Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast

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Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast

Welcome to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where faith meets real life and nothing is off-limits. Hosted by Santana, this podcast takes biblical stories and weaves them into the kind of honest, funny, and sometimes hard conversations that remind you God still shows up in the middle of our mess. It’s witty, raw, and real—just the way faith often is.You’ll laugh, you’ll think, and you might even see yourself in the stories. Listen on Spotify, YouTube, or Apple Podcasts. Follow on Instagram @deargodlettucepray and @HelloSantanaHQ

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    Can Christians Smoke Weed? | S2E11

    Drop Us a Message!Can Christians smoke weed?What does the Bible actually say about cannabis, idolatry, sobriety, and Christian freedom? In this episode of Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana takes an honest, Scripture-first look at one of the questions believers keep debating but rarely slow down enough to study well.This is a Bible study for people who want to understand what Scripture gives us for thinking about cannabis use, being sober-minded, and so much more, and whether a created thing can quietly take on a place in our hearts that belongs to God.This episode also makes rooms for people who are still learning. It is for believers who do not want to build doctrine from stereotypes, social media testimonies, or fear, but want to let God search their heart, reveal the fruit of their choices, and lead them in truth.Be sure to subscribe now and leave a review on Apple Podcast! Support the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    Faith, Burnout and the Future of the DGLP Podcast | S2E10

    Drop Us a Message!In this bonus episode of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana sits down for a real conversation about the heart behind the podcast, and why this show ultimately belongs to Christ.She shares honestly about burnout, spiritual resistance, and the responsibility of stewarding a faith-based podcast with care. This episode is a transparent check-in about calling, obedience, consistency, and trusting God to provide the means, support and provision needed to keep building. This episode also gives listeners a look at what is coming next. Starting in May 2026, the DGLP podcast begins a new monthly series format, starting with a powerful series on the false gods mentioned in the Bible. Each month will include a three-part series and one storytelling episode designed to bring Scripture, history, and real-life reflection together.Follow now on your favorite podcast platform. Leave us a review on Apple Podcast and share an episode with a friend.Social Media (Instagram) : @deargodlettucepray Support the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    The Real Meaning of Easter | S2E9

    Drop Us a Message!What does Easter actually have to do with Jesus Christ, and what has culture added that was never part of the biblical story?In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast, Santana moves past bunnies, eggs, and empty tradition to sit with the real weight of Holy Week. This is a conversation about the love of Jesus, the necessity of the cross, and why the death and resurrection of Christ still matter so deeply.Through Scripture in the ESV, Santana walks through what Jesus endured, why nobody else could have taken his place, and what the gospel says to anyone who has ever wondered why Christ died for people who did not even ask.This episode is for the person who knows the phrase "He is risen" but wants to understand the love that carried Jesus to the cross in the first place...Scriptures Referenced:Matthew 21, John 13:1, Romans 5:8, 1 John 4:10, 2 Corinthians 5:21, 1 Peter 2:22-23, Luke 12:34, John 10:17-18, 1 Corinthians 15:3-4, Deuteronomy 12:30-31, Mark 7:8Support the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    A Little Betrayal, Denial and Restoration | S2E8

    Drop Us a Message!What do you do after you betray someone you once swore you would die for?In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, we step into one of the most raw and human moments in the Bible. It is the night Jesus was betrayed and denied by two of the people closest to Him.You've probably heard their names before: Peter the Apostle and Judas Iscariot.Both walked with Jesus.Both failed Him. Both felt the weight of what they had done.So what made their endings so different? This episode breaks down the historical and cultural context of Passover in Jerusalem, the political tension under Rome, and how that pressure shaped the decisions made in one of the most pivotal nights in Scripture.We take a closer look at Peter's bold, impulsive loyalty, the same man who pulled a sword to defend Jesus, and how fear led him to deny Him three times in a courtyard. We also examine Judas, wrestled with hidden patterns, and ultimately made a decision that changed the course of history. This is a deep dive into fear, pressure, guilt, and what what happens after failure. Whether you're a believer, skeptic, or somewhere in between, this episode invites you to wrestle with one question:What do you do after you fail?..Follow on your favorite podcast platform, leave a review on Apple Podcast and connect on Instagram : @deargodlettucepraySupport the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    Meet the Voice Behind the DGLP Podcast | S2E7

