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#1128 花燈的回憶 -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

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#1125 The Ali-shan camphor log train zigzagged over the mountain. I was mesmerized by my son's mother-in-law. -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

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#1123 Gigi Hadid Bella Hadid Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Palestine Pakistan Caspian Armenia -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

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#1120 後記：婆婆的唯一閨蜜 最後騙她買了好幾萬的保健食品, 還是老克去幫著要回來一些錢。 -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

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#1118 黑白大廚第二季第四-六集于 12/23 上映 2025 12 19 北捷殺人嫌犯張文自戕事件之省思 -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

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Catcher 119 It rained in buckets Every adults ran under the carrousel umbrella H sat on the bench soaking wet, regurgitating his next move H's last memory was he was happy to see P went round and round in that carrousel Chap. 26 That's all I have to say to you I did reach home that day H got so sick mom had to send him to the hospital Family discussed what school H had to go next fall H didn't feel like to talk about it now Doctors kept asking H if he would really apply the school his pop designated H thought it's stupid to ask any futuristic questions in advance "How do you know what you're going to do until you do it?" D.B. drove to see H with his English babe He was writing on the next Hollywood movie He asked H's opinion H didn't give a damn H started missing all the characters in his novel "Don't tell anybody anything" The End -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 118 Carrousel was open P finally talked Sje thought carrousel was closed in wintertime H said maybe it's because it was Christmas H bought her a ticket to ride the carrousel H gave her the ticket and remembered to return her spending money P didn't want to take her money She asked H to take care of it for her "please" This did the magic for H H gave her some more money to buy ride ticket P took it saying she was not mad at H any more It started to rain P took the red hunting hat out of H's coat pocket P put it on H's head H asked if she didn't want it any more P said she was only letting H wear for the rain P went up to search for her own carrousel seat While she was searching for her seat, she yelled if H would not go to the West any more H answered yes He was not going Fir he actually returned home later -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 117 H proposed to take P to the zoo P followed but she kept on the other side of the same street They went to the sea lions P made out that she was watching people feeding sea lions Then the Bear section One boy kept asking his father loudly "Daddy make him come out!" P wouldn't laugh They took the tunnel which smelled terribly of urine and went to the carrousel section P asked H do not touch her -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 116 H asked what P brought in that suitcase P said only her dresses, underwear, socks, moccasins etc She's going with H H was horrified H yelled that she was NOT going P cried H checked his volume and toned down and asked P not to go P stopped crying already P wouldn't look H in the face now H gave her pressure about the Friday Benedict Arnold play P ignored him H said he'd go with P back to school After 3 when school was finished, she could come to museum to claim her suitcase and such P said she was not going back to school She didn't care H went West or not any more She dusted H's hand from her shoulder -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catche115 H was left alone in Mummy Room When H got out, he found another Fuck You in red crayon on the door under the stones H was devastated H started picturing his own tombstone, inscribed with his name, birth and death dates, with a Fuck You underneath it H felt he had diarrhea But he passed out at the lavatory door H revived and was happy he's feeling a little bit better H thought he would only coming back NY only when relatives are dying Maybe he'll be 35 then Maybe he'll let D.B. come to stay at his cabin But he couldn't write his Hollywood plays there Anything phony are strictly forbidden H found out it's 12:25 already H feared that the ladies didn't give Phoebe the note Finally behind the front Museum door, H saw P coming across Fifth Avenue She was dragging very big suitcase H found out it was his Whooton suitcase -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 114 In the museum, two boys came out from inside it They wanted to know where the mummies were H had time enough to horse a little bit around H told the speaking boy that his pants were open The boy buttoned them up without even bothering to get behind a post The one did all the talking mistook "tomb" for "toon" H took sometime locating the Mummy Room One had to go down a narrow hall with stones on both sides which were transported there with all the excavation of the Pharaoh The place felt spooky