinery #50cent #midlifehumor #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we accidentally turned into emergency personnel at a stoplight because a man was fully asleep behind the wheel. Cort launched herself out of the car like a superhero with zero planning, while Des frantically tried to find the hazard lights, forgot to put the car in park and basically created a whole second emergency. Honestly, we possibly saved a life and also nearly ruined our own. 😳🚨As if that wasn’t enough, our daughters have decided to hang out and might become besties. The universe wasn’t ready for the two of us and definitely isn’t ready for the sequel 👯‍♀️🔥We dig into the Diddy documentary and the beautiful comedy of 50 Cent producing it. That man is the petty king and we salute him.Des also retells her deeply uncomfortable dinner moment where an old man initiated a fist bump and she responded with a handshake slash fist bump slash weird slide maneuver that should probably be illegal. We discuss the emotional responsibility of proper hand pressure and why awkward greetings haunt us forever 🤝😬Cort is freezing to the bone and wants to know if anyone else is living in a personal tundra. Des is pretending to care while suggesting vitamin deficiencies.We also debate game families vs non game families, celebrate Cort’s new golf simulator and consider renaming Des’s dog to Rick because at this point it fits the vibe.Utter chaos, questionable decisions and lots of laughing. Basically a normal week.Tune in to Adventures of Des and Cort on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. 💋🎙️#redlightrescuers #diddydoc #50centwins #awkwardhandshakes #coldgirlwinter #gamenightpeople #dognamedrick #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailBuckle up and hydrate because this one flies from adrenaline highs to mental crash landings 😅 In this episode of Adventures of Des & Cort, we get real about burnout in business and how not everyone understands what it feels like to run on fumes after weeks of go mode. We definitely do 🧠💥A random 2017 contact nickname popped up in Des’s phone and triggered a full detective-level memory search. Who was that person and why did we call them that?! 📱😂We dive into the hysterical and mildly terrifying things our parents said while raising us... “your ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower” felt like a legitimate threat back then. Now it’s just content 🌱🚜Then we switch gears and talk about how true wealth at this stage of life is time. Creating boundaries, knowing our worth and owning our confidence has been our key to protecting it ⏰✨Oh, and we had thoughts about Ryan Wedding making the FBI Most Wanted list. Like… did you just wake up one day and say “today’s a good day to be a drug lord”? 🙃Expect rants, hard truths, side tangents and giggles because it wouldn’t be us without them.🎧 Grab your drink, set your boundaries and let’s roll.#mentalexhaustion #womeninour40s #podcastlife #friendship #humor #parentingthrowbacks #truewealth #boundaries #entrepreneurlife #burnout #fbi #adventuresofdesandcort We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailDes returns from Mississippi where she hit a family wedding, conquered Buc-ee’s like it was a competitive sport, visited New Orleans and got taken out by some local seafood 🤢. Meanwhile Cort survived parents’ weekend at the University of Idaho where tailgating turned into frat house karaoke and she is still recovering from the secondhand college energy 🎤🏈.The girls spiral into Des’s newest obsession which is shortening her upper lip because apparently her face needs a tiny renovation 💅. Cort’s hot flash of the week is the disrespectful combo of freezing mornings, early sunsets and the undeniable urge to sleep until May 💤. Des’s hot flash is that nobody in their small town should ever complain about sidewalks again after witnessing the cracked, chaotic obstacle course that is New Orleans 🚶‍♀️🪤.They mourn the official end of the penny like it was a distant relative 🪙, launch into a deeply unnecessary debate about who is peeing in the shower 🚿, and confess what adult responsibility they would abandon instantly if they had a year off from work. They also pick their dream jobs while drifting into their signature side rants because staying on topic is simply not their brand.Prepare for unfiltered stories, questionable logic and friendship-fueled chaos as always 💖🔥.#podcast #adventuresofdesandcort #comedy #womeninpodcasting #momlife #hotflash #travelstories #karaoke #foodpoisoning #smalltownlife #trendingtopics #girlswhochatWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, comedy, and confessionals — served with a side of sass and self-awareness. 🍽️💋Des is back from Monterey, CA and she’s got stories. From a husband asking his wife if she packed his shorts (sir… if you want ‘em, pack ‘em 🩳🙄) to a snoring stranger who might’ve qualified for a full-blown sleep study — this trip had it all. ✈️😴 And don’t even get her started on paper straws and paper coffee cup lids. She’s now officially the woman who packs her own straw. Nothing says aging gracefully like BYOS. 🥤👑She also had her first solo dinner like the premium adult she is — confident, independent, and unbothered. Until, of course, her husband “had to stop to pee” instead of picking her up at the airport. 🚗😤Meanwhile, Cort is coming in hot with her own rants. People who text and ghost? Bye. 👋 Mean girls acting like they invented fashion? Honey, Target made ten thousand of that sweater. You are not the main character.💅👜And speaking of being fooled — those AI-generated videos got Cort questioning everything. Is it real? Is it fake? Is she losing brain cells? Possibly all three. 🤯🤖We also get into the great Christmas tree debate: nostalgic vs. decorative. 🎄✨ Are you team homemade ornaments or matching aesthetic bulbs? Plus, Cort shares her favorite new love story — herself. 