“I want you to get a parrot and teach it to say all those…” — Perhaps It's You at 35:39
“I want you to get a parrot and teach it to say all those phrases. We'll just post it in the corner of the funeral home. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, you'd have to bring the parrot to my funeral. And then the parrot's like, who cares? Who cares? Not sad. The funeral director's like, you can't bring pets in here. It was her…”