The Roommate Song

I have a roommate and he isn’t very nice to me. I have a roommate and he isn’t very nice to me. So I jizz on your bed when you go to class and when you find out, you are probably gonna kick my ass. I have a roommate and he likes to turn on the light when I’m sleeping in my bed so late at night. And every time, I wake with a heart attack, but as you’re watching TV, I’m thinking how to get you back. So I jizz on your bed when you go to class and when you find out, you are probably gonna kick my ass. I have a roommate and we don’t see eye to eye, but I’m sure that he’s a really nice guy. Just sometimes he gets under my skin, but when I get so mad, all I can do is grin and I know it’s a sin, but I jizz on your bed when you go to class and when you find out, you are probably gonna kick my ass