Chris Page & Amy Gerard

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Chris Page & Amy Gerard

Between them, Chris Page and Amy Gerard’s two lives include five wild kids under 8, two supportive spouses and a million and one parenting tales and fails.Amy Gerard has amassed an army of fans through her hit podcast series and Instagram community with stories of her crazy life as a wife and mum, while dad-of-2 Chris Page has spent two decades hosting shows on some of Australia’s biggest radio stations.Chris and Amy share fresh stories about kids, relationships, friendships and more in their unique witty style. The No Bullshit-O-Meter will be turned way up.It’s real life, not reel life.

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    The Parenting Question Amy Couldn’t Answer

    Amy Gerard gets brutally honest this episode about the reality of modern marriage, parenting stress and the emotional load so many women carry every day. From juggling kids and relationships to feeling mentally exhausted trying to keep everything together. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, Amy and Chris dive into parenting chaos, relationship pressures, family life and the everyday moments that quickly spiral into bigger conversations. There’s honest marriage talk, funny parenting stories, relatable mum moments and the kind of real-life chat listeners love sharing with friends. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy Gerard Opens Up About Modern Marriage03:50 – Parenting Stress & The Mental Load08:40 – Family Life Chaos & Mum Burnout14:15 – Relationship Realities Couples Understand19:30 – The Story That Sparked Debate25:10 – Chris & Amy’s Honest Conversation30:45 – Final Thoughts & Weekend Wrap 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Opens Up About Parenting Stress, Marriage & The Mental Load

    Amy Gerard gets brutally honest in this episode about the reality of modern motherhood, parenting stress and the mental load so many women carry every single day. From juggling family life and relationships to trying to keep everything together without losing yourself in the process. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, Amy and Chris dive into the pressures of parenting, marriage realities, emotional burnout and the everyday chaos of raising kids while managing work, relationships and life. There’s plenty of funny moments, honest conversations and relatable family stories that feel like they’ve come straight from the group chat. modern motherhood podcasts, parenting advice, marriage discussions, mental load conversations and women’s lifestyle podcasts in Australia. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy Gerard Opens Up About Parenting Stress03:45 – The Mental Load Of Modern Motherhood08:30 – Marriage, Relationships & Family Pressure14:10 – Parenting Chaos Every Mum Understands19:20 – The Story That Sparked Debate Online25:00 – Chris & Amy’s Honest Relationship Talk30:35 – Final Thoughts & Weekend Wrap 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Gerard Admits The One Thing That’s Driving Her Crazy Right Now

    Amy Gerard opens up about the one thing that’s been quietly pushing her over the edge lately and it’s something almost every mum will instantly relate to. From parenting pressure and the mental load to the small daily frustrations that build up, Amy says what so many women are thinking but don’t always say out loud. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, the conversation dives into modern motherhood, relationship dynamics and the realities of juggling family life. Amy shares honest, relatable moments that hit close to home, while Chris adds his usual humour and perspective. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy’s Big Admission03:30 – The Thing That’s Driving Her Crazy08:10 – Parenting Pressure & Mental Load13:45 – Relationship Realities19:10 – The Story That Sparked Debate24:40 – Chris Weighs In30:00 – Final Thoughts & Wrap 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Gerard Says What Every Mum Is Thinking (But Won’t Admit)

    Amy Gerard taps into a moment this episode that will hit home for so many women saying out loud what most mums are thinking but rarely admit. From the pressure of parenting and the mental load to the unspoken realities of relationships, Amy brings honesty, humour and a little bit of chaos. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, the conversation dives into modern motherhood, everyday parenting struggles, and the relationship dynamics that quietly build in family life. Amy shares relatable, unfiltered thoughts that will have listeners laughing and nodding along, while Chris adds his usual perspective (for better or worse). It’s real, funny and incredibly relatable covering mum life, parenting stress, and the kind of conversations that usually stay inside group chats. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy Says What No One Else Will03:40 – The Parenting Pressure Builds08:25 – The Mental Load Of Mum Life13:50 – Relationship Real Talk19:20 – The Story That Sparked Debate24:55 – Chris Weighs In30:10 – Final Thoughts & Wrap 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy's dating Dilemma?

    In this episode of Chris and Amy's Ride, Chris and Amy dive into a range of topics, from the challenges of dating after a long-term relationship to the quirks that drive them crazy in everyday life.Chris shares his thoughts on the recent Michael Jackson film, and discusses the importance of being true to oneself.Amy opens up about her own experiences with online dating and the importance of taking the first step. Chris and Amy also reveal their pet peeves in a new segment called 'Airing of Grievances' - from annoying utensil drawers to the frustration of eating an apple in public.   🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy's inside scoop on MAFs - What really goes on behind the scenes in the casting process

    In this episode of Chris Page and Amy Gerard, Chris and Amy chat about Anzac Day and its significance. They share their personal experiences attending the dawn service and the importance of remembering the sacrifices made by soldiers. They also introduce a new segment called "Dead or Alive," where they test each other's knowledge of celebrity status. Plus Amy's got the inside scoop about the casting process on MAFs.   🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on Instagram  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Has Called BS on a Coachella Fashion Trend

    Chris & Amy discuss discovering a new “hobby” that starts innocently with bike riding and quickly turns into a full-blown personality trait. From riding borrowed bikes with half the neighbourhood kids to declaring boot season her spiritual home, Amy’s opinions are strong, detailed and completely unapologetic. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, the conversation jumps through lifestyle obsessions, fashion logic, modern parenting dilemmas and the realities of raising kids online. Amy dives into why festival fashion makes no sense, defends thigh-high boots when styled correctly, and unpacks the anxiety mums feel from flying with a crying baby to navigating platforms like Roblox and keeping kids safe online. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy’s New Obsession: Biking With the Kids02:30 – Cyclists, Footpaths & Bike Culture Chaos04:00 – Coachella Fashion: Amy Judges the Boots05:25 – Why Boots Deserve Respect (And Proper Styling)07:10 – Thigh-Highs, Class vs Chaos09:05 – Chris Accidentally Sounds Creepy12:50 – Flying With Crying Babies & Mum Guilt15:40 – “Are We Rich?” Kids, Money & Growing Up19:20 – What Made You “Rich” at School21:25 – Euphoria, Sydney Sweeney & Why Men Are Watching24:55 – Roblox, Online Safety & Digital Parenting Fears29:15 – Final Thoughts & Wrap Up 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Can’t Stop Thinking About the Future… And It’s Slightly Terrifying

    Amy Gerard goes deep this episode, spiralling from everyday thoughts into a surprisingly vivid picture of what life will look like as we all get older. From gaming-filled nursing homes and tattooed retirees to phones, nappies and the brutal realities of ageing, Amy’s honesty takes a funny, dark, and very relatable turn. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, the conversation bounces through big ideas and everyday observations, from one-way trips to Mars and AI “Jesus”, to music festival fashion fails, disappointing concerts, fuel shortages and the weird things we all overthink at night. Amy opens up about turning 40, tracking her sleep, and the anxiety that comes with trying to optimise everything. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy’s Wild Thoughts About the Future02:20 – Would You Go to Mars (And Never Come Back?)03:45 – AI Jesus, Faith & Paying Per Minute06:40 – Gaming, Tattoos & Nursing Home Life09:15 – Amy’s Creepy Nursing Home Memories10:45 – Coachella, Bieber & Influencer Culture13:40 – Concert Disappointments vs Surprise Favourites16:10 – Fuel Shortages & Mixed Government Messages19:45 – The Michael Jackson Movie Debate23:45 – Nailed It or Failed It: Sleep, Ageing & Anxiety26:20 – Chris Saves His House… Then Almost Ruins Everything28:40 – Final Laughs & Wrap Up 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Opens Up About Parenting Stress & Mental Load

    Amy Gerard reaches a point this episode where she simply can’t hold it in anymore and what follows is one of the most relatable and honest moments for mums juggling everything at once. From parenting pressures and the mental load to relationship dynamics that quietly build over time, Amy says what so many women are thinking. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, the conversation dives into modern motherhood, family life chaos, and the everyday moments that can quickly escalate. Amy shares her unfiltered thoughts while Chris adds his usual humour (and a few comments that don’t exactly help). It’s real, funny and painfully relatable covering parenting struggles, relationship honesty and the little moments that turn into big conversations. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy Reaches Breaking Point03:30 – The Moment That Triggered It08:20 – Parenting Chaos & Mental Load13:55 – Relationship Reality Check19:30 – The Story Everyone’s Talking About25:05 – Chris Weighs In30:40 – Final Thoughts & Wrap 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Snaps… And Every Mum Will Understand

    Amy Gerard hits a moment this episode that will feel very familiar to mums everywhere, when the little things pile up and suddenly… you snap. From parenting pressure to relationship dynamics, Amy opens up about the realities of juggling it all and the emotional load that comes with it. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, the conversation dives into modern motherhood, family life chaos, and the everyday moments that turn into big reactions. Amy shares honest, relatable experiences that will have listeners laughing, cringing and nodding along, while Chris adds his usual mix of humour and perspective. Expect real talk on parenting, relationships and the mental load, plus the funny and chaotic moments that make family life what it is. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy Reaches Her Limit03:45 – The Moment That Set It Off08:30 – Parenting Chaos & Mental Load14:05 – Relationship Talk Gets Honest19:40 – The Story That Sparked Debate25:10 – Chris Tries To Help (Kind Of)30:30 – Final Thoughts & Wrap 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Finally Admits It… And It Changes Everything

