“I went to pet him and comfort him and he lunged at me and…” — Perhaps It's You at 46:31
“I went to pet him and comfort him and he lunged at me and bit my neck. I was fine, just had superficial injuries and I didn't tell on the dog because I didn't want him to get put down. That's nice of you. 10 years later, I am dumpster diving furniture and selling it on Craigslist because I'm in college and starving…”