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The Unprofessionals
by E-Dawg & Evo
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Evo, Edawg & The Lord: Beer Awards Gone Wild
In this laugh-out-loud episode, Evo, Edawg, and the ever-mysterious “The Lord” descend upon the annual Beer Awards with one mission: to cause absolute, glorious chaos. From questionable tasting notes (“Is that… banana bread?”) to impromptu speeches that no one asked for, the trio turn a…
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It's The Easter Bunny
It’s Easter, the chocolate is somehow pricier than the world’s fuel supply, and the lads are absolutely fired up about it. Before anyone can unwrap a single egg, they’re already asking the big seasonal questions — like why on earth are we eating hot cross buns at Christmas and who decided that…
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All Cast Action Heroes
The boys have crashed back into the studio and the chaos levels are already off the charts. Edawg opens the episode by bragging — loudly — about his massive flathead catch, and honestly, he’s milking it like he just won a world title. Then the lads veer straight into a full‑blown debate about...
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We Have Been Censored !
Edawg has mysteriously disappeared — again — but don’t panic. The Milan has strutted in like a man who definitely didn’t read the group chat and is now pretending he knows what’s going on. Each episode, the lads heroically tackle the world’s biggest questions, such as: Why is China’s population...
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Fuel Wars!
Welcome back to Fuel, Fools & Filth, the only podcast where the lads discuss global fuel prices with the confidence of men who once failed Year 10 maths, then immediately play Cards Against Humanity to remind everyone why we’re not allowed at family gatherings anymore. Tonight’s chaos includes: ⛽...
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Two Tribes Go To War !
Evo & The Lord Hit a Festival They head east, immediately get lost, argue about who was meant to pack the tent, and end up at a festival that smells like sunscreen, dust, and poor decisions. One of them definitely tried to cook sausages on a portable speaker. Edawg Gets COVID… Again He’s on...
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At The Movies with Matt
The lads are back and with a man down, but they do have a special guest. Matt Eeles is the founder of Cinema Australia and the director of the WA Made Film Festival. Lights down, snacks ready, and phones on silent—because tonight, we’re diving into a world where stories come alive and reality…
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This Heart Attack
The lads are back and now tacking on, Fisheries: The lads storm the docks to “fix the fishing industry,” which mostly results in them arguing with a pelican and accidentally dropping someone’s lunch into the ocean. A strong start. Bird Flu: Next, they attempt to investigate bird flu by...
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Let's Make Love Tonight
The lads link together like this: one bloke tries to buy a Valentine’s gift off Marketplace, but the “cute teddy” he finds looks like it’s survived a small house fire. The seller insists it’s “vintage.” The pickup turns into a full soapie moment when the seller’s ex shows up mid‑handover…
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Game Over
Yes, the lads are back — like a bad disease — the kind that laughs at antibiotics and thrives on cheap lager. They’ve rolled in with the confidence of men who haven’t done a load of laundry since 2009 and think “meal prep” means buying two pies instead of one. Meanwhile, the kids are back at...
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You're The Best
The lads are back, stumbling heroically into the spotlight like they’ve just remembered they left the oven on. Australia’s issues are piling up faster than a Bunnings sausage queue on a Saturday, The Lord has conveniently decided now is the perfect time to go on holidays, and Edawg — bless his...
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We're Back & Not Happy !!
The lads have dragged themselves back in after the Christmas break looking like they’ve survived a Category 5 family gathering. One bloke’s still peeling from a sunburn so severe he’s basically a walking croissant. Another spent the entire break on the road getting verbally assaulted by every…
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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals
Christmas has hit The Unprofessionals and absolutely nothing is under control. The lads roll into the silly season firing on all cylinders — talking rubbish, telling questionable stories, and proving once again that professionalism is overrated. Expect laughs, chaos, a few Christmas hot takes…
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Whole Again
Strap in, legends — this episode detonates harder than a dhuie on 10lb line. E-Dawg finally snaps over the Western Australian fishing ban, and it’s safe to say… Roger may not be safe. Not the government, not the fisheries department, not even that one bloke at the ramp who “only kept two”. No one...
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Animals
This week on The Unprofessionals Podcast, the boys officially lose the plot. For reasons unknown (and probably medical), everyone sounds like a different animal: Evo comes in hot, screeching like a cockatoo that’s just found your car keys. The Lord rumbles through the episode like a wounded water...
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Cocaine
This episode is basically what happens when you mix poor decisions, caffeine, and a questionable moral compass. The boys dive into the big life question: “You’ve got 9 months left to live — what the hell are you doing?” Normal people say travel, family time, skydiving…But the Unprofessionals?...
