Ambient Strippers

THIS IS NOT FOR YOU Written by Christian A. Dumais. THIS IS NOT FOR YOU is the fourth selection from AMBIENT STRIPPERS, a collection of autobiographical short stories, sharing a common theme of debauchery and depravity while stressing lesser things like hope and love. In other words, it's a collection of some horrible things the author has done, and since he's the one writing the stories, he can make his horrible acts appear poetic and philosophical, thus helping him to sleep better at night while he patiently waits for his friends to forgive him. Narrated by Japhy Blackwell. Featuring the voice talents of Jennifer Mangieri, Scott Pero, John Polo, Derrek Carriveau, Josie Kidd, RhondaK, Renee Lewis, Joe Davison, Holly Kovach, Christian A. Dumais, and Vincent Saletto. Produced by ScreamingSound. Sample of THIS IS NOT FOR YOU: You asked for me to change and when I mentioned your drinking, you told me not to change the subject. We spoke of curses and kingdoms lost and shadows. We threw our words at one another, woke up in opposite sides of the house, and burned in our silence the morning after. You put your things in that purple bag of yours and when the gargoyle came to take you back to your castle, you wouldn't even look at me. I stood there watching you fly away into the clouds, not far from where your god stalked you irregularly, until you were nothing but a dimple in the sky... Thanks for listening. Please let me know what you think. And more to come...

THE MARIACHI Written by Christian A. Dumais. THE MARIACHI is the third selection from AMBIENT STRIPPERS, a collection of autobiographical short stories, sharing a common theme of debauchery and depravity while stressing lesser things like hope and love. In other words, it's a collection of some horrible things the author has done, and since he's the one writing the stories, he can make his horrible acts appear poetic and philosophical, thus helping him to sleep better at night while he patiently waits for his friends to forgive him. Narrated by Japhy Blackwell. Featuring the voice talents of Jennifer Mangieri, Scott Pero, John Polo, Derrek Carriveau, Josie Kidd, RhondaK, Renee Lewis, Joe Davison, Holly Kovach, Christian A. Dumais, and Vincent Saletto. Produced by ScreamingSound. Sample of THE MARIACHI: The Mariachi represents True Love. True. Love. The Mariachi whispers poetry into her ear at dawn when the light isn't quite ready to reveal the details. The Mariachi is golden and full of love. The Mariachi is redemption: one kiss, one touch, the guilt melts away in the heat of a liberating orgasm. The Mariachi, though a myth to most, is her ticket to happiness...at least, that's how Rhondak puts it. She swears by him. When she speaks of him, the gravity in her eyes disappears. And it isn't that we don't believe her or that we couldn't relate, it wasn't that all; we were just too drunk to give it much thought... Thanks for listening. Please let me know what you think. And more to come...

MUTED PORN Written by Christian A. Dumais. MUTED PORN is the second selection from AMBIENT STRIPPERS, a collection of autobiographical short stories, sharing a common theme of debauchery and depravity while stressing lesser things like hope and love. In other words, it's a collection of some horrible things the author has done, and since he's the one writing the stories, he can make his horrible acts appear poetic and philosophical, thus helping him to sleep better at night while he patiently waits for his friends to forgive him. Narrated by Japhy Blackwell. Featuring the voice talents of Jennifer Mangieri, Scott Pero, John Polo, Derrek Carriveau, Josie Kidd, RhondaK, Renee Lewis, Joe Davison, Holly Kovach, Christian A. Dumais, and Vincent Saletto. Produced by ScreamingSound. Sample of MUTED PORN: I was always in awe Melinda's devotion to drinking. She treated everyday as a dress rehearsal, waiting patiently for the Big Score: that one night when the Fates converge towards ecstasy and bliss, shifting effortlessly into eternal autopilot. Nights like those are far and between, and legend has it that few have managed to string along a dozen in succession without losing bladder control or going mad. But we are skeptics, and we like to learn these things firsthand... Thanks for listening. Please let me know what you think. And more to come...

PAYING THE TAB Written by Christian A. Dumais PAYING THE TAB is a selection from AMBIENT STRIPPERS, a collection of autobiographical short stories, sharing a common theme of debauchery and depravity while stressing lesser things like hope and love. Or more simply put, it's a collection of some horrible things the author has done, and since he's the one writing the stories, he can make his horrible acts appear poetic and philosophical, thus helping him to sleep better at night while he patiently waits for his friends to forgive him. Narrated by Japhy Blackwell. Featuring the voice talents of Jennifer Mangieri, Scott Pero, John Polo, Derrek Carriveau, Josie Kidd, RhondaK, Renee Lewis, Joe Davison, Holly Kovach, Christian A. Dumais, and Vincent Saletto. Produced by ScreamingSound. Sample from PAYING THE TAB: Somewhere in the course of the evening, my stupid brain managed to convince my terrible body that it was indeed a Friday night and not a Monday night. And so I accepted all of the beer that was handed to me and ignored the clocks with the unperturbed philosophy that I rarely enjoy outside of the weekend. The beer was dark and the music was loud, there was folly everywhere and you didn't have to squint your eyes to notice it. Nudity and spilled beers in every direction... More stories to come later. Thanks for listening.