    Amy Gerard drops an honest admission this episode and it sparks one of those conversations that hits a little too close to home. From parenting realities to relationship truths, Amy opens up about the thoughts many mums have but don’t always say out loud. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, the chat dives into modern motherhood, family life chaos, and the everyday situations that quickly spiral into bigger conversations. Amy shares relatable moments that will have listeners nodding along, while Chris adds his usual humour (and the occasional comment that doesn’t help). ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy’s Big Admission03:50 – The Conversation That Followed08:40 – Parenting Reality Moments14:10 – Relationship Talk Gets Real19:45 – The Story Everyone’s Talking About25:20 – Chris Reacts (Mixed Results)30:55 – Final Thoughts & Wrap 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy's Parenting Moment She Didn’t See Coming

    Amy Gerard found herself in a parenting moment she absolutely didn’t see coming and it quickly turned into one of those situations every parent dreads. From the unexpected curveballs kids throw at you to the emotional (and often hilarious) reality of raising a family, Amy opens up in a way that will hit home for mums everywhere. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, the conversation dives into modern parenting challenges, relationship dynamics, and the everyday chaos that comes with family life. Amy shares the honest thoughts many parents have but don’t always say out loud, while Chris brings his usual mix of humour and perspective. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Welcome & Amy’s Unexpected Parenting Moment04:05 – The Situation Escalates Quickly09:10 – Parenting Reality Check14:30 – Relationship Dynamics & Honest Talk20:15 – The Story Everyone’s Talking About26:40 – Chris Weighs In (For Better Or Worse)32:10 – Final Thoughts & Wrap 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Reached Breaking Point

    Amy Gerard hits a very real breaking point this episode and it’s the kind every mum will instantly recognise. From the mental load of parenting to the small moments that quietly build into something bigger, Amy opens up about the realities of juggling family life, relationships and everything in between. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, the conversation dives into modern motherhood, relationship pressures, and the everyday chaos that comes with raising kids. Amy shares the honest thoughts many women have but don’t always say out loud, while Chris brings his usual mix of humour and “helpful” commentary. Expect relatable parenting stories, real marriage conversations, and the kind of laugh-out-loud moments that make you feel a little less alone. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy Hits Her Breaking Point04:10 – The Mental Load Of Motherhood09:20 – Parenting Chaos & Real Mum Moments15:05 – Relationship Pressure & Honest Talk21:40 – The Story That Sparked Debate27:15 – Chris Tries To Help (Doesn’t Go Well)32:50 – Final Thoughts & Weekend Wrap 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy's Post-40 Reality Check (And It’s Not Pretty)

    Amy Gerard is officially settling into life after 40… and she’s not sugar-coating a single part of it. From the unexpected realities of ageing to the honest (and hilarious) truths about hormones, relationships and parenting, Amy lays it all out in a way every woman will relate to. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, the conversation dives into real-life mum struggles, relationship dynamics, and the everyday chaos that comes with juggling family life in your 30s and 40s. Amy opens up about the changes no one warns you about, while Chris does his best to keep up and occasionally makes things worse. Expect laugh-out-loud moments, brutally honest takes, and the kind of conversations you’ll want to send straight to your group chat. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy’s Post-40 Reality Check Begins03:40 – The Changes No One Warns You About08:15 – Parenting Chaos & Mum-Life Moments14:30 – Relationship Reality & Honest Conversations20:10 – The Story That Sparked Debate25:45 – Chris Makes It Worse (Again)31:20 – Final Thoughts & Weekend Wrap 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Gerard Gets Hit On By A 21-Year-Old… The Day After Turning 40

    Amy Gerard is officially 40… and the universe wasted no time reminding her she’s still got it. After celebrating her birthday, Amy reveals the hilarious moment a 21-year-old waiter slid into her DMs trying to organise a drink, despite the fact her Instagram is filled with photos of her husband and kids. Chris and Amy also unpack the realities of perimenopause, from hormone chaos and brain fog to suddenly finding your partner’s breathing unbearable. Plus, the pair debate whether banning adult sites in Australia is actually protecting kids or just pushing people elsewhere online. There’s also a classic Facebook Mums Group dilemma about the rising cost of kids’ sport and whether families can even afford it anymore, and Amy shares the chaotic reality of school photo day, complete with an unexpected meltdown over hair gel. Chapters 00:00 Amy’s 40th Birthday Party Recap02:00 Amy’s Perimenopause Reality Check07:40 PornHub Blocked In Australia Debate13:30 Facebook Mums Group – The Rising Cost Of Kids Sport17:30 MAFS Drama & Why Reality TV Loves Female Conflict22:10 School Photo Day Chaos With The Kids27:20 Amy Gets Hit On By A 21-Year-Old Waiter 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Gerard Hits 40… And Things Are Getting Weird

    Amy Gerard has officially turned 40… and she’s already blaming perimenopause for everything. From brain fog and forgetting basic life admin to the sudden rage that comes with parenting young kids, Amy gets brutally honest about what life actually feels like entering your 40s. Chris and Amy also dive into the chaos of raising kids, including the moment Amy’s son flipped her the bird at the school gate (yes, really). There’s also a debate about whether it’s still socially acceptable to proudly fly the Australian flag in your front yard, plus the weirdest stories making headlines around the world. And in Nailed It or Failed It, Amy confesses to feeding her kids week-old salmon while Chris accidentally hits a kookaburra with a frisbee. Chapters 00:00 Amy Turns 40 & The Birthday Celebrations02:40 Amy Talks Perimenopause, Brain Fog & Hormones07:45 Around The World – The Weirdest Global News14:45 Amy’s Public Parenting Meltdown19:50 The Oscars Predictions & Movie Debate23:30 Should You Fly The Australian Flag In Your Front Yard?28:20 Nailed It Or Failed It – Salmon Disaster & Frisbee Fail 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy's International Women’s Day Truth Bomb

    On this episode of Chris & Amy, Amy Gerard reflects on International Women’s Day and the realities of juggling motherhood, marriage and a busy career. Amy shares a hilarious behind-the-scenes moment from the team’s planning meeting while literally undergoing a pelvic floor and ab treatment (yes… really), sparking a very honest conversation about women’s health after kids. The team also dives into the real cost of weddings, debating whether guests should actually pay for their seat at the reception, and Chris reveals his controversial rule about wedding food and gift money. Plus, Amy opens up about the tricky moments of explaining world news and war to curious kids, something every parent struggles with. To celebrate International Women’s Day, Chris and Amy are also joined by 17-year-old rising Formula driver Joanne Ciconte, who could be on track to become one of the next women in Formula racing. Chapters 00:00 – Chris Surprises Amy on International Women’s Day02:40 – Amy’s “Vagina CrossFit” Pelvic Floor Story05:20 – The Weird Things People Did on Zoom During COVID08:09 – How Much Should a Wedding Cost?10:05 – The Bride Charging Guests $75 Each12:45 – Explaining War and World News to Kids16:35 – Meet 17-Year-Old Racing Driver Joanne Ciconte 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 🎙️ Executive ProducerMathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Gerard Admits The Secret To A Happy Marriage

    It’s officially footy season in Australia and Amy Gerard has a confession, she secretly loves it… because it means her husband Ryan disappears for entire weekends watching NRL and AFL with the boys. On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, Amy reveals Ryan’s latest boys’ weekend involving smoked meat, beers and wall-to-wall football while she happily enjoys the peace and quiet. Chris then takes Amy Around the World with some of the strangest stories making headlines, including a bizarre Japanese wellness trend where people meditate inside coffins to supposedly appreciate life more. The episode dives into marriage realities, weekend parenting life, weird global news and the little truths couples secretly think but rarely say out loud. Chapters 00:00 – Welcome to the Chris & Amy weekend show00:30 – Footy season begins and Amy couldn’t be happier01:30 – Ryan’s boys weekend: smoked meat, beers and football02:30 – Chris launches the “Around the World” segment03:00 – Japan’s bizarre coffin meditation trend explained08:00 – More strange global stories Chris found online15:00 – Marriage realities and why couples secretly love time apart22:00 – Weekend wrap and final laughs 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard 🌐 www.amygerard.com.au 📸 @amy.gerardChris Page 📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston 📧 [email protected] 📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy’s 40 Countdown, MAFS Meltdowns & The Name ‘King’ Debate

    It’s the first day of autumn and Amy Gerard is officially 39.9 with just days to go until the big 4-0. This episode kicks off with an important Breast Check Day reminder before Chris attempts to “prepare” Amy for what turning forty supposedly does to you (spoiler: hoarding, Google reviews and weather obsession). Then Amy goes IN on the latest MAFS drama, breaking down the controversial groom demanding a “submissive” wife and why his language has women across Australia furious. The Facebook Mums Group brings another hot debate is naming your baby “King” empowering… or setting them up for disaster? Plus, celebrity first jobs that will genuinely shock you, the truth about how badly we’re sleeping, and the emotional parenting moment that hit Chris hard while hanging out the washing. ⏱️ Timestamps 00:00 – Welcome & Breast Check Day reminder02:00 – Amy’s 40 countdown: what really happens at 40?07:00 – MAFS groom sparks outrage: “submissive” wife debate12:30 – Facebook Mums Group: Is naming your baby “King” a mistake?16:30 – Celebrity first jobs revealed (you won’t guess Hemsworth’s)21:00 – Are we sleeping more… but worse?24:30 – The parenting moment that hit Chris in the feels28:30 – Cherish the chaos (and why it goes too fast) 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Said WHAT?! The Moment That Broke Chris

    This week on the Chris & Amy Show, Amy Gerard is in peak unfiltered form and absolutely nothing is off limits. From brutally honest parenting confessions to relationship curveballs that had Chris clutching his pearls, Amy dives head-first into the conversations everyone else is too scared to have. The episode tackles modern marriage pressures, mum-life realities, and the social debates blowing up group chats everywhere. Expect big opinions, laugh-out-loud moments, and one Amy take that genuinely leaves the studio divided. ⏱️ Timestamps 00:00 – Welcome & Amy comes in HOT04:15 – The story that stopped the studio10:40 – Parenting debate: Amy’s bold stance18:20 – Marriage reality check (Chris vs Amy)26:35 – Listener reactions & group chat chaos34:10 – The moment that escalated quickly41:00 – Final thoughts & Amy doubles down 🔗 Hosts Amy Gerard🌐 www.amygerard.com.au📸 @amy.gerard Chris Page📸 @chris_page83 Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston📧 [email protected]📸 @eggoau on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Drew The Line....

