“For a white guy with a mustache, it looks pretty good.…” — Perhaps It's You at 53:58

Perhaps It's You S5 Ep21: Your Dad Was a Ghost

“For a white guy with a mustache, it looks pretty good. It's not bad. It's not bad at all. It's hard to be white and have a mustache. This is the only time it's hard to be white. It's hard to be white and have a mustache and not look like a 70s porn star or a child molester or maybe like a 2010s hipster that also…”