2 Dumb For This

This episode goes completely off the rails.We start with a song so stupid it had us laughing for nearly an hour straight — the kind of laugh where you can’t breathe, can’t talk, and don’t even know why it’s funny anymore.Then things somehow escalate into the story of the time we partied with Jim Jefferies, took him an hour outside the city, smashed his sandwich, and made him Uber home.Yeah… that actually happened.We also get into:The song that might end our careersWhy 90s thrillers were eliteSydney Sweeney, Star Wars debates, and bad movie takesPlayground injuries vs modern “safe” kidsA near-disaster involving a baby under a carThe Beef Line returns (shoutout Russ)New song drops: Flesh on Flesh, Let ‘Em Hang, and Hobo Gangbang📞 Call the Beef Line: 2dumbforthis.com/beef 🎙️ Join the Boner Club (yes, really): 2dumbforthis.comIf you’ve ever laughed so hard you questioned your sanity… this one’s for you.

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton go deep into their past lives as broke musicians, terrible negotiators, and part-time Wendy’s employees.From quitting jobs for bands that never made it, to buying a full drum kit with zero plan, to surviving New York City on pure chaos — this episode is a ride.They also get into AI music tools, the future of creativity, and whether any of this is good… or the beginning of the end.Oh—and things spiral completely when a certain song gets played.Call the Beef Line: https://www.2dumbforthis.com/beefJoin the Boner Club: https://www.2dumbforthis.com

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton spiral from a “historical” World War II knife into a full-blown debate about whether it’s legit… or from Walmart.Along the way, things get wildly off track:Trenton’s deep dive into a mysterious Navy knife (and a guy named Lyman)Childhood ninja fantasies, karate classes, and “Handy Knifey”A real-life traffic stop that went… very wrongPepper spray horror stories you cannot un-hearWhy kids today don’t start bands (and why they still should)The algorithm, AI music, and whether art is evolving—or collapsingPlus:A global audience update (we’re worldwide, baby 🌍)New songs: Perfect Girl, OPU, and Jesse Made Me PukeAnd of course… more stories about poop than anyone asked for🎙️ Call the Beef Line: 2dumforthis.com/beef

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse starts the show with a pregnancy announcement (don’t worry… it’s April Fools), and things immediately spiral from there.We cover:Why corporate April Fools jokes are painfully unfunnyJesse’s near-death vomiting sagaTrenton’s once-in-a-lifetime, life-altering bathroom experienceThe harsh truth: everything good eventually gets worseWhat we’d do with $100 million (spoiler: helicopters, cults, and Merlin’s Revenge)Then… we unleash the Beef Line — and it absolutely delivers. Unhinged callers. Questionable life choices. Pure chaos.Plus:New original songs: Feel Weird About the Circus Now, and Nana Is a SquirterA serious debate: million dollars… or six hours with Salma Hayek?👉 Leave us a message (we might play it on the show): 2dumbforthis.com👉 Join the Boner Club (you know you want to): 2dumbforthis.com

This episode goes completely off the rails… fast.We’re talking childhood fears, tapeworm paranoia, haunted houses, creepy footsteps, and the kind of stuff that kept us up at night for years. Plus:Real ghost stories (or are they?)The weird things we believed as kidsWhy fear might actually make a comeback on this showAnd somehow… it turns into a conversation about survival, Vikings, and street lifeAlso: 🎵 New songs 📞 Beef Line call 💀 One of us almost dies (maybe)Join the chaos. Join the Boner Club. 👉 2dumbforthis.comCall the Beef Line: http://www.2dumbforthis.com/beef

The Beef Line is officially back… and things immediately spiral.This week on 2 Dumb For This:Trenton records from what may or may not be a gay nightclubJesse gets mistaken for a 50+ singles event attendeeThe circus debate turns into a full-blown warVomiting stories you didn’t ask for (but now you have)We break down why conflict = viewsAnd somehow end up planning a live show at the Stiefel (??)Plus: new songs, bad ideas, and even worse execution.👉 Leave us a message on the Beef Line: 2dumbforthis.com/beef👉 Join the Boner Club, support the show, and get exclusive content: http://www.2dumbforthis.com