    Amy takes a stand and it sparks big conversations. From parenting dilemmas and relationship drama to the everyday moments that spiral into full household debates, Amy opens up about the line she refuses to cross. The episode dives into modern motherhood pressures, partner frustrations, trending news stories, and the real-life chaos families are juggling right now. It’s honest, relatable and full of those “are we the only ones?” moments that hit hard for women in their 30s and 40s. If you’ve ever questioned your parenting decisions, your relationship boundaries, or whether you’re overreacting.. this one’s for you. Listen to Chris & Amy every weekend from 8am–10am on KIIS. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Amy Draws A Line05:12 – The Parenting Debate That Divided Us12:48 – Relationship Reality Check21:35 – The Story Everyone’s Talking About29:10 – Amy’s Confession37:42 – Chris Pushes Back44:05 – Listener Reactions & Real Talk51:30 – The Final Verdict Keywords:Chris & Amy, Chris and Amy podcast, Amy Gerard, Amy Gerard radio, KIIS FM, KIIS weekend show, Australian radio show, Australian podcast, parenting podcast Australia, mum life Australia, motherhood podcast, modern parenting, parenting debate, relationship advice, marriage talk, couples arguments, family life Australia, women 30s podcast, women 40s podcast, relatable mum content, honest parenting, family boundaries, dating and marriage, Aussie mums, weekend radio Australia, lifestyle podcast Australia, trending news discussion, real life stories, funny parenting moments, relationship drama podcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy vs Turning 40 (And She’s Not Calm About It)

    Amy is officially staring down 40 and she’s spiraling (with chin hairs, bucket lists and brutal honesty). From midlife reflections and travel dreams to the very real jealousy debate around on-screen movie chemistry, Amy doesn’t hold back. Chris also shares a horror kitchen injury that ended in five stitches, the Olympics condom shortage gets unpacked (yes, really), and Amy opens up about why she could never date an actor after the buzz around Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi’s steamy new film. Plus: parenting fails, midnight bathroom disasters, and the realities of ageing nobody warned us about. Listen to Chris & Amy every weekend from 8am–10am on KIIS. Chapters 00:00 – Chris’ Kitchen Injury Horror Story (5 Stitches Later)08:00 – Around The World: Olympics & Wild News12:50 – Amy Turns 40: Chin Hairs, Bucket Lists & Midlife Feels17:30 – Margot Robbie, Movie Chemistry & Relationship Jealousy21:30 – Drunk On-Air TV Moment Goes Viral24:40 – Nailed It or Failed It: Kids, Wee & Wet Sneakers28:00 – Doomsday DVDs & Bin Night Fail Keywords Chris and Amy podcast, Amy Gerard turning 40, midlife crisis women, menopause talk, ageing honestly, parenting fails Australia, funny mum moments, relationship jealousy debate, Margot Robbie movie chemistry, Jacob Elordi film, Olympics condom shortage, Winter Olympics village, viral TV moments, Australian radio podcast, KIIS weekend show, modern motherhood podcast, couple dynamics discussion, celebrity news Australia, funny breakfast radio, Amy Gerard KIISSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy’s Brutal Confession & The One Question She Didn’t Want To Ask

    Amy drops a brutally honest confession that spirals into one of the most relatable conversations we’ve ever had on the show. From parenting dilemmas and modern relationship realities to awkward social situations and the internet debates everyone’s secretly having, nothing is off limits. Amy opens up in a way that will hit home for mums navigating family life, changing friendships, marriage pressure and the mental load. Chris, of course, has thoughts and some of them don’t help. It’s funny, raw, and very real. If you love honest mum chats, relationship talk, trending news stories and laugh-out-loud radio moments, this episode is for you. Chapters 00:00 – Amy’s Big Confession08:15 – Parenting Pressure & The Mental Load17:40 – Relationship Reality Check26:10 – Social Debate Blowing Up Online34:55 – Chris Says The Wrong Thing42:30 – The Question Amy Didn’t Want To Ask50:10 – Final Thoughts & Weekend Wrap Keywords Chris and Amy podcast, Amy Gerard radio, KIIS weekend show, parenting podcast Australia, modern motherhood, relationship advice podcast, marriage talk radio, Aussie mums podcast, mental load mums, parenting debate Australia, honest mum chat, family life podcast, trending news discussion, viral parenting topics, relationship reality, couple dynamics, funny radio moments, Australian radio hosts, weekend breakfast show, Chris and Amy KIIS FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy’s Marriage Reality Check (Single Women Might Be Happier)

    Amy gets brutally honest about modern marriage, parenting karma and why “single women & married men are the happiest” might not be wrong. From her dreamy teenage Valentine’s Day to her absolute worst (hello pregnancy + gastro nightmare), Amy unpacks the highs and lows of love and why she’d happily stay single forever if anything happened to Ryan. The episode dives into viral relationship psychology, the mental load in marriage, why married women feel overwhelmed, and the controversial truth about happiness studies. Plus: Amy’s parenting karma hits hard with her risk-taking son, a fiery Married At First Sight Australia recap (Pink vs Farmer Luke), and this week’s Nailed It / Failed It - including surprise 40th birthday wins and raising “feral” kids who live like chip-packet raccoons. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Valentine’s Day plans & romance movie debate07:47 – Parenting karma is real (and Amy’s paying for it)11:58 – Best & worst Valentine’s Days ever16:00 – Are single women happier than married women?20:18 – MAFS recap: Pink vs Farmer Luke24:58 – Nailed It / Failed It 🔎 Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, Amy Gerard marriage talk, single women vs married women happiness, relationship psychology, mental load in marriage, married women burnout, parenting karma, raising boys, risky kids behaviour, Australian mums podcast, Valentine’s Day stories, worst Valentine’s Day ever, gastro while pregnant, Married At First Sight Australia recap, MAFS 2025 drama, farmer groom MAFS, Australian radio show, KIIS FM weekend, modern relationships Australia, honest marriage podcast, funny parenting podcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  25. 149

    Amy Didn’t See This Parenting Conversation Coming

    Amy kicks off Sunday by admitting she has zero interest in the Super Bowl but all the interest in the wings, beers and cultural chaos that come with it. From there, the show spirals gloriously into modern parenting hell, including Amy being forced to explain P Diddy, baby oil and playground trash talk to her six-year-old (a conversation no parenting book prepares you for). The chat turns darker (and funnier) as Amy deep-dives into her growing fear of AI bots turning on humans, driverless cars coming to Australia, and why the Doomsday Clock feels a little too real right now. Then comes the big one: circumcision. Amy lays down her brutally honest take on why she refused it for her boys, setting off one of the most unfiltered, laugh-out-loud conversations of the weekend. The episode wraps with Amy delivering her dream Valentine’s Day playbook for men everywhere, before the Facebook Mums Group raises a genuinely emotional question about kids, sport, confidence and when to step in as a parent. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Super Bowl hype… but only for the snacks03:25 – Amy’s six-year-old asks: “Mum, what’s a Diddy?”06:47 – AI bots, fear mongering & the end of humanity10:56 – Circumcision: Amy’s hard line as a mum15:25 – Amy’s perfect Valentine’s Day (men, take notes)19:36 – Driverless cars coming to Australia22:32 – Facebook Mums Group: When your kid falls behind in sport Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Amy Gerard parenting, Amy Gerard kids, awkward parenting conversations, explaining news to kids, modern parenting Australia, parenting dilemmas podcast, Aussie mums podcast, parenting teens Australia, kids asking hard questions, Amy Gerard radio, funny parenting stories, parenting in the digital age, AI fears parenting, parents explaining adult topics, real parenting talk, Australian radio show, KIIS FM weekend, viral news explained to kids, parenting without a manual, mums group topics AustraliaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  26. 148

