Receipts! Proof! Timeline! Screenshots!

We don't have any new year new us resolutions girls and boys - if anything we're resolved to remain as chaotic and catastrophic as last year. We know you missed us over the holidays, but you didn't miss much - we shopped, sunned, snored and for Brookey - sanctioned screen time.Whilst we were off duty, Hollywood was working overtime: between Saltburn and Salt Lake City, wow there's a lot for us to discuss. Brookey fills Alana in on the pop culture sensation that is Gypsy Rose Blanchard, the highly esteemed motherkiller. We did only a spot of shopping, but here are some recs for you anyway:Read: I have some questions for you by Rebecca MakkaiRead: Down the drain by Julia FoxRead: Promising young women by Caroline O’DonohughRead: Yellowface by R. F. KuangBrookey's de-mineralising spray https://www.hairhouse.com.au/products/color-wow-dream-filter-pre-shampoo-spray-200mlRHG Signature cleanser https://www.mecca.com/en-au/korres/greek-yoghurt-foaming-cream-cleanser-pre-probiotics-150ml-I-056981/?cgpath=brands-korresAlana's elbow length t-shirts https://www.uniqlo.com/au/en/products/E455359-000?colorCode=COL00&sizeCode=SMA002