Alchemy... from Effigy Press

Love triangles: that razor-thin line between heart-pounding drama and the literary equivalent of soggy toast. In our new episode, Tim & LeeAnna dig into why so many writers trip over plot holes, pace their story like a three-legged race, and expect readers to cheer for ‘Team Bland’ vs. ‘Team Blander.’ Spoiler: your audience deserves better. Let’s talk about how to actually make triangles burn with tension instead of collapsing into cliché. As ever, Alchemy is ad-free, because who needs an ad for the next Netflix teen love triangle when you’re busy untangling your own? Nadira Goffe’s article here Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Join Tim and LeeAnna as they contemplate your friend group: not so much a circle as a soap opera with bad lighting. One kiss, one breakup, and suddenly everyone’s starring in their own season finale. Plot twists pile up, alliances shift hourly, and Cupid’s arrows feel more like grenades. Welcome to ‘Cupid’s Murder Evidence Board.’ This podcast remains gloriously ad-free. No jingles, no discount codes, just us untangling the soap-opera mess you call a friend group. You’re welcome. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

In this Alchemy episode, Tim & LeeAnna continue their dive into emotional turmoil with the second of two of Yeats’s most emotionally raw poems – He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven. Ah, the wreckage of unrequited love. As with all our podcasts, this episode is ad-free – because our advertiser, a manufacturer of custom-made Cloths of Heaven, has sadly gone out of business. Enjoy. He Dreams of the Cloths of Heaven by W. B. Yeats here Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

What if the woman you love isn’t yours to save, to burn, or to beg? What if your dreams were never her destination? In this Alchemy episode, Tim & LeeAnna dive into the first of two of Yeats’s most emotionally raw poems – No Second Troy and He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven – to explore the wreckage of unrequited love, the fine line between worship and resentment, and why offering your dreams might not be enough when she’s already burning down cities. Spoiler: this one’s gonna hurt in all the right ways. As with all our podcasts, this episode is ad-free – because when you're unpacking Yeats, heartbreak, and the smoldering remains of emotional overinvestment, the last thing you need is an ad for window replacements. You're welcome. Correction: when Tim spoke about the giant model of a shark or whale in the graveyard of the Cathedral in Limerick, it was in fact Londonderry. Apologies to both Limerick and Londonderry. He also managed to mispronounce W. B. Yeats' name around a thousand times. No Second Troy by W. B. Yeats here Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Dating’s chaotic. So what if there were… standards? Like actual, published, reviewable standards. In this episode, Tim launches his idea of a “Dating Passport” – complete with Contracts of Integrity for Men and Women. LeeAnna reacts to Tim’s “Contract for Women of Integrity,” with an eyebrow raised so high it leaves orbit, and accuses Tim (lightheartedly, we hope) of sailing dangerously close to being cancelled. What follows is a no-holds-barred takedown, rewrite, and reimagination of what it would mean to be a Certified Human in the Dating Universe. Spoiler: gendered assumptions are out, and universal decency is in. It’s fun, it’s sincere, and it might actually make dating better – or maybe just even more complicated. Alchemy is proudly ad-free, which means no awkward segues into sales pitches for trash you find out you didn’t need only when it’s arrived on your doorstep – yup, hold the promo code.   Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P

So, you’ve tried navigating the dating landscape, but it still feels like trudging through a swamp while balancing on a high horse? Welcome back, where Tim & LeeAnna continue the love saga in the land of lukewarm puddles and underwhelming options. In this second part of “Love on a High Horse” the duo dives even deeper into the frustrations of modern romance—where expectations are sky-high, but the emotional rewards barely make it off the ground. Get ready for dramatic readings that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own dating choices. If you’ve ever thought, “Why bother?” in the world of modern love, this episode might just be the nudge you need. Tune in, because we’re still asking—what happens when love’s effort-to-reward ratio really doesn’t add up? Still ad-free. Because your journey through love’s highs and lows shouldn’t be interrupted by a pitch for a meal kit you’ll never use. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

When the dating pool feels more like a lukewarm puddle, and the effort-to-reward ratio just doesn’t add up... you might be dating from a high horse. In this episode, Tim & LeeAnna wade into the frustrations of modern romance – where expectations soar, options underwhelm, and no one’s driving 30 miles for emotional fast food. Tim also unveils his Seven Concentric Citadel Walls™ – a noble (and possibly overbuilt) model of how we let people in, one wall at a time. From “do I even want to be around you?” to “can I introduce you to my friends” to “er, can I take off my pants?” – it’s a journey. Get ready for some tough truths, nervous laughter, and the eternal question: Are they really worth the Uber fare? Alchemy is still ad-free. Because your emotional epiphanies shouldn’t be brought to you by discount mattresses. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

