“I mean, seriously, couldn't I have some privacy on the…” — Morbid at 45:28
“I mean, seriously, couldn't I have some privacy on the toilet at least? I've since had three kids and realized the answer to that rhetorical question is actually no. But I was young and naive then. This was the last straw. Nobody was going to squeeze my Charmin. I mustered all the courage I could and channeled my one…”
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