he one who didn't talk held on to H's sleeve then the boy beat it "a yella streak a mile wide": yellow streak a mile wide Talkative one explained that his brother had the coward mark as long as one mile He beat it too -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 113 H went to Phoebe's school to get his note to P Someone wrote Fuck You on the wall H was aggravated H thought of what Phoebe and other kids would think H thought of some uneducated dirty kids coming up to try to explicitly explain the verb Fuck to other innocent kids This thought annoyed H H imagined to catch the pervert who sneaked into campus to write this and smashed him on the stone staircase He admitted that he daren't He resolved to wipe it out fearless of getting caught by passersby Then he reached Principsl's office Principal was out His secretary who was very old sat at her typewriter H explained his purpose Old lady made a lady next door to pass the note to Phoebe Old lady politely started conversation asking where he went to school now Pencey impressed the old lady H didn't intend to argue with old lady H left office and went down this other staircase He found another Fuck You on the wall H realized the impracticality of trying to wipe out all graffiti off the city H found he had 55 minutes before meeting Phoebe He wound to the Museum nearby -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 112 H acted like he was neurotic Every time he walked over one block, he was afraid he wouldn't make it to the other side of street Then H started praying to Allie to help him passing the street without disappearing to the underground H went straight from Fifth Avenue to the sixtieth streets H hoped to go see Phoebe once more to return her spending money Then his mind changed immediately that he would start hitchhiking to the west right there right then H would went to Holland Tunnel and started bumming rides H imagined after landing in the West somewhere he would start a gas-filling job at gas stations To avoid unnecessary contacts with unnecessary people he would play deaf-mute till people lost interest to converse to him He would spend his salary building his own cabin outside the forest Because he needed his cabin to full of sunshine sometimes if the Miss Right who was also a deaf-mute appeared, H would marry her If they had children he would hide them in the cabin They would teach them to read and write -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 111 H picked up a left-over magazine on the bench beside him One article talked about good hormones and bad ones H decided he looked exactly like the writer was driving at-- specimen of a person with bad hormones H then turned to a second article which discussed the probability of getting a cancer it said that if the sore on any part of your body that didn't recover for a long time, it is high probable that you had got the cancer H decided that the sore in the inside of his mouth had been there for two weeks but didn't heel, he had cancer for sure He would die within months He suddenly felt free H decided to get some breakfast for vitamins H ordered doughnuts and coffee H didn't even touch doughnuts because his throat had been swollen he couldn't even swallow Wauter was good enough to take back the doughnuts and didn't charge him for that H left restaurant and went past two guys unloading Christmas trees They swore which made H laughed H turned to vomit because the throat was too swollen H kept on walking to Fifth Avenue Chrismas holiday season everywhere H recalled last years Christmas when he took Phoebe to Bloomingdale's They horsed around with shoe sales clerk pretending they were buying long moccasins Clerk was busy like hell just to bind the lace of the shoes -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 110 H took sabway on Lexington to Grand Central It was almost 6am Wednesday H decided he'd take the long bench in the subway waiting room Because he could lift his feet up on the beach, he got a good sleep from 6-9am People started swarming in the waiting room H sat up Headache was still there H thought of A again though he didn't want to H thought of how A went through all the trouble to tell him to go over his place How A had valiantly saved the last dignity of James Castle How maybe he had misjudged A that A might not be a gay at all How maybe he should bring all his luggage's and go back A's place H got sore and burny eyes for want of sleep What made it worse, H seemed to have caught a cold -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 109 A went to the kitchen H went to bathroom H didn't have his own toothbrush so he just undressed H didn't have his own pajama so he wore only his shorts H turned off the light beside the couch H recounted what A just said about the size of one's mindset H was so tired he fell asleep almost instantly Suddenly in the total darkness, H felt human hand patting his forehead H jumpstarted and shot up instantly to find it was A H started fumbling for his clothing in the dark H wished to leave right away A didn't understand in what way was H offended A followed H to the doorway where H waited anxiously for his elevator H squeezed some words like