In part 2 of "Love Unscripted | Be My Baby“ Tim and LeeAnna are back with more power dynamics, manipulation, and control – plus a dramatic reading from the fictional James and Alice that seems to be kinda weirdly controlling. Or is it? Why does Alice need to dress up as a cheerleader for James’ Superbowl party? Alchemy is ad free, as usual, But… you do need to know that the Alchemy Human Puppets we advertised last week are running short due to popular demand. It’s the hot new product for just $99.99! Turn your partner into your very own obedient puppet. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Power dynamics, manipulation, and control - oh my! This week (and next), Tim and LeeAnna plow through the ugly, messy reality of how control plays out in relationships. The subtle, often unnoticed ways people - mostly men - bend their partners to their will without even realizing it. In "Love Unscripted | Be My Baby", they explore the fine line between caring and controlling, uncovering uncomfortable truths behind emotional manipulation. From unspoken expectations to gaslighting and the classic pity play, they break down the tactics that shape toxic relationship dynamics. And yes, they even debate whether buying matching nightdresses for your daughters is just sweet tradition... or something more insidious. Writers, take note: This episode is a gold mine for creating emotionally complex characters and relationships. Want to write tension that makes your readers squirm? This is your playbook. Tune in and prepare to think very differently about love, power, and control. Alchemy is ad free, as usual, But… if we were selling something, it’d probably be Alchemy Human Puppets  - the new product for just $99.99! Turn your partner into your very own obedient puppet (because who needs a healthy relationship, right?) No more fighting over who controls the remote or making life decisions - just a few gentle pulls on the strings and bam, total compliance. Get yours now, before we get canceled. The Kurt Vonnegut video on the ‘Shapes of Stories’ on YouTube here. The Snark’s review of this podcast will be published after part 2 is recorded and published; same with writers’ prompts for the podcast. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Ever wondered if AI could replace podcasters? Well, Tim and LeeAnna sure did... and the results are hilariously weird. In this podcast-within-a-podcast an AI-cloned Tim & an AI-cloned LeeAnna discuss a humorous post written by The Snark on AI-podcasting, and the real Tim takes us through the process of building this AI-podcast and his impressions of the peculiar results. We’re Ad-Free, But Here’s One You Won’t Want to Miss - Introducing the newest culinary masterpiece: Frozen Mac 'n' Cheese with a Peanut Butter Layer. Because who wouldn’t want to add a dollop of unexpected joy to their dinner? Forget all those bland, predictable meals - this one’s a game-changer. It’s bold. It’s brave. It’s... definitely questionable. Why settle for ordinary when you can have gourmet? Read The Snark’s blog that is the basis for the AI portion of the podcast here. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Welcome to part 2 of The Tragedy of the Incels, where Tim and LeeAnna continue to dive into the fascinating world of Incels - because why not tackle one of the internet’s favorite rage-fueled, basement-dwelling subcultures? They share their personal run-ins with incels, and hey, sounds like one of them might actually be the same guy - small world, huh? After that, we’ll take you on a little journey through the awkward and uncomfortable encounter of the fictional James and Alice in a Buckhead bar. In one version, James awkwardly pulls off some charm despite his deep-seated resentments, and in the other, well… his incel grievances do the talking, ruining the moment (shocker). As for Alice, she’s just trying to be nice to a stranger. Tune in for a dose of modern madness, because, let’s face it, the world of human interaction is often more tragic than we’d like to admit. As usual, this episode of Alchemy is ad-free, because we know you don’t need another commercial about miracle face creams or the latest “miraculous” weight loss pills. But since we’re all about offering solutions, let’s talk about the real game-changer: Incel Repellant - the scent every woman needs in her life. What does it smell like, you ask? Confidence. That’s right, it’s the unmistakable aroma of “I’m not here for your nonsense,” blended with a dash of “maybe you should check yourself before you wreck yourself.” Just one spritz, and those incels won’t know what hit 'em. Alchemy, bringing you the finest in personal empowerment. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Ever wondered how deep resentment and unrequited love can spiral into a self-destructive cult of bitterness? Join Tim and LeeAnna as they dive into the fascinating, cringeworthy world of incels – the involuntary celibates who somehow think blaming women for their lack of romantic success is a viable strategy. In this first part of a two-parter, our podcasters explore the tangled mess of low self-esteem, entitlement, and, yes, a shocking lack of empathy. Plus, we get real about why “Chads” are the villains in their minds (spoiler: it’s not actually about the abs). Tune in to hear our deep dive into the psychology of resentment, the dangers of online echo chambers, and how this tragic worldview might just fuel a few writers' nightmares. Next week, we’ll be back with Part 2 – because this saga of digital doom is far from over. You might want to stock up on popcorn... or some emotional armor. A reminder: this podcast is ad-free, brought to you by Pure Emotional Armor—now available in convenient spray form! No more buffering between thoughts, no annoying sponsorships, just Tim and LeeAnna sharing the raw, uncomfortable truths. So, grab your bottle of this powerful spray (maybe just metaphorically for now) and get ready for another dose of real talk. Because when you listen to Alchemy we don’t just break down barriers, we build emotional fortresses. You’re welcome. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Tithonus | Love and the Curse of Immortality What happens when love doesn’t just survive the test of time - but is cursed by it? In our latest episode of Alchemy, Tim and LeeAnna dive into the tragic myth of Tithonus, where immortality isn’t the gift it seems to be. Immortal, but “forever aging”? Sounds like a nightmare, right? Tithonus got his wish to never die, but what he didn’t get was “eternal youth” - leaving him to watch his immortal lover, Eos, grow younger while he crumbles into a wrinkled mess of despair. Talk about a bad deal. Tim and LeeAnna – and Alfred, Lord Tennyson – talk about what it means when love’s beauty fades, when immortality isn’t just a dream, but a “living hell”. We’ll also hit on how some relationships can evolve into a painfully unfixable mess. So grab a tissue (you’ll need it) and tune in to the podcast that proves eternal love can really suck. Alchemy is ad-free, but this episode is brought to you by... Eos, the goddess of the dawn, with her brand-new line of “fashion forward alarm clocks”! Tired of waking up to the same old annoying beep? “Eos’s clocks” are designed to wake you up gently, with the “whispered promise” that you too will “never grow old”. Just know that we can’t be held responsible for the existential dread you might feel when you realize you’re stuck in a Tithonus-type situation.   Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Is your relationship more "Fix It" or "Forget It?" Well, Tim and LeeAnna are back to help you navigate the emotional minefield of love, with a heavy dose of snark and some seriously practical advice. Whether you’re a writer looking to add some depth to your fictional couples or just a human who’s had one too many “whataboutism” blow-ups, this episode is for you! We’re talking “bids for connection” – the little gestures (like saying “Did you see that cute dog?”) that could make or break your relationship - and “repair attempts” – the sometimes clumsy, awkward ways we try to save a fight before it escalates into the full-on "I’m sleeping on the couch" territory. Don’t miss Tim’s dark warning (he does love a little chaos) or LeeAnna’s more realistic take on the emotional rollercoaster. From cheesy jokes to strategic silences, we’ve got everything you need to write real, messy, and totally human relationships. Tune in to hear how bids and repairing can actually work... or fail miserably. Either way, it’s real, it’s raw, and it’s definitely not perfect. And don’t forget – fixing it is way more interesting than pretending it’s all fine. This episode is technically sponsored by the fine folks who crafted LeeAnna’s cheeseburger - the one she brought into the studio like it was the most important thing in the world, breaking podcast tradition and definitely making some people hungry. (It’s also sponsored by her profound disregard for a protein focused diet - she's eating the meat, but can’t miss out on half the bun because, hey, that's where the mustard is!)   Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Ever wonder what happens when love goes off the rails? Join Tim and LeeAnna as they break down the Four Horsemen of relationships: Criticism, Contempt, Defensiveness, and Stonewalling. Spoiler: It’s not pretty. From jabs of criticism to emotional retreat, we’ve got your guide to the worst relationship habits - and how to write them without setting your characters on fire (well, not immediately). Get ready for some brutal truth and a one very angry (fictional) couple. Don’t miss it. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, you’ll never look at a “Facebook couple” the same way again. As usual, Alchemy is ad-free... but this episode has been sponsored by Good Relationships Riding Stables! Want to trot through your relationship issues? Get in the saddle and take a lesson in communication, courtesy of the fine folks at Stable Relationships - where we teach you how to avoid riding straight into criticism, contempt, defensiveness, and stonewalling. Come for the riding lessons, stay for the relationship survival tips. Because if you can handle a horse, you can probably handle your partner’s worst behaviors... right? Well, maybe! Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