💃🕯️ With her husband away hunting, she poured a glass of wine, lit some candles, blasted old jazzy tunes, and twirled around the house like the romantic main character she was born to be.It’s the perfect mix of travel fails, seasonal serotonin, self-love, and a dash of digital delusion. ❤️ Tune in toAdventures of Des & Cort on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts!#podcastbesties #adventuresofdesandcort #funnywomen #reallifetalk #selflovein40s #aivideos #holidayvibes #montereymoments #travelstories #paperstrawproblems #beyourownbestie #podcastvibes #funnypodcast #girlchatWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, comedy, and confessionals... served with a side of sass and self-awareness. 🍽️💋Des is back from Monterey, CA and she’s got stories. From a husband asking his wife if she packed his shorts (sir… if you want ‘em, pack ‘em 🩳🙄) to a snoring stranger who might’ve qualified for a full-blown sleep study — this trip had it all. ✈️😴 And don’t even get her started on paper straws and paper coffee cup lids. She’s now officially the woman who packs her own straw. Nothing says aging gracefully like BYOS. 🥤👑She also had her first solo dinner like the premium adult she is... confident, independent, and unbothered. Until, of course, her husband “had to stop to pee” instead of picking her up at the airport. 🚗😤Meanwhile, Cort is coming in hot with her own rants. People who text and ghost? Bye. 👋 Mean girls acting like they invented fashion? Honey, Target made ten thousand of that sweater. You are not the main character.💅👜And speaking of being fooled... those AI-generated videos got Cort questioning everything. Is it real? Is it fake? Is she losing brain cells? Possibly all three. 🤯🤖We also get into the great Christmas tree debate: nostalgic vs. decorative. 🎄✨ Are you team homemade ornaments or matching aesthetic bulbs? Plus, Cort shares her favorite new love story... herself. 💃🕯️ With her husband away hunting, she poured a glass of wine, lit some candles, blasted old jazzy tunes, and twirled around the house like the romantic main character she was born to be.It’s the perfect mix of travel fails, seasonal serotonin, self-love, and a dash of digital delusion. ❤️ Tune in toAdventures of Des & Cort on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts!#podcastbesties #adventuresofdesandcort #funnywomen #reallifetalk #selflovein40s #aivideos #holidayvibes #montereymoments #travelstories #paperstrawproblems #beyourownbestie #podcastvibes #funnypodcast #girlchatWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week’s episode is packed tighter than Des’s carry-on! We get spicy about public correction culture. Why are people out here hitting reply all or correcting someone in front of a crowd like it’s a sport? Babe, pull someone aside or send a text. You’re not scoring points for humiliation. 🫠🙃Des is prepping for her trip and is on a mission to pack her entire wardrobe into one carry-on. She’s armed with a vacuum sealer, optimism, and maybe a little delusion. 🧳💨 Cort’s just here to watch it all unfold.We deep dive into the Netflix documentary The Perfect Neighbor and try to understand why people get so angry. Like, ma’am, if you hate joy and kids, maybe move? 🚪😬Cort’s serotonin meter hit the roof after a Christmas décor shopping spree. 🎄✨ There’s truly no therapy like Target aisles, twinkly lights, and pretending you’re in a Hallmark movie.Then we wrap things up with a few random bestie questions:🧤 What would we be doing if we invited each other over and asked to bring gloves?💌 What’s the first lesson in a “How To Be Our Bestie” course?🕰️ And if we could live in any generation, which chaotic era would we pick?Grab your headphones, your coffee, and maybe a vacuum sealer of your own. It’s a chaotic good time as always with your girls at Adventures of Des & Cort. 💖New episode is live on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Tune in to Adventures of Des and Cort for unhinged energy, a lot of laughs, and plenty of real talk. 💋🎙️#podcastbesties #shrinktheclothesnotthevibe #funnywomen #bestiefueledchaos #carryonqueen #serotoninhit #funnyfriends #womenwhopodcast #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan Mail🎧 Tina #487 is here and honestly… she’s unhinged, iconic, and living rent-free in our heads.This week’s episode is serving chaotic comfort and couch confessions because we can’t stick to one topic and honestly, that’s our charm. 😂Des kicks things off with her passionate ESPN rant. It’s loud, it’s repetitive, and apparently it’s hereditary because her daughter feels the exact same way. 🫣📺Fantasy Football made a surprise appearance and Cort casually revealed she’s played before. Of course she has. Our little tomboy is full of surprises. 🏈✨We get real about why women need to talk about what’s actually going on in their lives. No more “I’m fine.” We’re building support systems over here. 💬🤍Zeek is back for the winter and fully claimed the backyard couch like it’s his throne. 🛋️Then we spiral down Des’s latest obsession… Instagram page VHS Dating. Imagine singles in the 80s recording dating interviews on VHS tapes. The people. The energy. The hair. Tina #487 is pure unhinged gold and we can’t get enough.🎥💅✨Cort’s also in her Swifty Era, hanging on to lyrics like they’re life or death, while Des is just vibing to background noise. Two music listener types. One iconic duo. 🎶🫡We praise alone time like the queens we are. A solo day with music, a clean house and some self care can heal a soul. 🙌And then the ultimate holiday debate begins. 🎄 Cort decorates November 1, Des waits until after Thanksgiving. Whose side are you on?#podcastbesties #tina487 #adventuresofdesandcort #vhsdating #unhingedqueen #espnrant #fantasyfootball #swiftyera #holidaydebate #alonevibes #selfcareday #funnywomen #podcastvibes #chaoticenergy #80svibes #rechargeyourself We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailGetting older? We’re here for it. We’re not fighting the years, we’re celebrating them. Because honestly… isn’t getting older the goal? 