    Amy’s Dating Red Flags & Mum-Guilt Meltdowns

    Amy in full mum-mode as backyard cricket takes over her house and spirals into a nostalgic street-cricket debate. The laughs turn tense when an NRL star chases intruders from his home in his undies, sparking a brutally honest chat about home invasions, safety, and why sleeping naked suddenly feels like a terrible idea. Then Amy is completely floored by the story of a British backpacker who didn’t know she was pregnant… until she gave birth in Australia. Around the World delivers peak weirdness, from Aussie Uber drivers charging for air-con, to Olympic crotch scandals, viral conjoined-twin photos, and a surprisingly deep fortune-cookie life lesson. Amy then flips the script with a savage (and hilarious) “red flags” list about a friend’s new boyfriend… only for Chris to realise the red flags are actually his. The show wraps with a big parenting debate about kids, e-bikes and social media bans, before Amy delivers an emotional Nailed It / Failed It that every parent will feel in their bones. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Welcome to Saturday & Amy’s backyard cricket obsession02:55 – NRL home invasion: undies, intruders & fear at 1:40am06:05 – British backpacker gives birth without knowing she was pregnant10:25 – Around the World: Uber air-con fees, Olympic crotch scandal & viral twins14:20 – Amy’s dating red flags list… and the brutal twist19:00 – E-bike chaos, kids off social media & parenting panic23:25 – Nailed It / Failed It: Amy’s emotional parenting win & public meltdown29:05 – Final wrap & goodbye 🔑 Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, Amy Gerard, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Australian radio podcast, funny parenting podcast, Amy Gerard parenting stories, NRL home invasion news, Aussie mum life, dating red flags Australia, relationship red flags podcast, Uber air conditioning fee Australia, weird world news podcast, kids and e-bikes debate, social media ban kids Australia, Nailed It Failed It parenting, relatable mum moments, family radio show AustraliaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  27. 147

    Amy’s Most Awkward Parenting Moment Yet

    Amy kicks off with a powerful reminder for Breast Check Day, sharing a confronting story about trusting your gut and advocating for your health. Then things quickly turn awkward as a Facebook Mums Group post sparks a brutally honest conversation about solo parenting and how on earth mums are meant to talk to teenage boys about a touchy subject. The show rolls on with celebrity chaos from the Beckham family feud and Taylor Swift fallout rumours, to Sydney Sweeney’s lingerie launch before diving into conspiracy theories that might not be so crazy after all. Amy and Chris also unload on the brutal reality of school holidays, feral snack cupboards, late bedtimes and TV shows that should honestly be banned. ⏱️ Chapters  00:00 – Breast Check Day & trusting your instincts03:15 – Facebook Mums Group: solo mums & the sex talk08:00 – Celebrity drama: Beckhams, Taylor Swift & Sydney Sweeney13:45 – Conspiracy theories & your phone listening to you17:20 – School holidays: snacks, screens & sanity loss22:45 – Emotional story: dying of a broken heart26:50 – Nailed It or Failed It30:45 – Final laughs & wrap 🔑 Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, Amy Gerard, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Australian radio podcast, Facebook Mums Group, solo mum parenting, sex talk with teens, parenting boys, breast check awareness, celebrity gossip podcast, Beckham family feud, Sydney Sweeney lingerie, school holiday struggles, funny parenting podcast, Australian mums podcast, KIIS FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  28. 146

    Amy Has Absolutely Had Enough

    Amy is officially out of patience. From parenting pressure and awkward conversations no one prepares you for, to listener stories that spark strong opinions, the show dives head-first into the messy realities of modern family life. Amy tackles uncomfortable but relatable topics with honesty and humour, while Chris stirs the pot and listeners weigh in with their own experiences. Real talk, big laughs and zero sugar-coating. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Welcome & weekend energy02:40 – Amy’s breaking point06:30 – Parenting pressure & uncomfortable realities11:50 – Listener stories & confessions17:30 – “Is this normal?” debate22:10 – Chris causes trouble26:45 – Final thoughts & wrap 🔑 Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Amy Gerard, Australian radio podcast, parenting podcast Australia, mums podcast, relatable parenting stories, radio show highlights, KIIS FM, Amy Gerard opinions, modern parenting, listener confessions, funny radio podcast, family life Australia, weekend breakfast radioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  29. 145

    Amy Says What Every Mum Is Thinking

    From parenting chaos and throwback reflections to Facebook mum-group debates, Amy says what every mum is thinking without holding back. She opens up about raising kids with zero shame, body confidence at home, and why mums need to stop judging each other. The conversation also dives into ageing, hormones, perimenopause realities, and the double standards women face as they get older. Add in fast-food confessions, a headline-making AFL scandal, and a producer on the brink of a midlife crisis, and you’ve got an episode packed with laughs, truth bombs and very real mum energy. ⏱️ Chapters & Timestamps 00:00 – Welcome & long-weekend chaos01:00 – Parenting, flat-pack disasters & relationship stress03:40 – The 2016 throwback trend & ageing realisations07:10 – Women, hormones & why ageing hits differently08:45 – New Year resolutions… and fast-food confessions13:30 – One burger for life: Amy’s hot takes14:20 – AFL scandal explodes & Amy weighs in19:55 – Is the producer having a midlife crisis?25:55 – Inside the Facebook mums group26:40 – Bathing with kids & normalising bodies31:50 – Scrunch-bum leggings & body confidence33:40 – Final laughs & wrap-up 🔑 Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast podcast, Amy Gerard podcast, Amy Gerard parenting, Aussie mums podcast, mum life Australia, parenting debates Australia, body confidence mums, funny parenting podcast, Australian radio podcast, KIIS Weekend Breakfast, Chris Page and Amy Gerard, relatable mum stories, Facebook mums groups, parenting honesty, women ageing podcast, perimenopause discussion, radio comedy Australia, Amy Gerard opinions, mum judgement cultureSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  30. 144

    Amy Accidentally Became THAT Mum

    It’s classic chaos on Chris & Amy as Amy realises she may have officially crossed into that mum territory and she’s not okay with it. From parenting fails and listener confessions to social behaviour that makes you question everything, the show spirals into honesty, humour and a lot of self-reflection. The team dive into family dynamics, awkward social moments, listener stories that hit close to home, and the everyday parenting decisions that spark big opinions. Plus, plenty of laughs, call-ins, and those moments where Amy says what everyone else is thinking but louder. Chapters & Timestamps 00:00 – Welcome & weekend chaos01:30 – Amy’s parenting realisation05:10 – Listener stories that hit a nerve09:40 – “Am I the only one?” parenting moments14:20 – Family behaviour & social judgement18:45 – Calls, confessions & brutal honesty23:10 – Chris pokes the bear27:30 – Final thoughts & wrap Keywords  Chris & Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Amy Gerard parenting, funny parenting podcast, Aussie mums podcast, relatable mum stories, radio podcast Australia, parenting fails Australia, mum life Australia, Chris & Amy weekend show, KIIS FM podcast, Australian radio comedy, Amy Gerard stories, family chaos podcast, parenting honesty, listener confessions radioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  31. 143

    Amy’s Christmas Burnout: Elves, Mental Load & Running to the Comments

    Christmas chaos officially hits peak level. Amy opens up about total end-of-year burnout — juggling school holidays, work pressure, kids’ birthdays, presents, teachers, family logistics and the mental load that never switches off. The pair vent about everything they hate at Christmas (elves, pudding, forced church trips and bonbons), before spiralling into a rant about cheeky restaurants adding “suggested” tips in Australia. The Facebook Mums Group sparks outrage when one brutally honest mum admits she tells her kids the full truth at Christmas — no magic, no lies — and Chris & Amy are absolutely not having it. Plus, Amy shares shock landscaping quotes, the “wanker tax,” and why women get charged more, before the show wraps with a new favourite game: running to the savage Instagram comments on a viral haircut disaster. Chapters & Timestamps 00:00 – Christmas fatigue & why Amy is exhausted01:40 – Presents under the tree debate02:50 – What we hate about Christmas (elves, pudding, bonbons)06:30 – Restaurants adding “suggested” tips — cheeky or fair?10:15 – Facebook Mums Group: the mum who ruins Christmas magic13:20 – Landscaping quotes, the “wanker tax” & getting ripped off17:00 – Amy’s Christmas mental load meltdown20:30 – Running to the Instagram comments: viral haircut edition23:00 – Final Christmas wrap & sign-off Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Amy Christmas burnout, Christmas mental load mums, Elf on the Shelf stress, Facebook Mums Group radio, Australian parenting podcast, Christmas parenting Australia, restaurant tipping debate Australia, mental load mums, Instagram comments segment, running to the comments, viral haircut comments, funny radio show Australia, KIIS FM Chris & Amy, end of year burnout mums, Christmas stress parentsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  32. 142

    Amy’s Kids Have Officially Hit End-of-Year Meltdown Mode

    Chris & Amy acknowledging the Bondi tragedy before shifting gears into comfort viewing, Christmas chaos and classic Chris & Amy energy. Amy leads the charge on festive vibes, Christmas movies, and the very real mental load mums are carrying as December ramps up. The show’s new “Around the World” segment delivers pure chaos — from the world’s fastest garden shed in the UK, to Turkey ruling that liking thirst traps can be grounds for divorce, to a Scottish darts player hospitalised after a spectacularly unhinged meltdown. Amy then opens up about end-of-year burnout, sibling warfare, and her boys choosing violence before breakfast, before sharing a chaotic but joyful girls’ Christmas lunch that involved R&B, questionable dancing and zero regrets. The episode wraps with parenting guilt, outsourcing “core” mum and dad jobs, and a brutally honest Nailed It / Failed It — including Amy admitting she swore at her kids and Chris losing an illegal vape somewhere in the house. Chapters & Timestamps 00:00 – A heavy week & finding the balance02:15 – Christmas countdown & festive movie debates05:50 – Around the World: fastest shed, thirst-trap divorces & darts disaster10:15 – Kids are cooked: end-of-year burnout & sibling chaos14:15 – Amy’s girls’ Christmas party (R&B, dancing & safe chaos)18:10 – Outsourcing parenting guilt: bikes, swimming & driving lessons22:30 – Nailed It / Failed It: mum rage, Christmas wins & a lost vape26:10 – Final thoughts & sign-off Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Amy Gerard parenting, end of year burnout kids, Christmas mental load mums, Around the World radio segment, fastest garden shed, Turkey divorce social media, darts player meltdown, sibling fighting Australia, mum burnout December, girls Christmas party, relatable parenting podcast, Australian radio comedy, KIIS FM weekend show, Nailed It Failed It segmentSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  33. 141

    Amy Cracks: “I’m Cooked. Absolutely Cooked.”

