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Bazookaaah

UK politics satirised from a house in North Tyneside with your host Gavin Webster. Ranting about the latest commons vote, to the latest whip resigning to the latest Trump tweets, Gav weaves his way through it in an articulate poetical way with a musical background. Show going to go twice a week very soon.

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    Bazookaaah Number 66 St George's Day Special

    Send us Fan MailYes for blood and honour and every man and woman doing their duty on the NHS wards or whatever Shakespeare said. Anyway it's a St George's Day special and we're having a review of today's chaos but with a national day slant.Starmer surviving till the Maypoles is still on the cards but will he survive the when the fat Morris dancers sing? Yes commons select committees, Morgan invisible man McSweeney and of course come on ducky light my fire Wes Streeting all get a bazookering in the first story as does Zarah Sultana and unlikely banned bedfellow Lee 30 pence inflammable flag Anderson.Part two is a big long diatribe about the modern reaction to St George's Day, I'm very proud of it nearly as much as Reform UK are proud of the Red White and Blue, which funnily enough is the colours of the flag of Russia, not that that's got to do with anything. Right get on to it, have a listen and tell your friends. I'm not a Sikh so God save the Singh. Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 65

    Send us Fan MailWe're back with the previous pension episode and we give a nod to Bismark and Prussia as a result. Of course Boomers get a bazzokering as does Heinrich Himmler (similar politics) and later in the show we give brickbats to the front bench and of course Starmer as well as his likely successor Streeting.Orban is referenced with a few jokes and of course Trump and hisHormuz Straights brilliance is cross referenced as well.Some lovely stuff on the Matt Goodwin continuing shenanigans and his best selling book fantasy too.Get on to it, tell your friends and save a bit of spare time to listen to Bazookaaah!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 64

    Send us Fan MailYes Easter is done and thankfully there was no nuclear war on Monday, small victories eh?!!The Straight of Hormuz was closed then open, then restricted then it seems it's closed again. It's like the Blackwall Tunnel!Speaking of subtreanea The Russians have been seen in British waters looking at our undersea cables, just a look though apparently, there was no fear of them cutting them with seafaring scissors. Anyway we're not taking much notice because Starmer is too busy huddling with the Arabs, obviously Yvette Cooper is not allowed to because it's not haram.So Melania Trump, Sinnitta, John Healey the defence secretary and of course Trumpy get a good grilling this week as do other ancient orders and institutions. Lots of jokes and send ups, you can't beat a bit of Bazook!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 63

    Send us Fan MailIs Trump wobbling? Difficult to tell but he says obliterated a bit too much for me and eliminated...and decimated and of course the US defence budget has been, well it's been urinated. Anyway poor Leavitt is getting the blame and Bondi is gone, Hegseth his drunken retail manager is choking on his own vomit but they all get the treatment as do Scott Mills and Jesse Birdsall.It does come back to Trump but goes the way via Yvette Cooper, Marks and Spencer and Norman Schwarzkopf.But we're not dealing with Churchill here and Trump gets proper bazookered this month. Also the youth of today and the met police who will deal with them 'decisively'.It wouldn't be Bazookaaah without a crack at the government and of course the risible Reform and their here today gone tomorrow stars Offord and Dudley.And if that isn't enough, the Easter space travel to the far side of the moon gets out treatment. Like and share and tell your friends.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 62

    Send us Fan MailA few football gags in this one, it wasn't meant it just came out. Obviously this is due to Farage's appearance at Portman Road Ipswich with his Farage 10 shirt. He was in Ipswich and then he was in Sunderland, well he wasn't in Clacton was he!Of course there's Trump weapons stuff and there's a big piece on the files that went missing from Morgan McSweeney's phone which is such a bit bit of bad luck for the lovely bloke and when he gave the wrong home address the Met police went to the wrong address and would you believe it they couldn't find it. They never get any luck the squeaky clean Met do they!!Do please like and share and become a fan!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 61

    Send us Fan MailHere we are, 61. It's dominated by the straights that bend and the leader of the free world and his middle east boxed set but we've managed to get some other stuff in as well.NCP going bust and getting a ticket slapped on them, Tice's tax bill and Farage's U turns all get the Bazookaaah treatment as does The Israelis and their South Pars bombings as well as the Iranians and their Ras Laffan bombings which sounds like a bombing in rural Wales.Gerry Adams gets a nod as does Sam Allardyce and Christopher Lee.Do please like and share and support Bazookaaah, I can't stop doing it, I love my audience too much!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 60