    Drop Us a Message!What happens when you genuinely love God, or want a real relationship with Christ, but feel out of place in certain faith spaces?In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana shares the heart behind the podcast, why it exists, and the deeper assignment that led to creating a space where Scripture can be explored thoughtfully, honestly and without fear.This conversation speaks to anyone who has ever wrestled with questions about faith, struggled with confusing or harmful teaching, or felt unsure where they belong spiritually. Santana explains why asking questions is not the same as questioning God, why biblical teaching carries serious responsibility, and why returning to the Bible with context matters more than ever.If you've ever wanted to deepen your faith, think critically about the Bible, or rediscover Scripture with fresh clarity, this episode sets the foundation for what the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast is all about...Follow the podcast on your favorite podcast platform. Leave a review on Apple Podcasts to help others discover the show. Join the SMS Circle for updates: 469-727-1322. Follow us on Instagram: @deargodlettucepraySupport the Podcast:CashApp: $deargodlettuceprayMonthly support starting at $5 on https://deargodlettucepray.buzzsprout.comInterested in sponsoring the show? Send an email to: [email protected] the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    Lot Was NOT a Saint | S2E6

    Drop Us a Message!The story of Lot and his daughters is one of the most disturbing passages in the Bible, and it is also one of the most misunderstood. Some read it and assume God turned a blind eye. Others rush to assign blame or defend characters instead of slowing down long enough to read the text as it was written. This episode refuses to do either.In this conversation, we walk carefully through Genesis nineteen, paying attention to what the Bible actually shows rather than what we've been told to assume. We talk about fear, trauma, survival logic, and what happens when people are rescued without being restored. We look at how Scripture communicates God's response through consequence, lineage, and narrative continuity rather than commentary or spectacle.This is not a softened version of the story. It's not shock theology. It's an honest reading of an ancient text that trusts listeners to think, wrestle, and read for themselves. If you've ever struggled with this passage, questioned God's justice here, or wondered why the Bible includes stories like this at all, this episode is for you.Scripture Reference:Genesis 19Support the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    Direct Deposit God | S2E5

    Drop Us a Message!In this episode of Dear God, Lettuce Pray, we slow down and read the verses that get quoted the most and explained the least when it comes to tithing. From Genesis 14 to Malachi 3, we unpack what the Bible actually says about giving, blessings, and that famous "test me" verse churches love to use.No church bashing. No guilt. No fear-based theology.Just scripture, context, and a reminder that generosity was never meant to feel like a threat.If you've ever felt indifferent during a money sermon, this one's for you.If this episode helped you think more clearly about faith and finances, subscribe on your favorite podcast platform, share it with a friend, and follow the show on Instagram for more Bible studies that don't dodge context.And if you want to help keep Dear God, Lettuce Pray going, consider making one-time or monthly donations. Every contribution helps sustain the work and expand these conversations. Giving is worship. Worship is not a transaction...Scripture References:Genesis 14Numbers 18:21-24Deuteronomy 14:22-29, 26:12-15, and 28:1-24Nehemiah 10:37-39Proverbs 3:9-10Malachi 1:6-14, 2:1-9, and 3:1-12Support the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    Gideon Said "Absolutely Not" | S2E4

    Drop Us a Message!Welcome back to Dear God, Lettuce Pray, the podcast where we take Bible stories out of the dusty Sunday School shelf and shuffle them into real life for the spiritually curious, the skeptical, the spiritually burned, and everyone in between.In this episode, we unpack the wile and surprisingly relatable story of Gideon from Judges chapters six and seven. Involves a guy who didn't feel chosen, tried to talk God out of the job, and ended up winning a victory that looks insane on paper. Whether church hurt made you check out long time ago, you're Bible curious but overwhelmed, or you just want context without the pressure of perfection, this conversation walks through Scripture with honesty, humor, and zero judgment. Gideon's story is for any of us who read the call and want to hit snooze.Hit subscribe if you want more Bible unpacking. And if this episode helped you question, wrestle, laugh or think harder, leave a review and share with a friend. It helps more people find the show...Follow us on Instagram: @deargodlettucepray Support the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    Why Heaven Has Angels, Not Angelinas | S2E3

    Drop Us a Message!Where are the female angels?In this episode of Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, we slow down and let the Bible speak for itself. No myths, pop culture theology, or watered-down explanations meant to keep everyone comfortable.We walk through how angels are described in Scripture, what the original languages reveal, and why are angels consistently presented as male. We also confront a common misunderstanding that gender equality and spiritual hierarchy are the same thing. They're not.I pray that this episode grounds you and maybe even undo a few assumptions you didn't realize you were carrying. Tune in now to the podcast!Don't forget to Subscribe, Leave a Review & Share an Episode with a Friend...Follow us on Instagram: @deargodlettucepray and @hellosantanahqThis episode is sponsored by: HerFundHQ - www.herfundhq.comSupport the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    It's Not the Government's Job to Feed the Poor | S2E2