👑This week we talk about the viral gummies that have taken over Des’s algorithm and officially de-influenced her 🙅‍♀️🍬. Cort spills the tea from her dreamy anniversary trip to McCall (golf, massages, wine, yes please) but also a hot flash of rage thanks to one steakhouse diva who needed everyone to know he got the wrong steak. Sir… it’s not that serious. 🥩😤We share our brain mush moments of the week including “have such a great day” to strangers and “room for wiggle” to clients. We rant a little about the government shutdown because Des has flights coming up and she simply needs that government turned back on ✈️😂.Then we get into the documentary Monster: The Ed Gein Story and how Cort somehow got sucked into watching a horror doc when that is not our vibe. But she started it, so she’s finishing it. 💀📺Sprinkle in some rambling, some laughs, and some real talk, and you’ve got yourself an episode.#adventuresofdesandcort #podcastbesties #aginglikefinewine #deinfluenced #governmentshutdown #travelgirlies #truecrimetime #reallifepodcast  We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailBack from Dallas and we’ve got STORIES. From airport chaos to near-stranger-danger moments, this trip was anything but boring. Des had a seatmate who was sweet enough to offer us a ride to the hotel…but listen sir, we are not starring in your true crime documentary today. 🚩😂Meanwhile, Cortnie once again proved her iron bladder skills — years of flying and this woman has never used an airplane bathroom. Not once. ✨🙅‍♀️ Is she a legend or a lunatic? You decide.Cory popped in with another one of his dreams (why are men like this? 🤔) and also managed to walk in on Des mid–self-tan session, only to ask if she got a new tattoo. No sir, that tattoo has been there since she was 18…and yes, it still counts as badass. 💀🔥And let’s not forget the travel chaos — Dallas is ALWAYS delayed, but somehow we snagged the very last direct flights and avoided a surprise overnight in Denver. ✨Travel gods: 1, chaos: 0.We also spill on our Besties Social Club – Wine About It Wednesday event 🥂. The turnout was amazing, the vibes were everything, and our cups (literal and metaphorical) are full thanks to all the incredible women who showed up. 💕This episode is equal parts ✈️ chaos, 🛑 stranger danger, 💀 old tattoos, 🥂 bestie energy, and a whole lot of laughs.🎧 Tune in, because you know that thing ain’t sitting still — and neither are we.#podcastbesties #girlstripvibes #airportchaos #strangerdanger #neverpeeingonaplane #wineaboutitwednesday #bestiesocialclub #womenover40 #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan Mail👖✈️ How is it possible to shop for 11 hours straight and still end up screaming “I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!” at your closet?? That’s talent, babes. While Cort is already mentally in Dallas, Des tried to start packing early… but somehow ended up deep-cleaning her closet, organizing jewelry, and side-eyeing her ADHD instead. The suitcase? Still empty. The chaos? Still undefeated. 🤦‍♀️✨Meanwhile, Cort’s out there living her “one of the dudes” era again on the golf course 🏌️‍♀️—crushing it with the boys like she hasn’t been doing that her whole life. And Des? She got glammed up for the Air Force Ball, danced her ass off 💃 and realized her spark is officially BACK (cue HRT mic drop 💊🔥).Oh, and we had thoughts, big ones…about the show Platonic. Like, can you really be married and have a ride-or-die BFF of the opposite sex that you go on adventures with? Sorry, but that’s giving 🚩🚩🚩. Couples’ friends are one thing, but this? Hard pass for us.Between closets, golf swings, gowns, and hot takes on platonic BS, this episode is basically proof that we can rant, roast, and ramble our way through anything. 💅😂🎧 Buckle up, babes—this one’s as packed tighter than our suitcases (that we’ll finish packing tomorrow).#nothingtowear #packingfails #adhdstrikesagain #hrtglowup #oneofthedudes #platonicmyass #golfgirlies #suitcasechaos #besties #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week’s chaos is brought to you by slicked-back ponies, too many shopping bags, and way too much trust in Type A Cort. 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️We kicked things off with Cort running a full-blown hair experiment on Des (spoiler: she passed the BFF test with flying colors), and Des has officially coined our new favorite phrase: “That’s little ponytail behavior.” It’s iconic, it’s petty, and it’s our new personality trait. 🤌😂Cort also revealed her latest TikTok hyper-fixation — a party trick that involves fruit, brute strength, and maybe a little too much wine. 🍎👀 No spoilers, but let’s just say…she’s basically training for Fight Club. Speaking of, Des’s husband has officially pitched Fight Club: Family Edition and already knows exactly who he wants to fight first. (Yes, we’re still processing that.) 🥊🤣Meanwhile, we took an 11-hour shopping trip that left us wondering:🛍 What even is our jean size anymore?🍷 Why did we black out halfway through Abercrombie?🤣 Who were those women cackling in the dressing rooms (oh wait, it was us)?And because we like to live on the edge, we’re gearing up for our Dallas trip where Des goes full Type B traveler and lets Cort run the show. That’s not just friendship — that’s trust. 🙌✈️As usual, there were laughs, drinks, rambling, and enough inside jokes to last a lifetime. Basically, it’s the podcast equivalent of that chaotic group chat you never want to leave. 🫶🎙️ #thatslittleponytailbehavior #bestiepodcast #slickbackponyvibes #bffenergy #girlstripprep #11hourshoppinghaul #fightclubbutmakeitfamily #dallasherewecome We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week, Cort passes the mic to her daughter Adrianna who’s smack in the middle of a quarter-life crisis and not afraid to roast her mom. 👩‍👧 From ditching cosmetology ✂️ to making a big pivot into nursing 💉, Adrianna proves life detours can be hilarious, messy, and absolutely worth it.But the real fun? She’s spilling childhood stories 👧, talking lying to Des when she babysat 👶, and roasting Cort for flooding her inbox with ‘warning/be careful” TikToks like it’s her actual career. 