“Could have been anything, but it was a five-pound, well…” — Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! at 22:48
“Could have been anything, but it was a five-pound, well, maybe a two-pound tortoise. And I had bought it on the River Seine in Paris, because back in the day, they sold animals by the river in Paris. Don't ask. So you came off the plane. You're seven years old. You're just coming back from a tour of Europe doing…”
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