Jesse and Trenton return with another chaotic episode of Two Dumb For This.This week they cover everything from Trenton’s legendary 10-beer birthday episode aftermath to the mysterious “Gen Z Stare” that’s taking over customer service. Jesse shares a bizarre experience at a fully automated restaurant, the guys debate whether technology actually made life worse, and they discover their brand-new call-in number unfortunately spells “JSTL.”Things get even stranger when they learn about Meta’s AI glasses.Also in this episode:• The return of the Beef Line (sort of) • The worst phone number branding in podcast history • Why fast food ordering is becoming a nightmare • The dream we were promised (sex robots) vs the reality we got (spam email) • Trenton’s bus-driver flirtation stories • New Too Dumb For This songs including “That Juicy Bird” and “I’m Pregnant (JK Unless)”Plus the guys announce new ways fans can join the show live and interact with them.Call the line and leave a voicemail: http://www.2dumbforthis.com/beefJoin the Boner Club and support the show: https://toodumbforthis.com

It’s Trenton’s birthday episode and things get weird fast.Jesse shows up in a Birthday Girl hat, Trenton breaks his 8-month sobriety streak with a stack of Miller High Life, and the conversation spirals into:The reality of turning 46Why ticket prices are completely insaneThe rise and fall of Singapore as our #1 listener cityWhether AI is about to destroy humanityThe economics of the Boner ClubWhy arcades were better in the 90sPlus we debut two brand new songs:🎵 “Accidental Sperm” 🎵 “Two Wongs Don’t Make It Right (Vasovagal Syncope)”And yes… the Wong brothers pass out.Join the Boner Club for exclusive songs, merch, and other questionable decisions: 👉 https://2dumbforthis.comFollow the music on Spotify and tell your friends about the dumbest show on the internet.

In this episode of 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton absolutely spiral.What starts as back scratchers and Costco talk somehow turns into:Trenton’s 85-pound weight loss (not AIDS, probably)Blood oranges and viral social media panicVegan candy inflation and Whole Foods economicsCostco hot dogs vs. IKEA meatballsThe Seattle PD refusing to reopen the Kurt Cobain caseConspiracy podcasts, aliens, JFK, and secret societiesPotential sponsors (Klear Protein, we’re ready)The Boner Club expansion strategySpotify algorithm wins (6+ streams per listener 👀)A new song that might actually get radio playAnd another new song that might be problematicYou’ll also hear:“Someone Pussy Be Stinkin'”A brand-new indie banger: “I Banged 'Em All”A surprise track reveal that leaves Jesse speechlessIs this the episode where we tighten up the show… or the one that gets us banned?Only one way to find out.🎵 Follow 2 Dumb For This on Spotify 🎥 Watch full video episodes at youtube.com/@2dumbforthis 💰 Join the Boner Club at http://2dumbforthis.com

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Trenton unveils his giant piece of art (it may or may not be straight), we debate which Olympic sport produces the most “talented” athletes, and somehow end up discussing armpit hair, streaming greed, and whether curlers have day jobs.We spiral into:The 2028 LA Olympics and pole vault fantasiesWhy every streaming service is robbing usThe economics of the Boner ClubUnderarm hair discourse (it gets heated)A traumatic camping memoryAnd two brand new songs: “We Met in the Middle” and the Broadway disasterpiece “Stuck Up In There”Plus: cucumber fork. You’ll understand when you get there.Join the Boner Club. Add the songs to your playlist. And for the love of God, don’t lose the fork.Official website: http://www.2dumbforthis.comListen to our music on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7n4N6ll83ahYL640u2qdHx?si=apWFF1TwSamJElUERYoh_Q