    It’s a big Sunday with Chris & Amy diving straight into Christmas chaos - from the kids counting down “six–seven weekend” to the stress of Bad Santa gift swaps and tea-towel-heavy presents. Amy opens up about end-of-year burnout and why every mum in Australia is one school drop-off away from rocking in a dark corner. Chris argues remote work and the anti-alcohol movement have broken young people, leading the pair into a debate about social isolation, courage juice, and memories made in shopping trolleys. The show spirals into the new under-16 social media ban, how teens will cope without Snapchat, and why Amy is telling her kids the police will show up if they watch YouTube. Then it’s a wild detour into a 79-year-old UK aristocrat advertising for a wife (must not be a Scorpio, must run two castles, must provide two male heirs… casual). Finally, the Facebook Mums Group steps up with the week’s dilemma: Is posting your kid’s face online a problem? Amy weighs in, Chris threatens kidnappers, and we wrap with Lady Gaga ticket giveaways. Chapters 00:00 – Christmas Weekend & Gift Swap Chaos03:00 – Are We Too Soft? Kids, Remote Work & Alcohol Chat06:30 – Amy’s End-of-Year Burnout10:00 – “I Can Sing!” Viral Guy & Running to the Comments12:45 – Under-16 Social Media Ban17:45 – The UK Aristocrat Looking for a Wife21:45 – Facebook Mums Group: Posting Kids Online25:45 – Final Laughs & Gaga Tickets Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, KIIS FM, Amy Gerard burnout, Christmas stress mums, Bad Santa gifts, remote work debate, alcohol and socialising, social media under-16 ban, parenting chat Australia, Facebook Mums Group, viral comments segment, UK aristocrat ad for wife, Sunday radio show Australia, funny radio moments, Amy Gerard parenting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  34. 140

    Amy’s Uncle Gave Her Kid a Balloon for Christmas… Still Uninflated.

    It’s a chaotic Saturday with Chris & Amy as Amy relives the worst Christmas gifts ever - including her deeply religious uncle giving her kids a single balloon, chalk and an already-opened jar of Vegemite. The pair whip around the world with drunk raccoons, a seagull taking out Miss World NZ mid-report, and Oxford’s Word of the Year: “rage bait.” They unpack Christmas party disasters (including Amy vomiting on a client), the Bunnings snag scandal that set Australia off, and why Americans think Aussies are unhinged. Plus: recreating 90s childhoods, forcing kids to watch old movies, and a fresh round of Nailed It or Failed It featuring a wall-destroying walking pad and Chris’ foaming drain explosion. Chapters 00:00 – Spotify Wrapped & Music Chat03:00 – Worst Christmas Gifts Ever07:00 – Around the World: Raccoon, Seagull & “Rage Bait”12:00 – Christmas Party Disasters17:00 – The Bunnings Snag Outrage19:30 – Aussies vs Americans: Who’s More Feral?21:30 – 90s Childhood Nostalgia24:00 – Kids & Old Movies26:00 – Nailed It27:30 – Failed It30:00 – Final Goodbye Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, KIIS FM, Amy Gerard Christmas gifts, worst presents, drunk raccoon story, seagull reporter video, rage bait word of the year, Bunnings sausage drama, Christmas party fails, Aussie nostalgia, 90s kids, Nailed It or Failed It, Australian radio comedy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  35. 139

    Amy Breaks Down Over a Daughter Who Cut Her Mum Off

    It’s a fiery, emotional, and very real Sunday with Chris & Amy as the show dives straight into summer memories, bushfire trauma, and the ultimate parenting heartbreak — Amy reading a Facebook Mums Group post about a daughter who’s cut off her mum… and spiralling into tears because it hits way too close to home. The team unpacks teen daughters, split-family politics, and the minefield that is Christmas Day scheduling — including Amy going head-to-head with Ryan over whose family gets the coveted 25th this year. Chris shares the chaos of raising his little hell-raiser Oscar, who’s gone from locking school toilets to suddenly becoming the teacher’s favourite student. And Amy has her own parenting win after receiving a wholesome message about Bobby being an angel at a party (despite treating her like his personal punching bag at home). Plus: adult cartoon crushes, Zootopia thirst, AI relationships, and Chris accidentally building an AI girlfriend live on air.  CHAPTERS & TIMESTAMPS 00:00 – Summer smells, cicadas & Aussie nostalgia00:38 – Bushfire trauma and “catastrophic” warnings02:43 – Chris’s family movie day: Zootopia 2 hype03:10 – Why adults are weirdly attracted to Nick the Fox04:21 – Amy’s cartoon crush confessions05:13 – Frozen, Shrek & Beast… where’s the line?06:43 – Facebook Mums Group: the teen daughter who cut off her mum07:37 – Amy tears up — “I was that nightmare teen”08:46 – Split families & the power struggle of teen loyalty09:56 – Has the boyfriend breakup made it worse?10:51 – Amy: “I would DIE if Charlie didn’t speak to me for two months”11:50 – What should this mum do next?12:11 – Amy confronts her own Christmas family politics13:33 – Chris’s annual hosting tradition14:51 – When one side of the family always “gets Christmas Day”15:58 – Alcoholic relatives & Christmas chaos stories17:32 – AI boyfriends & women forming emotional relationships with bots18:37 – Amy’s emotional bond with ChatGPT (English accent and all)20:04 – Chris tries to build an AI girlfriend on air (goes sideways fast)22:05 – When AI crosses into “not okay” territory23:16 – Parenting update: Oscar’s school redemption arc25:26 – Amy gets a beautiful message about Bobby’s kindness26:35 – Why kids are angels for everyone except their parents27:32 – Wrapping up with a rare moment of parenting pride KEYWORDS Chris & Amy podcast, KIIS Weekend Breakfast, Amy Gerard teen daughter, Facebook mums group, teen meltdown, mother–daughter fight, parenting podcast Australia, Zootopia 2 review, Nick Wilde crush, cartoon crushes adults, AI boyfriend story, AI relationships, bushfire trauma, Australian summer nostalgia, Christmas family politics, parenting wins, second-born chaos, Oscar school story, Bobby kindness moment, Aussie radio comedy, emotional parenting chat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  36. 138

    Amy’s Mum Fail of the Year: The Night She Forgot Dinner

    It’s another delightfully chaotic Saturday with Chris & Amy, as Amy kicks off the show declaring Robert Irwin “too pretty” before spiralling into nostalgia about Steve Irwin, knock-off fashion labels, and why she refuses to wear anything that says “Beij Fox.” The pair tackle the ethics of Temu and Shein, Christmas shopping panic, and Amy’s Black Friday obsession — including her annual PSA to never shop on December 24 unless you enjoy being “sucker punched” by full-price items. Then Chris takes Amy “around the world” — from anti-vax dating apps to AI doctors diagnosing patients in two seconds — while Amy critiques Trump’s saliva levels. The chaos continues with the viral Bird Test, where Chris secretly records Amy’s brutally uninterested reaction (“I don’t care for birds”), sparking a full breakdown of whether she and Ryan would survive the experiment. Later, the pair debut their new segment Nailed It or Failed It, where Amy’s parenting win (her six-year-old suddenly learning to read) is immediately overshadowed by her fail: completely forgetting to feed her children dinner. Chris follows up with his own parenting disaster involving kids, swear words, and trying to explain why some words are so bad they’re worse than the F-bomb. Short, shambolic, relatable — Classic Chris & Amy. CHAPTERS 00:00 – Welcome to Saturday!00:12 – Robert Irwin wins DWTS (and Amy says he’s “too pretty”)01:11 – Steve Irwin memories & Amy’s rugged-man preferences03:13 – Ethics of Temu, Shein & cheap kids’ clothes04:39 – Amy’s Shein experiment: 33 items for $16006:10 – The knock-off “Beij Fox” jumper06:32 – Around the World: ALONE drinkers banned in UK07:55 – Anti-vax dating site in France08:56 – AI doctors diagnose patients in 2 seconds10:39 – AI robots vs shaky-handed med students11:22 – Trump’s “fat slob” rant & saliva commentary12:09 – Why no one remembers anyone’s phone number anymore13:47 – Childhood home phone numbers & forced greetings15:12 – Prank calls, dial-up internet & nostalgia chaos15:51 – Have you started Christmas shopping?16:25 – Amy’s overflowing Black Friday texts16:37 – Amy’s Black Friday Shopping Edits explained17:48 – Best sales: Myer, DJs, Cotton On, Rebel18:54 – Why Boxing Day PJ shopping is elite19:34 – Amazon discounts & the Nutribullet rant20:12 – Amy’s stern “don’t shop on Dec 24” warning20:28 – Chris’s sucker-punch sound effect20:37 – The Bird Test explained21:40 – Chris secretly records Amy’s bird reaction22:22 – Robert Irwin’s perfect Bird Test response23:08 – Amy calls BS23:50 – Would Amy & Ryan fail the test?24:34 – Introducing: Nailed It or Failed It24:56 – Amy’s win: her son suddenly learns to read25:56 – Amy’s massive fail: forgetting to feed her kids26:48 – Chris’s fail: explaining the “N-word” to a 6-year-old28:20 – Final laughs & chaos KEYWORDS Chris & Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Amy Gerard, bird test TikTok, Amy parenting fail, Temu ethics debate, Shein kids clothes, cheap Christmas shopping Australia, Black Friday Australia, Robert Irwin DWTS, Steve Irwin tribute, anti-vax dating app, AI doctors China, Trump speech rant, nostalgic phone numbers, prank calls 90s, KIIS FM comedy, funny parenting podcast Australia, mum life chaos, nailed it or failed it segment, big Saturday energy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  37. 137

    Amy Injected WHAT Into Her Face?!