This week on Alchemy, Tim and LeeAnna crack open the hood of modern romance to show us what love looks like when it’s firing on all cylinders… or stalling dramatically on the freeway of emotional dysfunction. There’s uncooperative metaphors, romantic pedicures, and more dramatic readings than a middle school production of 'Twilight’ – plus quite a lot of awkward giggling. Buckle up, folks. The emotional carburetor’s getting clogged and the relationship GPS might just reroute you to Heartbreak City. As always, Alchemy is proudly ad-free. However, coming soon from Acme Emotional Motors™: The Self-Correcting Marriage App. Just $19.99/month. Warning: Does not work on exes. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Welcome to the Alchemy’s podcast, where Tim and LeeAnna take on The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock - the ultimate guide to how not to face your feelings (or do much of anything, really). Along the way: dead Popes, risqué Bible passages, a prophecy about the death of podcasting, and one balding, peach-fearing romantic in freefall. Come for the poetry, stay for the existential dread - and maybe bring a drink. You’ll need it. As always, Alchemy is proudly ad-free - unless you count today’s generous sponsor, the Acme Self-Licking Ice Cream Cone Company: 'The product nobody asked for, sustaining itself one sad, sticky revolution at a time.' Thanks for nothing, Acme." Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

In this episode of Alchemy, Tim and LeeAnna set sail through the Love Archipelago, exploring the rocky islands of human emotion. First stop: “Desire and Disappointment” - where we chase love but find out we’re way better at the chase than the actual thing. Then, onto “Love as an Existential Completeness” - the soulmate myth that feels more like a trap than true connection. Finally, “Love as Animals Wandering Through the World” - because sometimes love is just about finding a mate to share a Netflix account with. If you’re ready to question everything about love, relationships, and whether we’re all just stumbling through life, this episode is for you. Spoiler: no one’s escaping the wreckage. Listen up—this podcast is ad-free. That’s right, no cheesy cruise ads telling you to book your next overpriced vacation to "picturesque Dutch villages," where you’ll spend a week crammed in with 1,000 other cruise passengers who somehow all think they’re part of an exclusive club. No thanks. Instead, we’re offering you pure, unfiltered content. No sponsors, no distractions, just the kind of insightful chaos you’re here for. You’re welcome. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Let’s face it: Life is a constant mess of contradictions. Freedom feels great… until it leaves you with a heap of regret. Love makes you feel like you’re on top of the world… right before it takes you down a peg (or ten). In our latest Alchemy Podcast episode, Tim and LeeAnna dive headfirst into some of the most mind-boggling human paradoxes: freedom vs. control, love’s highest highs and lowest lows, and all the emotional chaos in between. Get ready for a wild ride of snark, bad decisions, and surprisingly insightful moments (we promise, they’re in there somewhere). Here’s a paradox for you: the less we try to sell you, the more you’ll want to stick around. Weird, right? No annoying ads. No cheesy pitches. Just raw, unfiltered Alchemy. We don’t need to shove stuff down your throat to keep you hooked. Because, let’s face it, who needs more ads in their life? So, enjoy the chaos, the contradictions, and the endless contradictions. It’s the least we could do, considering we’re not trying to sell you anything. Except maybe our weird, wild perspectives on life. The Paradox of Love: A Historical Exploration of Western Philosophical Perspectives on Love, Exclusion, and Liberatory Potential. By David Berman.  Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