he would read good books henceforward A asked that H return to his place after procuring his bagages and whatnot H escaped H recalled this kind of perverts behavior kept recurring in his childhood -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 108 A concluded the importance of one's getting as much education as one can was that after receiving education can a person see clearly what capability one has Then knowing the size of one's mindset, one saves time experimenting all sorts of outfits for his mind One knows one's true "measurements" (of one's mindset) and is able to "dress" one's mind accordingly H yawned unintentionally A laughed and stopped his advising Together they made H's bed for the night A spoke of H's girls by the way H said he broke with Sally Hayes that afternoon He would phone Jane Gallagher up tomorrow A left -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 107 H put the piece of paper o side his pocket H appreciated A for taking all the trouble to try to comfort him A repeatedly assured H that if he let pass people like Mr. Vinson, he would surely find what he really wanted in his life A went on beating about the bush saying educated and scholarly are more capable of making more contributions to mankind because, for one thing, they can express themselves more vividly -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 106 H asserted that he didn't "hate" people for all their lives he just hated Stradlater or Ackley for the time they were around but after a couple of days when they weren't around, he stopped hating them A filled his glass for more alcohol A compared H's discontent with his whole environment with a person who falls out of society A lurched over the room to write H a piece of paper "The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." (Wilhelm Stekel, Austrian, psychoanalyst) -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 105 Mrs. Antolini brought in her coffee tray and asked about H's mom casually She left saying she was fatigued A started conversing by relating to his lunch with H's father Father was concerned by getting headmaster's long letter explaining H's absence from his schoolwork A himself could hardly concentrate himself for this was the second highball he's having at least after H's arrival A explained that H's heading for a terrible fall -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 104 Richard Kinsella got a D plus Kinsella was to talk about his father's farm at. Vermont But suddenly he talked about a letter his mother received from his uncle The uncle was 42 and he got this polio The uncle didn't want anybody to come visit him at the hospital He was afaraid that people came and found out he had to walk in braces The teacher was Mr. Vinson A asked was the teacher not correct asking you to express yourself without any digression H said Vinson kept saying unify and simplify which were hard to come by when you were really composing H thought this Vinson was really brainless -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 103 Mrs. A yelled something to H A explained that Lillian didn't want H to look at her when she brought coffee from the kitchen A offered H a cigarette A joked that if H flunked his English he could get out of here this instant H said he passed English alright H described their Oral Expression course When a classmate digresses his topic, you yell "Digression" immediately Everyone loved it except H There was this Richard Kinsella boy who got so scared at the class He trembled before he even got up to the front When it was his turn, his volume was so small that you could hardly hear what he said But H liked his speech the best -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 102 Mr. Antolini lined in a swanky apartment After H left Elkton Hills, Antolini came over to H's house for dinner sometimes Antolini was single then Then he married his tennis mate at Long Island, Forest Hills, West Side Tennis Club She looked quite older than Antolini She had bad asthma They both read D.B.'s novels Antolini advised D.B. not to go to Hollywood A said there was no need of a good brain in there H wanted to go on foot without spending any of P's Christmas dough But he felt dizzy So he took a cab A opened the door and welcomed H They had just sent Mrs. A's college friends away Glasses and dishes everywhere Mrs. A was from Buffalo -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 101 H wouldn't take P's Christmas shopping money It was 8 dollars and 85 cents P later corrected 65 cents because she spent some H started crying silently It was so sudden that H freaked P out P made him take it and said he could return the money on Friday when he came to her stage act P put her arms around H's neck H put his arms around hers too H got up and decided he should leave H told P he would call if he had a chance H escaped H felt a lot relaxed coming out of pop's apartment H took the back stairs instead of the elevator H got tripped over by garbage pails several times H was glad he didn't meet the new elevator boy again -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 100 H hopped out of bed and jammed his cigarette on his shoe and put the