“It's very pale and it's very prickly. Oh my God. I can't…” — Perhaps It's You at 42:44

Perhaps It's You S5 Ep17: The Ghost Prickler

“It's very pale and it's very prickly. Oh my God. I can't even imagine making out with that mustache. No, you would get like rug burn of the face. That mustache looks so prickly. It looks so prickly and it's kind of pale and a little bit offset. It's like an albino hedgehog. That's what it is. Don't remind me of those…”