In this Alchemy Short n’ Sweet episode, Tim and LeeAnna delve into the joy of a crisis made so much worse by the person who panics – do they want to be center of attention, or is it their emotional fragility, or (better yet) both? Writers, sharpen your pencils. Non-writers, stay tuned anyway—and relive your own crises in safety. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the temptation of ads for pizza delivery that promises to be ‘just what you need’—until you realize you’ve spent half your paycheck on a pizza that could’ve been made in the time it took for them to find your address. You’re welcome—because we care about your wallet (and your waistline). And if one of those ads sneaks through, I swear we didn’t endorse it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s cravings. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Welcome to the Alchemy’s podcast, where Tim and LeeAnna dive into small talk: Because sometimes “Nice weather, huh?” is just foreplay for a breakdown. So, small talk—the supposedly pointless filler that’s actually a prehistoric survival ritual in disguise. Along the way, there are missing spoons, tragic muffin chats, and the science behind why your brain syncs with strangers before plotting its escape. Writers, listen up: small talk isn’t fluff—it’s strategy. And for the rest of us? It might just keep us from getting punched in a lift. Alchemy: Where even your coffee shop hellos come with emotional damage. Because nothing kills the emotional tension of a scene like being interrupted to hear about socks that “feel like a hug” or a mattress made from recycled optimism. We don’t do ads—and we don’t do those sneaky sponsorships you only realize were ads three days later... in the shower😉. We do strange, beautiful, and occasionally uncomfortable human truths. You’re welcome. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

This week on Alchemy… socks vanish into another dimension, jean jackets are judged, and Tim presents 9 rules for meeting people that sound suspiciously like a list of personal grievances. LeeAnna insists you smile, Tim insists you don’t talk loudly on your cellphone, and together they explore what really happens when two human animals meet for the first time—and how writers can use that awkward magic to make their stories sparkle. Spoiler alerts: LeeAnna traps someone in a corner, someone forgets almost everyone’s name, and who’d like to create a good human just to kill them off later. It’s all very normal. Come for the existential terror of networking, stay for the theory about laundry portals. Alchemy: where first impressions are everything—and sometimes, disaster is the intention. Just a quick reminder: we’re ad-free, squad – but after so many stories about hamsters we have this one and only exception: to make your life infinitely easier we would like to draw your attention to the perfect product to help you make a seamless entrance into any group: Hamster Pheromone Spray available NOW online! HamsterPher™. Yep, that’s right, this premium product uses the very best hamster pheromones and is only $39.99 for a 2-ounce bottle. Just a couple of spritzes of this miracle liquid, and you’ll be the life of the party, accepted into any social circle without a hitch. Don’t worry about being your true self—just bask in the power of hamster-approved pheromones. Trust us, it works every time. Order now, and we’ll throw in a free hamster-sized tiara, because what’s a performative persona without a little sparkle?.  Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Welcome to the Alchemy’s podcast, where Tim and LeeAnna dive deep into the “weirdness beneath our skin”—because, honestly, who doesn’t love a good rabbit hole? LeeAnna kicks things off with a chicken-herding dog persecuted in Cuba, Tim responds bravely with a hamster April First prank, LeeAnna reveals her ‘mutant redhead’ powers, and we take a detour into alchemical madness, because why not? We’re talking homunculi, the somatotopic map, and Paracelsus (yes, that Paracelsus) and the Cartesian Theatre —who might just make you rethink science forever. Get ready for a wild, unsettling ride that’ll leave you questioning everything, including your own body. It’s weird, it’s gross, and it’s absolutely Alchemy—just the way you like it. Just a quick reminder: we’re ad-free, folks. No interruptions from creepy pharmaceutical ads or dubious product endorsements. But if we were to have ads, let’s be real—we’d totally endorse “Safe Seal” flasks, as recommended by Paracelsus (c. 1493–1541) himself! Nothing says “trustworthy” like a medieval incel who wanted to ferment sperm in a sealed glass container for a few months to create tiny humans. Buy one now! Guaranteed to keep your... ahem... unnatural concoctions fresh and safely contained. But since we’re not selling anything, let’s get on with the weirdness. No flasks, no fake sales pitches—just pure, unfiltered Alchemy. Let’s go! Podcast links Cortical homunculus image here  Paracelsus picture here Cinema effect / Cartesian_Theater here. Original work: Jennifer Garcia (User:Reverie) Derivative work: User:Pbroks13Derivative work of derivative work: User: Was a bee - File:Cartesian_Theater.svg, CC BY-SA 2.5 Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Jump into Alchemy’s 25th episode, where we’re tackling aliens, existential dread, and... hamster funerals? From the mind-bending “Xir” aliens (designed by The Snark) to snack-obsessed invaders and animatronic space creatures, Tim and LeeAnna take you on a wild, wild journey that will make you question everything—including your pet burial rituals. Buckle up—it’s weird, it’s deep, and it’s sometimes inappropriately hilarious. Don’t miss it. A quick reminder: Alchemy is proudly ad-free. No interruptions, no corporate sponsorships, just pure, unfiltered creativity. But if we were to run ads, we’d totally recommend getting insurance for your pets—especially hamsters. Because let’s face it, when your hamster’s last rites cost more than a weekend break in the countryside, you’ll be wishing you had that coverage. So, while we won't be taking any hamster insurance sponsors today, we’ll keep the show rolling—ad-free and hamster-crisis-free (for now). Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Bonus 25th edition reading here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

