EPISODE · Jan 6, 2023 · 34 MIN

Tuesday Mornings Pt 1

from Terrible Person · host Terrible Person

Gary and Selena open the week still riding the energy of their New Year’s Eve engagement, revisiting how the proposal happened and what it feels like now that it is official. They talk about edibles gone wrong, TMJ pain, spilled water disasters at work, and the chaos of living with a cat that refuses to behave during important moments. The conversation moves into high school memories, long term teenage relationships, and a story about a childhood fight that spirals into a shocking reflection on a former classmate’s tragic death.Gary and Selena also debate gross hypothetical questions, weird food scenarios, nerds gummy clusters, and the strange things people did in school hallways. They break down the Lifetime movie The Suitcase Killer, the stress of booking flights, overpriced one way tickets to Alabama, buying luggage at Tuesday Morning, and whether Southern travel requires more planning than expected. Add in Jeremy Renner’s snowplow accident, insurance cards, health savings accounts, early 2000s hair trends, bowling night observations about teenagers, and neighbor drama over holiday decorations that never come down, and the conversation jumps rapidly between dark humor, nostalgia, and everyday absurdity.