    It’s a chaotic and hilarious Sunday with Chris & Amy as they dive into Black Friday madness, microplastic paranoia, and the world’s weirdest beauty trends including Amy revealing she got salmon sperm injected into her face. The show spirals into parenting struggles, teen attitude from Amy’s daughter, and then Amy’s mum, Mustang Sally, calls in to expose Amy’s wild teenage years micro-skirts, sneaking out, and the legendary “fake stroke to skip a Woolies shift.” Plus: Wicked the Musical, crying men, and whether Aussies are ready for more emotionally honest blokes. Short, messy, unfiltered — classic Chris & Amy. Chapters & Timestamps 00:00 – Welcome to Sunday & Amy’s bargain-hunting obsession00:26 – Black Friday chaos & small business pressure01:31 – Will Black Friday kill Boxing Day Sales?02:05 – The clickbait that got Chris02:18 – Microplastics panic: breast milk, baby poo & metal lunchboxes03:35 – Microwave radiation, processed food & fruit bar conspiracies04:43 – Amy asks: “Do I look extra glowy today?”04:56 – Amy reveals her salmon sperm facial06:02 – Beauty routines: Botox vs fish sperm vs micro-threads07:10 – Chris reads insane beauty trends from the internet07:59 – Fire facials, leeches & fish pedicures08:41 – Urine therapy… Amy dares Chris to try it09:42 – Legally: Don’t try ANY of this09:55 – Chris reviews new films & his Oscar predictions10:52 – Ariana Grande in Wicked & “greenface” debates11:47 – What’s an EGOT? Annabelle explains12:59 – Annabelle performs Wicked live on air14:29 – Wicked CGI drama & Scarecrow complaints15:15 – Amy opens up about her daughter’s teenage behaviour16:25 – The hair battles & morning tantrums17:00 – Amy’s daughter wants tiny clothes — and Amy panics18:20 – Social media’s impact on young girls18:42 – Chris suggests it’s hereditary…19:08 – Mustang Sally calls in!19:55 – Amy’s teenage years exposed: micro-skirts & sneaking out21:14 – Charlie dresses like Amy did at 1322:17 – “Did Amy date a teacher?” Chris stirs trouble22:31 – The iconic stroke-at-Woolies story23:47 – Mustang Sally’s golf handicap24:03 – How women make men uncomfortable24:27 – Men crying: attractive or not?25:42 – Amy cries daily (ads, koalas, Instagram kids)26:58 – When is crying actually hot?27:47 – Chris doesn’t want the show to end28:08 – Final goodbye Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, Weekend Breakfast KIIS, Amy salmon facial, weird beauty trends, microplastics debate, Aussie parenting, pre-teen drama, Mustang Sally call, salmon sperm treatment, Sunday radio show Australia, Wicked musical review, Ariana Grande Wicked, Oscar predictions, Australian radio comedy, KIIS FM, Amy daughter story, emotional men debate, parenting podcast Australia, funny parenting stories, crygate, Annabelle Wicked performance, Black Friday sales Australia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  38. 136

    Amy’s Parenting Hack Shocked Everyone

    It’s a massive Saturday on Weekend Breakfast with Chris & Amy! The show kicks off with Schoolies nostalgia, awkward teenage heartbreak stories, and a heated mums-group debate about whether parents should be asking babies for “consent” before changing nappies. From there, the team dives into summer cricket season, childhood sports memories, the strange joy of watching Channel 9’s cricket opener, and why some athletes just don’t have the personality they used to. Amy also shares a wildly effective parenting hack involving a missing $100 note… and how praising the “suspect” might have solved her problem a little too quickly. Then it’s time for relationships, dating anxiety, and Amy’s newly single friend — which leads perfectly into today’s special guest: ✨ Guest Highlight: LJ from Unwritten Dating ✨ Website: unwrittendating.com.au LJ — matchmaker, dating expert, and founder of Unwritten Dating — joins the show with fresh insight into modern romance.She breaks down: • Why people are burned out from dating apps• The surprising rise of AI-written dating messages• The biggest dating red flags and deal breakers• Why lifestyle and values matter more than looks• Why flirting is becoming a “lost skill”• How she screens applicants and gives post-date feedback• Why singles are craving in-person connection again Chapters & Timestamps 00:00 – Intro: Saturday vibes, Schoolies nostalgia & old heartbreaks03:00 – The Big Mums Group Debate: Should babies give “consent” for nappy changes?05:45 – Cricket Season Returns: Why Amy hates it & Chris loves it09:00 – Amy’s $100 Parenting Mystery: The genius hack that exposed the culprit12:40 – Did the child learn a lesson… or become a klepto?13:20 – Amy’s newly single friend & the dangers of “all eggs in one basket”13:35 – Guest: LJ from Unwritten Dating joins the show14:00 – Why matchmaking? LJ’s story, dating app burnout & AI messaging15:25 – Screening clients, height filters, lifestyle matches & quick-fire compatibility17:00 – Values, deal breakers & why friendship forms the best relationships18:30 – Dating during COVID: The rise of two-walks-a-day dating19:35 – The Andrew Tate problem & giving post-event feedback20:49 – How to join Unwritten Dating (unwrittendating.com.au)21:27 – Flirting has become a lost art — why modern daters struggle with signals22:00 – Are more women signing up than men? LJ answers22:48 – Amy’s sending her friends to Unwritten Dating23:02 – Around the World With Chris: New segment begins23:20 – UK: School mental health days24:54 – North Korea: A shocking punishment for “big shots”26:10 – USA: Kevin Spacey says he’s “homeless”… in hotels27:16 – Australia: What are “true Australian values”?28:35 – Wrap-up & see you tomorrow Keywords Chris & Amy, Weekend Breakfast, KIIS, Unwritten Dating, LJ matchmaker, unwrittendating.com.au, dating advice Australia, modern dating, dating apps burnout, flirting tips, parenting hacks, mums group debate, Aussie parenting, Schoolies stories, cricket season, Channel 9 cricket, Australian values, global news wrap, comedy radio, KIIS FM weekend show, relationships, dating expert interview, funny parenting stories, breakfast radio Australia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  39. 135

    After 8 Chaotic Years, Amy Finally Admits What’s Really Going On at Home

    In this episode, Chris & Amy dive into the chaos, comedy, and curveballs of real life from failed parenting hacks to cheating scandals uncovered through Spotify, phone addiction revelations, Jelly Roll’s prison-to-parenthood moment, Amy’s marriage revival, outdated school curriculums, and the weekly Facebook Mums Group drama. The show is packed with relatable parenting fails, big laughs, and surprisingly heartfelt moments. 🎧 Chapters00:00 – The One-Hit Parenting Hack Fails02:10 – Cheating Scandal Exposed on Spotify05:00 – The Secret WhatsApp Hidden Chat Code05:40 – Chris Realises He’s the Bus Creeper06:50 – Nathan Cleary’s Phone Addiction Fix09:30 – Jelly Roll Finds Out He’s a Dad in Jail13:40 – Amy & Ryan’s Marriage Reboot17:30 – What Schools Should Really Teach21:10 – Facebook Mums Group: The iPad Debate26:00 – Wrap-Up of the Week 🔑 Keywords Chris & Amy, KIIS FM, parenting hacks, cheating scandal, Spotify cheating, WhatsApp hidden chat, phone addiction, Nathan Cleary, Jelly Roll, pregnancy stories, marriage reset, modern parenting, iPad addiction, school curriculum rant, Facebook mums group, screen time debate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    FULL SHOW: Amy Forgot Her Anniversary… So She’s Partying with Teenagers Instead