    Send us Fan MailYes we're back for number 60! The female retirement age until the feminists realised that they can't have it both ways! I await the WASPI replies.So anyway it's all about oil the straights of homos or to use the proper title The Straights of Hormuz, yes it's drag act type humour but I'll take what I can. Anyway Trumpage gets a grilling and the Khameineis make their Bazookaaah debut.Also the Churchill on the bank notes or rather off them gets some forensic piss taking and the ridiculous reaction of messrs Farage and the other members of Reform that aren't very important. Don't blame me lads it's Nigel that pushes them out of the way when there's a photo opportunity. He really is the Diana Ross of right wing politics.Some great stuff, get involved, subscribe so you can get a personal message and an annual sent to you.Right then enjoy, play it loud, laugh along and have a lovely weekend.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 59

    Send us Fan MailYes it's all about the 'war' mind you as the late great Bill Hicks was when two countries were fighting. The US and Israel are now bombing Iran and Orange shit your pants is loving it.We've sent four typhoons and not Blackwatch or Millwall F Troop or whatever fearsome British bunch that strikes the fear of foreigners. The non taxpaying expats of Dubai certainly don't and they're all coming 'home' now to get away from the fighting, expect an angry backlash from Reform...what's that I can hear? Ah yes it's silence. Of course Isabel Oakshott gets bazookaaahed but not for too long, it's cruel to mock the afflicted. She was definitely on the remedial table at her posh school. Also Charlie Mullins gets the treatment as well, he's hilarious.So there's reaction from many people apart from the Tories because they're becoming more and more irrelevant as time goes by.Get stuck into it, tell your friends, this is the unrivalled Bazookaaah!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 58 Gorton and Denton by election special

    Send us Fan MailYes! A Gorton and Denton by election special. It's all in English not Urdu, but we lampoon the three main protagonists and yes The Tories and the Lib Dems get a nod as well.All the alleged 'cheating' the 'sectarianism', the 'lame duck' prime minister and his simpering reaction, lots of plumber jokes and so much more.Lots of bits we couldn't cover and there's other news as well, Hilary Clinton and of course Ian H***ley get a bazookering too.Have listen as you get through your day and pass it on to like minded friends.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 57

    Send us Fan MailNumber 57 and it's one of two shows this week. References to songs, plays on words and all sorts of fun but it's alright it's still Bazookaaah!!The PM and his sitting government get the full Bazookaaah force and much deserved pelters but there's also nods to Sir Lyndsey Hoyle, Kemi Badenoch, Gordon Brown, Nigel Farage, Ed Davey and of course the most disgusting Andrew with a double barrelled surnane and that with stiff competition in the shape of messrs Lloyd Webber and Dice Clay, I'll let De La Tour off!Plenty of gags and a piece on the war of words from the Whitehouse toward Iran. All lining up to our live show on Friday covering the Gorton and Denton by election and it's aftermath!!Get stuck into it and share it with likeminded friends!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 56

    Send us Fan MailWell we're post shrove, post pancake, post ash, post Ramadan and post fun, but just on the verge of a big by election we're confronted with yet another new political party started by a bat shit crazy fanny, yes a bit editorial but sometimes you can't hold back.Yes Rupert Lowe gets the Bazookaaah treatment and for one week the Reform suit brigade are off the hook. It's only fair as they're on 10% in the opinion polls already! Aye if you believe that I'd love to have sold you a porch door in the 80s.More new legislation from the nasals and Reeves has, due ironically due to her and her department's piss awful maths they do have a surplus of 30.4 billion pounds, probably just enough to pay off Andrew's victims. I didn't say which Andrew we're talking about and the Andrew everyone is talking about strongly denies sexual assault.Plenty more stuff to get your teeth into. Enjoy like and share.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 55 Starmer On The Brink