📲😂 It’s raw honesty, family chaos, and the kind of mom-daughter banter that’ll make you feel like you’re sitting right in the living room with us.✨ Listen if you’ve ever had a quarter-life meltdown, changed your path, or just been personally victimized by your mom’s anxiety.Basically, it’s Adrianna in her unfiltered glory, and you don’t want to miss it.#quarterlifecrisis #momdaughterbanter #familychaos #podcastfunny #adventuresofdesandcort #femalepodcastWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailWelcome to Kegels, Convicts & Cash, the episode where Des and Cort prove that literally nothing is off-limits. We start with prison pen pals (because our algorithms think we need one) then slide right into the world of Kegel games with their very own app (yes, there’s an app for that 💪🍑). Somewhere between clenching and cringing, we bury our heads in the sand about life’s simplest tasks, only to pop back up dreaming about what we’d do if we hit the lottery. Spoiler: it’s not practical.But wait…there’s more! We spiral into the new Netflix doc Unknown Number (the kind of binge that makes you rethink every late-night text), share the funniest WiFi network names we’ve spotted (CatLadyFarts, we see you 👀💨), and of course, give way too much airtime to the infamous humping saddle.Basically, it’s chaos, comedy, and clenching all rolled into one episode. 🎙️✨#kegelsconvictsandcash #podcastcomedy #chaosandclenching #bestfriendpodcast #prisonpenpals #netflixunknownnumber #funnywifi #humpingsaddle #lotterydreaming #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailWe’ve all heard it before 🙄 the side comments, the judgment, the “you’re just taking the easy way out.” This week, we’re setting the record straight. 💥✨ Hot Flashes of the Week:– People who text demanding things with zero greeting… rude. 😒📱– Our smartwatches owning our souls. If it doesn’t get tracked, did it even happen? 🕒🏃‍♀️⌚💉 Then we dive into something real: our year on Tirzepatide. No shame. No stigma. Just the truth about how good we feel, how much life has changed, and why no one should feel guilty for doing what works for them. 🙌🔥We’re calling out the myths, shutting down the haters, and sharing the messy, honest, empowering side of it all. 💪💃🎧 Tune in, because you know they’ll say, “You’ll Gain It All Back!” and we’re here to prove them wrong. 😉#tirzepatide #honestconversations #spicyandtrue #wellnesswithoutshame #glp1 #adventuresofdesandcort #femalepodcastersWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan Mail⛳️ From serious golf tourneys to serious meltdowns about spouses and rule-sticklers, we’re spilling it all this week. Turns out trying new things is terrifying… until it’s not and then it’s the best time ever. 💃✨📱 We also call ourselves out (ruthlessly) for doom-scrolling like it’s a full-time job and make a pact to put the damn phones down. Balance, babes.💤 Des even had a dream so real it almost broke up our friendship…but don’t worry, we’re still here, ranting, laughing, and calling each other out like the rudest bitches we know.🎙️ Chaos, honesty, and a little self-dragging. Just another day on the pod.#podcastbesties #funnywomen #golfgirlies #dooomscrolling #chaospodcast #rudestbitch #adventuresofdesandcort We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week, we accidentally audition for a true crime podcast.It starts with Des trying to sell her car and ends with a total stranger taking it solo for a “test drive”  which apparently included picking up her kid from daycare, running errands, and leaving us stranded for an hour.In between plotting how to file a police report without sounding like idiots, we cover:💩 shitty customer service😳 why we get instantly awkward when anyone is nice to us🌞 unsolicited melasma talk📱 embarrassing texts we wish we could un-send🌀 the fine art of being delightfully weirdBasically, it’s chaos, skincare, and a little light grand larceny — you know, a typical Thursday with us.#adventuresofdesandcort #grandtheftauto #podcastcomedy #shittycustomerservice #melasma #embarrassingtexts #testdrive #chaosqueens #funnywomen #comedyduoWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailDon’t let the title fool you, this episode is anything but a bore. Unless you’re our IT department, in which case… please call us back. Again. For the third time. 😤💻This week, we’re serving up proud mom vibes and chaotic ramblings, per usual:👩‍👧‍👦 Our kids are out here thriving and making us emotional! One started her dream job at a salon right next to our office (so we’ll be stalking her daily), another is flying the nest and moving out on her own (random drop by, here we come), and one is off for his second year of college (please call home). We’re bursting with pride and pretending not to cry.📞 Meanwhile, we’ve entered another episode of IT Support Theatre, where nothing is ever resolved and you're always transferred to someone “who can better assist you”... who then sends you back to the original person.🌀 In true Bestie fashion, we also spiral into some very important discussions like:Is there a correct spot to put a dirty dish if the dishwasher is full?The harmonica is a tad harder to learn than expected?Why is golf so good one day and shit the next (and we keep putting ourselves through it)?So, grab your AirPods, hide from your family for 37 minutes, and enjoy the weekly ride that is Snooze Fest — which is only boring in name, not in vibe.#snoozefestbutmakeitfun#mompride#itsupportneverworks#podcastchaos#funnyfemalehosts#bestfriendbanter#adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailWe may not be honor students, but we are women of wisdom, wine, and wildly off-topic rambles. 💃🏼🍷This week, your favorite harlots got a little harmonious about the things we didn’t care enough about in school and the adult-ed classes we deserve now. Think: zero tests, zero grades, and absolutely no homework. Just learning, laughing, and sipping a cab sav while discussing the French Revolution and how to set boundaries.Here’s what’s inside the episode:🧠 Sip & Learn: Cort’s brother-in-law hit her with a surprise history quiz and she flopped HARD. So naturally, she phoned a friend (aka Des) and turned the whole thing into a podcast segment. Turns out, Des was hiding some brainy brilliance. Nerd alert.