“I wish I could say that this episode of Unsolved Mysteries…” — Perhaps It's You at 3:45

Perhaps It's You S6 Ep1: Just Plain Bothersome

“I wish I could say that this episode of Unsolved Mysteries is going to lift our spirits. Oh, it is fucking not. It's a bummer. It bombed me out. So you got that to look forward to. All those people that were like, please, please come back. We miss your cackling. We need your shrill Midwestern voices. Who says nasal…”