In this bizarre part 1 of “Take Me to Your Writer”, Tim and LeeAnna take you on a wild ride through alien design, existential dread, and… dead hamsters? That’s right—what starts as a conversation about building truly terrifying extraterrestrials quickly morphs into a tangent-filled exploration of hamster deaths, claustrophobia, and the kind of fears that make you wonder if we’re really ready to meet aliens at all. Tim promises never-before-seen content, teaching you how to create aliens that will make your readers think, “What in the unholy hell is this thing?” With 13 essential parameters, the duo builds creatures so weird and terrifying, they’ll haunt your nightmares. From Xenomorphs and Triffids to the Hamster Theory—it’s a deep dive into the cosmic and the grotesque. Listen now, and find out why you’ll never look at hamsters or aliens the same way again. Forget the usual ads about overpriced coffee or gadgets that promise to make your life 10% better—this episode comes with a special, one-of-a-kind offer: The AlienScope™! Sure, regular telescopes are great for looking at the stars, but who cares about that? The AlienScope™ is engineered to do one thing: pick out aliens from across the universe. That’s right. Point it at any star, and within seconds, it highlights the closest alien civilizations. Whether you're searching for a species that looks like a giant marshmallow or just need to spot an alien that’s as curious about you as you are about it, the AlienScope™ has you covered. But seriously, it's just us here on the podcast. No annoying ads. Just good, alien-spotting content with a side of writerly weirdness. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... Today it’s time for a Demon Smackdown! We’re tackling the toughest enemies of the human spirit—inner demons, the bad and evil people who try to manipulate and harm, and even those spiritual demons lurking in the shadows. Today our podcasters discuss how humans fight back against these forces—whether they’re rooted in our own minds or lurking in the supernatural world around us. Can we reclaim control? Tune in for a no-holds-barred conversation about confronting the shadows that haunt us—and finding our way back into the light. This is one you won’t want to miss. Ready to take on the demons? Let’s get started. As with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the soul-sucking ads that fill your inbox with "life-changing" products you didn’t ask for. You won’t hear about new-age "demon repellent" sprays or "spiritual cleanses" that promise to banish your inner demons for just $19.99. You’re welcome—because we care about your peace of mind, not your wallet. If any of those ads sneak in, though, I promise we didn’t approve them. Just blame it on the algorithm’s obsession with selling you the latest ‘quick fix’—because when it comes to demons, there’s no magic bullet. You’ve got to face them head-on. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Demons aren't just fiery, horned creatures from hell—they’re life lessons in disguise. In this episode of Alchemy, LeeAnna and Tim dive deep into the concept of moral dread, where our darkest impulses—greed, lust, sloth, envy—aren't just fears, but cautionary tales lurking in our own human nature. We’ll explore how demons can be a mirror, reflecting our worst traits and offering a sharp reminder of what happens when we let them take the wheel. Is the fear of these demons enough to keep us in check, or do we need a more urgent warning? Tune in for a conversation that's both chilling and enlightening, as we unpack how demons deliver life's hardest lessons—whether we like it or not. As with all our podcasts, this is free of those annoying ads—and in place of them, we bring you something far more interesting: Confusite! This deep purple gem has absolutely no known properties, but that’s what makes it so powerful. Simply place it under your pillow, and watch as evil spirits are immediately baffled. They’ll be so busy trying to figure out if they’re dealing with a cursed object or a really bad piece of interior decor that they’ll forget all about you. Confusite—because sometimes, the best defense is pure, unadulterated confusion. Podcast image links: Lucifer (pride) Asmodeus (lust) Leviathan (envy) Beelzebub (gluttony) Mammon (greed) Satan (wrath) Belphegor (sloth) Jinn / Genie. Chaos, deception, and mischief. Often capable of shape shifting or granting wishes with disastrous consequences. And they make travelers lost in the woods, cause them to become disoriented Chaneques - short, green-skinned creatures, and it is believed they can make travelers lost in the woods or cause them to become disoriented - Buer - described as a demon with the body of a lion and the head of a man with five goat legs - Tikbalang - described as having the body of a man and the head and hooves of a horse. It is known to lurk in the forest and trick travelers into losing their way - The Wendigo - It is said to possess humans, transforming them into Wendigos, driven by a craving for human flesh. The Wendigo's most unusual feature is its constant hunger, which cannot be satiated—leading it to consume anything, even other Wendigos Krampus – weird German evil brother to Santa with a giant tongue. Germans sent Christmas cards with Krampus on it. Here’s one card, and now another. Father Martins Podcast: “The Exorcist Files” on Apple Podcasts Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Today, Tim & LeeAnna dig deep into the messy, chaotic world of people cracking under pressure—because let’s face it, life’s a pressure cooker, and sometimes the lid just pops. It’s the high-stakes world of war, disaster, and every moment that feels like your last nerve is being plucked like a harp string. Can you handle the heat? Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the soul-crushing ads for that ‘revolutionary’ new makeup foundation that promises to match your skin tone better than ever—because, clearly, we’ve all been walking around with mismatched faces until now. You’re welcome—because we care about your complexion (and your ability to not buy into every glossy claim). And if one of those ads somehow slips through, I swear we didn’t approve it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s love for beauty fads. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... today, our podcasters venture into Teen Angst, and the wild world of teenagers – those magnificent creatures navigating the perilous terrain of high snakes and life’s oh-so-difficult choices. Because, really, what’s a teen’s life without a few near-death experiences in the form of social media drama, questionable fashion choices, and the unrelenting pressure to know what you want to do with your life by the time you’re 18? Strap in, folks—this is going to be a bumpy ride through the storm that is adolescence. Of course, just like in every episode, we’ve spared you from listening to ads. But here’s the thing: if you’ve been typing in “Alchemy20” everywhere you shop, hoping to magically get 20% off, well... I hate to break it to you, but that’s not how this works. We don’t have a magical discount code for every site on the internet—if we did, we’d be too busy sipping cocktails on a beach somewhere. But hey, we’re still here creating content that’s worth your time. So sit back, relax, and let the real magic happen Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... Today, our podcasters tackle the overhyped meet-cute—and then dive into its far more entertaining cousin, the meet-ugly. Writers, get ready to throw your tired old tropes out the window. Non-writers, stick around anyway—it’s going to get weird, and you’ll probably learn something without even trying. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the anxiety-fueled ads for home security systems that spend 30 seconds making you terrified someone’s about to break in—only to promise they’ll fix it for just a dollar a day. You’re welcome—because we care about your peace of mind (and your bank account). And if one of those ads sneaks through, I swear we didn’t approve it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s love for stressing you out, then ‘solving’ it." Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A 