    Send us Fan MailYes it's a Starmer resigning but not quite special. Yes he's survived a tumultuous week whatever that means and he's lost his right hand man (God knows what that entails) Morgan McSweeney and then some other twat who is in charge of something.Anyway it's all to do with Mandelson who's big mates with Streeting who he hasn't sacked and Anas Sarwar, the Scottish leader who has said he should leave hasn't been sacked either, apparently Starmer is behind him 100%, weird bloke. Maybe it's him beign 'definitely working class that makes him such a maverick that chucks out loyal people but is right behind treachary.McSweeney's successors, two women who will be on a smaller salary than one bloke (just telling it like it is sisters) I'm sure will do a great job. Just run a book on how many times in a week he'll apologise just to make the day go quicker.Anyway get stuck into it and tell your friends!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 54 An Epstein Special

    Send us Fan MailYes as a treat for Bazookaaah fans we've got an Epstein special where everyone gets a small part.Mandelson is featured heavily of course but our little wanker PM (sorry that's a bit editorial) gets the Bazookaaah treatment.Of course you can't mention the 'paedophile financer without mentioning our old friend Trump, no reason really but he just mentions him a lot despite having nothing to do with him according to...himYes Nigel did a press conference and he got in on it and of course we had to mention 'Randy Andy' and indeed Koo Stark gets a nod as does Katy Price and George Washington.Yes it's a big Epstein bumper ep and you must tune in!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 53

    Send us Fan MailBazookaaah, or the anti coercion instrument as it's now called celebrates President Macron and all his French belligerence so well done Macky.Mind you Andrew Gwynne and his 'ill health' gets bazookered as well as his WhatsApp group, Andy Burnham gets a bit of a grilling as well, obviously this is big news at the moment with his spat with his old nemesis Starmer, or are they really mates?Anyway in other news Nigel welcomed Suella Braverman into the Reform madhouse but hurry up your time is limited if you really want to go full on heroin right wing as opposed to the Tory methadone programme.We doa number on FEMA, ICE and all the other anacronyms and finally a bit of Badenoch and Tice for good measure. Get stuck into it and tell your friends.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 52

    Send us Fan MailNumber 52 and we're still talking Greenland but we start with North Sea storms, the sea that the UK is sitting on according to Trump who also seems to think that he was buying Iceland this week the daft cunt.Anyway JK Rowling and Sharon Davies get a mild bazookering but then we're back to Davos, Trump, a bit of Nigel then Macron, Starmer and various other no marks that are congregating in the non-descript Swiss town that no doubt Charlie Chaplin and Sean Connery stopped to go to the toilet to one day.We've got stuff on Steve Witherden, the Peace board, the chairman of the board, Kemi Badenoch and the Blairs get a grilling as well, remember them??We're up to 52, we're rocking this!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 51

    Send us Fan MailX, yes that's right X. XXX, wouldn't it be good if it all ended tomorrow. I personally think it will but each to their own. Anyway X and Grok get a bazookering and the whole bikini clad harmless fun which its all supposed to be gets hit but it's a free country isn't it.Anyway there's a 'Mike Yarwood' ie not great impersonating cabinet meeting from myself. I was quite proud of my Wes Streeting.Big defection news this week which has dominated the Westminster news, Nadhim Zahawi has apparently crawled from under a load of used bank notes and joined Reform just as the company he founded has deemed that they've dropped loads of points in the polls.The as we thought that defections couldn't be any more bizarre, those lovely Tories sack Robert Jenrick!! He's not as we write this decided where he was going but he's likely going to join the Reform Lions Club. Tell your friends. Its Bazookaaah!!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 50 War Special

    Send us Fan MailYes we're at 50 and to celebrate the milestone we're doing a war special!!Venezuela, Ukraine, Greenland, this from a bloke who's stopped 8 wars allegedly. There's also a culture war to end with and of course the ICE war in Minnesota.Vancey, Trumpy, Leavitt-ey they all get the Bazookaaah treatment, as do closer to home war fans messrs Robinson, Farage and of course our own lickspittle leader Starmer the Trump bullshit farmer.Get stuck in and tell your friends about Bazookaaah!! Topical satire and lampooning of the establishment from a box room on North Tyneside.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 49

    Send us Fan MailHappy New Year to you all. It's a bank holiday in Scotland but the rest of the UK is back at work and 2026 is well underway.We're now welcoming people who do Britain down (we never used to do that, this is brand new), Mr El-Fattah is here with his hyphen with Fattah Farce and the Esablishment Errors, a band my cousin saw in The Screen On The Green in Islington in 1976. Apparently he's a villain because, get this 'he once liked something on Facebook' he never did?!!!Also HS2 gets a New Year bazookering as does Farage with his duty doing by reporting bad goings on to the counter terrorism police.The New Years Honours list is the big story in the middle of this week's show. The truth behind the 'Services To Woke' and the 'Right On Lefties' getting awards. FInd out more by listening.Happy New Year folks!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 48 Christmas Special