    Drop Us a Message!"It's not the government's job to feed the poor. It's the church's job"That line almost always gets justified with one verse: 2 Thessalonians 3:10. In this episode, we break down what Paul was addressing in Thessalonica, why some believers had stopped working, and how this passage gets pulled out of context to shut down conversations about poverty, public responsibility, and care for the vulnerable. We walk through the historical setting, the cultural problem Paul was correcting, and why this verse was never meant to function as a blanket statement about social welfare or government involvement.We also used an excerpt from Vining Lake Church's pastor discussing this topic. In fact, it is the reason that we have this episode today (shoutout to such a well-spoken pastor).Thank you for tuning in to the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, hosted by Santana. If this show is still helpful and you want to support season two, you can contribute by making a one-time donation or become a monthly supporter for as little as five dollars, which helps cover research, production and distribution costs.If you are interested in sponsoring an episode or partnering with the show, send us a message and we will get you our sponsorship options. Your support directly keeps this work honest, researched, and independent. Thank you! Here are the References for today's episode:2 Thessalonians 3:6-15Leviticus 19:9Deuteronomy 24:14-15Isaiah 10:1-2Jeremiah 22:3Bruce, F.F. - 1 & 2 ThessaloniansGreen, Gene - The Letters to the ThessaloniansKeener, Craig - IVP Bible Background CommentaryWright, N.T. - Paul for Everyone: Galatians and ThessaloniansSupport the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    It's Not the Government's Job to Feed the Poor | Promo Trailer

    Drop Us a Message!Episode Two: 2 Thessalonians 3:10Why do some Bible verses get quoted constantly, while others barely at all?In this promo trailer for the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, host Santana introduces a show that slows Scripture down and reads it in context. This series explores verses that are often taken out of context, how misused Scripture pushes people away from faith, and what changes when the Bible is read carefully and honestly. That and we love storytelling the stories that are often skipped.If you've ever felt uneasy with how certain verses are used, struggle with shallow answers, or stepped away from Christianity because the Bible felt weaponized, this podcast invites you to look again, without pressure or performance.Tune in now to the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast on your favorite platform.Support the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    Jesus (Did Not) Say Get Slapped for Fun | S2E1

    Drop Us a Message!Season Two of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast opens with one of the most misused verses in the entire bible:"Turn the other cheek".Some folks use it to paint Jesus as soft. Some use it to guilt you into silence. And some weaponize it so you'll tolerate things God never asked you to tolerate.This episode breaks down what Jesus was actually teaching in Matthew 5:39, using the real historical and cultural context that most people skip. You'll hear why this verse had nothing to do with letting people walk all over you, why Jesus wasn't promoting passivity, and why this moment was a direct challenge to the systems and power structures of His day.If you've ever wondered what this verse really meant or if you just want to understand Jesus without all the social-media theology, this conversation is for you. We jump right into biblical context, emotional maturity, and how to practice boundaries and uphold your authority without losing the heart of Christ. That and... Jesus wasn't a doormat. In fact, He was by far the realest and toughest guy I know.Stay tapped in, and if this episode helped you, we would love for you to follow the show, subscribe on your favorite platform, and leave us a review. It would be even more amazing if you shared an episode with a friend. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @DearGodLettucePray, and donate as low as $5 to help keep the podcast going for season two.Support the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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    Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast : A New Season

    Drop Us a Message!You've heard it all, I am certain. People questioning God, misquoting Scripture, and in some cases, walking away from church altogether. But in the middle of the chaos, one truth remains : God never stopped speaking. Season Two of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast takes you back to the Word--unfiltered, unedited, and unbelievably human. Each episode unpacks the stories you thought you knew and the ones you never heard about, revealing how every imperfect person still pointed back to Him. Subscribe now and stay tuned for the official launch of Season Two....Keywords: Dear God Lettuce Pray, Santana, Christian Faith, DGLP Podcast, Bible Stories, Christianity, Church Hurt, Faith Podcast, Religion & Spirituality, Scripture, Spiritual Growth, Bible Comedy, Black Podcasters, Black Creators, Memphis, TN, San Antonio, TX, Dallas, TXSupport the showWe want to hear from you! Don't forget to leave us Fan Mail.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where faith meets real life and nothing is off-limits. Hosted by Santana, this podcast takes biblical stories and weaves them into the kind of honest, funny, and sometimes hard conversations that remind you God still shows up in the middle of our mess. It’s witty, raw, and real—just the way faith often is.You’ll laugh, you’ll think, and you might even see yourself in the stories. Listen on Spotify, YouTube, or Apple Podcasts. Follow on Instagram @deargodlettucepray and @HelloSantanaHQ

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