“As you may be aware, I'm a 500-year-old vampire. And in my…” — Perhaps It's You at 56:29

Perhaps It's You S5 Ep4: Mustache Brigade

“As you may be aware, I'm a 500-year-old vampire. And in my childhood, there really was a time where on Friday nights, I would sit down to listen to the radio, play the old show, The Shadow. And unfortunately, The Shadow is no longer on there because someone actually is enforcing that copyright. Well, a bunch of other…”