    Send us Fan MailYou say Intifada I say Ifitada, Jess Philipps gets it wrong and says sorry and laughs, not good enough pet. Shes doesn't need Bazookering she does it herself.Of course we touch on the E word, it can't be avoided even in the holiday season and of course we had to mention certain people going out to Dubai to champion misfits boxing.As well as that a feller called Chris wants to become a Reform mayor and had some odd views on bacon?!!Get stuck in it's a great Christmas episode. Have a happy holiday, Christmas and that weird time between Christmas and New Year. Enjoy.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 47

    Send us Fan MailYes we're close to 50 and we're close to Christmas and we've given a few debutants the Bazookaaah treatment.Carole Malone gets a rant at the end of the pod. Before that the usual suspects are covered as well as a modern day 'Rock Island Line' for immigrants and a surprise Bazookering for the former owner of Chelsea FC who now lives back in Russia.Yes the oil prices, the Ukrainian 'fund' and of course Yvette 'have you seen the state of Trump's hair' Cooper, her and her load of balls have been pouring oil on arguments for years.Ebenezer Scrooge, Sergei Walankov and of course the Reform Christmas party get covered as well.Enjoy.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 46

    Send us Fan MailNot quite a Christmas special but a lot of Winter Festival references because I refuse to say the word Christmas because I hate this country. Anyway a lovely job on Isabel Oakshott and Kevin O Sullivan as they discuss how Christmas has been ruined by the wokes. Yes and I know she's married to Richard Tice and we imagine what funny jokes they'll be having in the house on Christmas Day.We've laid off Trump this week because I can't stand even thinking about him now and again but Farage gets it again mainly because of his claim that one in three Glaswegian children can't speak English. I'll let you put your own jokes in there.Finally the resident doctor's strike and the kit gloves way Streeting is dealing with it when he'd really like to be dealing with it in a Winston Churchill Tonypandy way.Do please enjoy and pass it on to your friends. BazookaaahSupport the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 45

    Send us Fan MailThe Bazookaaah on 45 keep on turning in your mind.Anyway we have on 45 our Bazookering of Zara Sultana and comparing her to Reg from The Life Of Brian. Boycotting her own party conference takes some bloody doing!! Owen Jones actually gets an easy ride for interviewing her and rolling his eyes.Don't worry Hegseth and Trump get their usual box room from North Tyneside treatment, loads of proper jokes and high octane lampooning.To close the show a bit of Farage bashing, you can't beat it.No bashing the government this week, I thought I'd give the simpering morons a week off. Go on get stuck in!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 44 Budget Special

    Send us Fan MailYes as promised it's a budget special. Reeves gets the biggest Bazookering but of course many others including outliers like Cherie Blair and George Osbourne get the mortars.We cover most of the main points, the child benefit cap and it's lifting, the fuel duties, the mansion tax, it's all there.Of course sexy Kemi had her say as did all of the bacon face fanatics from the touchline. We couldn't cover all of the reactions as we couldn't cover all of the budget but we had a go.Enjoy, follow, subscribe, like and share!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 43

    Send us Fan MailThis is a good one. Isabel Oakshott and her anger at what's going wrong in the UK from her property in Dubai. She's of course married to Richard Tice, well she might not be, it says she is and there's photos of them together but you never know they might never have met which her husband seems to be keen on doing alongside his boss.I digress though, it's serious this murky Russia business or Russia Russia Russia as Trump calls it when he's rattled which is most of the time these days. Putin gets bazookered a bit but don't tell him where I live, I don't fancy a car accident!!The BBC is in the dock with the daughter Fred Dineage from How asking the hard questions. Nobody knows who the chairman of the grilling committee is, it's probably the Wizard of Oz. Anyway enjoy, we've got a budget special coming this week. Two Bazookaaahs in the week!! What's not to like.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 42

    Send us Fan MailWe're back and it's a big alarm clock episode which is the dynamic that Reform voters are going after. Tice and his 'people that get up in the morning' rhetoric gets Bazookaaahed as well as the GB News lot who apparently are slamming the BBC in terms in ratings yet they seem to be obsessed with them at the same time and their programmes that apparently no one is watching.Of course the BBC editing of Trump's rallying cry from 5 years is covered, also the resident doctor's strike, the King's birthday and the US consortium that have 'pulled out' of the Telegraph takeover.Many other stuff as well. Tell your friends about Bazookaaah!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 41

    Send us Fan MailAnthony Hopkins with his ADHD diagnosis, obviously more Trumpian lampooning as well as the silly UK government getting Bazookaaah treatment of course with crap impressions.Obviously the big news this week was the grand old Duke of York who had 12 million pounds but probably only 'resting' in his account for a short while before it went.......somewhere.Also a nod to the late Reagan, as well as a bit of Bazookering on Graham Linehan, Sharon Davies and JK Rowling or to use his real name John Rowling.Even Ronnie Wood, Stella McCartney and Nigel Havers get a mention. TUNE IN!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 40

    Send us Fan MailWe're 40, and what a 40th!!We imagine Tice as a communist, we have the bombshell about inflation....staying the same, we hammer national treasure and obviously we couldn't go without mentioning the chaotic performance of Reform cheerleader Nadine Dorries on Question Time, yeah...sure...well...no..you may laugh.Sorry but we had to cover the bore fest Labour deputy leadership contest but we cover it in fun detail. There's an oblique reference to the risible orange men, Sadiq Khan and Khan Younis get the Bazoinks treatement as does Blair, JD Vance and even General Armstrong Custer.Tune in and tell your friends and here's to 40 more!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 39

    Send us Fan MailChris Philp!!!! I can't say any more. Yes his 'stand up comedy' at the Conservative Party Conference was audio to behold. The rest of the conference was part comedy, part cringe and almost a feeling that I didn't want to gatecrash private grief. Not to be outdone after we covered the ridiculous judges puppet speech by Robert Jenrick last week, he followed this up with his comical stance on the Aston Villa v Maccabi Tel Aviv forthcoming 'European' match.We cover the Scottish National Party conference as well and how they were all squabbling like 'nats in a sack' apparently.Ant Middleton gets his first Bazookering, no doubt my fingernails will be ripped out next week and maybe a waterboarding might put me back in my box. It's our longest Bazookaaah yet, tune in!!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 38

    Send us Fan MailParty conference season and we've got 2 for 1 this week.The Greens were somewhere Green last week and Zack Polanski, the head of the Greens that sounds a bit cockney rhyming slang was giving it big licks in a Marxist old fashioned industrial style talking about chains and stuff, mind you it's very different to the executive attitude of the Unite The Colours movement that had their patriotic bucket hats made in Bangladesh.Yes we covered the Tories as well, Robert Jenrick who is great value got the Bazookaaah treatment as well as Chris Philp (a speech defect sufferer's nightmare) and their insistence to outlaw Sharia Law, it'll be awful to break it to them that it's already outlawed.Gary Neville and the backlash brigade get Bazookered as well, this includes people like Jeremy Kyle, who's fleeced the underclass so much he might as well own Wetherspoons.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 37

    Send us Fan MailLabour conference special. Yes I'm there!! Starmer's speech, Yvette Cooper's speech and all the other speeches that supposedly took place. Obviously the world still turns round so there's obligatory Trump stuff and various other odds and sods but it's full on conference this week. I hope you enjoy it.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 36

    Send us Fan MailTrump! Talking at a funeral but using it to announce new government proposals and yes we're talking about taking mild painkillers and it's link to autism even though the time frames don't tally up. Doesn't matter to Trumpy though.Wes Streeting our esteemed health minister who once....no of course he didn't gets the Bazookering treatment and his strategic distancing himself from the president of the USA just like he distanced himself from Corbyn when his colleagues were sticking the knife into him.A terrific interview with TikTok Sweary Scottish News star John Scott takes place in two parts where we bring up Dick Cheney, Mick Lynch and of course the enigma Farage.Also I explain how I, like Donald Trump have stopped Seven wars and we both haven't had enough credit for it.Enjoy!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 35

    Send us Fan MailNumber 35 and of course after a quiet couple of weeks we had to get stuck into Trump and of course his trip to the banquet. Of course there was his usual denial of all this island stuff whatever that is, then the dressing down of the Australian journalist for....asking him a question however the biggest Trumpy meltdown was due to Jimmy Kimmel being cancelled because of woke and this lefty suppression of free speech, oh hang on a minute. Starmer gets a bit of a bazookering as do the marchers at the weekend which is a brave thing to do because there was 3 million you know, definitely 3 million, there was a drone up in the air showing the what looked like just over 100,000 people on the streets but it was definitely 3 million.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 34

    Send us Fan MailNumber 34 and it's the Labour deputy post that has overweight northern women all over it. Even ones that Keir sacked last week. To be fair the woman from Reform who burst into song last week isn't from the north however the 1 minute clip of the song she composed herself is a minute I won't ever get back.Of course Mandelson gets the Bazookaaah treatment as does the Christian right in America after the Utah shooting. We have a special guest this month as well. Robin Ince is my first ever talking guest as I interview him in the mezzanine of Newcastle Stand Comedy Club.Another good one!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 33

    Send us Fan MailYes we're at number 33! Jesus's age when he shuffled off this mortal coil despite being immortal, it's the speed of the long playing record that made prog rock so boring and it's the correct amount of tax in the pound to have a proper society that isn't fucked. Anyway Tice, Farage and of course Nottingham's Reform council get bazzokered as does Graham Linehan and JK Rowling, but don't get your knickers in a twist, Yvette Cooper gets a bazookering as does the working class landowner Angela Whiner, sorry Raynor. We're rocking along and I'm sure we'll go to two a week in October.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 32

    Send us Fan MailBack home and Bazookaah is back!! It wouldn't be Bazookaaah without Trump and his 'great idea' to deploy the national guard to clamp down on illegals in Washington DC. Farage get's the Bazoinks treatment due to his hypocrisy over conflicting comments regarding the House Of Lords. We've got Scottish news and Colin Smyth's toilet antics. Peter Hebblethwaite gets a Bazookaaah send off after he quite as the CEO of P&O ferries, however the big news is the red crosses on the mini roundabouts that's a phenomena sweeping the nation at the moment. Keep on listening folks! Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 31

    Send us Fan MailTrump and his trips to the island, Alaska talks, Oasis, Summerhall at the Edinburgh fringe and the Kate Forbes row, free speech, Reeves and her alleged hike in taxes that she's allegedly thinking about. It's all here. I'm still at the fringe and between the Britpop invasion of middle aged men to the onslaught of the pensioner rockers and sharpies in town to see AC/DC. Another ranted Bazookaaah classic.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 30

    Send us Fan MailHere we are, Scottish news heavy, Mail on Sunday award winners, Zarah Sultana and the man we dare not mention's new party. Crap trouser suit Reeves gets the Bazookaaah treatment, the Palestine lobby, John Swinney and that strange bloke Iain Dale who interviews his friends with cosy interviews. Tune in tell your friends.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 29

    Send us Fan MailWe're back with polluted water satire care of Thames, Southern and Yorkshire, Grant Schapps or whatever his name is this week and his secret deal with Afghans and the special forces, the voting age being lowered, Dianne Abbott's 'racism' and of course there's the latest Epstein shenanigans. Plenty of jokes in there and lots of attitude. All from our box room in North Tyneside. Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 28

    Send us Fan MailOne in one out for channel crossers, Macron and Starmer and their 'plan', Brexit once again, Trump of course and his Liberian investment. Rayner and the head of Birmingham City Council get the Bazookaaah treatment and the hosepipe ban is very much covered alongside a host of other things. Get in there and listen to it!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 27

    Send us Fan MailYes 27 the year of course that Hendrix, Cobain, Joplin, Jones, Morrison and Winehouse got to before they checked out. We're here to stay though and we've got a new guest character, Big Lev who is a soldier based in the Ukraine, but Reeves and Starmer get it and we've got a take on Sultana leaving the Labour Bin Fire. Of course we've got some stuff on the whole Bob Vylan affair at Glastonbury the silly overreaction. Lots of gems in there. Listen in!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 26

    Send us Fan MailAlex Brummer, no that's not a typo gets a kicking, by the way he's a Daily Mail expert which sounds like a contradiction in terms. Apparently Red Rayner, that's Angels Rayner according the everyone in this country, well according to Why Don't You Mail On Sunday reporters Glen and Calum, apparently we're 'sleepwalking into recession' and Rayner is 'taking a wrecking ball to the economy', it's like Daily Mail union bashing bingo. Conservative shadow minister Andrew Griffith joins in with the stereotyping, yes the Tories are desperate for a hit single and it all gets the Bazookaaah treatmentTrump doesn't escape the North Tyneside box room satire with his three 'direct hits' into the living rooms of the uranium enrichment plants and Liz Kendall is lampooned too. Don' forget to subscribe to Bazookaaah on buzzsprout.bazookaaah.com Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 25

    Send us Fan MailOur 25th show, Spanish tourism demonstrations and would you believe it 'touristaphobia'. Finally white middle class can feel like they're a victim.Closer to home ironically enough the Pakistani sex abuse scandal or as the BBC would say the Asian sex abuse scandal or as GB News would say the Pakistani Rape Trails get a Bazookering, also Kate Foxcroft resigning the whip and of course we get into the whole uranium enrichment taking place in rural Iran or not as the case may be. The IAEI, the International Atomic Energy Agency or the Iiiiaaaeeeiiii as I like to call it have made several statements that are at odds with the golf playing, tweet addict Orange satsuma that runs America. No other topical satircal pod has this range!!We also don't shy away from the assisted dying bill and the Liverpool Care Pathway that used to take place, we also surmise what 30p Lee might think about it.It's all here and we're hoping to go twice a week very soon!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 24

    Send us Fan MailYes we're up to 24! This is the best one yet in my own humble opinion. Assisted dying gets the Baz treatment and it's a bit of riot special for most of the show, Northern Ireland and of course LA where the police think it's all fair in love and war to shoot Australian journalists in the leg. Do please enjoy!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 23

    Send us Fan MailTrump's row with Musk and at the same time a huge falling out at Reform Towers with Yousef walking due to Pochin's Burqa comment at PMQ's. Chaos at the end of the week Not to mention defence spending, the expanding of the light railways and trams and of course Thames Water being in the shit...no pun intended. It's all here. Do tune in!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 22

    Send us Fan MailWe're back with our 22nd show. Farage gets a good grilling as of course does the turncoat PM as well as their respective cohorts. The two child benefit caps, immigration, Prince Charles in Canada and of course the latest Trump outbursts are digested and analysed. Scottish news as well. Don't forget to get in touch with Bazookaaah on [email protected] with a news story or even if you want to say hello.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 21

    Send us Fan MailThe Australian leader of the opposition, the great European deal and reaction to it, the deals that Trump is doing worldwide and of course reaction to the people trafficker that made a load of money from shipping asylum seekers across the Mediterranean. It's chock full of jokes, proper jokes.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 20

    Send us Fan MailYes we're up to number 20 and this is topical as owt. Trump of course, some Pope quotes, the Aussie election, an EU rant, Turkey talks, Zelensky, Putin and of course the shower that run our own country. It's all there. Enjoy.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 19

    Send us Fan MailWe're back and we're on the edge of worldwide fascism but never mind that M&S, Harrods and the Co-op have been hacked! Full story covered on the show.Also we've got a take on the expected cabinet reshuffle and a working class MP could be on her way.More Trump tariff stuff as well as the conclave election shenanigans and of course we must talk about the eve of Indian subcontinent disruption and a 'major escalation between the nuclear arms nation.Lots of other good stuff as well, ranted with passion from myself for the magic 23 minutes time schedule.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 18

    Send us Fan MailYes we're up to the coming of age of 18 and there's plenty of grown up childishness on this week's Bazookaaah, the columnist Sarah Vine, the transfer of privately educated kids into the state system, the felling of the Sycamore Gap tree and the ongoing trial, Canada's new president and many other bits and pieces. Don't forget to be a subscriber so you can get a book through the post and a mention on the show.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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    Bazookaaah Number 17

    Send us Fan MailA new Bazookaaah on the week the Pope died. There's a Popey tribute to the man himself and to Saint Peter who never really gets the credit! Also on the opposite of divine intervention we've got some cloud dimming satire and general weather jokes.Look out as well for a real rant about St George's Day too. I hope all the English listeners had a fine bit of fun and will enjoy the jokes.Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

UK politics satirised from a house in North Tyneside with your host Gavin Webster. Ranting about the latest commons vote, to the latest whip resigning to the latest Trump tweets, Gav weaves his way through it in an articulate poetical way with a musical background. Show going to go twice a week very soon.

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