    In this hilarious edition of Chris & Amy, Amy proves she’s the queen of chaos forgetting her wedding anniversary for the second year in a row and somehow scoring an invite to an 18th birthday party. Chris can’t decide which is worse: her memory or her plans to “get on the dance floor with the kids.” The pair also dive into the viral Mum’s Group scandal where one Melbourne mum was outed as a sex worker and debate whether parents’ jobs should affect their place in the group chat. Things get deeper (and weirder) when Amy opens up about a disturbing death dream that shook her week, Chris admits to filming himself parenting (and drunk-parenting), and they both argue about whether filming yourself can actually make you a better parent. It’s funny, unfiltered, and full of real-life parenting moments every Aussie mum will relate to, from forgetting the date to battling Roblox addiction. Chapters & Timestamps 00:00 – Skittles vs. Jelly Beans: Chris’s shocking new sugar obsession and Amy’s half-price parenting hack.02:20 – The Sex Worker Mum Debate: Amy defends a mum who moonlights, while Chris can’t resist the dad jokes.07:00 – Amy Forgets Her Wedding Anniversary (Again): How both she and Ryan managed to miss the date.. twice.11:00 – Social Media Ban Showdown: Amy and Chris clash over the government’s upcoming kid-friendly crackdown.16:30 – Parenting on Camera: Amy catches Ryan “parenting” in the worst way imaginable.22:00 – Death Dreams & Mum Anxiety: Amy’s nightmare leaves her googling dream meanings and fearing plane crashes.27:00 – Amy Gets Invited to an 18th: The big question - how much fun is too much for a mum at a teen party?31:30 – Wrap-Up: From farts to flashbacks, Amy signs off promising not to embarrass herself… too much. Keywords Weekend Breakfast, Chris & Amy, Amy Gerard, iHeart Radio, Australian radio show, funny parenting podcast, mum life comedy, sex worker mums group story, forgotten anniversary, 18th birthday party, parenting fails, dream meaning plane crash, Roblox ban, social media law Australia, married life, parenting humour, relationships podcast, Aussie breakfast show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    FULL SHOW: Amy’s Unexpected Crush on the Sexiest Man Alive

    On this week’s Weekend Breakfast with Chris & Amy, Amy defends her fake Christmas tree against Chris’s “real-tree snobbery.” The duo debate when it’s acceptable to start decorating for Christmas (spoiler: Amy’s already lit up). From celebrity crushes to royal scandals, Amy and Chris unpack the week’s biggest stories including Jennifer Aniston’s new hypnotherapist boyfriend, the first openly gay Sexiest Man Alive, and Prince Andrew’s royal downfall. Amy also gives a hilarious mum-take on locking down her kids’ YouTube access before the social media ban hits, and the team wraps up with News to Amy a rapid-fire round of real headlines that she somehow turns into comedy gold. Expect chaotic energy, cheeky banter, and classic Amy one-liners that’ll make every mum feel seen. Chapters & Timestamps 00:00 – The Big Catch-Up: Amy’s had a massive week of photo shoots, parties, and exhaustion.02:15 – Parental Lockdown: Chris sets TV restrictions while Amy’s kids outsmart her tech.06:00 – Sexiest Man Alive: Amy rates (and roasts) People’s new choice - Jonathan Bailey from Bridgerton.09:20 – Royals on the Ropes: Prince Andrew gets stripped of titles 12:20 – Jen Aniston’s New Love: Amy’s thrilled (and a little jealous) of Jen’s handsome hypnotherapist boyfriend.16:00 – Christmas Tree Wars: Amy defends fake trees and wins… kind of.19:50 – News to Amy: Ducks, bikinis, and Kim Kardashian’s new “worst show ever.”23:30 – Wrap Up: Amy’s done, Chris is festive, and the weekend officially begins. Keywords Weekend Breakfast, Chris & Amy, iHeart Radio, Australian radio podcast, Amy Gerard, funny parenting podcast, Christmas tree debate, Jennifer Aniston boyfriend, Sexiest Man Alive 2025, Prince Andrew scandal, royal family news, Christmas in Australia, mum life podcast, comedy weekend radio, pop culture news.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    FULL SHOW: Amy Gerard On The Most Ridiculous Dating Dealbreaker Yet

    Amy Gerard and Chris Page are diving into the chaos of parenting, dating icks, and bizarre world news. Amy opens up about her daughter’s preteen “hairgate” meltdowns, the friend who ditched a guy over his tiny fingers, and why monkeys might actually be plotting against us. Plus, Chris recalls being brutally axed from TV, they unpack a T-shirt scandal in Aussie politics, and Amy rages at Apple for yet another iPhone upgrade trick. Keywords: Amy Gerard podcast, parenting struggles, dating red flags, short fingers ick, monkey conspiracy, iPhone 17 rant, Anthony Albanese Joy Division, Apple updates, Chris Page, Australian radio. ⏱️ Episode Chapters 00:00 – Amy vs thrift shopping: why she can’t stand the smell of Vinnie’s02:45 – Monkey mayhem: Bali pickpockets & Andrew Johns’ paranoia07:00 – Dating icks: Amy’s friend rejects a guy for having tiny fingers11:00 – The world’s worst “ick list” revealed12:30 – Fired in front of your parents: brutal Hollywood & TV sackings16:00 – Hairgate: Amy’s daughter’s morning hair meltdowns20:00 – Gender selection & parenting chaos20:45 – Albanese’s Joy Division T-shirt controversy23:15 – “Things to do today: your dad” – the boldest T-shirt ever23:50 – Amy’s iPhone 17 rant & why Apple has us “by the balls”26:00 – Wrap-up & goodbyeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    FULL SHOW: Amy Gerard Reacts To Lily Allen’s Revenge Album!

    Amy Gerard and Chris Page are back with another hilarious mix of chaos and confessions. From Halloween horrors and Channing Tatum’s steamy film scenes to Lily Allen’s explosive new revenge track, Amy keeps it brutally honest about parenting, pop culture, and the weird world of mum life. Plus, find out what her son did at school that had the vice principal calling home — and what Aussie mums are really talking about online. Keywords: Amy Gerard podcast, parenting fails, Lily Allen Pussy Palace, Halloween, Channing Tatum, celebrity gossip, Facebook mums, Chris Page, Australian radio. ⏱️ Episode Chapters 00:00 – Breast check reminder02:00 – Halloween hangovers & scary kids costumes03:30 – Chris’s creepy horror movie obsession06:00 – Channing Tatum’s “nude scene first” Hollywood rule10:00 – Could you date an actor? Amy says absolutely not11:00 – Amy’s son busted for the toilet paper prank16:30 – Lily Allen’s “Pussy Palace” and David Harbour’s cheating scandal22:00 – The best celebrity revenge songs ever25:45 – The Facebook mums’ wildest post yet (peanut butter + dog = chaos)28:20 – Wrap-up & tomorrow’s teaseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Kim Kardashian’s Bringing Something Back That Amy Gerard Refuses To

    🎙️ Podcast Summary Amy Gerard and Chris Page are back on KIIS 1065 with a no-filter episode full of movies, marriage, and flatulent confessions. Amy shares the outrageous story of husband Ryan’s Brussels-sprout-fueled disaster, sparking a hilarious deep dive into food, farts, and relationship survival. From there, the duo get nostalgic about caravan-park holidays, debate the latest driving fines for eating behind the wheel, and rage about the plague of “Are you a member?” checkout questions. Plus Amy  take on Kim Kardashian’s new “pube G-strings”, leading to chat about body trends, self-maintenance, and grey-pubes panic. ⏱️ Chapters / Segments 00:00 – Movie Madness: Chris reviews One Battle After Another (Leo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro).02:40 – What’s Ryan Done This Week: Amy exposes Ryan’s Brussels-sprout gas apocalypse.07:20 – Caravan-Park Parenting: Why Amy says caravan holidays are the best (and cheapest) way to raise resilient kids.12:40 – TikTok Lies & Driving Fines: Can NSW drivers really be fined for sipping water? Chris sets the record straight.17:00 – Loyalty Card Overload: The pair lose it over constant “Are you a member?” questions.21:00 – Birthday Gift Debate: Amy’s “twenty tiny presents” parenting hack — and Chris pitches the kids’ wishing-well revolution.26:15 – Pubes Are Back?!: Amy reacts to Kim Kardashian’s Skims “pube G-strings” and what it says about fashion, laser, and real life.30:05 – Weekend Wrap: Amy & Chris sign off with laughs and questionable mental images. 🔍 Keywords Amy Gerard, Chris Page, KIIS FM, KIIS 1065, iHeartRadio, Sydney radio, weekend breakfast, Amy Gerard podcast, funny parenting stories, relationship humour, marriage confessions, Brussels sprouts farts, Kim Kardashian Skims, pube G-string, pop-culture podcast, Australian radio show, caravan-park parenting, distracted driving fines NSW, loyalty programs Australia, weekend laughs, Aussie humour podcast, Chris Page and Amy Gerard. 📻 About the Show Catch Chris Page & Amy Gerard every Saturday and Sunday from 8 a.m. – 10 a.m. on KIIS  🎧 Listen on-demand on the iHeart App #AmyGerard #ChrisPage #KIIS1065 #WeekendRadio #ParentingPodcast #FunnyPodcast #AustralianRadioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Amy Gerard Loses It Over ‘The Poo Song’ - Sean Szeps Australia’s Funniest Dad Joins the Show

