“If you're reading this, it's time for the standard poo-poo…” — Morbid at 8:22
“If you're reading this, it's time for the standard poo-poo in the pantaloons and shitting all of the dicks. You guys can call me Claudia and feel free to use that name as it's not my real one. Hey, Claudia. Hey, Claudia. My dead grandma already knows what I've done, so there's no reason to bring shame onto the living…”
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