butt inside his pocket He fanned the cigarette smoke out of the room and regretted he smoked H grabbed his shoes and hid inside the closet and shut the closet door Mom came in asking her P was still awake She said she had seen her table light already P lied that she couldn't sleep Mom suspected P caught a cold Mom also suspected P had smoked P said she only took one puff She already threw the butt down the window Mom wanted to know why she smoked P lied she couldn't sleep Mom said if she needed another blanket for the second time Before she went, mom remembered to ask about the movie P saw that day P hated that Alice Holmborg's mother kept leaning over to inquire about Alice's grip Mom asked how's P's lamb chop dinner Mom reminded P she walked all over Lexington Avenue just to get those lamb chops P answered Charlene kept breathing onto food and everything Mom resolved to leave her room by asking did she pray P replied she prayed in the bathroom Mom said she's having splitting headache P reminded her to take aspirins She went H came out and needed to go now P advised he better wait till they were asleep H said this is the best timing because mom would be in the bathroom and pop would turn on the news H was so scared he couldn't tie his shoelaces up In the dark, H wanted to borrow from P -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 99 When H went back D.B.'s room, P had already put off her pillow and turned on the radio P recalled what a good dancer P was H asked P to get off bed to dance P reminded H he was still wearing shoes H took shoes off and danced 4 numbers with P P could jitterbug even tango They stopped because H was already out of breath because he had been smoking heavily P liked H to feel her forehead P learnt from Alice Holmborg to meditate and raise own body temperatures H faked that she succeeded and almost got burnt P found parents at the front door -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 98 H wanted to call up former English teacher at Elkton Hills, Mr. Antolini P became a bit happy and told H she's having belching lessons from Phyllis Margulies (3 1 6) Chap.23 It took Mr.and Mrs. Antolini a while to answer H's phone Antolini was as young as D.B. H told him he was dropped out by Pencey Antolini exclaimed Antolini had H's full respect for picking up James Castle's corpse and carried it to the infirmary, covering the bleeding dead body with his own coat -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 97 The James Castle incident triggered H's conclusion of what he actually wanted to be for life H pictured a big rye field with thousands of little kids running amuck inside it There was not even a single adult to attend to them H would be the one watching every kid closely If anyone ran out of boundary, H would run out to catch him in case he fell Thats the only thing he'd really like to be -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 96 H recalled Castle was a very quiet boy who sat in the farthest corner of the classroom who hardly ever recited or went up to the blackboard One time Castle showed up in H's can while H was brushing his teeth Castle wanted to borrow H's turtleneck sweater because his cousin was coming to take him out for a drive P interrupted that H couldn't name even one thing he actually liked H said he liked Allie P protested that Allie was dead already and it didn't count H argued that dead person could be a million times better than those alive P asked if there was any profession he'd like to be H said he was no stuff for a scientist H said lawyers like their father were nothing but phonies who earn good bucks just to live a kinkier life than others P didn't answer H thought of the boy singing the lovely song while keeping his imaginary straight line between the curb and the sidewalk H asked P if she knew the song If a Body Catch a Body Comin' through the Rye P corrected H that it was "Meet", not "Catch" P knew better than H that it was Robert Burn's poem -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 95 P said the problem with H was that he never liked anything that was happening H objected P wanted him to at least name one H was affected by alcohol now that he couldn't even think well He thought of the two nuns He thought one particular boy named James Castle at Elkton Hills One day James Castle called Phil Stabile a conceited bastard Stabiles friends went into Castle room to ask him to apologize Castle wouldnt They started mugging him so bad that Castle jumped out of the window and fell to the ground floor and died Boys all hurried to see the scene H hurried with bathrobe on Castle was wearing the turtleneck sweater H lent him while landing on the ground Nobody dared to go near The boys got expelled only They didn't even go to jail -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 94 H thought of once seniors wouldn't let Robert Ackley join their secret fraternity only because Ackley didn't look tidy enough When seniors had "bull sessions" in the room, they wouldn't let any outsiders in H was so yellow not to join their fraternity H recalled how even Mr. Spencer fawned headmaster Thurmer by letting the latter step in his classroom during