📚 TikTok University: Cort’s algorithm has convinced her to start a new hobby. Des tries to guess what it is, and let’s just say it’s very Cort. Get ready for a new talent reveal soon(ish).🎤 Des in Donnelly: A weekend getaway filled with singing, dancing, karaoke…aka Des’s actual nightmare. She spectated like a champ while the rest of the family went full Broadway. Meanwhile, her mother-in-law crushed it at ping pong like she’s training for the Olympics.👶🏼 Big Baby Energy: Des’s fam welcomed a 10.2 lb baby niece, and we’re obsessed. All the cheeks. All the squish. A princess from day one.And as always, the episode is sprinkled with unhinged detours, deep thoughts, and a dash of wisdom from your two favorite podcast aunties.#sipandlearn#adventuresofdesandcort#funnyfemalehosts#femalepodcast#notyouraverageclassroomWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailWe’re not bad friends, we’re efficient friends. The show-up-when-it-matters, no-fluff, no daily check-ins or long mushy texts, but we’ll absolutely show up when it counts. Need a ride? We’re there. Need a hype woman? Done. Need to emotionally unpack? Don’t do it too often.This week’s lineup of hot chaos includes:🚗 Cort’s Peaceful Era (Unless She’s Driving): She’s evolved into a calm, grounded woman… unless you’re going under the speed limit. Then it’s full “GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE” energy.🗣️ Des’s Sunday Soap Opera: Just a casual Sunday until a guy jumps out of a truck yelling “F you, John!” to his buddy in the driver’s seat. Instant drama. Was it a fight? A breakup? We may never know.📍 Des vs. The Neighbor (Again): She found the pin that marks the property line (yay!). But she’s still mad at her passive-aggressive pen pal next door.🚱 Cort’s Well Is Unwell: Broken. Again. No water. For the third time in 10 months. She will be unwell if this happens again.🕒 Treasure Valley Time Warp: Born and raised here, so in our minds? Everything’s 45 minutes away. Boise to Mountain Home? 45. Boise to Nampa, Eagle, Caldwell? Also 45. Totally inaccurate and causing us to be late.And as always, other slightly unhinged ramblings, friendship banter, and moments that’ll make you laugh-snort in public. You’ve been warned.#adventuresofdesandcort #dadfriendenergy #passiveaggressiveneighbors#cortswellishell #fyoujohn #45minutesforeverything #funnyfemalehostsWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailWhen life gives you lemons and a leaky floaty… complain just loud enough and your very own Uncle Alan might show up with a Crown Royal bag full of change and a firm “Go buy the damn thing.”This week’s episode is a chaotic cocktail of:🔥 Hot Flashes:– Dogs puking like it’s their job– AI-generated texts that sound like a robot wrote them mid-panic attack– People who clearly didn’t proofread before hitting send (we’re judging, kindly)🧠 Then we spiral into memory loss. Not the “where are my keys” kind, but the kind where you realize big chunks of your life feel like deleted scenes. Anxiety? Disassociation? Too many years living on edge? Probably. But hey, at least our kids will have a TikTok trail of theirs.🎥 We also chat about the Bryan Koberger case, the new Prime documentary, and the lifted gag order. Spoiler alert: we’re watching with popcorn and opinions.And of course, the real MVP of the episode: Uncle Alan, who heard Cort’s floaty meltdown and responded like any true legend would… with sarcasm, spare change, and just the right amount of tough love. 💸Tune in for laughs, light existential dread and the beauty of being sponsored by sass and a bag full of change.#sponsoredbyunclealan #funnyfemalehosts #tipsytankjourney #floatysponsored#whiningworksWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week, we're tossing judgment, shame, and any lingering dignity straight into the f*ckit bucket and honestly, it’s getting full. 😅👩‍👧‍👦 First up: dad jokes. Des came in hot with classics like “pullin’ chocks” and “pinchin’ a loaf” and we’re 99% sure our kids now plan to emancipate themselves. Mission accomplished. 💩✌️💋 Then we dive into the spicy world of couples being extremely authentic online. Like, "here's how we spice up our marriage" authentic. We love love... but also, but can we get a warning before the visual?🚩📱💦🙃 We confess the weird little icks our partners give us and how love is agreeing to tolerate someone’s annoying behaviors forever.🌡️ Hormones? Wrecking us. Mood swings, brain fog, weird pain?? But thank goodness for hormone therapy because maybe we’re not just moody gremlins after all.It's unfiltered, it's relatable, and it's us. Laugh with us, cringe with us, toss your dignity in the bucket with us.#fckitbucket #dadjokesfordays#spicycontent #hormonalmess #funnywomenover40#adventuresofdesandcort  We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailSome people get a glow-up and immediately forget they were ever crusty. 🙃In this episode, we talk about the high horse Olympics. Those folks who were broke, struggling, or overweight five minutes ago and now act like they invented success. 🐴✨ Cool it, Carol. Just because you’ve got veneers and a gym membership doesn’t mean you get to shame someone still in the trenches. Humility called, and it’s wondering where you went.Des got a letter in the mail. Like… stamped. Addressed to “Neighbor.” All to say, “Hey, your tractor tapped our hog fence.” 🚜🐷 Apparently, walking 40 feet to have a human conversation was just too much, so passive-aggressive pen pals it is.Cort’s got a new tic: she can’t wear sunglasses because they make her feel like her vision isn’t as crisp. You ever turn down the music to find a street sign? Same energy. 