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy. Today, our podcasters talk about how to make characters that are both compelling and objectively good folks. Writers, get ready to think outside the box. Non-writers, stay tuned anyway—for a battle between good and evil. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the joy of ads for those ‘sure-fire ways to make money’ that are definitely not at all suspect and totally legit. You’re welcome—because we care about your financial future (and your ability to sleep without looking over your shoulder). And if one of those ads sneaks in, I swear we didn’t approve it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s questionable side hustle. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Today, Tim and LeeAnna talk about when everything unexpectedly goes pear-shaped, and the gawkable spectacle of embarrassed deflation. Writers, get ready to humble your characters. Non-writers, stay tuned for some cringey moments, including a “chicken in curry” calamity. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the soul-crushing ads for super-comfortable mattresses that promise to change your life, but really just take over your bedroom and cost more than your rent. You’re welcome—because we care about your sleep (and your finances). And if one of those ads sneaks in, I swear we didn’t approve it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s obsession with making you think you can’t sleep without a mattress that costs as much as a small car. Links Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A

Today, our podcasters explore emotions, and how they are both complex and unpredictable. Writers, get ready to think outside the box. Non-writers, stay tuned anyway—it’s bound to get fascinating. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you any ads for Tex-Mex food that promises to deliver a fiesta right to your door, but really just leaves you in a tortilla-induced coma. You’re welcome—because we care about your digestion (and your ability to move after eating). And if one of those ads sneaks through, I swear we didn’t put it there. Just blame it on the algorithm’s obsession with cheese and spice. Links Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press that embraces the delightful chaos of life. Whether you’re a fiction writer looking to refine your craft, or just someone who enjoys watching the world spin and needs fresh conversation material for your next cocktail party, we’ve got you covered. Today, our podcasters dive deep into the ‘bro’ code of male types, cracking open the mysteries of the universe—or at least the gym locker room. They’ll go full throttle into the super-popular, slightly ridiculous concept of the ‘Delta Male.’ (Yes, it’s a thing, and no, we’re still not sure why.) Writers, get ready to think outside the box. Non-writers, stick around—you might learn something weird, or at the very least, laugh your way through it. Non-writers, stay tuned anyway—it’s bound to be madness. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the endless parade of ads from other podcasts that are clearly desperate for attention, like they’re handing out free cookies at a networking event. You’re welcome—because we care about your ears (and your dignity). And if one sneaks in, I swear we didn’t sign off on it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s obsession with ‘podcast culture.’ Links WikiHow article on male personality types – pseudo-science with a dose of, er, advice: https://www.wikihow.com/Male-Personality-Types Looksmaxxing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Looksmaxxing The Sigma face – Christian Bale: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/steam-workshoppatrick-bateman-sigma-face-music--923730573557116528/ The sigma face being mocked (at least I think it’s being mocked): https://www.tiktok.com/@argenby/video/7173643121295756546 Mewing: https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/what-is-mewing Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press where we shamelessly embrace the delightful chaos of life. Whether you're a fiction writer desperately trying to pull your craft out of the gutter, or just someone who enjoys watching the world spin out of control and needs some new, bizarre fodder for your next cocktail party thought-starter, we’ve got you covered. Today, our podcasters have an absolute riot with Quantum Entanglement—because nothing says 'good times' like spooky science that makes your brain want to explode. Writers, get ready for a cartload of wild, mind-melting ideas. Non-writers, stick around anyway—it’s about to get weird. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the unsolicited ads for 'that thing' that, let's just say, tends to happen when your ‘manhood’ goes on an extended vacation. You’re welcome—because we care about your dignity (and your, ahem, pride). And if one of those ads slips through, I swear we didn’t approve it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s apparent obsession with rejuvenation. Links Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press where we dive headfirst into the delightful chaos of life. Whether you're a fiction writer struggling to untangle your mess of a plot, or just someone who loves watching the world spin out of control and needs fresh material for your next cocktail party lecture, we’ve got you covered. Today, our podcasters get into the delightful disaster that happens when people don’t share the same fluency—or any fluency at all—on tough topics. Writers, get ready to think in a whole new way (if you can). Non-writers, buckle up—it’s going to get very, very messy. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the soul-crushing ads for the latest iPhone that’s basically the same as the last one, but now with a ‘new number’ and a slightly shinier edge. You’re welcome—because we care about your wallet (and your sense of tech-induced déjà vu). And if one of those ads sneaks in, I swear we didn’t approve it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s desperate need to sell you the same thing again. Links Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press where we fully lean into the glorious chaos of life. Whether you’re a fiction writer trying to make sense of your mess of a manuscript, or just someone who enjoys watching the world burn from a safe distance and needs some fresh material for your next cocktail party disaster, we’ve got you covered. Today, our podcasters dive headfirst into the delightful mess that is Existential Family Secrets—because nothing says 'fun' like realizing your relatives are full of surprises (none of them good). Writers, prepare to think way outside the box. Non-writers, buckle up anyway—it’s bound to be pure madness. