“So get ready for the fakest name you've ever heard. Elmo…” — Perhaps It's You at 25:10

Perhaps It's You Beyond Belief: Squawkers Edition

“So get ready for the fakest name you've ever heard. Elmo P. Middleton. What? That's my name. According to Jonathan Frakes. Yeah, that's a real John Jingle Jimmerheimer Schmidt or whatever that name is. That's a real fake. Jonathan Frakes says that he had all of these. But despite this, you might say that his business…”