😂We dive into the hilariously awkward world of social anxiety moves. You know the ones:✨  Overexplaining like our life depends on it✨  Leaving social events with zero warning✨  Saying “you too!” when the barista says “enjoy your coffee”✨  Creating full-on mental PowerPoint presentations before sending a textWe’re all just Crying But Trying out here, besties.So, turn us up, laugh with us, and remember…judgment is out, weird is in. 🧡#cryingbuttrying #highhorse #passiveaggressiveneighbors #socialanxiety #adventuresofdesandcort #tractordrama #bestfriendpodcast #femalepodcastersWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week’s episode is brought to you by hot flashes and hotter takes 🔥Cort’s still fired up over Idaho’s worst drivers (and giving them a piece of her mind in her car ALONE), and Des is in a full-blown rage spiral over those preachy “I’m better than you” posts. 🚨 We get it, you're holier than thou and so cool (but still weirdly posting trying to be relatable?).We chat about how scrolling first thing in the morning is messing up our mornings, and how Des’s F45 workout had her questioning all her life choices… and her ability to sit without wincing.We recap our golf trip to Quail Hollow ⛳beautiful views, killer hills, and humbling. Then chat about a few mean girls who missed the “be kind” memo. Why is it so hard to just be happy for other women? Ugh.Cort shares her latest summer gem: the Tipsy Tank is BACK, and she’s ready for a little Chunky Dunkin’—sunshine, snacks, and swimsuits that don’t give you a complex. 🍷🩱Plus: we weigh in on the Karen Read case (we think the jury got it right) and talk about the real goal in life… being supportive, not salty.Pour something cold, grab a snack, and hit play. It’s like hanging with your unfiltered besties who just want everyone to calm down and be nice. (Unless you’re a tailgater. Then buckle up.)#chunkydunkin #womenwhosupportwomen #adventuresofdesandcort #thisis40andfunnyWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan Mail🎙 Got The MorbsThis week, Des has the morbs (aka a 19th-century case of the blahs), Cort’s high on wedding dress joy, and Zeek the cat has returned from his mysterious sabbatical like he didn’t ghost the entire family. Classic cat behavior. 🐾We dive into the emotional rollercoaster of wedding dress shopping for Cort’s daughter (yes, we cried), the return of the strawberry moon and how it's apparently the closest to Earth since 2006—so if you’ve been feeling unhinged lately… blame the moon. 🌕We talk about how our daily routines have gone from full glam in our 20s to “moisturizer and hope” in our 40s, and honestly? We’re thriving. Confidence and a solid IDGAF attitude are doing the heavy lifting these days. 💁‍♀️Other topics include:🐈 Zeek’s home and acting like he didn’t ghost us🟡 Who’s your yellow? (Spoiler: we’re each other’s)🛏️ Do you need adventure or just a nap? We’re still deciding💪 Dad bods — toned arms, soft middles, and all the fun✨ A midlife craving for spontaneity and maybe... mild chaos?It’s honest, hilarious, and probably a little too real. Tune in if you're into friendship, feral phases, and not wearing real pants.#gothemorbs #strawberrymoon #dadbodappreciation #catcameback #whosyouryellow #adventuresofdesandcort We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week, we’re reporting live from the Buddy Bench…population: us. After our big golf league dreams ended with just the two of us sipping drinks alone on the patio, we realized maybe we’re not everyone's cup of Arnold Palmer. But hey, we crack ourselves up, so it’s fine. 😅⛳🍹We chat:🐱 Zeek the cat’s midlife crisis. He’s gone missing and were not sure if he went back to his other family. Um, rude?🛣️ Men and directions: still a national emergency.🌀 Cort's anxiety attack on a mountain road thanks to the call of the void.🛍️ Des trying on Gen Z trends with Sophia and somehow leaving with... joggers. Again.💇‍♀️ Slicked-back ponytails: an assault on joy, follicles, and faces. We’re not on board.🛏️ Sleeping in the same bed as our partners is standard... but do some couples not do that? Let’s discuss. 👀🚷 Knobstacles: those people in your life who exist just to test your patience and lower your blood pressure naturally by forcing you to deep breathe through rage.🕳️ Also, someone fell in a 10' x 18" hole and we’re calling it: we’d die instantly from claustrophobia and dramatics.So pull up a chair (we have plenty—no one else is sitting here 😅), and join us for another wildly relatable, slightly chaotic, always hilarious episode. #buddybenchbesties #zeekcomehome #adventuresofdesandcort #wefunpickus #twogirlsonebench #femalepodcasters #podcasts We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan Mail⛳️ Golf league started and somehow we’ve Freaky Friday’d into each other’s personalities — Cort’s the rule-reading golf scholar and Des is out here raw-dogging the fairway with a vodka soda and vibes. 😵‍💫We talk about:🚙 The sacred art of road trip snacking (and why a $100 gas station haul is basically therapy)😩 The soul-crushing feeling of coming home after a trip🫠 The Handmaid’s Tale finale… we are a bit disappointed🏕️ Why putting us in the mountains = instant serotonin🧠 And how the only thing more terrifying than a tee shot is realizing you’ve become the type of person who worries about tee shotsBasically, we’re just two women trying to learn golf, snack responsibly, and find peace.#gasstationsnacks #golfgirls #podcastbesties #freakyfridayenergy #mountainmagic #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, we unpack a senior moment that led Des to accidentally download something that made her computer scream for help (the internet is a scary place, folks). We also attempt to navigate the absolute emotional landmine that is… being given a compliment.  Like, what do you want us to do, smile? Say thank you?? Our imposter syndrome said no.We also catch up on the Handmaid’s Tale (no spoilers, but we’re still emotionally unstable), dive into the nostalgia rabbit hole of the upcoming Besties Social Club: Rewind event (the bangs were big, the box dye was strong), and talk about how Instagram is out here exposing our DMs with that new “wanna share this Reel you just sent privately?” feature. 