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve shielded you from the delightful experience of ads for some bizarre, made-up disease that sounds like it’s straight out of a sci-fi novel. You’re welcome—because we care about your well-being (and not sending you spiraling into hypochondria). And if one of those ads slips through, I swear we didn’t greenlight it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s questionable medical degree. Links Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Join Tim, LeeAnna, and Seth (guest) from Effigy Press as they dive into the absurdly complicated world of memory, identity, and writing. From questioning whether your brain is actually trustworthy to deciding if your character’s backstory is a hot mess or just ‘authentic,’ these three somehow manage to make sense of it all. Oh, and because writing a novel is basically a sadistic endurance test, they’ll toss in some 'motivational' thoughts on how to actually finish one without resorting to throwing your laptop out the window. Spoiler: it's not pretty, but they’re here for the chaos. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the torture of obnoxious ads for tele-mental health services and mind-numbing product placements. You’re welcome—because we care about your sanity (and your eardrums). And if there are any ads, I swear we didn’t put them there. Links “Why We Remember: Unlocking Memory's Power to Hold on to What Matters” by Charan Ranganath: https://www.amazon.com/Why-We-Remember-Unlocking-Memorys/dp/038554863X Brandy Schillace, review in the WSJ of the above book: https://www.wsj.com/arts-culture/books/why-we-remember-review-finding-time-again-and-again-c2736426 Brandy Schillace: https://brandyschillace.com/about/ The episode extract of the Simpsons we watched (1 minute 7 seconds): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1Oa6P7D2NQ Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press where we wholeheartedly embrace the delightful chaos of life. Whether you’re a fiction writer trying to un-screw-up your craft, or just someone who loves watching the world spin off its axis and needs new material for your next cocktail party meltdown, we’ve got you covered. Today, our podcasters dive into the idea that life is like a pinball machine. Sure, we can control the flippers, but like the metal ball, we’re constantly bouncing off the sides—aka, other people, random events, and the absolute unpredictability of the universe. (Don’t worry, it’s not depressing. Mostly.) Writers, prepare to break all the rules. Non-writers, buckle up anyway—it’s bound to get twisted. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the unsolicited joy of ads for solar panels you’ll never install because, you know, maybe you’re not ready to turn your roof into a solar farm just yet. You’re welcome—because we care about your energy levels (and your personal space). And if one slips in, I swear we didn’t approve it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s misguided attempt at saving the planet one unsolicited ad at a time. Links ‘Garbage Day’ newsletter can be found here: https://www.garbageday.email/ The book Tim references about Proust is ‘How Proust Can Change Your Life’ by Alain de Botton (not ‘Bottom’ as it sounds in the podcast) and is here: https://www.alaindebotton.com/literature/ - it is one of Tim’s favorites and a frequent gift of his to hostesses and friends. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press where we throw our hands up at the chaos of life and laugh our way through it. Whether you’re a fiction writer struggling to refine your craft or just someone who enjoys watching the world fall apart and needs new material for your next cocktail party meltdown, we’ve got you covered. Today, our fearless podcasters dissect the fine art of self-sabotage—because nothing says 'success' like trying too hard and ruining everything. Writers, get ready to break all the rules. Non-writers, stick around—you’ll probably learn something shocking. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the joy of ads for that exercise machine that’s going to take over your entire guest bedroom and haunt you for the next six months—until you pay $200 to have it hauled away. You’re welcome—because we care about your space (and your ability to use your guest room for, you know, actual guests). And if one of those ads slips through, I swear we didn’t approve it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s obsession with fitness fads. Links Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press where we embrace the beautiful mess of life. Whether you're a fiction writer honing your craft, or just someone who loves watching the world spin in all its chaotic glory and needs some fresh conversation starters for your next cocktail party, we’ve got you covered. Today, our fearless podcasters dive headfirst into the wild world of dating—because what could be more chaotic than that? Writers, prepare to stretch your creative muscles. Non-writers, stay tuned anyway—it’s going to get interesting. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the absolute joy of ads for some disease you’ve never heard of, that probably only exists in a laboratory somewhere or in a shady corner of the internet. You’re welcome—because we care about your health (and your peace of mind). And if one of those ads somehow sneaks in, I swear we didn’t approve it. Blame it on the algorithm’s wild imagination. Links Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press that dives into the delightful chaos of life. Whether you're a fiction writer working on refining your craft or just someone who enjoys watching the world spin off-kilter and needs fresh material for your next cocktail party, we've got you covered. Today, we take a closer look at the audacious and bold choices made by Charles Sargeant Jagger and Lionel Pearson in their design of the Royal Artillery Memorial in London, which honors the 49,076 soldiers of the Royal Artillery who perished in World War I. Writers, prepare to expand your creative horizons. Non-writers, stick around—this conversation is bound to spark something fascinating. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve shielded you from the onslaught of ads for comfy bras you’d never wear if someone paid you. You’re welcome—because we care about your dignity (and your complete lack of interest in undergarment marketing). And if one somehow slips in, I swear we didn’t put it there. Just blame it on the algorithm’s questionable taste in, well, everything. Links Link to Royal Artillery Memorial here. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 Other music:  Beautiful Deep by Matt Stewart Evans https://uppbeat.io/t/matt-stewart-evans/beautiful-deep License code: OVYLQEAX0M6FAQOW Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive. License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press that dives into the delightful mess of life. Whether you're a fiction writer refining your craft, or just someone who enjoys watching the world spin wildly and needs fresh fodder for your next cocktail conversation, we’ve got you covered. Today, we’re taking a detour into the unpredictable terrain of unexpected history—because when you think you know what’s coming, the world hands you a surprise. Writers, get ready to break the mold. Non-writers, stick around anyway—it’s going to get intriguing. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve saved you from the soul-crushing bombardment of ads for window replacement services you’ll never need. You’re welcome—because we care about your time (and your home’s perfectly functional windows). And if you hear one, I swear we didn’t let it sneak in. Blame it on the rogue ad bots. Links Deus ex Machine image here. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A

In this Alchemy Short n’ Sweet episode, Tim and LeeAnna zip through the extraordinary story of Paul von Hindenburg. Writers, get ready to think about characters who simply don’t give up, or history that just won’t leave these poor souls alone. Non-writers, stay tuned anyway—for one of the most extraordinary life stories. It’s a tiny little parcel of inspiration, just for you. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the frantic, borderline desperate ads for mugs, t-shirts, and hats that we’re totally not trying to sell you (because we don’t have any). You’re welcome—because we care about your wardrobe (and your bank account). And if one of those ads manages to slip through, I swear we didn’t put it there. Just blame it on the algorithm’s overwhelming urge to make us all ‘merch moguls.’ Links Paul von Hindenburg here. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press that embraces the delightful chaos of life. Whether you’re a fiction writer looking to refine your craft, or just someone who enjoys watching the world spin and needs fresh conversation material for your next cocktail party, we’ve got you covered. Today, our podcasters explore bold creative concepts for writers, using a sculptural work by Isamu Noguchi as a jumping-off point. Writers, get ready to think outside the box. Non-writers, stay tuned anyway—it’s bound to get fascinating. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the mind-numbing torture of ads for subscription services that send you books nobody actually wants to read. You’re welcome—because we care about your literary dignity (and your free time). And if there’s any such ad, I swear we didn’t put it there. Just blame the algorithm, not us. Links Noguchi’s Face to be seen from Mars here. The Cydonia face on Mars here. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press that’s all about diving into the glorious mess of life. Whether you’re a fiction writer looking to hone your characters and plot, or just someone who enjoys watching the world tumble into chaos and needs some juicy conversation fodder for your next cocktail party, we’ve got you covered. Today’s episode gets literary as our podcasters tackle the intertextual tug-of-war between Matthew Arnold’s Dover Beach and Anthony Hecht’s Dover Bitch—a 100-year gap where Hecht takes a sharp, mocking jab at Arnold’s melancholy classic. Writers, hold on tight. Non-writers, stick around anyway—this one's going to get interesting. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the nightmare of ads for those ‘make your own dinner’ subscription services that flood your doorstep with so many boxes, you could open a warehouse. You’re welcome—because we care about your kitchen (and your sanity). And if one of those ads sneaks through, I swear we didn’t sign off on it. Just blame it on the algorithm’s love of making you cancel after two weeks of pretending you have the energy to cook a pot roast. Links Dover Beach here. Dover Bitch here. Matthew Arnold here. Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A  

Join Tim and LeeAnna for Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press where we embrace the delightful chaos of life. Whether you’re a fiction writer stuck in the trenches of your craft, or just someone who enjoys watching the world implode while looking for juicy material to ruin your next cocktail party, we’ve got you covered. Today, our podcasters revel in the glories of betrayal—because what’s more fun than watching people screw each other over in the name of self-interest? Writers, get ready to think outside the box. Non-writers, hang on—you won’t want to miss this train wreck. Of course, as with all our podcasts, we’ve spared you the pleasure of ads for those magical medical magnets you’re supposed to wear to cure everything from joint pain to ‘bad vibes.’ You’re welcome—because we care about your critical thinking (and your total lack of desire to wear overpriced refrigerator magnets on your body). And if one manages to sneak in, I swear we didn’t endorse it. Blame the algorithm’s questionable love for pseudo-science. Links Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A

Join Tim and LeeAnna for a big warm welcome to Alchemy... the podcast from Effigy Press for anyone who’s ever looked at the chaos, confusion, and delightful mess of the world and thought, 'Yeah, I need to get in on that.' Whether you're a fiction writer trying to wrangle the madness into something resembling a plot, or just someone who enjoys watching the world spin off its axis, we’ve got you covered. We’ll dive into the wonders of human nature, the delightful absurdity of life, and how you can turn all that glorious confusion into compelling stories—though honestly, we’re mostly here for the trainwrecks. Writers, buckle up. Non-writers, stay tuned anyway. It’s bound to get weird. And in this podcast we also dive into the unexpected origin story of O Holy Night. We’re keeping it ad-free—because let’s face it, no one needs another endless rant about probiotic shakes that ‘transform your gut health.’ Trust us, your stomach doesn’t need that kind of pressure. You’re welcome for the peace and quiet. And if there are any ads, I swear we didn’t put them there. Links Read The Snark’s review of this podcast here. Writers’ prompts for this podcast are here. Submission page for Effigy Press here. Effigy Press here. NPR: Terri Gross with Jon Batiste here. Start at 11 mins, 25 seconds Intro music: brighter days by Oliver Massa - License code: S4QNBRVN0S5MTNW4 https://uppbeat.io/t/oliver-massa/brighter-days Outro music: nightdrive by mood-maze - License code: OGGKCMVJLUMOBW5P https://uppbeat.io/t/mood-maze/nightdrive.  Or, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZsJWoGZ9A