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The Big Tool Man
It finally happened. After 107 episodes of carrying him like a busted wheelbarrow, The Big Tool Man has finally stepped up to the plate — swinging harder than a drunk uncle at Christmas. This week, the boys witness a miracle: the Tool actually brings the goods. Jokes land, stories hit, and for…
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Jelly Bean
The Unprofessionals are back — and this week’s sugar-fuelled chaos hits harder than a dodgy servo coffee. What starts as a simple chat about jelly beans somehow spirals into a full-blown psychological breakdown of childhood trauma Evo swears he’s found the secret to eternal life in a red bean…
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Metalica
The boys hit Perth for the “once-in-a-lifetime” Metallica concert… and left wondering if the band accidentally sent out their wax museum doubles. What should’ve been a night of heavy-metal glory turned into a lukewarm soup of mid-tempo dad riffs, $18 beers, and a crowd that looked like it had…
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The Tinder Swinger
Swipe right on chaos, because this one’s a certified trainwreck. Evo, E-Dawg, and The Lord dive head-first into the red-flag jungle of modern dating — from bio catastrophes to bedroom negotiations that’d make a HR manager faint. 💋 The boys unpack what happens when your “situationship” turns into…
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Rap God
Yo, it’s The Unprofessionals, mate — Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord in the booth. No rules. No filter. Just straight-up truth. This week the lads hit the mic like rap royalty — spinning tales from Kalgoorlie nights to Perth street fights, burgers to brothels, and every unhinged moment in between.…
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The Castle
The lads are back and the walls are coming down — literally and metaphorically. In this unfiltered, hung-over masterpiece we storm The Castle with zero plan, maximum chaos, and enough foul language to get us permanently banned from Sunday school. Expect filthy stories, dodgy confessions, and at...
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The Biggest Content Creators
Strap the f*** in — this one’s chaos from start to finish. The Unprofessionals lock down the biggest content creators in the game and dial them straight into the madness. No filters, no rules, just pure unhinged energy. Expect laughs, arguments, and maybe a few things that’ll get us cancelled...
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8 Mates
The lads are back — louder, looser, and even less qualified to have microphones in front of them. Episode 101 of The Unprofessionals Podcast is a full-blown circus of bad opinions, questionable logic, and stories that probably should’ve stayed at the pub. Expect chaos, swearing, and moments…
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Making Podcasting Great Again
Congratulations, you absolute degenerates—you’ve somehow survived 99 episodes of this circus and decided to show up for #100. Honestly, we don’t know what’s more impressive: our ability to keep recording or your lack of standards for entertainment. In this episode, we celebrate by doing exactly...
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I Got 99 Problems And Getting Cancelled Is One
We’re limping into 99 like an old Holden with three bald tyres and a dodgy alternator. The Lord’s been busy trying to get us cancelled by making jokes even your uncle with a Facebook ban would call “a bit much.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are just counting down to the big 100 like dogs waiting for...
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Kirk
The boys are back and the world feels like it’s tipped upside down. The shocking shooting of Charlie Kirk sparks a raw discussion: are podcasters and commentators now at risk just for speaking their minds? Is this where freedom of thought and banter leads us in 2025? Despite the madness and heavy...
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Hard Times
This week on The Unprofessionals Podcast, E-Dawg and The Lord officially hit rock bottom. With R U OK Day around the corner, let’s just say… they are absolutely not. The week from hell only got worse, the boys are clinging on with duct tape and bad decisions, and things may never be the same....
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Courageous
This week on The Unprofessionals Podcast, we dive headfirst into the terrifying world of being courageous… which, for us, usually means ordering extra chili on our kebabs or finally checking the bank balance after a weekend out. We’ll talk about the difference between real courage (firefighters,...
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3 Is A Crowd
With EVO finally off doing something useful (like not babysitting two adult toddlers), the big dogs are officially off the leash—and chewing through the furniture. Left unsupervised in the studio, the two self-proclaimed stars of the show take full control, and things spiral faster than a toddler...
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Deep Heat
The lads are back – loud, loose, and heading down to the cricket centre to watch the undisputed kings of indoor cricket, DEEP HEAT, take on a team of no-name flogs who probably still call their mum after every game. The Lord and E-Dawg have rocked up, full kit on, ready to watch EVO dominate… but...
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90's Calling
Strap in, you nostalgic gremlins – we’re going back to a time when your phone could kill a man, your car had less computing power than a toaster, and your Tamagotchi died more often than your dreams. We’re talking about the unkillable Nokia 3310, the cars that looked like shoeboxes on wheels,...
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Killing Fields
This week we’re boiling you're bits, psychoanalyzing mass murderers, and deep-throating Tim Tams like our lives depend on it. From Yoni steaming disasters (spoiler: someone definitely scorched a lip) to casually unpacking the minds of history’s most deranged killers, it’s the kind of chaotic…
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Serial Killers
Ever wondered which country raises the finest serial killers? Neither did we, until we accidentally Googled "top 10 serial killers by country" instead of "top 10 cereal brands" (classic mix-up). Now we're knee-deep in body counts, questionable motives, and the kind of weird facts that make you...