🚩No thanks, Zuck. Stay outta our brains.Dee got a new nickname (👋 Meet Oscar, but you’re not allowed to call her that unless you love her), Cort's TikTok feed has taken a sharp left into CreepTok, and we’re once again accidentally twinning like the psychic weirdos we are—outfits, phrases, brainwaves and all.Also… did you know one of life’s biggest tragedies is that you’ll never truly know how deeply loved you are? 💔From your mom memorizing your baby face to people associating you with songs, it’s a reminder to soak it up, even if you panic and awkward laugh when someone’s nice to you.We’re awkward. We’re kinda tired. But we’re doing our best. See you at Rewind, Besties. 💕#telluswesuck #awkwardgirliesunite #impostersyndrome #oscarvibes #adventuresofdesandcort #bigbangenergy #creeptok #twinsies #bestiessocialclubWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailWe laughed, we ranted, we asked trees for emotional support. 🌳😭This week’s episode is brought to you by exhaustion, unhinged headlines, and the absolute audacity of people who park like they’re in a bumper car arena. 🚗💥We’re coming down from the post-event high (read: crash), which means everything annoys us just a little bit more than usual. Like family members putting things where they do not belong 😤 or sucky parkers who clearly said, “That’ll do,” and walked away with pride.Then we spiral into:The Diddy drama (allegedly, allegedly, ALLEGEDLY) and how 50 Cent is turning court cases into comedy content 📉😂The Sperm Race in LA, because science said “let’s make fertility a track meet” 🏃‍♂️🍆Whether TREES can actually hear us and if they’re silently judging us (probably) 🌲👀A real-time identity crisis when we’re around smart people and suddenly feel like the biggest dummies in the room 🧠💥How our sleep schedules now mirror those of medieval villagers and we’re... okay with it? 😴🕯️And the Handmaid’s Tale episode that emotionally wrecked us and may have triggered a mild rage blackout.🧕🔥We also proudly introduce the term “Thunder C*nt™”—because sometimes, being calm and collected is simply not an option. ⚡️💅So grab a caffeine IV, avoid eye contact with nearby trees, and come laugh with your favorite delusional besties. We’re tired. We’re ranty. But we’re still showing up. Barely.#treescanhearyou #diddysintrouble #thundercuntenergy #spermrace2025 #handmaidhangover #dumbbutcute #adventuresofdesandcort #podcastchaos #femalepodcastersWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan Mail🚨 Warning: We’re operating at peak delusion this week and honestly? It’s working for us. 😎✨In this episode of Delulu Is The Only Solulu, we unravel the pure chaos that is planning a golf tournament 🏌️‍♀️⛳ (if spreadsheets were edible, we’d be stress-snacking on them). But mark our words—we’re about to host the best damn golf event this town has ever seen 💅💥.We chat about how the mental load we carry as women is WILD 🧠💫 (we love men, but let’s be real—they’d fold like lawn chairs in our brains for a day). We share the icks that make women CRINGE on dates 🤢, from weird texts to the audacity of grown men not using a fitted sheet. Ick! Just. No.In honor of Mother’s Day, we answer some funny and heartfelt mom questions 💐❤️, including that ongoing inner war between loving our freedom and wanting to throw a rock at the helicopters buzzing by just as we fall asleep 🚁😤.We also discuss how we’re delusional enough to believe we could start Adventures of Des & Cort Consulting because if there’s one thing we do thrive in, it’s chaos. And honestly? We’d crush it. 💼🔥We wrap with a big ol’ Happy Birthday to our girl Sophia 🎉 and shoutout all the incredible moms out there. Happy Mother’s Day to the bonus moms, angel moms, struggling moms, thriving moms, animal moms and the ones barely hanging on. You’re seen. You’re loved. And you’re doing great. 💕So pour that coffee, sip that wine (your call), and get ready to laugh with us through the madness. Because truly… delulu is the only solulu.#deluluisthesolulu #podcastlaughs #mentaloverload #momlife #adventuresofdesandcort #womenwhorunstuff #chaosqueens #happymothersday #femalepodcasters We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailThis week’s episode is full of ✨closet meltdowns, chaotic would-you-rathers, and a surprising amount of bathroom talk,✨you're welcome in advance.We kick things off with a fashion crisis. Shopping when your brain is running on 47 tabs and a half-charged mental battery? Impossible. 🧠 Des is loyal to her high-rise jeans…but not too baggy, please! Cort, on the other hand, has a torso the length of a crouton and high-rise is NOT invited. Her mid-section demands mid or low-rise only, thankyouverymuch.Then we dive into some wild would-you-rathers:Would you rather wear a prom dress to every work event? Or answer the phone with “Aloha, hot stuff!”? ☎️🌺How about announcing your bathroom business before entering… or narrating it live with a mic? 🎤🚽We also weigh in on the very personal (and hilarious) sit vs stand wiping debate (yes, that’s a thing), and talk about how being a mom to adults still means wanting to scream “NO MA’AM” when they come up with questionable plans.This episode is chaotic, ridiculous, and so us. Hit play, laugh loud, and maybe bring your own microphone to the bathroom.#alohahotstuff #adventuresofdesandcort #bathroomtalk #podcastfunny #femalepodcasters We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan Mail🚨 BOLO!🚨(Be On the Lookout…Cort just realized what that means and we’re never letting it go 🤣)In this episode, we’re covering all the chaos, cringe, and country living struggles you never knew you needed. Cort kicks us off with a HOT (literally) flash about losing power in the middle of nowhere 🏡⚡aka, no water, no showers, and lots of questioning life choices. Because when you're on a well system, power outages don’t just mean no Netflix... they mean no flushing 🚽😩.Then we break down that painfully awkward proposal that’s gone viral, 💍😬 the one where she smacked his hands away like he was handing her a bill, then suddenly hit us with the “I will” 2 seconds later. Romance isn’t dead… it’s just confused.