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton accidentally prove that they are officially old.What starts as a discussion about Trenton’s very real, definitely-not-fake library spirals into a full-blown takedown of modern video games, modern arcades, modern prices, modern cars, modern everything—and yes, Zuckerberg still somehow catches shit.Along the way, the guys cover:Why Nintendo, Sega, and pinball machines were the peak of human innovationThe tragedy of digital arcade tickets and rigged claw machinesParenting in the age of Minecraft (offline only, no touchers)Gas used to cost three dollars totalWhy arcades are just casinos for children nowA future dream of opening an ‘80s arcade/pizza palace called Merlin’s RevengeJesse’s plan to flood the internet with absolute garbage until something hitsNew songs, new shorts, new nonsense—quantity AND qualityPlus: updates on new music, the Boner Club economy, and why we should never be allowed to operate heavy machinery.🎵 Songs featured in this episode:“Double Wide on Vine”“Miner Lovers”👉 Join the Boner Club at 2dumbforthis.com ($3/month, somehow still affordable) 👉 Stream, save, share, and confuse your loved ones

In this episode of 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton tell the full, true story of Wolf Boy — a bizarre Midwest legend involving abandoned farm buildings, late-night fear, snapped trees, and a figure that should not have been there.Along the way, the guys talk flu recovery, growing up bored in the middle of nowhere, why the ’90s were unhinged, and how all of this somehow turned into releasing new songs every week. Plus: Boner Club updates, listener growth (shoutout Singapore), and the origin story behind the song “Wolf Boy.”New music every Friday. Early access in the Boner Club.👉 2dumbforthis.com

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse records while deep in the trenches of the Super Flu —feverish, medicated, and dangerously honest—while Trenton remains frustratingly healthy.Official Website: http://www.2dumbforthis.comJoin the official Boner Club and get clips and new music early: https://2dumbforthis.com/supportersWhat starts as a conversation about AI songwriting credits quickly spirals into:Writing hit songs while deliriousWhether AI deserves a Nashville co-writeThe return of 2020 vibes (nobody asked for this)The economics of sugar-cane straws and TylenolAnd an absolutely irresponsible number of song premieresWe debut multiple original songs, including:Perfect GirlWitch Doctor WillThe Jerk-Off BanditWhy Are You GonorrheaSwingersWe Met in the MiddleSomehow, these songs are genuinely good, which honestly makes the whole thing worse.There’s talk of yacht rock playlists, international listeners in Singapore, the Boner Club (formerly… something else), and the terrifying realization that these songs might get playlisted next to real artists.It’s messy. It’s sick. It’s loud. And it might be the most productive episode we’ve ever done.🎧 Listen, laugh, and question your life choices. 👉 Subscribe for clips, chaos, and new music every week.

We’re officially back.This is our Elvis ‘68 moment - except with worse judgment, more original songs, and absolutely no plan.We talk about:Reviving the show (and why changing the name was a terrible idea)Flooding the internet with classic episodesAccidentally becoming a band againWriting and premiering brand-new original songs on the podcastWhy modern tech is just subscriptions and upsells in a trench coatParenting, theater kids, flu season, and emotional damageThe creative joy of making things purely to make each other laughAnd yes… we debut multiple songs you will not hear anywhere else:Sex Unto TheeStuckThat Juicy BirdAccidental SpermNo label. No rules. No dignity.🎵 Want the songs before anyone else? Join the premium club at http://www.2dumbforthis.com$3/month • 7-day free trial • new music drops constantly📺 Watch the full video on YouTube 🎧 Listen on Apple Podcasts & Spotify ⭐️ Leave a 5-star review if you’re feeling generous (or chaotic)Welcome back to The 2 Dumb For This Show with Trenton & Jesse. We’re just getting started.

We're back, baby! And we're better than ever. Please enjoy the first episode of the brand new 2 Dumb For This show!Join the Boner Club and hear new music and new episodes before the rest of the chumps!Official: http://www.2dumbforthis.comWatch on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@2dumbforthisInstagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis

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