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The Count Down
We're limping, screaming, and swearing our way toward EPISODE 100 – and if you thought the last 89 were chaotic dumpster fires, just wait until this glorious trainwreck hits triple digits. It’s gonna be epic. Like, “accidentally reply-all with a nude” kind of epic. Expect unfiltered nonsense,...
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Ozzy
This week, the boys dive deep into the chaotic, drug-fuelled world of Ozzy bloody Osbourne — from snorting ants to chewing bat heads and mumbling like your drunk uncle at Christmas. It’s all things rock, ridiculous, and slightly concerning. Fuelled by the filthy legends at 8 Napkins Burgers, we...
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The Whole Hog
The boys are back — belligerent, buzzing, and borderline banned from podcast platforms. This week, the mad rooters crack open the legendary Brother V Brother beer from the absolute weapon lords at Hogg Culture , and get extra saucy thanks to the always-crisp, always-chaotic Pirate Life Lager...
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Gobbie For Dessert
It all started with a burger so filthy it needed eight napkins and a safe word. Then came the sausage — courtesy of EVO — limp, uninspired, and frankly, a bit of a cry for help. The lads tried to be polite, but let’s be real: HMMM That’s Delicious turned into HMMM That’s Questionable real quick....
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190 Reasons
In this week’s unhinged adventure: Is Ozempic making the ol’ fella bigger? Science probably says no, but we’ve got zero qualifications and big dreams – should everyone be on the juice if it means bulging confidence? Meanwhile, Evo’s back with his weekly tyre rant – no one asked, no one cares, but...
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Hot Ones
Strap in (and maybe grab some milk), because in this episode we decided to take on the Hot Ones spicy noodles like the masochists we are. Spoiler: things get sweaty, teary, and dangerously close to a full-blown identity crisis. You ever cry over noodles while ranting about AI overlords, pineapple...
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Tony Talking Wild
Hold onto your camp chairs and crack a frothy, because TONY IS IN THE BUILDING! That’s right — the king of off-road, reality TV royalty, and certified sales weapon from Wild Track Leisure Australia (the biggest, baddest, gear-slingin’ 4x4 outdoor megastore this side of the equator) joins us for…
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The Rant
Grab your helmets and noise-canceling headphones, folks—because today we unleash The Great Rant. What started as a casual convo spiraled into a caffeine-fueled verbal rampage of epic proportions. No topic is safe. Traffic? Roasted. Reality TV? Vaporized. That one coworker who replies-all?...
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Y2K 2000
Buckle up, digital warriors, because we’re taking a dial-up-speed dive into the glittery, slightly sweaty panic of the year 2000. That’s right—Y2K, the computer bug that was supposed to turn microwaves into missiles, ATMs into anarchists, and your Tamagotchi into a rogue AI bent on revenge....
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Croc of Shit
Alright, Unprofessionals, get ready for Episode 82! This week, E-dawg's deep in Kununurra, living it up in croc country (the scaly kind, not the comfy footwear!), which means he tragically missed out on our "Mmm, That's Delicious" moment: a smooth 10-year-old rum. As usual, we'll hit you with...
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Sick Dog
Alright, buckle up, Unprofessionals! E-dawg's still "under the weather" this week, phoning in sick for the second week running. Suspicious, right? Especially considering his suspiciously good time documented all over social media the rest of the week. Fear not, though, because while E-dawg's MIA...
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Lost Dog
Steve's back, and miraculously, he's hangover-free after his wild Kalgoorlie escapade! Get ready for the uncensored truth about his antics with Miss Turkish Delight from last week's episode. Plus, we're diving headfirst into a Knoppers taste test in our 'That's Delicious' segment, even though...
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Train Wreck
Strap yourselves in for a hilariously chaotic ride as Edawg valiantly (and hilariously) fails to wrangle a spectacularly inebriated Evo. This week, Evo's "networking" at a local skimpy bar takes a bizarre turn when he mistakes a private dance for an Oscar win. Just when things couldn't get…
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1987
Strap into your DeLorean (or your uncle’s rusted Corolla) because the boys are taking you way back to 1987 — a time when cars were cheap, women were beautiful, and everything was somehow cooler in shoulder pads. It’s nostalgia, chaos, and a little too much hairspray as the gang relives a decade…
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Gooning
In this week’s absolute trainwreck of a masterpiece, the boys get Gooned beyond recovery.... Goony makes it on a questionable late-night Booty Call Segment that could land him in federal court or a cuddle puddle — still unclear. Meanwhile, Canada has officially banned Vegemite and we’re asking…
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Mushy Mayhem
Hold onto your hubcaps because this week, the boys go full throttle on facts and feelings. Nissan is outselling Toyota like it's a yard sale and the Land Cruiser is stuck behind a pensioner doing 40 in an 80. Let’s be real an MUX? Please. That thing’s about as threatening as a remote-control car...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns,...
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