💡 Des hits Cort with the most unhinged “Would You Rather” to date: 🥤 Would you rather wear a fedora everywhere for the rest of your life... 😳 OR drink two drops of your enemy’s pee every time you take a drink?Let’s just say, one of us thought way too hard about the logistics, and the other is suddenly okay with drinking pee forever. 🎩😂PLUS, we’re shouting from the rooftops because:✨ Sophia landed an amazing new job she worked her booty off for 💼👏✨ Adrianna got ENGAGED and we are officially in our wedding planning era 💍💃We also talk about the 80-year-old Russian grandma who FELL SIX STORIES out her window and just casually rolled off the car hood like a Marvel stunt double 🧓💥. This lady is made of steel and vibes.BOLO for Besties Rewind our next Besties Social Club event where you recreate one of your most cringe-worthy old photos and bring it to life for a night of laughs, memories, and probably some deep regrets. 📸✨Grab your headphones, your drink (🚫 preferably pee-free), and come LOL with us. It’s giving rural chaos, rom-com fails, and serious Bestie vibes. 🎧💃#BOLO #fedoraorpee #adventuresofdesandcort  #bestiepodcast #bestiessocialclub #wouldyourather #daughterwins We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan Mail🚀 Buckle up, Besties this episode is flying straight to the moon…and it’s full of hot flashes, high brows, and zero tolerance for bad behavior. 😤🔥This week, we’re ranting about disrespectful kids on the golf course (WHERE are your parents? ⛳️👀), and shady corporations dragging small businesses to try and keep your business (the audacity 🙄💼).We romanticize the heck out of life 💐🎶✨ because when you pretend you’re in a movie montage, the vibes are brighter, smells are better, and we refuse to let anyone kill the mood.🎥🌈Then we dive into the tone-deaf launch of Blue Origin 🚀 aka “rich people cosplaying astronauts.” The internet delivered chef’s kiss content on that one. Then the eyebrow sales coach 🧐 who wants you to pitch like eyebrow height makes a difference in decision making.And finally…the internet’s kinkiest oversharers make their debut because apparently nothing is too weird to post.🎧 Buckle up, Besties…it's a ride.#adventuresofdesandcort #podcastlol #eyebrowcoach #blueorigin #romanticizeeverything We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailOld Man Energy has officially entered the chat… and it’s wearing readers 👓, yelling “HUHHH?” at full volume, and making sure we stretch before walking briskly 🧍‍♀️‍➡️🧍‍♀️💨.We’re recapping our Bingo event 🎉 (shoutout to all the Besties that showed up 💕), plus another event where Des won a prize 🏆 but immediately went into full panic mode at the idea of attention 😳. She tried to pawn the prize off on Cort (❌ denied), then smoothly talked our boss into claiming it 🫣.Meanwhile, Cort discovered she has full-blown Grandpa Energy🧓… couldn’t hear anything 🔊❌, told Des to “just claim the prize already,” and was dropping “huh?!” every 5 minutes like it was her job 🤷‍♀️.We had digital dinosaur moments🦕: calling over a random teen thinking it was Des’s son (it was not 🙈), and wrestling with a photo booth like it required a NASA login 🚀📸.We also learned:- Des had a full-on 4th grade crush on her bus driver 🚌 and swears he was singing Toni Braxton 🎶 just for her.  - Cort has never done a full cartwheel 🤸‍♀️ and has no plans to start now. At this age, cartwheels require prep, prayers 🙏, and a chiropractor on speed dial ☎️.Plug in, press play ▶️, and join us for the chaos. It’s giving joint pain, awkward moments, and nostalgic crushes 🦴💘.So grab your heating pad🔥, turn up the volume📢, and come laugh with us until it hurts (in a good way) 😂.#oldmanenergy #tonibraxtonfantasy #digitaldinos #podcaslaughs #adventuresofdesandcort #bestiesocialclub #jointpainandpunchlines We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan MailBuckle up, besties—this episode is a ride. 🎢 First up, we need to talk about 1923 and how Spencer is STILL trying to get back to the ranch. Like, sir… we know it’s the early 1900s, but even a homing pigeon would’ve made it by now. 🦅⏳Then, we dive into the chaos that is Lori Vallow’s latest interview, where she fully doubled down on her delusions. The audacity? Unmatched. The detachment from reality? Astronomical. 🚀🤯Cort shares some true crime level drama from her own neighborhood, and somehow, she wasn’t the first one to call the cops?! Who even is she anymore?! 🚔😳We also discuss how a mom’s entire emotional state depends on how well her kids are vibing, while dudes just need their wife to be thriving and they’re good. 🤷‍♀️ The difference is staggering.Then, we asked the internet: What’s the weirdest thing someone has ever casually said to you as if it were totally normal? The responses? A masterpiece of unhinged storytelling. 🎭A stranger once told Cort her 4-month-old was an Indigo Child. 🧐🔮 Cool cool cool, gonna go Google if we need to start a cult now.A guy with a needle in his arm swore he had diabetes and had to inject directly into the vein. Uh, sir… that’s not insulin, that’s LIEABETES. 🚩💉Someone PAID to smell a used cast. 🤢💰 Times are tough, but dang.Oh, and let’s not forget the inspirational moment of the episode, an older colleague of ours just got a tattoo that says "Til’ You Can’t," and honestly, it’s the best motto we’ve heard in a while. (Even if she’s planning on jumping out of planes until gravity tells her otherwise. 😵✈️)And finally, those lifestyle coaches who claim they can turn 24 hours into three days? What is this, Hogwarts? 🎩✨ Des and Cort could NEVER be coach girlies. We don’t take orders, we barely take suggestions. 💁‍♀️All this and so much more—so grab your earbuds, your beverage of choice, and prepare to feel better about your own life choices. 😂🎧#lieabetes #whatintheactual #spencerpleasegethome #momlife #wecallbs #podcastchaos #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort