Chismosas and Chainsaws

In this episode, we discuss The Substance (2024), art-- and horror movies specifically-- being political, and the implications of unrealistic body standards that society has for women as we age. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Knives Out (2019), the star-studded cast, and how this is very clearly NOT a horror movie. Email us at [email protected]!

Happy Halloween! In this episode we talk about Zombieland (2009), what a guy Woody Harrelson is, and about how surprisingly well this aged. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010), how many references to other horror movies were in this, and how both of us had the same average rating for the film but rounded differently! Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Companion (2025), what a nightmare AI is, and how funny it would be to do a sports podcast instead. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Lamb (2021), the weird family dynamics involved in the story, and how different OUR choices would be in the same situation. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about MaXXXine (2024), what an icon Mia Goth is, the time she beat the shit out of Kevin Bacon, and what an amazing ending this was to the trilogy. Do the thing, you know the thing! Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we discuss Smile 2 (2024), its similarities to The Ring, and how graphic it is. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Better Watch Out (2016), Tony Todd's passing, and the impressionability of young people. Email us at [email protected]!

Happy Holidays from the Chismosas! In this episode, we talk about Lodge (2019), religious cults, and what little sh**heads these kids are. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Trap (2024), how much Reyna likes Seleka's music, and how this movie is only good if you're not completely sober. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode we talk about Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror (2006), the animation and storytelling aspects, and how unexpected cameos slap. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode we discuss I Saw The TV Glow (2024), how it's absolutely a queer allegory despite Britany gaslighting herself out of seeing it, and how each time she sees it Reyna gets a little emotional. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we discuss The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014), the implications of found footage, and how exploitative this version of "found footage" is. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode we talk about Abigail (2024), different sources for vampire lore, and how f*cked up the Twilight series is in hindsight. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode we talk about Smile (2022), the one time a psychotic break isn't just a psychotic break, and how you can't escape your trauma. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode we talk about The Strangers (2008), long engagements, and the Mason murders. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Stitches(2012), how insane it is that all these clowns f*ck, and how creepy the egg thing is. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about The Wicker Man(2006), how pointless this remake is, and how funny it is when Nicholas Cage just starts punching people. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Parasite(2019), how we’re all trapped in a capitalistic nightmare, and how Reyna remains obsessed with this score. Follow us on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Psycho(1960), how iconic this soundtrack is, and whether or not Anthony Perkins is cute. Follow us on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Talk to Me(2023), how fun the montage scenes are, and what a bad friend Jade is. Follow on instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Vacancy(2007), how these two ignore red flags, and never would’ve survived any ordeal like this. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about The Boy(2016), how much Brittany doesn’t like creepy dolls, and our mixed feelings on the plot twist. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this special Halloween episode, we talk about Clue(1985), how iconic this dialogue truly is, and how much we love Tim Curry. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Barbarian(2022), how men have the audacity, and whether or not Justin Long is likable. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Child’s Play(2019), how biased Reyna’s opinions on this movie are, and how hot Aubrey Plaza is. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this special Friday the 13th episode, we talk about Freddy vs. Jason(2003), how insufferable every teenager is in this movie, and how fun it is to see these two icons fight. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Season of the Witch/Hungry Wives(1973), how confusing the title of this movie is, and how insane all the editing is. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about M3GAN(2022), how creepy dolls are, and how the song Titanium really is a bop. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Gaia(2021), how insane the visuals are, and whether or not we’d want to be reclaimed by the earth this way. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this very long episode, we talk about Scream 6(2023), how this one subverts the franchise expectations, and how Reyna’s opinion will always be biased for a Scream movie. Follow us on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about The Birds(1963), how insane the main character’s actions are, and the many pop culture references this movie inspired. Follow us on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about The Evil Dead(1981), how fun it is to talk about Sam Raimi’s Michigan background, and how intense the blood and special effects are. Follow us on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Thinner(1996), how there’s no reason for this to really exist, and how it’s no surprise that it’s racist. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Annabelle(2014), how no sane person would want this doll possessed or not, and how underwhelming this is. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about The Thing(1982), how sad it is to see dogs die in movies, and whether or not a different ending would’ve been considered better by 1982 audiences. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Ginger Snaps(2000), how sad it is to see dogs die in movies, and how this has cult classic written all over it. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Raw(2016), how nice it is to do another foreign language film, and how bloody this movie is. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Cube(1997), how much Brittany did not enjoy this, and how fast we’d lose our minds in the cube. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Little Monsters(2019), how amazing Lupita N’yongo is, and how we prefer our zombies in this format. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Paranormal Activity 4(2012), how weird it is to see two actual actors in this installment, and how great it is to see Katie again. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Sleepy Hollow(1999), how nostalgic this is for Brittany, and how neither of us can believe this is from 1999. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about The Menu(2022), how beautiful Anya Taylor-Joy is, and why we hate foodies. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Pearl(2022), how iconic Mia Goth is, and how Brittany is face blind. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Wes Craven’s New Nightmare(1994), how iconic Heather Langenkamp continues to be, and how it’s nice to see Freddy Krueger be scary again. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this special episode, we discuss our favorites and least favorites of the past year. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Velvet Buzzsaw(2019), how pretentious this movie is, and whether or not to take this movie as seriously as it takes itself. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Happy Death Day 2 U(2019), how fun the montages are, and how good Jessica Rothe’s comedic timing is. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Alien(1979), how cool the effects are, and how beautiful Sigourney Weaver is. Follow on Instagram and email us at [email protected]!