“Descendants, I just want you to know I've done plenty of…” — Perhaps It's You at 19:36

Perhaps It's You S6 Ep9: Nothing but Suspicions

“Descendants, I just want you to know I've done plenty of jaywalking. So you're wrong. You come from a family of hardened criminals like myself. I stole a wet and wild nail polish from CBS. Oh, my God. That's going to pollute your whole family tree. I can't say that my whole family has never committed a crime. Yeah…”