    🎙️ Podcast Summary This week on Chris Page & Amy Gerard, the weekend duo are back joined by the always brilliant Sean Szeps. Sean, known as Australia’s Funniest Dad and content creator extraordinaire, stops by to chat about his new viral hit  “It’s Poo Time”, a hilariously catchy kids’ song that’s taking Spotify by storm. The trio dive into parenting realities, marriage roles, and what it’s like raising twins with his husband Josh, all while balancing creativity, chaos, and comedy. 🧻💩 Listen now and prepare to have ‘Poo Time’ stuck in your head all day. ⏱️ Chapters / Segments 00:00 – Back in the Studio: Chris & Amy return from their drive show stint — and share some chaotic tales.02:00 – Remembering Diane Keaton: Mispronunciations, nostalgia, and favourite movie moments.05:00 – The Golden Girls Theory: Amy’s mum’s story sparks a chat about friendship, ageing, and unconventional companionship.09:40 – News to Amy: Chris brings the headlines Amy refuses to read — from pricey number plates to Chucky Cheese’s arrest.14:50 – Special Guest: Sean Szeps Joins the Show: Australia’s funniest dad steps up to the mic.16:00 – The Poo Song Premiere: Sean shares his viral hit It’s Poo Time — instant family anthem.18:00 – Parenting Talk: Sean opens up about raising twins, being a same-sex parent, and ditching gendered parenting roles.22:00 – Creative Life & Quitting Live on Air: How Sean’s husband Josh made headlines with his bold radio exit — and what freedom in media really means.23:40 – Facebook Mums Hack: Amy uncovers the ‘cheap holiday’ trick every parent needs to hear.27:30 – Wrap Up: Chris & Amy sign off until tomorrow’s show. 🔍 Keywords Chris Page, Amy Gerard, KIIS FM, Sean Szeps, The Poo Song, It’s Poo Time, Australia’s Funniest Dad, parenting podcast, funny parenting stories, radio show Australia, weekend breakfast radio, Josh Szeps, raising twins, LGBTQ+ parenting, kids music, family humour, Australian radio, iHeart Radio podcast, KIIS 1065, Sydney radio, viral parenting content. 🎵 Listen & Follow 🎧 Listen to “It’s Poo Time” by Sean Szeps on Spotify: spotify.com/track/its-pootime 📸 Follow Sean Szeps on Instagram: instagram.com/seanszeps 🎙️ Listen to Sean’s podcast with Josh: spotify.com/show/joshandsean 📻 About Chris & Amy Catch Chris Page & Amy Gerard every Saturday and Sunday morning from 8am–10am on KIIS  🎧 Listen live or on-demand via the free iHeartRadio app. #ChrisAndAmy #SeanSzeps #ThePooSong #KIIS1065 #ItsPooTime #ParentingPodcast #WeekendRadioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    FULL SHOW: Amy’s Biggest Lie Ever

    Episode Summary:Amy makes a wild confession about faking her mum’s health to get out of work (yes, she actually said her mum had a stroke). That sparks a flood of caller confessions about the worst lies people have ever told. We also dive into the expensive things you buy but never actually use, plus the drama from the Dally M Awards where a Dolphins star turned up with his teammate’s sister. Chris and Amy revisit the Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman updates, chat about Taylor Swift’s surprise album drop, and debate whether kids swearing is ever okay. Later, listeners check in from all over with “Where are you listening to us?”, Amy reacts to more quirky headlines in It’s News to Amy, and Chris takes a firm stand on the pokies and beer scandal rocking the footy world. 🗒 Show Rundown: Getting to Know You: Amy admits she lied about her mum’s health to skip work at Woolies Phoner: What’s the worst lie you’ve ever told? Good Intentions: Expensive things you bought but never use Dally M’s Awards: Dolphins star brings teammate’s sister as his date Keith & Nicole Update: Where things stand in their split Taylor Swift Album: New drop announced for tomorrow Kids Swearing: Is it ever justifiable? Where Are You Listening To Us? Listeners check in from everywhere It’s News to Amy: Amy reacts to the day’s headlines Pokies & Beer Scandal: Chris makes a stand on footy controversy 🔑 Keywords Chris Page, Amy Gerard, podcast, radio show, Keith Urban Nicole Kidman divorce, Taylor Swift new album 2025, Dally M Awards Dolphins star, funniest lies ever told, Australia’s Easiest Quiz, kids swearing debate, Woolworths work excuse, expensive things you never use, pokies footy scandal, celebrity gossip AustraliaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    FULL SHOW: Amy Wet Herself On A First Date… And Told The World

    🎙 Chris Page & Amy Gerard Show – October 1, 2025 Episode Summary:Amy kicks things off with an unforgettable confession about wetting herself on her very first date with her now-husband Rhian (yep, she told it on air 😳). That sparks the phones on how you knew they were “the one” and the wild things early relationships survived. We also dive into the best (and worst) pick-up spots – from airports to beyond. Chris and Amy chat about Keith & Nicole’s relationship troubles, a shocking elephant incident, and the hilarious moments when listeners realised they were officially “getting old” (including one very dodgy Father’s Day gift). Plus, Amy reacts to surprise celeb news in It’s News to Amy and the big reveal that Bonnie Blue is actually married! Show Rundown: Getting to Know You: Amy admits she wet herself on her first date with Rhian Phoner: How did you know they were the one? Callers: What did your relationship survive in the early days? Best Pick-Up Location: Have you ever picked up at the airport? Landline Kid Story: Throwback memories and old-school tales Movie Ratings System: Chris & Amy debate how we judge movies Keith & Nicole Trouble: Things are looking bad… Elephant Story: A tragic twist – elephant kills an old man Father’s Day Fail: Nose hair trimmer = the moment you realised you were getting old Callers: Listener moments of “yep, I’m old now” It’s News to Amy: Amy picks the headlines she wants to hear Bonnie Blue Bombshell: Turns out she’s married?! 🔑 Keywords Chris Page, Amy Gerard, podcast, radio show, Keith Urban Nicole Kidman trouble, Bonnie Blue married, Australia’s Easiest Quiz, funny radio moments, best pick-up location airport, wet yourself on a date, parenting podcast Australia, Father’s Day gift ideas fail, celebrity gossip Australia, getting old moments, elephant kills man storySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    FULL SHOW: Amy Bans The iPad During School Holidays… Right or Wrong?

    Episode Summary:It’s a big one today! Chris drops a bombshell about a punch-up on a plane (yes, really!) and we open the phones to hear the weirdest places YOU’VE seen a fight. Amy reveals why she’s banned her kids from the iPad these school holidays (controversial call!) and we dive into the news of Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman’s shock split – are you Team Keith or Team Nicole? We also tackle “Tight Ass Tuesday” – the worst trait of all – with callers dobbing in their mates, partners, and even themselves. Plus, we find out what words people just can’t pronounce, Plus Amy’s kids’ run-in with a grumpy old man. 🗒 Show Rundown: Getting to Know You: Chris’ plane punch-up story & callers share the weirdest fight locations Callers: Baby shower chaos, Gucci store drama & even a hospital delivery room Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman Split: Chris & Amy weigh in + listeners choose sides Amy Bans the iPad: Is she right or wrong? Tight Ass Tuesday: The worst trait revealed + callers What Words Can’t You Say? Listeners share the names they stumble over News to Amy: Amy picks the stories she wants to hear about Amy’s Grumpy Old Man: Her kids get hassled in the street 🔑 Keywords Chris Page, Amy Gerards, podcast, radio show, Keith Urban divorce, Nicole Kidman divorce, Australia’s Easiest Quiz, funny radio moments, plane fight story, Tight Ass Tuesday, parenting podcast, iPad ban, school holidays parenting, celebrity gossip Australia, grumpy old man storySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    FULL SHOW: Amy's Wild Sleepwalking Adventure!

    Podcast Episode Summary One of the team woke up with no pants, in a stranger's backyard, next to a lawnmower Amy shares her sleepwalking story Sleepwalking callers: Kayla, Tanya & JJ Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco – marrying a “normal-looking” guy Kid slang quiz – Amy quizzes Chris on weird new slang (inspired by the 67 Craze) Amy's friend has 65 dating "ick" points – things that turn her off guys Outrageous icks from callers: Sydney, Jeremy, Alexia & Ben It’s News to Amy Amy’s girlfriend fart dating story – you just have to hear it See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    FULL SHOW: Amy’s Father’s Day Surprise Leaves Chris Speechless

    Love him or hate him, your dad helped shape who you are today. This Father's Day, hosts Chris and Amy get real about their complicated relationships with their dads growing up. Things get spicy when Amy surprises Chris with a sexy lawn care tutorial from burlesque dancer Evanna Deloon. Grab a mimosa and get ready to laugh and reflect this Father's Day. 2:30 - Amy and Chris wish their dads a happy Father's Day. Chris complains his dad doesn't like his music taste. 5:00 - Amy teases she has a sexy surprise guest coming later for Chris. Chris hopes it's not inappropriate. 7:45 - Amy introduces burlesque dancer Evana De Lune. They discuss her shows, costumes, and audience reactions. 10:30 - For Chris' Father's Day surprise, Evana reads sultry lawn care tips for buffalo grass. Chris is shocked but amused. 13:00 - Chris and Amy reflect on their dads being strict growing up. Now they appreciate their dads instilling good values. 18:00 - Without their wives around, Chris and Amy admit how calm their households are. Do they really need their spouses? GUEST: EVANA DE LUNE Tickets to see Evana on her websitewww.evanadelune.comSocials: @EvanaDeLune  Follow the team on socials @Amy.Gerard @Chris_Page83 on Instagram Hear the show LIVE across the Weekend on @KIIS1065 @KIIS1011 @KIIS973bne8am - 10am (Sat & Sun)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Between them, Chris Page and Amy Gerard’s two lives include five wild kids under 8, two supportive spouses and a million and one parenting tales and fails.Amy Gerard has amassed an army of fans through her hit podcast series and Instagram community with stories of her crazy life as a wife and mum, while dad-of-2 Chris Page has spent two decades hosting shows on some of Australia’s biggest radio stations.Chris and Amy share fresh stories about kids, relationships, friendships and more in their unique witty style. The No Bullshit-O-Meter will be turned way up.It’s real life, not reel life.

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KIIS and iHeart Australia

Produced by iHeart Podcasts Australia

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