The Traveling Gypsies

The Perfect Egg , Throuple, Bad Sportsman , Caught Watching Porn , Fat Rafter , Heart Attack

Episode 72 of the The Unprofessionals podcast, hosted by E-Dawg & Evo , titled "The Traveling Gypsies" was published on March 18, 2025 and runs 60 minutes.

March 18, 2025 ·60m · The Unprofessionals

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Summary

This week, Evo sets out on a heroic quest to find the perfect egg, only to crack one tougher than his old leather skin (and that’s saying something). The boys discuss how Evo's search for breakfast turned into a battle of wills with his eggs, with no clear winner. Meanwhile, Lord Short Cut nearly had a heart attack this week—don’t worry, he’s fine… ish—after a terrifying incident that may or may not have involved too much stress and an unhealthy amount of spearmint choc milks getting him the name "FAT RAFTER"In the midst of all the egg drama, E-Dawg regrets getting the worst tattoo ever and is now on the brink of needing an amputation after a spa incident left him more moist than an oyster. (Trust us, it’s as bad as it sounds.)But that’s not all! The boys dive deep into some questionable life choices, from bad sportsmanship to the ethics of sleeping with your mother-in-law to secure the perfect throuple. Oh, and let’s not forget the major slip-up when one of them gets caught watching porn on the projector in front of... well, pretty much everyone.It’s an episode full of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more moisture than anyone needed. Tune in for all the laughs, the cringes, and the life lessons we definitely didn’t learn.Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode Description

This week, Evo sets out on a heroic quest to find the perfect egg, only to crack one tougher than his old leather skin (and that’s saying something). The boys discuss how Evo's search for breakfast turned into a battle of wills with his eggs, with no clear winner.

Meanwhile, Lord Short Cut nearly had a heart attack this week—don’t worry, he’s fine… ish—after a terrifying incident that may or may not have involved too much stress and an unhealthy amount of spearmint choc milks getting him the name "FAT RAFTER"

In the midst of all the egg drama, E-Dawg regrets getting the worst tattoo ever and is now on the brink of needing an amputation after a spa incident left him more moist than an oyster. (Trust us, it’s as bad as it sounds.)

But that’s not all! The boys dive deep into some questionable life choices, from bad sportsmanship to the ethics of sleeping with your mother-in-law to secure the perfect throuple. Oh, and let’s not forget the major slip-up when one of them gets caught watching porn on the projector in front of... well, pretty much everyone.

It’s an episode full of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more moisture than anyone needed.

Tune in for all the laughs, the cringes, and the life lessons we definitely didn’t learn.

Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.