history class Thurmer would intentionally interrupt the class just to crack a lot of corny jokes Spencer would chuckle like hell on the podium H recalled the Veteran's Day All the alumni returned to Pencey with their wives and kids and sauntered around the campus One particular 50-year-old knocked on H's room to ask if he may go down the can to check his initials some 35 years ago Stradlater and H walked the gentlemen over to the bathroom to check the initials on every lavatory door The gentleman checking the initials gave a lot of advice for their future -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 93 H denied he got kicked out of school P said daddy would gonna kill H H said he would go to a friend's grandpa ranch in Colorado and be an assistant P wouldn't listen H went out to the living room to find any cigarette H did find them and lighted one and slip a few more into his pocket Chap. 22 When H returned to P's room, P had taken the pillow off her head P tried to ostracize H like H's fencing team when H had left all the foils on the subway H tried to talk about P's novel of Hazel Weatherfield P reiterated that pop was gonna kill H H asserted that pop would preach a bit and sent him straight to military school at most H said he'd be far gone then H would be in Colorado P sneered that H couldn't even ride on horseback H said they'd teach him how to ride in minutes P was tearing her adhesive tape H noticed P had a very short haircut P suspected H flunked every subject H said he passed English and pinched P on the hip P tried to hit H's hand P asked why did H get the axe again -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 92 Ellis Hornborg was the best friend's name Pop drove to Connecticut so they didn't have to worry about the schedule of the train Pop installed radio in the car now Mom wouldnt allow anyone to turn on the radio when jammed in traffic H took out the broken piece of record plastered 喝醉了 P put the broken piece of record inside the night table drawer P treasured the broken piece H asked if D.B. Was coming back for Christmas P said he would stay in Hollywood writing plots for his next movie "Annapolis" H was fed up because H thought D.B. Knew nothing of Annapolis whatsoever Then H noticed there was adhesive tape on P's. Elbow P admitted that a boy named Curtis Weintraub pushed her down the stairs in the park P's girl friend Selma Atterbury put ink onto the boy's windbreaker(風衣） P hated the boy who stuck around her all day long H suggested that maybe the boy liked her very much P didn't want the boy to like het Suddenly P realized H must have been dropped out of school P yelled that H was dropped out of school -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 91 H read all Phoebe's notes H enjoyed reading kids' school notes J decided to wake Phoebe up She awoke instantly P was beside herself seeing H She wanted H to confirm if he would come on Friday to watch her stage performance P described the plot of the play P is the leading actor Benedict Arnold who betrayed US P hoped that H would come for pop wasn't coming He had to fly to California for business P suddenly recalled that mom said H would be due home on Wednesday Mom and Pop went to a party in Norwalk, Connecticut P resumed her recount of the movie she saw yesterday It was a movie recommended by P's best friend Alice Holmborg's mom It was "The Doctor" Doctor was a mercy killer who suffocated a crippled girl The dead girl kept coming back to thank the doctor Only Holmborg caught a cold Her mother kept asking if her daughter was feeling any better which was real nuisance when watching movies -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 90 Phoebe placed her coat, blouse, socks and loafers perfectly She wasn't the kind of slobs other kids were Mom bought P's coat in Canada Mom's aesthetics on clothing was beyond criticism H joked that mom's aesthetics only went wrong in buying skates H opened the books on P's desk P signed her name Phoebe Weatherfield Caulfield P's real middle name was Josephine which she didn't like So she changed her middle name all the time geography 地理 P's notebooks were everywhere H copied several of P's notes esq. 先生；紳士 Sagittarius 人馬座；射手座 -- Hosting provided by SoundOn

Catcher 89 foyer 門廳；休息室 H's family had s strange aroma foyer H couldn't have mistaken it for any place else H hung his coat but the hangers made a lot of noises Their maid was deaf since childhood Her brother pierced her eardrum with a piece of straw H recalled his pop never awoke H's mom would awake on any slightest noise Mom was as good at hearing as a bloodhound If one coughs at Siberia, mom will hear it Phoebe wasn't at her own room H forgot Phoebe always slept at d.b.'s D.B. Had the biggest room in the house D.B. bought a big desk from a woman drunkard in Philadelphia D.B.also bought a very big bed somewhere When Phoebe was doing her homework on d.b.'s desk, one can hardly see her H went silently into d.b.'s room Phoebe was sleeping soundly even after H turned on the light Phoebe slept with cheek on the pillow Phoebe slept with mouth open That didn't disgust H H hated it if adults slept with their mouths open -- Hosting provided by SoundOn